Florida Man pulls a knife over a bathroom stall

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go. It is that time here
on iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Florida man and or Florida woman and.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Follow all of their exploits, which we do every single day.
In this it's called WTF and that stands for what.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
And we go.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
First to a sixty one year old Florida woman. Come on, ladies,
I'm gonna tell you one thing about the elderly here
in Florida. They do not seem to like people on
e bikes or kids on bikes or e bikes at all. Actually,
a sixty one year old Florida woman arrested after snatching
a phone and confronting some bike riding kids. They're just

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riding their bikes. I'm not gonna be honest with you.
I'm happy when I see children riding their bikes because
most of the time in Florida, you see somebody riding
a bike, it's like some crusty dude with a really
dirty shirt, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
And dude, yeah say homeless man.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I mean yeah probably maybe, but maybe maybe maybe he's
also you know, just not have a license, no for
various reasons.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, I'm just saying kids on the bikes.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
They cheating, right, they're cheaters. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta use
your legs. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Like, if you're an older person like this sixty one
year old lady, you can use an e bike, right.
Maybe that's why she's mad. She's like, I still got
to pedal my bike. Yeah, you know, I want one
of these.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
He's using the unicycle still.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Her name is Sylvia Perez. She's sixty one. She approached
a group of kids from behind with her car. She
got out of her car, she started yelling at kids
to get out of the road, and even though the
kids got out of her way, she did not stop.
According to this, rather than leaving, Miss Perez, she repositioned
her vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
She parked it in the bike path about.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Twenty five feet from the kids, and then she exhibited
the vehicle again in a confrontational manner. So it wasn't
bad enough that she already up behind these kids, gets
out of her car.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
And yells get out of her blah blah blah, and
they move out of the way.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Now she's blocking bike leans and now she's moving moving
her car so she can yell at the kids even more.
According to this. One of the kids said, ma'am, it's
a bike path. That's where we're riding to. She says,
it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
A bike path, it's not an efing bike. Now she's
cussing it kids.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh, she's yelling at you're in the street, all this
other stuff. She grabbed a phone from one of the
kid's hands, which caused it to fall to the ground.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
She said, do you want me to throw this phone?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
She grabbed the damaged phone yet because she broke it,
she raised it over her head and she's threatened to
throw it into a canal before throwing it on the ground.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
You know what, that's the problem with these kids.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
They didn't think about this, plan this out and execute
it properly. Oh, as you see that the woman has
gotten out of her vehicle right and she now is
after one of your friends.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
And rip your phone. Now time to take her car.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Take that car, baby, let's show how it's done.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Right off, he and I my iPhone for your car.
That's right.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
And by the way, you threw my iPhones rightning and
throw it in the canal. That's where your car's going,
right in the canal because I don't have my license.
That's right, and I don't know how to drive this thing.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
We're right into the canal. Oh yeah, well she was
arrested for all this.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Well blessed as well she should be, and for perversions,
for being a perver. Don't touch the kids, that's right, yeah,
kids and their phones alone, sick lady.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's right. We go next, but slow down, kids on
the bikes.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
No Biggins Barbecue, oh boy, and Biggins Barbecue burglars have
been busted.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
According to this, a Florida woman, not the old BBB.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
That's right, Biggins Barbecue burglars have been busted.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
The Florida woman was the mastermind behind this.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
She enlisted her boyfriend and her son to break into
this business. Now they're behind bars. Stephanies are still looking
for the woman's son though. After they broke into Biggins Barbecue.
According to this, Hernando County, Biggins Barbecue called the agency
for help five o'clock in the morning. They, according to this,
they found the business had been burglary. Employees told dispatchers

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that the back door had been entered. The various items
were scattered across the kitchen. Both the cash register and
a safe had been emptied.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh boy.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Now, according to this. The incident was captured on the
restaurant surveillance video. Two suspects were wearing all black and
face coverings so you couldn't see who they were. The suspects,
one of whom is a current employee of the businesses.
By the way, they were able to identify her. Yeah,
Miranda Musseau is her name. She's an employee of the business,
and they quickly uncovered her scam. She not only enlisted

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her boyfriend but also her own son to break into
this business.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Love me a good family affair, right, I love a
good family gathering.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
She stated that she drove her boyfriend and her son
to the business that night, picked them up after they
committed the burglary.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
They take all that they split the money.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Wow, well that's a life learned lesson, right there.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Son, sure is listen to their mom.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, you heard it here first. Folks, don't ever listen
to your mom.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, moms can be wrong too, I guess right.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
That's the lesson, right, Sometimes mom needs help. Mom's gonna
go away for.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
A little while. That's just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, but that's okay because you help with the burglary,
so you will too. Yeah, we go lastly, to a
Florida man, he pulled a knife on a victim at
a public's bathroom because quote, he really needed to use
the stall. Oh wow, wow, Yeah, seventy two year old
man had to go to the bathroom so badly. Then
he committed a violent felony to get access to a stall.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Can you imagine a seventy year old whipping out a
little pocket knife?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Are you like I would disarm him in the bathroom.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna I'm flushing your head in the toilet, dude.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Like, can you imagine how slow he would have?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Like, oh, how cool? Like the quickness on it.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I know it would be almost be unfair, It really
would like you know, like, oh, are you sure you
want to do this? Because what's gonna happen is you're
going to vary very weekly. Try to lunge on me
with that blade. I'm gonna sidestep it. I'm gonna kick
your legs out from underneath you and watch your head
bounce off the toilet.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Now, you don't want to do this, I promise you
you don't. Oh for sure? Defecate one, Yeah you will.
You're gonna poop all right. Unfortunately, it's gonna be in
your pants. Hey, poop probably die rna. Yeah, as if
there's not a stain already.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Right, let's we all know what's going on. You're seventy two,
seventy two. His name is Alfaido, Alfredo Brendis. He entered
the bathroom frantically started banging on the door of the stall,
demanding that the man come out. The victim, according to this,
was leaving the doll came face to face with Alfredo,
who was yelling at him to hurry up and move.

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He couldn't exit the bathroom because Alfredo was blocking it.
He said to him, hey, get out of my way,
and that is when Alfredo presented the knife. He waved
it in front of the victims, selling to move. Victim
said that Alfredo tried to cut him with a knife,
but he used his book bag to defend himself.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Wow, he could have used.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
The paper towels bathroom to defend him.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
He would be fine. Yeah, chucked it at his head,
took the man out.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
The officer entered the bathroom. They saw Alfredo in there
and he still had the knife in his hand. They
ordered him to drop it. According to the police, he
told the officer that he really needed to use the bathroom,
and the victim did not move out of his way,
so he took out the knife.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Wow, so I'm guessing he still didn't even get to
use the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I mean he did, but you know, not the stall.
Not the stall he went.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
He went, he went.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, see he took that open carry real seriously, green light.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
He's awesome. I don't have a gun, but I'll take
this little butter knife with me. I am never gonna
have to wait to pump again. Yeah. Well that was
a lot of fun. We'll do it again every morning.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
So well, Alfredo, unfortunately will He's very regular that way,
every morning at seven. Remember to listen to the podcast.
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having a poop to two real quick.

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