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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, all right, I guess so it is that time
on iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down Florida
man and or Florida woman and follow all their exploits.
We do that every day in this it's called WTF
and that stands for what the floor it there? And
(00:22):
we go first to a Florida woman. Unfortunately, she keeps
insisting that she's Donald Trump's wife, and this time she
got busted trying to get into Mara a Lago. She
keeps claiming that she's married to President Trump, and she's
(00:42):
been arrested again, this time trying to get into his
Mara a Lago estate. According to authorities, her name is
Christy Renee Kimball and she's forty nine years old. She
has contended for months now that her name is actually
Christy Renee Trump and that she actually wed the forty
seventh president.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
At some point that we know have no idea about.
But you don't know, we don't know, we don't know, right,
Am I saying that she's a liar? I don't know.
I mean, I just gotta does she look like she
has crazy face? Absolutely? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So it's like a woman who would just all of
a sudden think she's married to the president. I'm going
to tell you this right now. I know one thing
about a one Donald J. Trump, and he is not
married to this woman.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Just so.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
We're all very clear, Like, look back, right, there's a
history that the Donald has of wives, right, she does
not fit into that category.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And none of them, any little bit, not even an
arm could go in there.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Not even close. No.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No. She was arrested and when Palm Beach police were
arrested to an unwonted guest who's trying to drop a
letter off to Donald around noon, the Secret Service agent
told Kathy, who is known to local authorities by the way,
wanted to meet with the president, Well, what were you
on to schedule a meeting for with your husband? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Just call him up right.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Apparently there's been numerous run ins dating back to early
spring when Kathy got a written warning. Oh boy, you
don't want a written warning from Secret Service. When the
Secret Service is sending you a written warning to leave
the president alone, you leave the president alone.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I just feel like, I don't know, Kathy's not reading
that letter or understanding.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Is Kathy doesn't know how to read the room apparently,
and she's.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
All it might as well be squiggly lying, it's all
of it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
A doctor might as well have wrote this thing, that's
how well she can read it.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So anyway, Kathy's been arrested again after getting a written
warning from Secret Service to leave the president alone. Now
I'm figure I'm going to try to break into mar
A Lago. Why not, good idea, Kathy. We go next
to a Florida airport, Tampa specifically, where customs officials they
found something weird.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh human remains.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
No at the airport, absolutely no, arrest them, yeah immediately right.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
This is according to this US Custom and Border Patrol
services say that a traveler tried to come through Tampa
International with apparent human remains in their luggage.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So maybe like a loved one.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No, no, according to this, now, when the passenger came through,
they declared ten cigars. I have ten cigars to declare
here at customs, Right, you got to declare these things alcohol, tobacco.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Also, you should probably go ahead and declare those human
remains that you have as well. They were wrapped in
foil and then in a duffel bag, and that's where
they found these things.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, you're not allowed, by the way.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
They also found more cigars than the ten that the
person tried to declare prohibited, plants, and several bones wrapped
in foil, including at least part of a human skull.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh my, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's more.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Don't worry the what they took. Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
The traveler has a very great reason for having these
human remains and all the cigars.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's a it's part of a ritual. It's sounds ritualistic.
Carry on, girl, keep going there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
A Department for Homeland Security, a spokesperson said that they
could prop vide any more details because the investigation is ongoing.
But yeah, somebody tried to bring in human remains and
a bunch of cigars as part of a ritual, and
it turns out you're not allowed.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
To do that. Who all those cigars, I get them
out of here.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
No, they don't have a cigar shop in Tampa. I
find that very hard to believe. You ever been to
Ebore City before they do it? The old Cuban way.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Whose body was this?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, good question, I'll tell you whose body it almost was. Recently,
a Florida man he had to shoot a bear that
was in his shower.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No you heard what I said. No, that's the bear shower. Now, yeah,
that is right. If out a black bear. It wandered
through a garage.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It panicked when the door got closed, and it bolted
into the house. It ran down the hallway and that's
when it was in this bathroom, in the shower. Obviously,
the homeowner, mister Clarkey, grabbed a fire army opened up
the door, took aim, and he fired once at the
bear who was standing and hiding in the shower, and
says the animal lashed out but then pressed against the door.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh. I feel kind of bad for the bear. The
bear was just scared, really, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
According to this, he believed, oh wait a minute, the
bear wasn't even dead. He believed that the bear backed off,
but then the bear cracked the door again. He fired
two more times through the door, and that's when the
bear did die. But yeah, so he shot the bear,
closed the door, and then the bear turned tried getting
through the door. He's like, ah, blowie, blowie through that
(05:51):
closed door. Florida Fish and Wildlife reminds people to be
vigilant in areas with wild animals, which is every by
the way, just so you know, Wow, look at that
bear right.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Hey there.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Boom boom bang Wow. I like blowie blow blowe pew pew.
Well that was fun, yes or everybody except that bear.
He had a terrible time. We'll do this again every
morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember to listen
to the podcast. There are now more than four hundred episodes.
We just crossed four hundred last week. WHOA, so yeah,
(06:30):
that's huge. It's on iHeartRadio. It's called The Freak Show.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
WTF the podcast that is the Freak Show WTF. The
podcast and this Florida man. He made it out but barely.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Last
Well, all right, I guess so it is that time
on iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down Florida
man and or Florida woman and follow all their exploits.
We do that every day in this it's called WTF
and that stands for what the floor it there? And
(00:22):
we go first to a Florida woman. Unfortunately, she keeps
insisting that she's Donald Trump's wife, and this time she
got busted trying to get into Mara a Lago. She
keeps claiming that she's married to President Trump, and she's
(00:42):
been arrested again, this time trying to get into his
Mara a Lago estate. According to authorities, her name is
Christy Renee Kimball and she's forty nine years old. She
has contended for months now that her name is actually
Christy Renee Trump and that she actually wed the forty
seventh president.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
At some point that we know have no idea about.
But you don't know, we don't know, we don't know, right,
Am I saying that she's a liar? I don't know.
I mean, I just gotta does she look like she
has crazy face? Absolutely? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So it's like a woman who would just all of
a sudden think she's married to the president. I'm going
to tell you this right now. I know one thing
about a one Donald J. Trump, and he is not
married to this woman.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Just so.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
We're all very clear, Like, look back, right, there's a
history that the Donald has of wives, right, she does
not fit into that category.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And none of them, any little bit, not even an
arm could go in there.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Not even close. No.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No. She was arrested and when Palm Beach police were
arrested to an unwonted guest who's trying to drop a
letter off to Donald around noon, the Secret Service agent
told Kathy, who is known to local authorities by the way,
wanted to meet with the president, Well, what were you
on to schedule a meeting for with your husband? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Just call him up right.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Apparently there's been numerous run ins dating back to early
spring when Kathy got a written warning. Oh boy, you
don't want a written warning from Secret Service. When the
Secret Service is sending you a written warning to leave
the president alone, you leave the president alone.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I just feel like, I don't know, Kathy's not reading
that letter or understanding.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Is Kathy doesn't know how to read the room apparently,
and she's.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
All it might as well be squiggly lying, it's all
of it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
A doctor might as well have wrote this thing, that's
how well she can read it.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
So anyway, Kathy's been arrested again after getting a written
warning from Secret Service to leave the president alone. Now
I'm figure I'm going to try to break into mar
A Lago. Why not, good idea, Kathy. We go next
to a Florida airport, Tampa specifically, where customs officials they
found something weird.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh human remains.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
No at the airport, absolutely no, arrest them, yeah immediately right.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
This is according to this US Custom and Border Patrol
services say that a traveler tried to come through Tampa
International with apparent human remains in their luggage.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So maybe like a loved one.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
No, no, according to this, now, when the passenger came through,
they declared ten cigars. I have ten cigars to declare
here at customs, Right, you got to declare these things alcohol, tobacco.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Also, you should probably go ahead and declare those human
remains that you have as well. They were wrapped in
foil and then in a duffel bag, and that's where
they found these things.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, you're not allowed, by the way.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
They also found more cigars than the ten that the
person tried to declare prohibited, plants, and several bones wrapped
in foil, including at least part of a human skull.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Oh my, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's more.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Don't worry the what they took. Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
The traveler has a very great reason for having these
human remains and all the cigars.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's a it's part of a ritual. It's sounds ritualistic.
Carry on, girl, keep going there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
A Department for Homeland Security, a spokesperson said that they
could prop vide any more details because the investigation is ongoing.
But yeah, somebody tried to bring in human remains and
a bunch of cigars as part of a ritual, and
it turns out you're not allowed.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
To do that. Who all those cigars, I get them
out of here.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
No, they don't have a cigar shop in Tampa. I
find that very hard to believe. You ever been to
Ebore City before they do it? The old Cuban way.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Whose body was this?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, good question, I'll tell you whose body it almost was. Recently,
a Florida man he had to shoot a bear that
was in his shower.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No you heard what I said. No, that's the bear shower. Now, yeah,
that is right. If out a black bear. It wandered
through a garage.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It panicked when the door got closed, and it bolted
into the house. It ran down the hallway and that's
when it was in this bathroom, in the shower. Obviously,
the homeowner, mister Clarkey, grabbed a fire army opened up
the door, took aim, and he fired once at the
bear who was standing and hiding in the shower, and
says the animal lashed out but then pressed against the door.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh. I feel kind of bad for the bear. The
bear was just scared, really, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
According to this, he believed, oh wait a minute, the
bear wasn't even dead. He believed that the bear backed off,
but then the bear cracked the door again. He fired
two more times through the door, and that's when the
bear did die. But yeah, so he shot the bear,
closed the door, and then the bear turned tried getting
through the door. He's like, ah, blowie, blowie through that
(05:51):
closed door. Florida Fish and Wildlife reminds people to be
vigilant in areas with wild animals, which is every by
the way, just so you know, Wow, look at that
bear right.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Hey there.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Boom boom bang Wow. I like blowie blow blowe pew pew.
Well that was fun, yes or everybody except that bear.
He had a terrible time. We'll do this again every
morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember to listen
to the podcast. There are now more than four hundred episodes.
We just crossed four hundred last week. WHOA, so yeah,
(06:30):
that's huge. It's on iHeartRadio. It's called The Freak Show.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
WTF the podcast that is the Freak Show WTF. The
podcast and this Florida man. He made it out but barely.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
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