Florida Man shoots his date over dinner payment

Don't date Florida Man...ever

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go. It is that time on
iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down Florida man
and or Florida woman follow all their exploits. We do
that daily in this it's called WTF and that stands
for what.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The floor it? And we go first to a Florida woman. Oh,
I don't know. What she did.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Was she bumped another woman's car with hers and threaten
to shoot her outside of an elementary school in the
parent pickup line.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Now, while I do understand wanting to bump another person's
car and also threatening to shoot somebody at a parent
pickup or drop offline, I get it, but you can't
do it. You know what I mean? Way too many,
too many witnesses. And you know how kids are, They're
all snitches. Erica Cruz is thirty nine. She was dropping

(00:57):
off her kid at Arcola Lake, La Entry, and that's
when she exchanged some words with a mother who was
walking her disabled son to school. She exchanged words with
a woman who was walking her disabled son.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
She said, and I quote, hurry.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
The f up because this woman was walking with her
disabled child.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
No, so then they exchanged some words.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
And that is when miss Cruise bumped the victim's left
side of the body with her car.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Girl. Now that's when she got out of the vehicle,
opened up.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Her person said, say one more word, I'm gonna shoot
you in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, you need to go to anger management, I would
think so, I mean courses for you.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
So I'll stop at jail first for a while, and
then anger management. The victim, by the way, told uh
just said that she was in fear. She truly felt
that she was going to die. According to this, Cruz
confirmed that she did have a gun. It did belong
to her.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, she said, I was unaware that it was in
my bag. Like, well, then what are you opening your
bag for and threatening to shoot somebody with them if
you didn't know it was in your bag. She's been
charged with aggravated battery, aggravated assault with a firearm, and
exhibiting a firearm on school property. By the way, still
in a detention center with a twenty seven hundred dollars bond.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Nobody's bothered to bail her out. That's it.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Nobody right at an elementary school in front of kids
because she told a woman with her disabled child to
hurry the f up.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
This woman should not have her own kids, no, let
alone be free at any moment.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
She shouldn't have a house plant, let alone kids of
her own. And this Florida man, I think it's safe
to say that he's not allowed to date anymore. A
Florida man is now standing trial for shooting his date
after arguing over the dinner bill.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Red flag, Yeah, that's a red flag.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
According to this, Jamal Morland discharged with attempted armed robbery
and attempted first degree murder.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
He met his date on rinder. There you go. Yeah,
they went on a date. Now. According to this, they
went to.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
A bowling alley, the date paid, They went to a
liquor store, the date bought liquor, and then at this
point Jamal ordered food and he wanted the date to
pay for that as well, but the date said no.
And that's when Jamal got all mad and bent out
of shape. The date dropped Morland off, but then picked
him up again.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Later.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Then, Moreland texted him and asked him for forty five dollars.
He's like, I need forty five dollars. According to this,
obviously the victim was unwilling to give him the.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Money, and well that is when Jamal shot his date.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Now the guy's not dead or anything, he's still alive,
but he is in a.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Lot of pain.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, over forty five dollars dollars You should not be dating.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, you shouldn't be dating.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Go back to work o'clock in Look, the guy spent
money on your bowling and money on your liquor, and
then you wanted him to pay for the food.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
He said no. And then you're.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Texting them asking them for forty five dollars, and then
you find them and then shoot them.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I mean, come on, get out of here. No yet,
out of here, Jamal.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I don't condone any of this, No, none of that.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
We go lastly to a Florida man.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
He was arrested because he had one hundred and eleven
geckos in a storage unit.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I like that angel number, though, I mean, why not?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Right?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
According to Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission Kelvin Soto,
who's a former holder of a license to exhibit and
sell reptiles, former holder, it does not have a license
to do so anymore. Probably why he's hiding them in
an abandoned storage unit.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
But anyway.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, he stopped paying for the storage unit. The unit
was locked up, and that's when a company employee started
preparing the unit for auction. That's when they discovered all
these geckos in there. There was one hundred and eleven
African fat tailed geckos, all housed in individual containers inside
the storage unit.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
My god, as you can imagine a bunch of them already.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Dead, but still yeah, most of them lived. He's been
prohibited from possessing or having contact with animals, but yeah,
I just left one hundred and eleven geckos in a
storage unit.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Just leave them behind there, you know this guy? Yeah, exactly.
Well he's going to jail for these crimes as well.
He should. And there it is.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's right, absolutely, because if we can't beat their voice,
who's going to.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Be exactly Well, that was fun. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
For everybody, except for each one of those one and
eleven geckos.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
They hated it.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, but we will do this again every morning at
seven thirty and nine thirty. There's a podcast and it's
free and it's on iHeartRadio. Look Forward The Freak Show.
WTF the podcast. You want to have a lot more
fun like this. It's called the Freak Show WTF the
podcast on the free iHeartRadio app in Brittany. Yes, after
abandoning these one hundred and eleven Gekko was inside that

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storage unit.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
His car insurance immediately went up.