Florida Man sleeps in a woman's car and eats her snacks

After being chased out of her house, this Florida Man decided to help himself to some of her snacks and go to sleep in her car

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, I guess it is that time on iHeartRadio
where we do have to chase down Florida man and
or Florida woman and follow all their exploits. We do
that every day in this it's called WTF and that
stands for what the floor it, dude, and we go

(00:24):
for to a Florida man. Yes, he exemplifies the fact.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
This is not an opinion.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
This is a fact that Florida man is the worst
neighbor ever.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Flagler County deputy's arrested a Florida man for attacking his neighbor.
One Justin Santos reportedly body slammed the victim and then
held him in a chokehold.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, he's like, oh, you know.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Grabbed him from behind her, you know, wrenching his arm
up into his neck and trying to choke the guy out,
and then witness has finally stepped in. It didn supposedly
occurred is the victim was walking his dog. Quan Santo's
got arrested is now facing charges of battery and strangulation.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Let me tell you, getting choked out is no joke, right,
that's a scary hues. That should be a saying or something.
You know, when you get choked, it ain't no joke.
It ain't no joke, right, because it's not you not
a joke. Do you not you only telling you I
can't breathe, right? Do you not see my face turning blue?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I Am not going out like this, com ont to
be able to swing back.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
This is not how I go to see Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Absolutely not getting choked out by some crazy Florida man
while I'm walking my dog.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
No, thank you, we go next to a Florida man.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Uh. First of all, it is a wild series of
events that happened here. It's like the stuff of nightmares.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Brittany.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Imagine waking up and you'll find a stranger in your room, right.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, well that's what happened five point thirty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
This woman wakes up, there's a guy in her room.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
She's like, hey, get out of here, right, creep all right?
So off he goes, and uh, well she calls nine
to one to one, and then you know, bizarre story continues. Uh,
She's woken up to the sound of this fourty year
old man, Elijah Spencer. He was standing next to her bed.
She yielded in the leave he walked out the back door. Now,

(02:21):
according to this, he had left articles of his own
clothing at her home.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah weird.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
He had even eaten multiple prepackaged snacks, and according to this,
later she went to her car and found him sleeping
in the back seat.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
First of all, second and third and fourth? Why is
your car open right? Why is your car on lot right? Sis? Yeah,
I'm sorry to blame you. Would you leave the door
wide open too right for your house?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Had he even had more of the snacks in the
backseat of the car, So he had eaten a bunch
of snacks at the house, left a bunch of his
clothes in there. She's like, hey, get out of here.
And then she goes to her car later and there
he is leaping in the backseat.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
No, after getting into all my fruit snacks. You're crazy,
No way crazy. You're not even making it out a line.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Not after taking all my gushers. You're not leaving you
try to take my gushers. You're gonna pull back a nub.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Tell you that. Yeah. We go. Lastly to a Florida man.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
He built a fortress of tires around a property.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Dono helped him. Somebody had to have helped him, right,
I don't know. You know what you have enough? You know,
will you can do anything yourself? Pretty a fortress of tires,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
He built a fortress of tires around a property that's
right by the way. According to this, they say that
tire disposal is a big problem here in Florida. People
have a tendency to just do this. This one guy,
Derek Peoples is his name, surrounded his entire property with
stacks of used tires. Every tire is filled with dirt, mulch,

(04:00):
and even horsepoop.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
According to this, YEH don't know, because why.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
This is starting to get mental illness right involved. This
is terrible for the environment. I feel like set all
those tires on fire. What no, all right, right, right,
never mind, don't don't take that advice.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
What do we do with these tires?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Now?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm concerned for mother Earth? Yeah me, mother man. Well
that was fun, wasn't it. I mean it was n't ntil.
I started thinking about about the Earth. Yeah, and all
the house tires. She can't be doing well with you
with all these tires.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
No, now, Florida man's killing her. We'll do this again
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Speaker 2 (04:57):
And after this whole story, Brittany, I'm just tired. The

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