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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, and here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Florida man and or Florida woman follow all their exploits.
We do that every day in this It's called WTF
and that stands for what the floor?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And we go first to a Florida man.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Guilty.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh, he's very guilty.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
There is a two words that you do not want
to hear put together that a man is doing in
your Cape Coral neighborhood. And those two words are lurking pantless. No, yeah, nope,
a Cape Coral man making this a what brittany, a
local acting loco, very loco. Indeed, Cape Coral residents open
(00:49):
their doors to a very unwonted surprise. A man walking
into a family's lini with no pants on. John Kelly
is his name. Arrested for indecent exposure?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh is this man?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
According to this, somebody said they saw a man walking
around with his pants down in the neighborhood. Somebody screamed
at him to get out of there. Then he was
on somebody's lnine. They're yelling at him.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
They say. There was a loud bang from the front door,
pounding on the front door.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Doorbell camera captures this guy and all of his nude
glory banging on the door.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Probably had his wien right up to the ring doorbelling over.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
According to this, they say he was it was threatening
the way that he was approaching the house. They say
that his state of mind was threatening.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I don't know, man, I just feel like a man
coming in pant list to my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Right, he's not gonna last.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, you're not leaving, at least not walking. You know
what I'm saying, right, that's for sure. Yeah, he's banging
on doors and hanging out in people's lann eyes. And
there's kids in this neighborhood. And you know, by the way,
the guy is already a red predator.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Ew they didn't put them down despite what I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Saying them down. You see one one thousand percent.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
And now you know he's terrorizing the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Right. You think he's gonna stop there, He's not done.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, please, He's gonna make sure that you see all
of his cash and prizes.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
No, thank you. We go next to three Floridians.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That is a Florida man, and I believe that's two
Florida women arrested for a liquor theft spree across multiple
counties and they were ripping off Walgreens.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Brittany.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
This is not the first time that we've heard about Walgreens, Yeah,
and their liquor store getting ripped off. This time it
was three suspects who have done this across multiple counties
and they were targeting Walgreens liquor stores. According to this,
they cost twenty eight thousand dollars worth of losses over
this twenty eight grand worth of liquor they've stole. How
(03:01):
ridiculously easy is it to steal liquor from Walgreens?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
How much are you taking? That is a lot?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I mean, liquor is expensive, but right, you're not like
bottles aren't one hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, yes, there can be, but the ones right.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
We're not paying VIP prices you know what I mean,
like a VIP area in a bottle club air you
know style? No, yeah, three. They apparently they took large
quantities of liquor. Every incident. They grabbed between twelve hundred
and six thousand dollars worth of liquor. They removed it
through an exterior emergency exit and that's where they had
(03:35):
their getaway vehicle. Oh so they would just park their
getaway vehicle in the back, but they would grab up
as much liquor as they wanted to and then just
walk right out the emergency exit right to the getaway car.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And I mean it was pretty solid up until.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Up until what are these the laziest clerks in the world. Like,
you know, you see somebody loading up a bunch of liquor,
You're like, all right, already, I'm on edge, you know
what I mean? Yeah, like, I don't know, like we
got to see what's going on with this, right, and
then they start walking towards the back.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I mean, come on, I'm sure the company sent on
an email. I mean, they did this so many times, right,
they did this out.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
They did this eleven times. Eleven Come on, that's awesome.
I mean not.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
But you know, we go last to a Florida man.
He stole a package off of a porch after a
dare from a friend.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
So it's not even like I'm a porch pirate. This
is what I do.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You know, he was dared from a friend to grab
a package.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Off of a front porch. It's like, okay, hold a beer.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You don't have something better to do with your time.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No like this, This is the middle of a Monday afternoon.
By the way, you don't have a job, obviously, you
don't when you're when you're taking a dare from a
friend to grab a package off of somebody's porch, and
that's your state of mind. You're fifty one year old
David Forster, and you think it's a good idea when
a friend dares you to take a package to do it. Yeah,
you don't have a job, have a job in the
(05:00):
world a very long time. You are professionally unemployed. You
ever meet people like that that they never seem to
have a job, yet they always seem to have a car,
They always eat, they're usually drunk or high or both.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
No, the only one I knew like that she had
a sugar daddy.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I've known several people like this, dudes who don't have
a sugar daddy in my life that have done that,
that somehow have fenaggled in a hacked life where they
hardly ever work, you know, if at all, and yet
they always seem to just make it out. Okay, they
got a place to stay, they gotta had some food.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Let me tell you something. They're doing something strange for
a place to stay.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's all strange everything we do, you know what I mean.
Just think about life in general. We're on a spinning
rock in the middle of the universe going around, you know,
we're we're bones inside of a meat puppet, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Come on. If that's not weird, I don't know what
is it is.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, this guy has an extensive criminal history.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
By the way, I'm not surprised. He's fifty one years old.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
His name is David Forrester, and he stole a package
off of a home porch because a friend dared him
to do it. He was taken into custody. He was biking.
There you go, there's another one. You're fifty one years old,
you're accepting a dare to steal a package off of
a porch. You're it's Monday afternoon and you don't have
a job, and you're riding a bike. I mean, yeah,
(06:27):
at one point, do you think that David would just
pull over, you know, that bike and just sit on
the lawn and go, my god, I really gotta get
my crap together, you know what I mean. You know, seriously,
I need to know what's what's happening to David going forward.
By the way, the package that he stole ended up
being an eighty nine dollars metal cat litter box. It
(06:51):
was still unopened.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
We sall that. Yeah, we're cool.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Fifteen dollars, fifteen dollars to get him just enough meta
in fit I mean the last till tomorrow, you know
what I mean. That's how David takes it day by day.
You know, meth hit by meth hit. Well, that was
a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
We'll do it again every morning at seven thirty, nine thirty.
And there's a podcast which is very entertaining. It's a
lot of fun. There's almost four hundred episodes up there
right now. It's on iHeartRadio. That's a free app. Get
it and then search for The Freak Show WTF the
podcast that is The Freak Show. WTF the podcast and
(07:27):
old David here taking a dare from a friend to
take a package of a porch.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hey, David, I gotta dare for you.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
How about you get a job? The Freak shows on
(08:02):
the Florida on Widow five five.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
The beam is powered by Valvelene instant oil.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Where are the freak Show.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Next on window five to five The Beat
All right, and here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Florida man and or Florida woman follow all their exploits.
We do that every day in this It's called WTF
and that stands for what the floor?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And we go first to a Florida man.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Guilty.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh, he's very guilty.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
There is a two words that you do not want
to hear put together that a man is doing in
your Cape Coral neighborhood. And those two words are lurking pantless. No, yeah, nope,
a Cape Coral man making this a what brittany, a
local acting loco, very loco. Indeed, Cape Coral residents open
(00:49):
their doors to a very unwonted surprise. A man walking
into a family's lini with no pants on. John Kelly
is his name. Arrested for indecent exposure?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh is this man?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
According to this, somebody said they saw a man walking
around with his pants down in the neighborhood. Somebody screamed
at him to get out of there. Then he was
on somebody's lnine. They're yelling at him.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
They say. There was a loud bang from the front door,
pounding on the front door.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Doorbell camera captures this guy and all of his nude
glory banging on the door.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Probably had his wien right up to the ring doorbelling over.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
According to this, they say he was it was threatening
the way that he was approaching the house. They say
that his state of mind was threatening.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I don't know, man, I just feel like a man
coming in pant list to my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Right, he's not gonna last.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, you're not leaving, at least not walking. You know
what I'm saying, right, that's for sure. Yeah, he's banging
on doors and hanging out in people's lann eyes. And
there's kids in this neighborhood. And you know, by the way,
the guy is already a red predator.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Ew they didn't put them down despite what I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Saying them down. You see one one thousand percent.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
And now you know he's terrorizing the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Right. You think he's gonna stop there, He's not done.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, please, He's gonna make sure that you see all
of his cash and prizes.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
No, thank you. We go next to three Floridians.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That is a Florida man, and I believe that's two
Florida women arrested for a liquor theft spree across multiple
counties and they were ripping off Walgreens.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Brittany.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
This is not the first time that we've heard about Walgreens, Yeah,
and their liquor store getting ripped off. This time it
was three suspects who have done this across multiple counties
and they were targeting Walgreens liquor stores. According to this,
they cost twenty eight thousand dollars worth of losses over
this twenty eight grand worth of liquor they've stole. How
(03:01):
ridiculously easy is it to steal liquor from Walgreens?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
How much are you taking? That is a lot?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I mean, liquor is expensive, but right, you're not like
bottles aren't one hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, yes, there can be, but the ones right.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
We're not paying VIP prices you know what I mean,
like a VIP area in a bottle club air you
know style? No, yeah, three. They apparently they took large
quantities of liquor. Every incident. They grabbed between twelve hundred
and six thousand dollars worth of liquor. They removed it
through an exterior emergency exit and that's where they had
(03:35):
their getaway vehicle. Oh so they would just park their
getaway vehicle in the back, but they would grab up
as much liquor as they wanted to and then just
walk right out the emergency exit right to the getaway car.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And I mean it was pretty solid up until.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Up until what are these the laziest clerks in the world. Like,
you know, you see somebody loading up a bunch of liquor,
You're like, all right, already, I'm on edge, you know
what I mean? Yeah, like, I don't know, like we
got to see what's going on with this, right, and
then they start walking towards the back.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I mean, come on, I'm sure the company sent on
an email. I mean, they did this so many times, right,
they did this out.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
They did this eleven times. Eleven Come on, that's awesome.
I mean not.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
But you know, we go last to a Florida man.
He stole a package off of a porch after a
dare from a friend.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
So it's not even like I'm a porch pirate. This
is what I do.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You know, he was dared from a friend to grab
a package.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Off of a front porch. It's like, okay, hold a beer.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You don't have something better to do with your time.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No like this, This is the middle of a Monday afternoon.
By the way, you don't have a job, obviously, you
don't when you're when you're taking a dare from a
friend to grab a package off of somebody's porch, and
that's your state of mind. You're fifty one year old
David Forster, and you think it's a good idea when
a friend dares you to take a package to do it. Yeah,
you don't have a job, have a job in the
(05:00):
world a very long time. You are professionally unemployed. You
ever meet people like that that they never seem to
have a job, yet they always seem to have a car,
They always eat, they're usually drunk or high or both.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
No, the only one I knew like that she had
a sugar daddy.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I've known several people like this, dudes who don't have
a sugar daddy in my life that have done that,
that somehow have fenaggled in a hacked life where they
hardly ever work, you know, if at all, and yet
they always seem to just make it out. Okay, they
got a place to stay, they gotta had some food.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Let me tell you something. They're doing something strange for
a place to stay.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's all strange everything we do, you know what I mean.
Just think about life in general. We're on a spinning
rock in the middle of the universe going around, you know,
we're we're bones inside of a meat puppet, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Come on. If that's not weird, I don't know what
is it is.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, this guy has an extensive criminal history.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
By the way, I'm not surprised. He's fifty one years old.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
His name is David Forrester, and he stole a package
off of a home porch because a friend dared him
to do it. He was taken into custody. He was biking.
There you go, there's another one. You're fifty one years old,
you're accepting a dare to steal a package off of
a porch. You're it's Monday afternoon and you don't have
a job, and you're riding a bike. I mean, yeah,
(06:27):
at one point, do you think that David would just
pull over, you know, that bike and just sit on
the lawn and go, my god, I really gotta get
my crap together, you know what I mean. You know, seriously,
I need to know what's what's happening to David going forward.
By the way, the package that he stole ended up
being an eighty nine dollars metal cat litter box. It
(06:51):
was still unopened.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
We sall that. Yeah, we're cool.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Fifteen dollars, fifteen dollars to get him just enough meta
in fit I mean the last till tomorrow, you know
what I mean. That's how David takes it day by day.
You know, meth hit by meth hit. Well, that was
a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
We'll do it again every morning at seven thirty, nine thirty.
And there's a podcast which is very entertaining. It's a
lot of fun. There's almost four hundred episodes up there
right now. It's on iHeartRadio. That's a free app. Get
it and then search for The Freak Show WTF the
podcast that is The Freak Show. WTF the podcast and
(07:27):
old David here taking a dare from a friend to
take a package of a porch.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hey, David, I gotta dare for you.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
How about you get a job? The Freak shows on
(08:02):
the Florida on Widow five five.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
The beam is powered by Valvelene instant oil.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Where are the freak Show.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Next on window five to five The Beat
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