July 18, 2025 • 8 mins
This Florida Woman was trying to let a chicken cross the road, another driver got impatient and sped past her, hitting the chicken and that's when Florida Woman went at her with the bear mace
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, here we go. It is that time on
iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down Florida man
and or Florida woman follow all their exploits. We do
that daily. In this it's called WTF that stands for
what the Florida It? And we go for Brittany to
(00:23):
a Florida woman. Well, I don't know about that. According
to this, this Florida woman, she called nine to one
one for help. She just so you know, for reference sake,
she's over five hundred pounds. Okay, yeah, she called nine
to one one for help. There's probably a snack emergency.
(00:43):
And she ended up getting arrested instead. Sixty two years old,
she called for help from nine to one one. Jeputy's
arrested her because Elizabeth Hixon, she weighs five hundred and
she was at her home and she accused her drunk
husband of neglecting her and hurting her. She reported that
(01:03):
her husband refused to help her change her foot bandage.
According to this, he had been drinking all day. And
I mean, come on, you got a you know, a
wife with a bad foot. What are you gonna do?
You're gonna get good? Depth to she was upset. According
to this, she said, I did observe a scratch mark
according to a deputy, but I didn't observe any injuries
(01:24):
to his person or anything like that. The deputy reported
that the husband said that she was fighting with him,
she was having mental issues and for about an hour
and fifteen minutes. According to this. Now, the deputy did
move into arrest ms Higson. He said he went to
go handcuff her. She braced and she put her hands
(01:45):
towards her mouth and opened up her mouth like she
was gonna bite the cop. That's when he had to
pull his hand back. Wow. Yeah, they say a firefighter
had to move The firefighters had to move her to
a stretcher so they could take her a hospital. That's
a tough day, yeah, because and while they were trying
to move her, she hit one of the firefighter's hands. Right,
(02:08):
you can't be mean. And five hundred pounds right, pick one. Now.
Emergency services have gotten at least thirty requests for help
since June, so in the past month she's been asking
for help. Most of them are medical calls. It's incredible
to me that it's always like everyone that's five hundred
pounds and over. They all have a husband or right?
(02:32):
How does that happen? Right? And how does that make
everybody else feel? All you singles out there? How does that?
How does that register? Am I doing all this right?
Trying to get my summer body right? Well? Exactly? Not
eating after seven thirty pm, you're wasting your time, you're estate,
(02:52):
you're denying yourself. Be five hundred pounds with a bad
foot that requires nightly bandaging. She's made it to sixty
two years old. That is incredible. You don't see many
sixty two year olds at five hundred pounds. I'll tell
you that right now. Good for her and her nasty foot. Yeah,
(03:15):
but still they may have fought, but he's gonna stick
beside her. He sure will. He's gonna be drunkard and
hell while he does it, but he's gonna do it
as long as he's got Tito's that's it. He can
he can stick around speaking about having Tito's Brittany, I'm
glad you brought it up. A Florida man was arrested
after fake sleeping in the passenger seat of a car
(03:35):
after a duy stop. I don't blame it for trying
a that's the sober of him. It's I dude, I
saw you driving. You're the only person in this car,
how sir, I'm sleeping. I was behind you the entire time.
You're swerving all over the road, You're all over the place,
and I pull you over. And then when I get
to your window, you're in the passenger seat to sleep.
I don't think so, I said, I'm sleeping. Yeah, right, exactly.
(03:58):
I don't hear you. I'm the sleep The driver was
pretending to be asleep in the passenger car, an empty car,
by the way, very brazen. You know, if there was
if there was at least one other person in the car,
you might could get away with that. Maybe, but you're
the only occupant of the vehicle. Dude, it doesn't work.
I'm not doing that. We're not doing this. What an
(04:19):
idiot like. He literally was driving the car and the
cop gets behind him and he pulls him over because
he observes DUI behavior. And the guy pulls off on
the shoulder of the road, and the cop does his thing,
you know, lights are on, you know, he gets this
flash line out and walking over there and everything, you know,
doing the whole thing, and the guy's intending to be
a I would have to lockdown off, like all right,
(04:43):
get somebody to pick you up, pull over a So
I'm just gonna let you go. Dude, Yeah, what call?
You can't let him drive again? But go ahead and
chance it man, put it in the parking lot and
listen if he's smart enough to come up with a
plan like that, Brittany, obviously, this dude's fine. Right, we
go next to a Florida woman. Now you might say
(05:06):
freeman girl on this one, Bradany, I don't know. You
might say yes, queen on this one. A Florida woman
was arrested after she attacked a driver. Now what had
happened was is that she stopped in the middle of
the road like an intersection or whatever. Stopped at an
intersection because a chicken was trying to cross the road.
Somebody is calling, what is that? That's my phone ringing? Okay, well, anyway,
(05:30):
that's fun. A chicken. There was a chicken crossing the road.
And as this chicken was crossing the road, she stops
her car. An impatient driver speeds past her, hits and
kills the chicken. She gets out of her car and
she attacks that driver with bear mace, bear mace, that's right.
(05:52):
Why do you just have bear mace on you? I mean,
why don't you is actually the question. But yeah. She
stopped at an intersection allow a chicken across the road
and attacked a driver who sped past her and hit
and killed the chicken. Uh. Thirty eight year old Cynthia
Sosa stopped at an intersection to let the chicken cross,
and a driver began honking at her and then passed
her and ran over the chicken. Yeah. She chased after
(06:15):
the driver, and upon catching up to the stop driver,
she got out of her car, blocked the road in
front with her car, got out and sprayed him with
bear mace. Slash following them yeah, right by the way,
so yeah. Uh. Sosa fled the scene and then was
(06:35):
pulled over by police. By the way. It wasn't a
guy that she bear mason then sped past her and
honked her. It was a It was another woman I
don't like, right, uh uh, keep it on women on men? Crime? Right?
How about no violence or crime? Said what I said?
You heard what I said? Well anyway, Miss Sosa was
arrested for aggravated battery one kind of burglary and assault
(06:55):
and battery, but you know she was trying to listen.
She's kind to all of the God's creatures, you know
what I'm saying. She stopped for a chicken in the road,
and then when somebody hit and killed that chicken, she
sprayed them unmercifully with bear mace. It's like, I was
gonna get eggs out of this chicken. I'm kind of
all creatures except for human beings. Yeah, I know some
people are like that, is that weird? Yeah, it's weird
(07:17):
to me. Nothing weirder than seeing somebody like with like
a like a Jesus something or a you know, respect
life whatever, and then they drive like an a hole.
It's like, really, you're literally endangering my life right now,
and yet all life is precious. I don't know. Anyway,
that was fun. Yeah, it was for everybody except that chicken.
(07:38):
We'll do this again. And the lady that got sprayed
with bear mace. She had a hard time to see.
Every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. You can
listen to the podcast. It is free on the iHeartRadio app.
There's a whole catalog of these you guys. They're all
between five and some of the mines long, there's like
three hundred and fifty something episodes. Go on to iHeartRadio
(07:58):
and look for the Freak Show. You TF the podcast?
That's the Freak Show. W TF the podcast? And Brittany,
why did the chicken cross the road to get away
from the crazy Florida woman would bear me? Why wouldn't you?
It's the question
All right, here we go. It is that time on
iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down Florida man
and or Florida woman follow all their exploits. We do
that daily. In this it's called WTF that stands for
what the Florida It? And we go for Brittany to
(00:23):
a Florida woman. Well, I don't know about that. According
to this, this Florida woman, she called nine to one
one for help. She just so you know, for reference sake,
she's over five hundred pounds. Okay, yeah, she called nine
to one one for help. There's probably a snack emergency.
(00:43):
And she ended up getting arrested instead. Sixty two years old,
she called for help from nine to one one. Jeputy's
arrested her because Elizabeth Hixon, she weighs five hundred and
she was at her home and she accused her drunk
husband of neglecting her and hurting her. She reported that
(01:03):
her husband refused to help her change her foot bandage.
According to this, he had been drinking all day. And
I mean, come on, you got a you know, a
wife with a bad foot. What are you gonna do?
You're gonna get good? Depth to she was upset. According
to this, she said, I did observe a scratch mark
according to a deputy, but I didn't observe any injuries
(01:24):
to his person or anything like that. The deputy reported
that the husband said that she was fighting with him,
she was having mental issues and for about an hour
and fifteen minutes. According to this. Now, the deputy did
move into arrest ms Higson. He said he went to
go handcuff her. She braced and she put her hands
(01:45):
towards her mouth and opened up her mouth like she
was gonna bite the cop. That's when he had to
pull his hand back. Wow. Yeah, they say a firefighter
had to move The firefighters had to move her to
a stretcher so they could take her a hospital. That's
a tough day, yeah, because and while they were trying
to move her, she hit one of the firefighter's hands. Right,
(02:08):
you can't be mean. And five hundred pounds right, pick one. Now.
Emergency services have gotten at least thirty requests for help
since June, so in the past month she's been asking
for help. Most of them are medical calls. It's incredible
to me that it's always like everyone that's five hundred
pounds and over. They all have a husband or right?
(02:32):
How does that happen? Right? And how does that make
everybody else feel? All you singles out there? How does that?
How does that register? Am I doing all this right?
Trying to get my summer body right? Well? Exactly? Not
eating after seven thirty pm, you're wasting your time, you're estate,
(02:52):
you're denying yourself. Be five hundred pounds with a bad
foot that requires nightly bandaging. She's made it to sixty
two years old. That is incredible. You don't see many
sixty two year olds at five hundred pounds. I'll tell
you that right now. Good for her and her nasty foot. Yeah,
(03:15):
but still they may have fought, but he's gonna stick
beside her. He sure will. He's gonna be drunkard and
hell while he does it, but he's gonna do it
as long as he's got Tito's that's it. He can
he can stick around speaking about having Tito's Brittany, I'm
glad you brought it up. A Florida man was arrested
after fake sleeping in the passenger seat of a car
(03:35):
after a duy stop. I don't blame it for trying
a that's the sober of him. It's I dude, I
saw you driving. You're the only person in this car,
how sir, I'm sleeping. I was behind you the entire time.
You're swerving all over the road, You're all over the place,
and I pull you over. And then when I get
to your window, you're in the passenger seat to sleep.
I don't think so, I said, I'm sleeping. Yeah, right, exactly.
(03:58):
I don't hear you. I'm the sleep The driver was
pretending to be asleep in the passenger car, an empty car,
by the way, very brazen. You know, if there was
if there was at least one other person in the car,
you might could get away with that. Maybe, but you're
the only occupant of the vehicle. Dude, it doesn't work.
I'm not doing that. We're not doing this. What an
(04:19):
idiot like. He literally was driving the car and the
cop gets behind him and he pulls him over because
he observes DUI behavior. And the guy pulls off on
the shoulder of the road, and the cop does his thing,
you know, lights are on, you know, he gets this
flash line out and walking over there and everything, you know,
doing the whole thing, and the guy's intending to be
a I would have to lockdown off, like all right,
(04:43):
get somebody to pick you up, pull over a So
I'm just gonna let you go. Dude, Yeah, what call?
You can't let him drive again? But go ahead and
chance it man, put it in the parking lot and
listen if he's smart enough to come up with a
plan like that, Brittany, obviously, this dude's fine. Right, we
go next to a Florida woman. Now you might say
(05:06):
freeman girl on this one, Bradany, I don't know. You
might say yes, queen on this one. A Florida woman
was arrested after she attacked a driver. Now what had
happened was is that she stopped in the middle of
the road like an intersection or whatever. Stopped at an
intersection because a chicken was trying to cross the road.
Somebody is calling, what is that? That's my phone ringing? Okay, well, anyway,
(05:30):
that's fun. A chicken. There was a chicken crossing the road.
And as this chicken was crossing the road, she stops
her car. An impatient driver speeds past her, hits and
kills the chicken. She gets out of her car and
she attacks that driver with bear mace, bear mace, that's right.
(05:52):
Why do you just have bear mace on you? I mean,
why don't you is actually the question. But yeah. She
stopped at an intersection allow a chicken across the road
and attacked a driver who sped past her and hit
and killed the chicken. Uh. Thirty eight year old Cynthia
Sosa stopped at an intersection to let the chicken cross,
and a driver began honking at her and then passed
her and ran over the chicken. Yeah. She chased after
(06:15):
the driver, and upon catching up to the stop driver,
she got out of her car, blocked the road in
front with her car, got out and sprayed him with
bear mace. Slash following them yeah, right by the way,
so yeah. Uh. Sosa fled the scene and then was
(06:35):
pulled over by police. By the way. It wasn't a
guy that she bear mason then sped past her and
honked her. It was a It was another woman I
don't like, right, uh uh, keep it on women on men? Crime? Right?
How about no violence or crime? Said what I said?
You heard what I said? Well anyway, Miss Sosa was
arrested for aggravated battery one kind of burglary and assault
(06:55):
and battery, but you know she was trying to listen.
She's kind to all of the God's creatures, you know
what I'm saying. She stopped for a chicken in the road,
and then when somebody hit and killed that chicken, she
sprayed them unmercifully with bear mace. It's like, I was
gonna get eggs out of this chicken. I'm kind of
all creatures except for human beings. Yeah, I know some
people are like that, is that weird? Yeah, it's weird
(07:17):
to me. Nothing weirder than seeing somebody like with like
a like a Jesus something or a you know, respect
life whatever, and then they drive like an a hole.
It's like, really, you're literally endangering my life right now,
and yet all life is precious. I don't know. Anyway,
that was fun. Yeah, it was for everybody except that chicken.
(07:38):
We'll do this again. And the lady that got sprayed
with bear mace. She had a hard time to see.
Every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. You can
listen to the podcast. It is free on the iHeartRadio app.
There's a whole catalog of these you guys. They're all
between five and some of the mines long, there's like
three hundred and fifty something episodes. Go on to iHeartRadio
(07:58):
and look for the Freak Show. You TF the podcast?
That's the Freak Show. W TF the podcast? And Brittany,
why did the chicken cross the road to get away
from the crazy Florida woman would bear me? Why wouldn't you?
It's the question
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