July 21, 2025 • 6 mins
Much easier than entertaining all these guys and then druuging and robbing them, just pepper spray their face
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman and
follow all of their exploits. We do that every day
in this It's called WTF and that stands.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
For what the Florida It? And we go first Brittany
to a Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
According to Florida police, they say, quote, we have a
predator and she's praying on male victims. She follows tourists
back to their hotels, pepper sprays them and then steals
their luxury watches.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, maybe they shouldn't be wearing watches.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, oh there, you want to know what time it
is in an elegant.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Way, don't wear a fancy one. Yeah. It attracts women
exactly right, and not in the way that you want.
By the way, if a woman is.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Attracted to you because of your watch, you know what
I'm saying, you need to try to examine.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Maybe I was really just trying to rob him. I mean,
of course that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And by the way, she wasn't doing it like a
lot of the other South Florida women do a lot
of the other South Florida women. What they'll do, is
they'll go get the guy drunk or put something in
his drink and then follow him back to the room
with a promise of sex and then steal all of.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
His worldly belongings.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But this woman just follows you back, pepper, sprays your face,
and then rips.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Your watch off. Honestly, I like how efficient she is,
just really is.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And how many hours you gotta spend talking to a
man hearing him talk he kids right to the point
this one, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, you
know this, this modus operandi ray here. I mean, she
can you know, get a lot more in one night, really,
you know, I mean, rather than sitting there for hours
at a bar and entertaining this guy before finally he's
ready to go back.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
To his room so she can rob him.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Nope, she just like, let me follow you back to
your room, spray, take the watch, take off. With those
girls doing ten hour shifts, she gets it done in
ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, she really.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Has hacked the system, if you think about it, But
she's been arrested for it, so I don't know if
hacking the system really worked for her. Well, but I mean, eventually,
I'm sure she's gotten a few watches though. Yeah, well
they're going to watch her now. Her name is Esther Torres, Esther.
She's got some incidents. By the way, this goes back
to March her history as far as they know, maybe
(02:20):
even further.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Sang, we go next to a Florida man.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He's been arrested twice in as many days after dumping
more than five hundred pounds of trash on the side
of the road. Bro, Now, who's the real piece of
garbage here, Brittany tell me, Yeah, I think we all
know the answer to that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
This guy, he's a pile. Yeah. Florida man arrested twice
in two days.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
After dumping more than five hundred pounds of trash on
the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
This happened in Charlotte County, making this guy a watch
A local acting local, that's right. Absolutely. Deputies say he
dump more than five.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Hundred pounds of trash on two different roads in two
different days.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Pounds. Yeah. James Hutchison is his name. He confessed, and
then he cleaned up the mess. Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Hutchison was arrested in charge of littering over five hundred
pounds of commercial and or hazardous waist.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh good for you. What an idiot. Hutchison was arrested
again the.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Second day after Deputy's down another load that he had
dropped off on the side of Milan Street in Port Charlotte.
I think we know who the real load is here, Brittany,
It's this guy, James Hutchison. He confessed to the crime
again when questioned about it. Again, they made him clean
it up, and again they arrested it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What an idiot.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well we go next and lastly to a Florida man.
I think he might have overreacted a little bit. He
got mad about a ding dong ditch, you know, the
kind of prank you know, and then it took what
they call a terrifying turn. He's been charged now with
(03:59):
two counts of aggravated assault over this. He got arrested
last week after trying to run over a group of
kids with his car on their scooters after they ding
dong ditched this house.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Some people, man, it's not that serious. Wait for it, Brittany.
What there's more.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Collier County Sheriff's office making this.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Guy all what a local agd lo.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
John p Albanos was arrested on two counts of aggravated
assault with the intent to commit a felony. Albanos, fifty
one years old, was arrested and released on bond the
next day. He's due back in court coming up in
early August. But according to Naples police, these kids did
a little ding dong ditch. He's fifty one years old.
(04:44):
By the way, he was at his home in Naples.
Three kids approached his home, rang the doorbell, and ran away. Now,
according to this the kids are riding on scooters and
that is when this.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Guy got into his car.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Mister Albanos didn't take kindly to it, got in his
car and he started chasing them down the street as
they were running away.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That is horrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh yeah, the kids ran into a neighboring yard to
try to get away from mister Albanos, and a neighbor.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Who witnessed the incident called nine to one one.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Wow, what a deue trying to run kids over because
they ding dong ditched his house.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It is grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, grumpy old man.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Maga, Well, this dude needs to chill out, you know,
get this guy something zanas, bag of weed, massage something.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, that was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, it wasn't until he started trying to run kids
over right. It was fun for everybody except those three kids.
They were terrified by this crazy person trying to run after.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Him in his car.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
But we'll do this again every morning at seven thirty
and nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Remember, you can listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
There's an entire catalog over three hundred and fifty episodes.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
All of them are on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Just look forward the Freak, w TF the podcast that
is the Freak Show, w TF the podcast, and.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Ding Dong Ditch. This guy is a ding Dong douche
Right here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman and
follow all of their exploits. We do that every day
in this It's called WTF and that stands.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
For what the Florida It? And we go first Brittany
to a Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
According to Florida police, they say, quote, we have a
predator and she's praying on male victims. She follows tourists
back to their hotels, pepper sprays them and then steals
their luxury watches.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, maybe they shouldn't be wearing watches.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, oh there, you want to know what time it
is in an elegant.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Way, don't wear a fancy one. Yeah. It attracts women
exactly right, and not in the way that you want.
By the way, if a woman is.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Attracted to you because of your watch, you know what
I'm saying, you need to try to examine.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Maybe I was really just trying to rob him. I mean,
of course that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
And by the way, she wasn't doing it like a
lot of the other South Florida women do a lot
of the other South Florida women. What they'll do, is
they'll go get the guy drunk or put something in
his drink and then follow him back to the room
with a promise of sex and then steal all of.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
His worldly belongings.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But this woman just follows you back, pepper, sprays your face,
and then rips.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Your watch off. Honestly, I like how efficient she is,
just really is.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And how many hours you gotta spend talking to a
man hearing him talk he kids right to the point
this one, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, you
know this, this modus operandi ray here. I mean, she
can you know, get a lot more in one night, really,
you know, I mean, rather than sitting there for hours
at a bar and entertaining this guy before finally he's
ready to go back.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
To his room so she can rob him.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Nope, she just like, let me follow you back to
your room, spray, take the watch, take off. With those
girls doing ten hour shifts, she gets it done in
ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, she really.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Has hacked the system, if you think about it, But
she's been arrested for it, so I don't know if
hacking the system really worked for her. Well, but I mean, eventually,
I'm sure she's gotten a few watches though. Yeah, well
they're going to watch her now. Her name is Esther Torres, Esther.
She's got some incidents. By the way, this goes back
to March her history as far as they know, maybe
(02:20):
even further.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Sang, we go next to a Florida man.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He's been arrested twice in as many days after dumping
more than five hundred pounds of trash on the side
of the road. Bro, Now, who's the real piece of
garbage here, Brittany tell me, Yeah, I think we all
know the answer to that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
This guy, he's a pile. Yeah. Florida man arrested twice
in two days.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
After dumping more than five hundred pounds of trash on
the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
This happened in Charlotte County, making this guy a watch
A local acting local, that's right. Absolutely. Deputies say he
dump more than five.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Hundred pounds of trash on two different roads in two
different days.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Pounds. Yeah. James Hutchison is his name. He confessed, and
then he cleaned up the mess. Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Hutchison was arrested in charge of littering over five hundred
pounds of commercial and or hazardous waist.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh good for you. What an idiot. Hutchison was arrested
again the.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Second day after Deputy's down another load that he had
dropped off on the side of Milan Street in Port Charlotte.
I think we know who the real load is here, Brittany,
It's this guy, James Hutchison. He confessed to the crime
again when questioned about it. Again, they made him clean
it up, and again they arrested it.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What an idiot.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well we go next and lastly to a Florida man.
I think he might have overreacted a little bit. He
got mad about a ding dong ditch, you know, the
kind of prank you know, and then it took what
they call a terrifying turn. He's been charged now with
(03:59):
two counts of aggravated assault over this. He got arrested
last week after trying to run over a group of
kids with his car on their scooters after they ding
dong ditched this house.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Some people, man, it's not that serious. Wait for it, Brittany.
What there's more.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Collier County Sheriff's office making this.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Guy all what a local agd lo.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
John p Albanos was arrested on two counts of aggravated
assault with the intent to commit a felony. Albanos, fifty
one years old, was arrested and released on bond the
next day. He's due back in court coming up in
early August. But according to Naples police, these kids did
a little ding dong ditch. He's fifty one years old.
(04:44):
By the way, he was at his home in Naples.
Three kids approached his home, rang the doorbell, and ran away. Now,
according to this the kids are riding on scooters and
that is when this.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Guy got into his car.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Mister Albanos didn't take kindly to it, got in his
car and he started chasing them down the street as
they were running away.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That is horrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh yeah, the kids ran into a neighboring yard to
try to get away from mister Albanos, and a neighbor.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Who witnessed the incident called nine to one one.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Wow, what a deue trying to run kids over because
they ding dong ditched his house.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It is grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, grumpy old man.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Maga, Well, this dude needs to chill out, you know,
get this guy something zanas, bag of weed, massage something.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, that was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, it wasn't until he started trying to run kids
over right. It was fun for everybody except those three kids.
They were terrified by this crazy person trying to run after.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Him in his car.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
But we'll do this again every morning at seven thirty
and nine thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Remember, you can listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
There's an entire catalog over three hundred and fifty episodes.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
All of them are on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Just look forward the Freak, w TF the podcast that
is the Freak Show, w TF the podcast, and.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Ding Dong Ditch. This guy is a ding Dong douche
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