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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, it is that time here on iHeartRadio where
we do have to chase down Florida man and or
Florida woman follow all their exploits. We do that daily
in this it's called WTF and that stands for.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What the Floor It?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And we go first to a Florida man. His name
is Donald Naples. I don't know if he lives in Naples,
but he is a Florida man, and he headbudded his
girlfriend when she got upset that he started watching a
pornographic video while they were having adult alone time. Yeah,
(00:42):
so he starts watching this video and she's like, what
are you doing? We are already engaged in consensual you know,
sweet love making, right and.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
You a sweethead but right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And that's that's exactly what he did. Yeah, it happened
at three o'clock in the morning. Gave her the head Oh,
he gave her the head button.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah. She started getting mad because he popped on this video.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
And then he's like, oh, you're getting mad at me
watching porn while we're doing this and.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
He head butter Oh my guy.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Right, Yeah, she told him to stop. She became upset
by his actions at that time. And that's when he
headbutted the victim in the nose. It caused him bleeding.
She was transported to a hospital and treated for injuries. No,
she better not go back to that weirdo. Right according
to this says here, they've been in a romantic relationship
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for six months.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Six months. No, yeah, he got to go under the jail. Yeah,
he declined to give police a statement.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So, no, you don't have anything to say for yourself
after headbutting your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
In the nose, you pile we go next to a
Florida man. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He was a County Flex Transit driver. You know they
take people, get people rides that need to go lot
of time.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's old people or whatever. It's like one of those
you know, it's a county vehicle.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Right, Yeah, So this guy works for Flex Transit and
he was in the Flex Transit vehicle and he decided
to take it to a strip club.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Was the vehicle okay?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It was fine? Yeah, it seemed like it was okay.
You know, he might have been a little worse for
the wear, but you know, that vehicle was fine. The
Flex Transit driver was fired for going to a strip club.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
On Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, they got photos of him taking the county vehicle.
He went to this place called Club Eden. Club Eden. Oh,
I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So the photos show him he's wearing his uniform inside
as well, and then he's in the parking lot and
he's headed towards that work vehicle that he arrived in.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, that is great, that is.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So what right?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So? What? So? What? So? What? He's on the and
being paid to make deliveries and instead he's going to
Club Eden and the getting himself a lap dance.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Why didn't know he was on the clock. Well, you know,
it was Saturday. I was zooing, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, right, Or he just got out of work that's
why he's still wearing the uniform and had the truck.
Now you know he still had the uniform on in
the truck because he was still on the job.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That was stupid, right.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, Well, there you go. That's fun. We go lastly
to my favorite story of the morning. This one is
a Florida woman. She was dressed in a hot dog
costume and she got arrested for toilet papering a neighbor's
cart on Zu in.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
A hot dog costume. I need the surveillance video of that. Oh, yeah,
read doorbell.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Her name is Marcia Morgan. She's forty eight years old,
and according to this, she covered the vehicle her neighbor's
car with toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
She was mad that a neighbor had parked near her yard.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Shows he's like, all right, let me cover this thing
and toilet paper now. She did so while wearing a
full on hot dog costume at the time. This happened
at four pm on Monday PM on a Monday afternoon.
Here's Marcia wearing a full hot dog costume and toilet
paper in her neighbor's car that she claimed was parked
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too close to her yard.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Then why you even put on the hot dog costume?
Why not?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Why?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I guess for you know theatric right, add some exactly
something to the story. Well, this will add something to
her story. She was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
They say she was intoxicated and refused to cooperate with
the investigation.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
She's a plied no contest so far. In her first
court appearance.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
She did have a five hundred and fifty dollars fine,
which can be worked off via community service at thirteen
dollars an hour. Now, I wonder if she does the
you know, work it off for thirteen dollars an hour,
all this community service work, can she please wear the
hot dog costume for that while she's doing her community service?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I pray.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, Well, there it is Marsha Morgan arrested for toilet
paper in a neighbor's car while wearing a hot dog
costume at four pm on a Monday. That's fantastic. Yes,
we'll do this again, and soul will Marsha. I wonder
if she has any more sausage related costumes that she'd
like to you know, pull out.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Maybe tomorrow. It's a brought worst, you know, we'll see,
we'll see.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Who knows, who knows? Might be a kill BOSSI but
it to by the end of the week, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Don't close, don't park too close to her yard.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty, we do
this live and you can hear the podcast. There is
a ton of episodes just like this, probably even funnier,
and they're all on iHeartRadio for free. Just look for
the Freak Show. WTF the podcast. That's the Freak Show.
WTF the podcast, And they offered no explanation as to
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why she was dressed as a hot dog.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
My question is, why aren't you