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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wait, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is that time here on iHeartRadio where we got
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman and
follow all their exploits. We do that every day in
this it's called WTF and that stands for.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What the floor?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It new?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And we have to go first to a Florida man.
Guilty he is?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, according to this he's facing charges of aggravated battery.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Nothing new for a Florida man. Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
He attacks somebody with a metal bat and a stun baton.
Oh my, pulling out all the stops on this one.
His name is Jose Marietta Molina. He's thirty eight facing
charges of aggravated battery.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
This Florida man.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
They're actually still searching for him. He attacked somebody at
their home at a home gathering. It was like a
party over the weekend, and that's when Jose decided to
go all crazy with a metal baseball bat in a
stun baton. After the victim asked Jose for one hundred
dollars that he was owed, Jose pistol.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Whipped the guy, hit him with a metal bat and then.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Used a stun baton. Hey, Jose, you got that hundred
dollars you owe me, Clink.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Got get get get gay, Jose. You know you're the
one that owes the money, right. You know you're in
the wrong on this one, Jose. Come on.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
They have not been able to find him as if
yet he is identified and also apparently living in these
United States illegally. A canine unit did discover not Jose,
but they found a bear while scouring the woods. Oh
that's fun. So both the animal and the bear were unharmed.
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The dog and the bear both unharmed.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well that's nice, yeah, bear did. This could have turned
into a completely different story, right man.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
We barely would have been able to tell this story.
It would have been so sad Ah. We go nex
to a Florida woman, Free my girl. You might say
that she poured bleach all over her cheating boyfriend's clothes
and then she beat the crap.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Out of him and arrest him.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Let's start to go fund me for this woman right now,
this queen. Release this queen.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I demand you.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
She poured bleach all over piles of her boyfriend's clothes
because her boyfriend he's the pile.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yes, exactly, He's lucky, that's all. She did right, Yeah,
she found out that he was cheating.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Now, according to this there was a domestic battery complaint
and that is when Brian Atkins he called the police.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
He lives there with his girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Her name is Takara Moore, and Takara found out, unfortunately,
that Brian had been unfaithful. He says he woke up
to her striking him in the back while he was asleep.
He got out of the home. He got a ride
to Walgreens. There, it is right there. He got a
ride to Walgreens. This guy doesn't even have his own car.
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Brittany rusty, very sleeping in her bed, cheating on her,
driving her car around. I'm sure probably drops her off
at work while he plays video games and cheets on
her all day.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
M hmm. Yeah, you do not need a man that bad.
Sis when he's borrowing your car. You do not need
a man that bad. Right, Let me ask you.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
When you were striking him, as he was laying in
that bad were piles of dust flying off of him.
He is dusty, Brian dusting him off? Yes, you shouldn't
get dusted off. Brian had an injury on his shoulder
consistent with the battery that took place at the residence.
They were able to use Cirvidian's surveillance video from a
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store location to find that she had also battered him.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
There as well.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Good, So she battered him at home and then she
followed him to a store and she kicked his ass
over there too. She dumped the clothing outside and poured
bleach all over it, and Brian showed it to the police.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Officer says, look at this, and he went to the
police on her. Yes he did. Yo, you got me, missed, Brian.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, Takara come into court today facing charges of the
domestic battery and criminal mischief. She had a five hundred
dollars bond set, so there you go. She has posted
that bond and been released. So Takara is gonna be
in court today.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So no, Takara, you are innocent. You're defending yourself. Show
up in court like Cardi basis. Yes, you know you
hold your head up high's and your wig on tights on.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Straight even not like in this mugshot. Her wig is
not on straight in his mugshot.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Poor girl whim. I mean she was putting the hands
on it. I know, y gonna it's gonna shift. It
came loose, It's gonna shift experience.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I know, Brittany's beating the crap out of a couple
of boyfriends before she knows about the wigs.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
The week shift is real and a video shows my
worst nightmare.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
This is the one where you pull up to a
place and you're like, oh awesome, they have a valet
to take my car, and then the valet literally takes
your car.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's what happened here. Oh boy, it happened in Miami.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
A valet attendant took the car that was not his,
and he was caught on video by the vehicle's owner.
The twenty three year old valet attendant, his name is Augusto,
says our Santino Tross. He was behind the wheel of
a black Audie back in about a month ago. It
happened at a condo building out there in Miami. Now,
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according to this, the owner was irate. He told Augusto,
get the hell out of my car. According to the police,
the victim dropped his keys off to the valet stand still,
didn't part the car. Instead, he sped off onto a road.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You already know that moment. Oh yeah, you can. There's
a video.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You can hear the guy yelling, I'm calling the cobs,
give me the keys.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And you're done.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You're getting fired because he's yelling at the car as
it's driving down the streets. He just handed his keys
to a random tu We don't even have a valet here.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Codn't get fired? Oh, let me turn this back around
and I think about that.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, yeah, my h my job where I rely on
tips from people like you or uh, you know, five
fifty thousand dollars car.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I don't know which one. Am I going to take?
Chop shop? It is there, it is, you're the chop
shop Boobye.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, that was a lot of fun for everybody except
the owner of that car.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
He hated it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
We'll do this again every morning at seven nine. Remember
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is Remember that scene in Fairs Bueller's Day Off where
the Cameron hands the keys to the valet guys and
they take off. Yes, you have nothing to worry about, sir. Yeah,
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