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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Laurid Here we go. It is that time now on
iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down Florida man
and or Florida woman and follow all their exploits. We
do that every day in this It's called WTF and
that stands for what the Florida and we go first
to a Florida man arrest. He's already been arrested. Now
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he's been sentenced. Not only is he a Florida man,
he is a Lee County, Florida man, making him a
what a local act in logo? Oh, both he and
his wife were acting very loco. Indeed, Lee County man
has been sentenced to prison for Beast Reality after his
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wife also got sentenced for the same crime. Oh my gun, yeah,
a Lee County man. He was sentenced for having adult
relations with household pets. Following he and his wife's arrest
on beast Reality charges. There was an investigation being done
saying that he and I'm sorry she was having relations
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with the family dog. John Wesley White, the second thirty.
He's been sentenced to seventy three point five months in prison.
It is over six years, followed by eighty four months
of sex offender probation after being found guilty on two
counts of activity with the animals and four counts of
child porn possession as well. And really only six years
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for this guy. I'm sorry, keep him there forever forever.
What do you think in six years he's gonna come
out and be finely normal? Fine? No, no, keep John
Wesley White the second in there forever. According to the
Lee County Sheriff's Department, John recorded his wife, Samantha White,
twenty eight, committing the acts. Samantha was found guilty in April,
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sentenced to three years in prison, followed by three years
of probation. No, no, three forever forever. Both of you.
You're doing something so wrong, both of you. You're done
life in Yeah, no more animals for you, that's for sure.
I'll tell you that. Yike, there were a couple doing
this again, Let don't even find this out about each
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other to be late. First of all, for one person
to be into this is already like crazy, right, But
then you find and meet another person that's into the
same thing, and then you're like, wow, you know what
I mean, Like the odds of these two meeting each
other and marrying is so you know what. Let them
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back out of jail and let this is a love story. No,
we need photos of them posted everywhere. These two would
find each other in any lifetime. I could tell you
that gross. Listen to me. Never mess with anybody that's
into any of the four c's, okay, and that is critters, crap, children,
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and corpse. All right, any of the four seas. Those
are all red flags right there, Bye bye, all of them.
All right, we go next to a Florida man. He
was accused of going one hundred and twenty four miles
an hour. He told the police that quote, I had
to use the bathroom. This also happened Brittany in Lee County, Florida,
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making this man another what Loco acted logo. A late
night Now. It was a reported late night street race
on the Midpoint Bridge. It ended with one driver in jail,
his car impounded, and troopers are still searching for a
motorcyclist reaching speeds topping one hundred and forty miles an hour.
According to FHP. Three am on Sunday, troopers spotted a
Toyota camera and a motorcycle stayer stop side by side
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of a traffic light. This is near Colonial troopers say
that the pair suddenly started to accelerate from the across
the Midpoint Bridge and that's when they raced at extreme speeds.
They say the camera was clocked at one hundred and
twenty four the motorcycle hit speeds more than one hundred
and forty. Troopers stopped the camera in near Country Club
Boulevard and Veterans, and inside was the mail driver, later
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identified as a one David Stone, twenty four years old,
along with a female passenger who was certainly very annoyed. Girl. Yeah.
Stone told the troopers he quote had to use the
bathroom authorities. Note that he passed several gas stations before
being pulled over, so you have it like a specific one. Yeah. Also,
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here's another red flag. David Stone didn't have a driver's license.
That's a big one. And also all this going on
at three o'clock in the morning. I mean, these are
just bad decisions made everywhere, you know. Yeah. Yeah, his
car is going to be impounded for thirty days at
his expense. By the way, the motorcyclist whose license plate
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was not visible has not been identified and never will be.
So there you go. We go, lastly to a Florida
woman Brittany. Oh, I'm about one hundred percent sure this
woman is my hero. She's a mother of a newborn baby. Okay,
she won a Mortal Kombat tournament playing with a newborn
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baby in her arms. What and when I say playing
Mortal Kombat, I don't mean the video game. She actually
took part in Mortal Kombat. No, she was playing the
video game Mortal Kombat in a tournament with a newborn
baby laying in her lap the entire time, and she
actually won. Impressive. Very Yeah, she did this fighting game tournament.
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I'm already turned on by that. And then there she is.
You know, I'm kidding. Ah. Yeah, she's a three D
artist and mom who occasionally plays fighting games occasionally. She
won a tournament. She's pretty good anyway. She was working
and taking care of her newborn daughter, Sireza, and her
skills have not dulled a bit despite this little new one.
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She took part in this tournament called Juicy Game Night
in Orlando, and it was juicy alright, because she won.
That is a impressive. That's like cardib On toury now
right dancing around stage. Reform me, man, Now, how much
does she win? It doesn't say it says baby soresa
was born, by the way a week ago. Oh, baby's
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only a week old. She was already winning a Mortal
Kombat tournament with this baby in her arms or on
her lap at least. Oh my good? Is that okay
for the baby's neck? Why not? Sure? It's fine? You know,
this is Mortal Kombat Britney. There's more important things at
Stake week hosts. Yeah. Birth, okay, technically it was five
days old at the time, but you know what, do
I know who's who's right? I'm not a doctor, right, yeah, exactly,
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you don't even play one on the radio. It was
a three two victory. The Mortal Kombat mom took first place.
She won twenty eight dollars and a trip to dream Haack,
Atlanta in late October. What do you mean twenty eight dollars?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Twenty eight dollars, that's not even enough for what do
you call the baby milk?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
You can't even get a can of baby formula? Formula? Yeah,
look at that man? Wow, Well that was fun. Huh.
It was Check on that baby, check a bababy snack.
Listen that baby's sleeping in a crible a mom's practice
in Mortal Kombat. You know what I mean. Baby's fine.
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already did.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
That's how she had that baby.
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