July 11, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right, and here we go. It is that time on
iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down Florida man
and more Florida woman, follow all their exploits. If we
do that every day in this is called WTF and
that stands for what the floor it knew? And we
(00:22):
go first to a Florida woman. She crashed her car
near the Courtney Campbell Causeway and then she hid in
the mangroves and then bid a police officer. Oh all right,
that's day. That is a big, big day in Tampa.
(00:43):
She was arrested. She did crash her car. She was
hiding in the mangroves and when the police officer approached
her tried to help her, she bit him. She's a
federal one. This Florida woman, she was identified as Kelsey Cole.
She abandoned her car in the westbound lane to the
cause way after having crashed it and then she was
just hiding. Fire and rescue came. They moved the car
(01:07):
out of the road. She was nowhere to be found
at the time. That's when Clearwater police started searching the area.
They found her naked hiding in the mangroves near the bridge.
And when they tried to approach her, she went back
into the water. She was staying there for about forty
five minutes. No gator bears. Nah. She was taken into custody,
(01:28):
but the officer had to be taken to a hospital
for the bite wound. Good, there is. She was on something. Yeah,
having an off day right, exactly that day at work. Yeah,
customers just really you know, we got to work day
really pissed her off. Oh yeah, hiding naked and mangroves
(01:50):
after crashing your car, just leaving at the road fighting
a cop.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Everybody responds differently their problem, right.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Exactly right. You know some people, you know, stop for
like a sweet treat, you know, like I need some
ice cream after this, or a bunke a drink, you
know what I mean, a whole bunchcake to themselves. Exactly
third time this week. Anyway, we go next to a
Florida man. He was also naked in a body of
water of sorts, and he had to be fish out
(02:20):
of a pool by police after refusing to leave. He
was in a pool naked, refusing to leave the.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Residents disrespectful like already to get into a stranger's pool,
even with swim trunks. Okay, disrestful, but now you took
those off right, and you're just there in my pool.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, nude nude. You're a nude lude dude hanging out
in the shallow endo my pool. Would you drain the
pool after that? Oh, I would cover the pool over, Brittany,
I would fill it in. I would. I would drain
it and let kids skating it. That's what I would. Yeah,
after that. At that that point, I'm starting a skateboard team.
(03:05):
The residents of a Fort Lauderdale home had to call
the cops because a naked stranger was swimming in their
pool and refused to get out, so the cops got there. Uh.
It's funny because the picture they're using like one of
those like long poles you know, to try to like,
you know, poke at them. You know, hey, buddy, come on,
you know, you know what he wants to jump in
the water after him. Yeah, there was eight police officers
(03:28):
surrounding him. He was in the middle of the pool
acting weird. According to the homeowner, the guy did get out,
but then he jumped right back in. You see, they
were chasing. I wanted to play a game with it,
you know, they chased him. He jump right back in
the pool. He gets out, they go to chase let
me jump back in. He thinks it's fun. He's having
a game. He was throwing water at the police, splashing them.
(03:48):
The police were very patient, I'll tell you that, because
after chasing him around a couple of times, he jumps
back in the pool and then he's splashing me. I'm
I'm chasing you in the pool, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I'm actually just gonna taste the whole poo, electrify the water,
and I'm throwing a toaster in there too, absolutely plug.
Thank you. You had to specify that part. Oh yeah,
there you go. It took four hours to get this
(04:10):
guy out of the pool. No, they had too much
time on there is Finally they used to pull skimmer
in a hose to wrangle him.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's crazy. Yet they had four hours.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Like at one point, I would have been like, I'm
just I'm just jumping in. I'm jumping in and getting
this guy. Oh man, I'm gonna shoot him out right,
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna plug one in his
chest in that precious pool party real quick. Yeah, that
(04:41):
is awesome. I'm just gonna shoot him out. They just
into the water. I would dump an alligator in there,
That's what I would do. I'd call Vision Wildlife. We'll
work together on this thing. We go lastly to a
Florida man. He was at a Starbucks, following him and around,
Oh my god, whilst playing with himself.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
See, I'm telling you, why doesn't this happen to me?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Because I already know how to handle if you want
to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, because I want to do some damage to a
perpetrator like that.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I see.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We have got to start planning that this eventually is
going to happen to us at this moment in our life.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Women, box cutters, ladies to handle it.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And that way we can send the message that you're
not doing this again. No nobody is going to get
away with this ever again.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You lop off one guy's pen at a at a Starbucks,
and I promise you, these guys will crawl back into
the holes that they should belong in. The news will spread, okay,
it will like wildfire according to this uh. The man
identifies himself as a homeless model, and he's now facing
multiple charges after he was walking around playing with himself
(05:48):
in full public view at a Starbucks which tried to
get triggered to a dramatic confrontation with police and just
discussed with customers. The guy's name is Blake Rain. He's
to seven years old. He was arrested by police and
they responded to multiple phone calls from disturbed patrons at
the Starbucks that he was at. According to this mister Rain,
(06:10):
his obscene behavior was lasting at least ten minutes, during
which point he exposed himself multiple times. He was playing
with himself inside and outside in the seating areas of
the Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh my god, Like, even if you don't have a
weapon on you, just just shout.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Anybody had a who'll set a weapon on them right now?
Oh yeah, it's time to use it. Let me borrow it.
That's right. One woman did yell at him, you know,
and that later prompted obviously when the police got there,
there was a foot chase. Mister Rain ran away from
the cops. They caught him very quickly. They deployed what
(06:46):
they call a dark firing stun gun eight times after
he refused to surrender. Ah, a dart firing stun gun.
This thing doesn't even have the wires. It's just like poh,
it's like an electric bullet. Oh my, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Appropriate, it sounds like there it is right,
aim a little lower. Oh. Anyway, he was arrested for
(07:11):
his crimes. Good god, what are people even doing? I
don't get it. We've got naked women hiding in mangroves,
biting cops, naked guys in pools, naked guys at Starbucks Florida. Man,
it's this heat. It's the heat yet cools your brains.
It makes you take all your gloves up.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
But keep in mind, but do unless you're at home
exactly and your blinds are closed.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's it. Remember to put those down right right right
right right right right there. Get a free show. Well
that was a lot of fun. We'll do it again
every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Hopefully this
guy's not doing the same thing at the Starbucks. You
know what I'm talking about. Nobody likes that. You can
listen to the podcast. It's free. It's on iHeartRadio. There
(07:56):
are many many episodes. You can binge it. There's an
hire catalog on iHeartRadio. Right now. Look for the Freak Show.
WTF the podcast that's the Freak show w TFV podcast
and this guy Brittany, he was just offering a little
extra phone for their coffee that's online
Right, and here we go. It is that time on
iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down Florida man
and more Florida woman, follow all their exploits. If we
do that every day in this is called WTF and
that stands for what the floor it knew? And we
(00:22):
go first to a Florida woman. She crashed her car
near the Courtney Campbell Causeway and then she hid in
the mangroves and then bid a police officer. Oh all right,
that's day. That is a big, big day in Tampa.
(00:43):
She was arrested. She did crash her car. She was
hiding in the mangroves and when the police officer approached
her tried to help her, she bit him. She's a
federal one. This Florida woman, she was identified as Kelsey Cole.
She abandoned her car in the westbound lane to the
cause way after having crashed it and then she was
just hiding. Fire and rescue came. They moved the car
(01:07):
out of the road. She was nowhere to be found
at the time. That's when Clearwater police started searching the area.
They found her naked hiding in the mangroves near the bridge.
And when they tried to approach her, she went back
into the water. She was staying there for about forty
five minutes. No gator bears. Nah. She was taken into custody,
(01:28):
but the officer had to be taken to a hospital
for the bite wound. Good, there is. She was on something. Yeah,
having an off day right, exactly that day at work. Yeah,
customers just really you know, we got to work day
really pissed her off. Oh yeah, hiding naked and mangroves
(01:50):
after crashing your car, just leaving at the road fighting
a cop.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Everybody responds differently their problem, right.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Exactly right. You know some people, you know, stop for
like a sweet treat, you know, like I need some
ice cream after this, or a bunke a drink, you
know what I mean, a whole bunchcake to themselves. Exactly
third time this week. Anyway, we go next to a
Florida man. He was also naked in a body of
water of sorts, and he had to be fish out
(02:20):
of a pool by police after refusing to leave. He
was in a pool naked, refusing to leave the.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Residents disrespectful like already to get into a stranger's pool,
even with swim trunks. Okay, disrestful, but now you took
those off right, and you're just there in my pool.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, nude nude. You're a nude lude dude hanging out
in the shallow endo my pool. Would you drain the
pool after that? Oh, I would cover the pool over, Brittany,
I would fill it in. I would. I would drain
it and let kids skating it. That's what I would. Yeah,
after that. At that that point, I'm starting a skateboard team.
(03:05):
The residents of a Fort Lauderdale home had to call
the cops because a naked stranger was swimming in their
pool and refused to get out, so the cops got there. Uh.
It's funny because the picture they're using like one of
those like long poles you know, to try to like,
you know, poke at them. You know, hey, buddy, come on,
you know, you know what he wants to jump in
the water after him. Yeah, there was eight police officers
(03:28):
surrounding him. He was in the middle of the pool
acting weird. According to the homeowner, the guy did get out,
but then he jumped right back in. You see, they
were chasing. I wanted to play a game with it,
you know, they chased him. He jump right back in
the pool. He gets out, they go to chase let
me jump back in. He thinks it's fun. He's having
a game. He was throwing water at the police, splashing them.
(03:48):
The police were very patient, I'll tell you that, because
after chasing him around a couple of times, he jumps
back in the pool and then he's splashing me. I'm
I'm chasing you in the pool, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I'm actually just gonna taste the whole poo, electrify the water,
and I'm throwing a toaster in there too, absolutely plug.
Thank you. You had to specify that part. Oh yeah,
there you go. It took four hours to get this
(04:10):
guy out of the pool. No, they had too much
time on there is Finally they used to pull skimmer
in a hose to wrangle him.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's crazy. Yet they had four hours.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Like at one point, I would have been like, I'm
just I'm just jumping in. I'm jumping in and getting
this guy. Oh man, I'm gonna shoot him out right,
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna plug one in his
chest in that precious pool party real quick. Yeah, that
(04:41):
is awesome. I'm just gonna shoot him out. They just
into the water. I would dump an alligator in there,
That's what I would do. I'd call Vision Wildlife. We'll
work together on this thing. We go lastly to a
Florida man. He was at a Starbucks, following him and around,
Oh my god, whilst playing with himself.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
See, I'm telling you, why doesn't this happen to me?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Because I already know how to handle if you want
to do it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, because I want to do some damage to a
perpetrator like that.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I see.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We have got to start planning that this eventually is
going to happen to us at this moment in our life.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Women, box cutters, ladies to handle it.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
And that way we can send the message that you're
not doing this again. No nobody is going to get
away with this ever again.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You lop off one guy's pen at a at a Starbucks,
and I promise you, these guys will crawl back into
the holes that they should belong in. The news will spread, okay,
it will like wildfire according to this uh. The man
identifies himself as a homeless model, and he's now facing
multiple charges after he was walking around playing with himself
(05:48):
in full public view at a Starbucks which tried to
get triggered to a dramatic confrontation with police and just
discussed with customers. The guy's name is Blake Rain. He's
to seven years old. He was arrested by police and
they responded to multiple phone calls from disturbed patrons at
the Starbucks that he was at. According to this mister Rain,
(06:10):
his obscene behavior was lasting at least ten minutes, during
which point he exposed himself multiple times. He was playing
with himself inside and outside in the seating areas of
the Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh my god, Like, even if you don't have a
weapon on you, just just shout.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Anybody had a who'll set a weapon on them right now?
Oh yeah, it's time to use it. Let me borrow it.
That's right. One woman did yell at him, you know,
and that later prompted obviously when the police got there,
there was a foot chase. Mister Rain ran away from
the cops. They caught him very quickly. They deployed what
(06:46):
they call a dark firing stun gun eight times after
he refused to surrender. Ah, a dart firing stun gun.
This thing doesn't even have the wires. It's just like poh,
it's like an electric bullet. Oh my, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Appropriate, it sounds like there it is right,
aim a little lower. Oh. Anyway, he was arrested for
(07:11):
his crimes. Good god, what are people even doing? I
don't get it. We've got naked women hiding in mangroves,
biting cops, naked guys in pools, naked guys at Starbucks Florida. Man,
it's this heat. It's the heat yet cools your brains.
It makes you take all your gloves up.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
But keep in mind, but do unless you're at home
exactly and your blinds are closed.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's it. Remember to put those down right right right
right right right right there. Get a free show. Well
that was a lot of fun. We'll do it again
every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Hopefully this
guy's not doing the same thing at the Starbucks. You
know what I'm talking about. Nobody likes that. You can
listen to the podcast. It's free. It's on iHeartRadio. There
(07:56):
are many many episodes. You can binge it. There's an
hire catalog on iHeartRadio. Right now. Look for the Freak Show.
WTF the podcast that's the Freak show w TFV podcast
and this guy Brittany, he was just offering a little
extra phone for their coffee that's online
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