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July 24, 2025 7 mins
Cops found him hiding in a tanning bed
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida oor man
and follow all their exploits. We do that every single
day in this it's called WTF and that stands for.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
What the floor it? And we go firsu to a
Florida man.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, this man has run a foul of the law.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Brittany.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
People don't like it when you are at a rooftop
bar type situation and then you start urinating on the.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
People down below. Disgusting. Gross. What is wrong with you?
Who raised you? Were you raised by wolves right in
a barn or something like that? Something something, that's the
matter with you?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Right.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Matthew Day, thirty years old, was arrested for.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Disorderly conduct hab it at one point thirty in the
morning at the Landing in downtown St.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Pete. It's an elevated hangout.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
They say it's a balcony bar, and Matthew was atop
the balcony bar and you know, nature taking its course,
he decided he needed to urinate. And then he's like,
you know what, let me just take it out of
my shorts and urinate on the people down below, and.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
That he couldn't wash his hands after either, like just
a nasty individual, a horrible person.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Right. He was escorted out of the bar and into
police custody.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
He did not.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
They did notice that he had quote an indication of
alcohol influence. So even so, you're exposing yourself in bublic,
you're urinating over a buildings.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Could fall on someone.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh it was falling on people that they had to
ask the people that he peed on if they needed
medical attention.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
On pressing charges.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
First of all, there would not be enough police in
that building to stop me from beating you if you
urinated on me.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm the rooftop park run up there and trying to
find out.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh my god, Yeah, everybody's getting some everyone.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
They're like, no, this is where I got my branded heat.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sucked full of bricks, that's right exactly upstairs. I love
how it went from a sock full of rocks and
now it's a sock full of bricks. It's getting heavier
as we go. It's a sock full of anvils like
you see in the cartoons. We go next, This Florida
man needs an anvil across the head. He was arrested
for setting a pillow on fire at a hotel.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Why, sir, why did you even book it?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Because Florida man? Reason right, He's like, I wanted an Airbnb.
I don't even want to stay in this place.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
This place sucks.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Arrested connection for damaging a hotel room. His name is
Lee Roy Struthers. He's forty three years old.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Forty three.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
He was arrested in charge with first degree arson, preventing
or obstructing extinguishment.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Of fire, and also criminal mischief.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
They responded to the Nova in I'm sure it's a
very nice place. And when they arrived there was smoke
observed coming out of the room and mister Struthers just
walked past the cop, you know, just as cool as
you please.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Hey, how are you.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
He's like, there's a fire, and then he said it
was in his room. And according to this uh, they
say that he set the pillow on fire to get attention.
Leroy is not getting enough attention, Lee Roy, key.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Boy, everybody's like that risk just for someone to acknowledge him,
right exactly, sir?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
If hello, right, yeah, introduce yourself. So yeah, I think
put out your hand to shake someone else's even for Leroy.
You know, instead of setting a pillow on fire, like
these people that stay at the Nova in don't have
it bad enough, you know. Now they're going to deal
with leroy setting pillows on fire in the room the

(03:50):
nova in and you know what nova means? No go
novah No, that's right exactly. We go lastly to a
Florida man. He was hiding in a tanning bed after
trying to set a gym on fire at closing time.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Again, what did he have a membership? I don't know.
I don't even know. It's a Planet Fitness.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's hard to tell the difference between those that have
a membership and those that just want to in. I
did a Florida man's attempt to get he was naked,
by the way, in this tanning bed.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh wait, I think you are supposed to get naked.
I can't remember. You haven't done it in so long?
Wait I think.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I mean, you can be naked in the tanning bed,
but you're not supposed to be naked while setting fires
at the Planet Fitness, is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
that part, you know what I mean? The naked in
the tanning bed part, that was fine. The hiding from
the police because you tried to set the place on
fire while naked.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's the no no part.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
But oh my god, Brittany, this happened in Fort Myers,
making this a what a local ACTI local acting very loco. Indeed,
according to the Lee County Sheriff's Department, Henry anz Avarado,
twenty five years old, started acting erratically after staff at

(05:12):
Planet Fitness on South Tamium and Trail asked him to
leave because the place was closing. Authority say that mister
Alvarado removed his clothing and then he was running naked
through the gym.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
At one point he crawled into the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
He knocked down several tiles throughout the building, and then
he tried to start a fire in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, yeah, why else are we doing this? Brian ha
just kicked in time, right.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Henry Antes Alvarado then started sprinting through the building completely unclothed.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
He was entering multiple rooms.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
He was lying down completely naked at one point on
one of those hydro massage beds. They go, they gotta
throw that whole thing away now. They found him hiding
inside of a tanning bed. Mister Avarado was charged with
indecent exposure, arson, criminal mischief, and providing false informational law enforcement.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And he's sitting in jail.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
But yeah, naked guy hiding in a tanning bed after
running amuck at a planet fitness and four myers.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Suspended. Oh, three months suspension.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
That's it right, he's on probation. That's a light day
for a floor to man, you know what I mean. Well,
we will do this again, and so will Henry every
morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. And don't forget
to listen to the podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
It's free.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
There's over three hundred and fifty episodes. Now, it's like
a very nice catalog of all this. You can find
it on iHeartRadio. Just look for the Freak Show, WTF
the podcast that is The Freak Show. WTF the podcast,
And say what you will about this man's crimes, Brittany,
he's got one hell of a tam going into jail,
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