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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh, all right, here we go. It is that time
here on iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down
Florida man and or Florida woman and follow all their exploits.
We do that every day in this it's called WTF
and that stands for what the floor it? Dude? And
(00:23):
we go for two. A Florida man guilty in Benita Springs,
making him guilty of being a what a local acting logo,
local acting loco, indeed, a Florida man. What is that?
I have no idea where this audio is coming from.
That's fun. Hold on, stand by, hold on, here we go.
(00:48):
All right, that's audio for some reason from our friends
over at NBC two where I pulled this story because
it is a local story. Benita Springs, a Florida man
is facing charges of aggravated assault with the deadly weapon
after Lee County Sheriff's Department said he pulled a gun
on another man at a Circle K gas station in
Benita because he was impatient for the bathroom. Well, so
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he needed to use the bathroom. He felt the other
guy was taking too long, so he flashed a gun
in the guy's face. Can you imagine you're just really
using the bathroom, right, Sir, I cannot go any best, right,
I'm really trying here, buddy. Yeah. The victim explained that
Joseph Jimenez started banging on the bathroom door, urging him
to hurry up. He said, I was in the bathroom.
He wanted me to hurry up. He started banging on
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the door. So when I got out of the bathroom,
I said, what the F is your problem, dude? And
he shoved the gun in his face. He said, sir,
I had string cheese for practice, right, Yeah, it's gonna
take a while. Man. It's been a weekend full of
pizza and mozzarella sticks, and I had a milkshake. Okay.
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He pulled out his loaded gun. He had eight rounds
in that magazine from his pant. Uh. The victim told
deputies he ran to the gas station manager and made
a nine to one one call. Uh, and I guess
the guy was calling him a bunch of names too.
They found him in his sweating, smelling of booze and
holding the gun. Uh. Mister Jimenez playing the victim spit
on him, but surveillance video did not support that claim.
(02:19):
Yeah yeah, so bye bye, uh we go next to
a Florida man. Yeah, under the jail on this one,
a Florida man. Not just once, he's done this before.
He's been using his sprinklers to soak special needs students
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waiting for the bus at the bus stop. Uh huh,
that's right. Where does he live? What's his address? We're
pulling up, Bryan, right, absolutely, pulling up on this guy. Yeah. First, oh, yes,
kicking those things right out of the ground. Yeah. Then
then we're all taking some sort of like water guns
outside that house. We're gonna waterboard this. That's what we're
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gonna do. He likes the water. We're gonna water board him.
He's sixty one year old Antonio Roman and Antonio has
been accused of consistently activating his sprinklers twice every day
on special needs kids when they're boarding and getting off
of their school bus. So it's when they're on their
way to school and we're on their way home. He's like, hey,
special needs kids, tet tet tet, here comes the sprinklers.
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Wait till he goes and gets his mail, right, wait
until he walks down to his mailbox. Oh yeah. According
to this, the father of the children quote had to
wear swimming attire to shield the children from the sprinklers.
Jeffani's observed that the sprinklers would be turned on precisely
when the school bus arrived, and shut off immediately after
the school bus left, and then it would come on
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again when they came home. What a terrible human What
a miserable human being. A terrible human being. But the
father having to wear swimwear to try to shield the kids.
I mean, come on, I like, the father diseased, Go
beat his ass. Yeah, use your hands, sir, put on
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swimwear to to shield my kid. I just pictured this
guy with like a bathing suit and like umbrellas. You know,
He's like, hold he gets a shield. That would give
me the age. As a wife, I'd be like, yeah,
this is We're done. Go handle your business, dude. We
go lastly to a Florida mom. She's been charged after
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packing a gun in her kid's school backpack so the
kid could return it to their father. Hey. Yeah, the
students found the gun in their bag, and you know, hey,
this has happened at Cooper Gate Elementary School here in
obviously elementary school. Yeah, there was a gun in the
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backpack so that they could return it to their father.
The child was unaware of the gun and told teachers, hey,
I found a gun in my backpack. The mom, Sierra Browner,
was arrested in charge with child neglect and giving a
firearm to a minor. Turns out you're not allowed to
do that. Yeah, she's been charged with two felonies. And
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that's you know, sending her young kid to school with
a gun. Obviously nobody got hurt, thankfully, it could have
ended in tragedy, but yeah they did. They found that
that gun right there in that kid's backpacke to take
it to the dad, who must have felt like as well,
agreed with her. Yeah, put in his book, then I'll
take it out when he gets home. Yeah, Like, both
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of them need to beat down. They don't have a
brain between the two. Well there it is arrested. MS. Browner,
thirty nine, allegedly sent the child to school with the firearm,
and she's been arrested child neglect and giving the firearm
to a kid. Be careful you lay down with You
really need to think this through every decade, both of them.
But yeah, again, they don't have a brain between them,
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so thinking about who they're laying down with his way
out of their scope. But everybody else, everybody else, you
think about that. Let this be a lesson to all
of you. Okay, next thing you know, your partner in
a gun in your kid's bag. You hooked up with
some dusty and next thing you know, a backpack is
coming home and your kids are. A gun's coming home
in your kids backpack. Ryan, No, stuff like this really
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makes me want to pull up on people like handle it,
like like like handle this. These are at least two
out of the three people in these stories that need
to be pulled up on. Brittany, maybe even that guy
and Benita for pulling a gun on somebody from the
bathroom him too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got some errands
to run later. Yeah we do, all right, I'll grab
some snacks. That was fun, Yeah it was this guy
pulled the gun out of the guy, put the woman
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put a gun in a book bag. Yeah, a lot
of guns going on. But we'll do this again every
morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Right about that
time that one scumbags turned around those sprinklers to so
if those special needs kids. But you can hear the podcast.
It's free. It's on iHeartRadio. It's called The Freak Show,
WTF the podcast. There's like four hundred episodes The Freak Show,
(06:57):
WTF the podcast. And even though this woman, this mom
did put a gun in her kid's backpack to go
to school with so we could return the firearm to
the father, I will say I like to see good
co parenting. You know what I mean.