Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, all right, here we go. It is the bell
time on iHeartRadio where we do have to chase down
Florida man and or Florida woman and follow all their exploits.
We do that every day in this it's called WTF
and that stands for what the Florid And here we go.
(00:24):
First two eight Florida. Oh a Florida professor. Yikes, This
Florida man should know better. But even though he is educated,
he is a Florida man at the end of the day,
and that's probably why he slapped a bicycle helmet off
a kid during an argument. Oh no, this is happening
(00:45):
in Orlando. There was an argument between a Florida man
he's a college professor and a student that escalated, resulting
in charge of battery and school trespassing being filed. According
to this all caught on video at a middle school
in Ovdo things quickly up. In this video, the professor
his name is Shoe Sean Pang and he is seen
(01:06):
amongst the students at this middle school. Now, by the way,
he's a professor. The student said no, apparently because he
told the kids to slow down. The kid was on
his bike or whatever. He tells the kids to slow down,
and mister Pang followed him to the middle school campus.
Once on the grounds, mister Pang grabbed the boy's arm
and smacked the helmet right off that kid's head. He went, gosh,
(01:28):
I'm liking mister Payne. Mister Pang pain shoe, Sean Peng
is actually pretty cool. So mister Pang is bringing the pain,
you know what I mean? Exactly bring that kunk pound.
He's not taking any guff off these kids. Exactly do
it to a karate chop. Take that helmet right off
your head. If you don't discipline your kid, mister ping
Pang will that's it exactly exactly. Of course I don't
don't put hands on nobody, right, but sometimes these kids
(01:51):
get out of line. Okay, if I say slow down,
you slow down. You almost run over micro. Let me
tell you when mister Pang does that, slap the helmet
off the head. Move if do right? No, ken defen? Yeah. True.
According to this, the student was seen jumping in. One
student was seen jumping in and he pushed mister Pang
down to the ground. Yeah, so Pang got taken down. No,
(02:13):
Pang was in a little pain. Himself. Pang had a
pang of pain. Ping Pang ping Pang Pang Boom boom. Yeah.
According to Right, families are concerned that mister Pang was
able to follow the student onto the campus and attack
the kid in the first place. They said, Hey, where's
the school staff and security at this place? This guy
(02:34):
was just able to walk onto the grounds of a
middle school just you know, happy as you please, and
push some er and slap a helmet off a kid's
head before getting pushed down to the ground by another
kid who obsensibly is in middle school. By the way,
I would feel pretty bad about myself if I got
pushed down to the ground by a middle schooler, you know,
I really was.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Nowadays these kids are big, that's true, big man. When
are they eating over there them nowadays? That's true. Yeah.
As it turns out, giving kids breadstick with cheese sauce
for school lunch makes them huge, right Yeah, booking season
mister Pang, Requests for comments from him have gone un answered. Wow, Well,
(03:14):
don't worry, mister Pang, You've got a lot of supporters.
I'm behind young mister ping Pang Poom. Yeah, exactly. He
did a little ping pang pom took that helmet right out.
The kid's out and his boom boom. Now we go next.
This is actually a good news story, and it's only
because I love dogs. A missing dog found in Florida
reunited with his family four hundred miles away. Oh yeah,
(03:37):
he ran away at that point. This is a Mississippi
dog that went missing five years ago been reunited with
their owner after being found in central Florida. Well, now
I think that somebody stole this dog. Yeah, that's not
makes sense. Yeah, Penny disappeared from her yard in Mississippi
and Loosdale, Mississippi, and she was discovered last week in
a driveway into land and obviously there was this emotional
(03:58):
reunion made very possis by the microchip. According to the owner,
Christy Taylor, she says, I answered the phone, they started
telling me who she is and where they're located. Asked
me if I had a dog missing. She said, oh,
my gosh, Penny. We were just talking about her. Oh Penny. Yeah.
So Penny came home the residents spotted what she initially
(04:19):
thought was a cat in her driveway. It wasn't a cat.
It was Penny she's a dog. Can look at that. Well, anyway,
they drove, they drove from Mississippi to come pick up
the dog. Wow, that's nice. Yeah, wait a little reuniting.
Where's the foolish part right, there's no foolish part in
that was yeah, great, good news, you know me. I'm
(04:42):
all about the naked right. Unfortunately, about halfway through the
drive home, the dog did vomit in the cars. So yeah,
it's pretty common. Yeah, the dogs get carsick. We go
lastly to a Cape Coral, Florida woman, making her a
local acting logo. I love it, go see see. And
(05:04):
she is a teacher. On top of that, a Florida woman,
a Cape Coral teacher, a local acting loco, showed up
to work high on cocaine and gave a vape to students.
You can't do that. You can't. You can't give vapes
to students, exactly right. Showing up to school gaped out
(05:24):
of your mind on coke, that's one thing. But giving
vapes to students, that's just a let's be on the pale.
We just do that. That's one thing. That's one thing
you do not do. It's all about sharing. But but
you don't share yours. There's not a person in this
room that hasn't showed up to a school high on cocaine. However,
(05:45):
giving vapes to students is a terrible idea. I've even
showed up and I have no kids. The school district
of Lee County is moving to fire a teacher who
showed up at work allegedly high on cocaine and letting
her students use her vain. According to this, the school
district has filed the petition determination of employing against Her
name is Noria Acuna Akuna Matata. She's a teacher at
(06:09):
Island Coast High School in Cape Coral. Oh my gosh,
that's like right near me. Oh really, Noria Akuna. Yeah,
she might be going to your Halloween festival party. You
might high on cocaine, you know what I mean? Well
share that vape. I hope she does. Uh you know
at home studies not hire her, right, you know, as
a personal tutor, you gotta tut her.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
You don't even need to go gona tutor her little
tutor with a tutski, you know what I mean? She
is little totski before this algebra tootski.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
With the tutor. A former friend of Noria Acuna said
that this is heartbreaking but not surprising. Oh yeah, that's
not a friend. Oh boy, that's no friends to admit that.
She said that she's seen her her mood, her body,
and relationships change over the past year. She says, it's
really sad because I love her. I want to see
my friends succeed, but you don't want to see your
(06:59):
friend and show up at school to teach kids high
on cocaine and then giving the kids vapes. Students in
the class said to investigators that ms Akuna would vape
in class and also allowed students to vape in class,
sometimes even let in students to use her own personal vape.
Nara Akuna also sold drinks and chips to kids from
her classroom, so she had a little side hustle going on.
(07:21):
She go to Costco and pick up like bags of
chips and so does and whatnot and then bring it
to school and sell it to these kids. Exactly. Wow. Yeah.
The superintendent, Denise Carlin, says that she violated multiple ethical codes.
I would say so yeah, but if she's vaping, if
this is like a normal thing for her to be
vaping in class, and then you know, sharing her vape
(07:42):
with students and then shy showing up high on cocaine.
I mean, this is crazy, that's insane. I would just
call that class chemistry. It is, right, it's a chemistry
class we're learning. Man, I'll tell you what. Just so
you know, failing a drug test and being on cocaine
and vaping those are not criminal charges apparently, no, yeah,
(08:03):
just for that, Like, but you're not allowed to vape
in class. That is a school violation. You're certainly not
allowed to let students vape, and you definitely cannot share
your vape with students. You know what, Maria Kunamatana, try college.
They'll let you do that there, right, sounds like she's
living the college life. Yeah, teaching college going to be
really cool. You might sleep with something. Hell, she might
(08:25):
do that now, Oh god no, not the kids. Right. Well,
that was a lot of fun, except for any parent
that has a deal Narna Akuna as their kids teacher,
because now I'm sure you've got a lot of questions. Yeah,
imagine a meeting with her. Fine, Yeah, that was fun.
(08:46):
All right, Well, we'll do this again every morning at
seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember to listen to the
podcast that's free. It's on iHeartRadio. I think this one's
going to be listening to a bunch just away. That's right,
just a quick tune away. Well, yeah, iHeartRadio, the Freak Show,
w t F, the podcast, and I'll tell you one
thing about this. When they asked her how that, how
(09:09):
that went, she said, it blows