Old, drunk Florida Man arrested after failing to steal a fire truck

This old Florida Man was on a days-long drinking binge and ended up getting arrested after trying (unsuccessfully) to steal a fire truck

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Right here we go. It is that time on iHeartRadio
where we do after chase down Florida man and or
Florida woman follow all their exploits. We do that every
single day in this It's called WTF and that stands
for what the floor it h And we go first two.

(00:26):
A Florida man who also is a gas station clerk, Brittany,
he shot a customer during a dispute over the price
of beer. I'm sure he was tired of it, tired
of it, tired of hearing all your jabber jewn about
the price of beer. The price of the price. Man,
I don't make the prices. I just work here. That's it.

(00:47):
Bang bang, a convenience store clerk. A Florida man is
facing aggravated battery charges after your deputy say he shot
a customer at a gas station. It was because they
were having a dispute about the price of the bee
that the customer was trying to buy. This's happened at
eleven forty at night. Yeah. The guy's name is Abdullah Monther.

(01:08):
He's forty six years old and he is guilty. Anyway,
he got into an argument with the customer with the
price of the beer, and according to this the customer
threw an unknown small object at Abdullah. Abdullah responded, it
was by the way, it was a piece of paper
that I guess he threw. The clerk grabbed a gun
from underneath the counter and then shot the guy. Hey,

(01:29):
when you run into someone who's crazier than you, you know, right,
shot him in the right calf Ooo mawie. Yeah, Well,
like you could have just did a warning, you know,
he could have brandished, brandished the pistol, that's right. He
also called the the wounded customer the N word, right. No,

(01:53):
Abdullah got arrested, arrest him under the jail. Well, there
you go. It did a little bit. I mean, the
guy through a piece of paper, you know, you grab
a gun? Come on we go. Next to an elderly
Florida man and his drunken rampage ended an arrest after

(02:16):
he failed to steal a fire truck. What do you mean?
Old drunk Florida man armed with a shotgun, been drinking
for several days, tried to steal a fire truck. I

(02:37):
love this guy. According to the reports, this Florida man,
they got a call initially when a woman reported that
her husband identified later as William Cobb, had been drinking
on and off for the past couple of days, and
according to this, he fell and couldn't get up. Now,
it was reported that William grabbed a tire iron and

(02:58):
started moving towards the police, something them to leave his home.
Cob is seventy four years old. He grabbed a shotgun
from bedroom and then he started threatening personnel, saying I've
not killed anyone, but today might be to day, is
what he said. Now, there were medics that were there
at this point, you know, trying to help him. There
was a fire engine that was parked outside, you know,

(03:20):
because medical and fire all showed up for this. You
know what I mean. He's waving a shotgun around. Everybody's
freaked out. Yeah. According to this, he tried to steal
the fire truck. However, he couldn't disengage the air brake.
Oh well, police found mister Cobb still sitting in the
fire truck. He was ignoring commands to get out. There

(03:42):
was a brief struggle. According to this, Williams struck the deputy,
but he's seventy four years old. It really didn't hurt
that bad. They finally pulled him from the fire truck
and they were able to secure him on the ground.
They say, I want to know where he was trying
to go? You know, right, where are you going with this?
I mean, hopefully it was going to put out a
fire Britney. Hopefully he was going to do a civic duty,

(04:03):
you know what I mean. He's got the truck. He's
got the truck, might as well might as well help.
We go lastly to a naked, mud covered Florida man
who was arrested after vandalizing a van. I love it naked.

(04:26):
He was covered in mud, totally nude, and he got
arrested for vandalizing a van. Because you know what, when
you're drunk and nude and covered in mud, what else
are you going to do? Get a lot of time
on your hand, A lot of time. Well he's gonna
have a lot of time behind bars as well. According
to this, deputies responded to what they called a suspicious incident.

(04:49):
This is happening at five pm at a residence. Oh yeah.
The victim told the deputies that he had arrived at
his property found the window of the van had been shattered,
the driver's door was open, and while inspecting the damage,
they witnessed a naked man running from a nearby barn,

(05:10):
and the suspect later identified as thirty one year old
Cad Khan. He was arrested and read his miranda rights.
He was nude and he was covered in mud when
he came running out of that barn. Brittany, well, I mean,
to everyone's relieve, right, because at first you don't know
what it is, right will yeah, if it's mud right now.

(05:31):
Cad told the police that he was operating on a
quote higher power, and he admitted I might have vandalized
that van, but I can't fully remember the incident. Wow,
right now. They also said, caid, why are you naked?
And he said, I really don't know. I forgot right there.

(05:59):
You go naked, right yeah. According to this, he'd also
gone into the backyard. He turned the hose on and
he rearranged the patio furniture in the backyard. Probably has
no idea why he did that, either, Brittany. But that
was a lot of fun, I mean for everybody, except

(06:20):
for anyone that had to deal with the naked guy.
Nobody wants to do that. But we'll do this again
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Show w TF the podcast. Wellcaid couldn't remember why he

(06:45):
broke a window, couldn't remember why he was naked, or
why he turned the water on and moved the patio
furniture around. Let's hope he forgets his jail stay as well.