September 23, 2025 • 8 mins
Yep, another round of WTF, the all Florida Woman Edition
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Well, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman and
follow all their exploits. We do that every day in
this it's called WTF. That stands for What the Florida
And today we've got ourselves a theme.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oys.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Today is the all Florida Woman edition of WTF.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
So we go first to a Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
She got shot in the behind after going to a
woman's house where her boyfriend was inside that home.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh, my goods, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Florida woman went to another Florida woman's home and that
was her first mistake. You can't be a Florida woman
going into another Florida woman's house because that Florida woman
is also a Florida woman.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, and you're gonna get shot in the butt. That's
the problem.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You all know how crazy someone else is, so you
better know that you are the craziest person you've ever met. Absolutely,
you've got to be the craziest person in the room. Yes,
because going to somebody else's place like that is wild.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Word one hundred percent. She got shot in the butt. No,
and over a man over a man.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Nine fifty in the morning, nine to fifty in the
morning yesterday, she drives over to this woman's house. I
know my boyfriend's inside there. She was right, she went
busting up in that house and then she got a
cap busted in her ass for real.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh my god, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
She saw her boyfriend's Mercedes parked outside this home of
a one Jania Amani Medea, and so she's like, uh,
let me go see Jemaiyah right over here.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Let's see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, knocked on the door, asked her boyfriend to come outside.
According to this, the victim reported that as she began
walking from the front door towards the side gate, that's
when Jania came out with the gun.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Wow, pow right, but get away from my house. She said,
welcome to get City.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, exactly, that's right. Jenia, according to this, recognized the
victim from a prior incident involving the same boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh boy, no way, then, no way. I just couldn't be.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Janaya got arrested by the way, he attempted murder even
though this woman busted up into her house.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's seeing. That's messed up too.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What do you mean it's because the woman was leaving
and when when she shot her in the butt. You
can't shoot somebody after the fact, you know, after they've
after they've come inside your house and then and then
you know, hey, where's my boyfriend and all this other stuff,
you know, and then they turn around and leave.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You can't shoot them in the butt. Then it's too late, man. Yeah,
big mistake, right, And how did the cops know that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
She was leaving because it was in the bag exactly,
but in the front, right in the butt.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, we go.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Next to the all Florida Woman edition of WTF was a.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Florida woman who hit an old.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Person after asking a cop how much would the bond
be if I smacked her? How much would the bond
be if I smacked her? It would be this much
worth it now, captain, old lady lady, that's right, yes, exactly.
A Miami woman is facing a first degree felony after
(03:30):
she hit a seventy two year old woman right in
front of the cop. Seventy two that's over sixty five?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, yeah, that sure is. You're right, Brittany, can extra charge?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah. Her name is Marina Navaret. She's sixty three, and
she's from little Havana. Now, according to this she was
there to get some stolen shoes from this old lady. Apparently,
as the officer was sorting out this dispute between Marina
and this seventy two year old woman, she asked the
cop how much would the bond be if I smacked her.
(04:02):
It's unclear whether she waited for an answer or not,
but she walked over to the victim and then she
smacked her right in front.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Of the cop.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Ooh yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
According to the jail records.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
By the way, the answer to Marina's question, it's one
thousand dollars, as it turns out now, but there's a catch. Unfortunately,
Marina was already out on bond for another charge of
resisting violence, resisting arrest with violence, and three counts of
battery on a law enforcement officer. So she couldn't get
this bond because of that already existing bond that she
(04:35):
had for her other foolishness. This woman is sixty three
years old. She didn't give a damn uh uh.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
She said, welcome to hand City.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's right. It was gad City. Now it's Hand City.
Let's see what city.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We go to next. Minute. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
We go next to a Florida woman again it is
a theme. She's an escort and she's been arrested for
battering a man with silly string. Welcome a Silly String City.
It's my favorite city to be. And by the way,
so you know, I want a T shirt that says
(05:10):
Silly String City, Welcome, Welcome. Somebody I love went to
Silly String City and all that that was his lousy
T shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That's all right, It's better than what you got in
gat City.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh my god, too much funny.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
A Florida woman has been arrested for battering a man
with silly string. According to investigators, she is the colorful
device or the object there at a at a roadhouse
bar in clear Water. Now.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
According to her name is Crystal. Oh there, it is
right there, and.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
She spells it with the k O k r y
st l. She spells it all weird and off. First
of all, when their name is Crystal run. I can
tell you this from personal experience, Dude, run when you
meet up Crystal. But when she spells it with a
K and she doesn't even have an A at the
end of it, k r y st l oh No,
(06:20):
get out of there. Her parents are illiterate. Forty six
years old, No, forty eight years old. Oh my god,
that's an old escort by the way, just so you know.
In the escort game that's up there. She confronted the
victim and started springing him with silly string until the
can was empty, and then she allegedly flew through the
can at the victim. His name is Jesse Hammock. He's
thirty three years old. The silly string can hit him
(06:41):
in the forehead and it caused a laceration. The affidavit
doesn't identify the motive for the attack.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You know, the fusillade that this man went through.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
However, Miss Wyatt or ms Watts was arrested and she
spent a night in custody before and being freed on
a one thousand dollars bond. No way, man, he did
something for her to throw that cannae him. Yeah, she
unloaded a can of silly string at him and then
threw the can at him and it hit him in
the head.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You know that's crazy because he went there for a service.
She's on the job. Well, she's not just gonna start
silly stringing him.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, speaking about crazy Brittany. Her mugshot looks exactly that.
So I mean, maybe the attack was motivated. Maybe she
just thought that it was motivated somehow, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Possible, It's possible. Yeah, free my girl though, free my
girl this one weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Free after by the way, she got released, she posted
on social media that she's quote back in the saddle
and ready to ride.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
She's back in the saddle and ready to ride.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
So, you know, just so everybody's very clear, Crystal All right,
well that was fun.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah it was. Now we'll do this again every morning
at seven thirty and nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Remember to listen to the podcast for that is free
and it's on iHeartRadio. Just look for the Freak Show
WTF the podcast that is the Freak Show w TF
the podcast And at first the reasons for this was
all very murky, but now it is crystal clear.
Well, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman and
follow all their exploits. We do that every day in
this it's called WTF. That stands for What the Florida
And today we've got ourselves a theme.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oys.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Today is the all Florida Woman edition of WTF.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
So we go first to a Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
She got shot in the behind after going to a
woman's house where her boyfriend was inside that home.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh, my goods, that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Florida woman went to another Florida woman's home and that
was her first mistake. You can't be a Florida woman
going into another Florida woman's house because that Florida woman
is also a Florida woman.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, and you're gonna get shot in the butt. That's
the problem.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You all know how crazy someone else is, so you
better know that you are the craziest person you've ever met. Absolutely,
you've got to be the craziest person in the room. Yes,
because going to somebody else's place like that is wild.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Word one hundred percent. She got shot in the butt. No,
and over a man over a man.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Nine fifty in the morning, nine to fifty in the
morning yesterday, she drives over to this woman's house. I
know my boyfriend's inside there. She was right, she went
busting up in that house and then she got a
cap busted in her ass for real.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh my god, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
She saw her boyfriend's Mercedes parked outside this home of
a one Jania Amani Medea, and so she's like, uh,
let me go see Jemaiyah right over here.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Let's see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, knocked on the door, asked her boyfriend to come outside.
According to this, the victim reported that as she began
walking from the front door towards the side gate, that's
when Jania came out with the gun.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Wow, pow right, but get away from my house. She said,
welcome to get City.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, exactly, that's right. Jenia, according to this, recognized the
victim from a prior incident involving the same boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh boy, no way, then, no way. I just couldn't be.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Janaya got arrested by the way, he attempted murder even
though this woman busted up into her house.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's seeing. That's messed up too.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What do you mean it's because the woman was leaving
and when when she shot her in the butt. You
can't shoot somebody after the fact, you know, after they've
after they've come inside your house and then and then
you know, hey, where's my boyfriend and all this other stuff,
you know, and then they turn around and leave.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You can't shoot them in the butt. Then it's too late, man. Yeah,
big mistake, right, And how did the cops know that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
She was leaving because it was in the bag exactly,
but in the front, right in the butt.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah, we go.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Next to the all Florida Woman edition of WTF was a.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Florida woman who hit an old.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Person after asking a cop how much would the bond
be if I smacked her? How much would the bond
be if I smacked her? It would be this much
worth it now, captain, old lady lady, that's right, yes, exactly.
A Miami woman is facing a first degree felony after
(03:30):
she hit a seventy two year old woman right in
front of the cop. Seventy two that's over sixty five?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, yeah, that sure is. You're right, Brittany, can extra charge?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah. Her name is Marina Navaret. She's sixty three, and
she's from little Havana. Now, according to this she was
there to get some stolen shoes from this old lady. Apparently,
as the officer was sorting out this dispute between Marina
and this seventy two year old woman, she asked the
cop how much would the bond be if I smacked her.
(04:02):
It's unclear whether she waited for an answer or not,
but she walked over to the victim and then she
smacked her right in front.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Of the cop.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Ooh yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
According to the jail records.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
By the way, the answer to Marina's question, it's one
thousand dollars, as it turns out now, but there's a catch. Unfortunately,
Marina was already out on bond for another charge of
resisting violence, resisting arrest with violence, and three counts of
battery on a law enforcement officer. So she couldn't get
this bond because of that already existing bond that she
(04:35):
had for her other foolishness. This woman is sixty three
years old. She didn't give a damn uh uh.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
She said, welcome to hand City.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's right. It was gad City. Now it's Hand City.
Let's see what city.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We go to next. Minute. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
We go next to a Florida woman again it is
a theme. She's an escort and she's been arrested for
battering a man with silly string. Welcome a Silly String City.
It's my favorite city to be. And by the way,
so you know, I want a T shirt that says
(05:10):
Silly String City, Welcome, Welcome. Somebody I love went to
Silly String City and all that that was his lousy
T shirt.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That's all right, It's better than what you got in
gat City.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh my god, too much funny.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
A Florida woman has been arrested for battering a man
with silly string. According to investigators, she is the colorful
device or the object there at a at a roadhouse
bar in clear Water. Now.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
According to her name is Crystal. Oh there, it is
right there, and.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
She spells it with the k O k r y
st l. She spells it all weird and off. First
of all, when their name is Crystal run. I can
tell you this from personal experience, Dude, run when you
meet up Crystal. But when she spells it with a
K and she doesn't even have an A at the
end of it, k r y st l oh No,
(06:20):
get out of there. Her parents are illiterate. Forty six
years old, No, forty eight years old. Oh my god,
that's an old escort by the way, just so you know.
In the escort game that's up there. She confronted the
victim and started springing him with silly string until the
can was empty, and then she allegedly flew through the
can at the victim. His name is Jesse Hammock. He's
thirty three years old. The silly string can hit him
(06:41):
in the forehead and it caused a laceration. The affidavit
doesn't identify the motive for the attack.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You know, the fusillade that this man went through.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
However, Miss Wyatt or ms Watts was arrested and she
spent a night in custody before and being freed on
a one thousand dollars bond. No way, man, he did
something for her to throw that cannae him. Yeah, she
unloaded a can of silly string at him and then
threw the can at him and it hit him in
the head.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You know that's crazy because he went there for a service.
She's on the job. Well, she's not just gonna start
silly stringing him.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, speaking about crazy Brittany. Her mugshot looks exactly that.
So I mean, maybe the attack was motivated. Maybe she
just thought that it was motivated somehow, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Possible, It's possible. Yeah, free my girl though, free my
girl this one weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Free after by the way, she got released, she posted
on social media that she's quote back in the saddle
and ready to ride.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
She's back in the saddle and ready to ride.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
So, you know, just so everybody's very clear, Crystal All right,
well that was fun.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah it was. Now we'll do this again every morning
at seven thirty and nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Remember to listen to the podcast for that is free
and it's on iHeartRadio. Just look for the Freak Show
WTF the podcast that is the Freak Show w TF
the podcast And at first the reasons for this was
all very murky, but now it is crystal clear.
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