The ALL Florida workplace foolishness edition

All of these stories center around workplace foolishness in the home state of Florida Man

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh, I see it is that time on iHeartRadio. We
do have to chase down Florida man and or Florida
woman and follow all their exploits, and we do that daily.
In this it's called WTF, and that stands for what

(00:23):
we're first? Where do we go? So many crazy stories.
By the way, there is a theme in today's WTF.
Today's is all workplace violence, and two of those workplaces
are fast food places. No surprise, there we go first.
Here we go to the first destination of workplace violence

(00:45):
at a probation office. We're a Florida man threaten to
blow the place up, all right, genius. Just so you know,
if you're on probation and you threaten to blow up
the probation office, you're likely to get more severe charges
thrown at you. Commit. No, you gotta really commit to
the bit though. Commit. Everybody's got to go.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
He rates all traces of exactly no witnesses burned the paperwork.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Forty two year forty two call man. You're, first of all,
you're too old to be on probation, and you're also
too old to be calling.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I'm thirty five, and it makes me something to look
sold to.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Boy you want to be that in seven years. He
is forty two. He called the probation office and left
a voicemail. He expressed great frustration and then he said
he's going to blow the place up. It was a voicemail.
He left evidence. Well boy, and then he's like, this
is Jeff Goff and you can call me backhead blah
blah blah, no get and this is my client, right ah.

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There was a warrant that was signed for mister Goff,
and the they found him and they arrested him very quickly,
by the way, led him to confess, and then they're like, look, dude,
you called in. It was your phone number. At the
same time that number called in, we also got this
voice mail that expressed all this fresh and then the
part about blowing up the building. And he's like, yeah,
that was me. He was charged with written or electronic

(02:05):
threats to kill, do bodily injury, or conduct a mass
shooting or act of terrorism. Because he's an idiot. What
was his real crime is what I know? That's what
what was the original crime? Unreal? It was too upson here.
He just makes all these empty threats. Yeah, we go

(02:27):
next to the Florida what is it the WTF all
Workplace Violence edition? We do have a theme here today.
Uh now, according to this, this happened at a Taco
Bell restaurant, Bell not the Taco Bell. Come on, man,
wait much of that Diablo sau It's way too much Diablo.

(02:49):
Where did it go? I just lost it?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Here we go? I lost the Diablo story. Here it is. Yeah,
we got a Florida man and he apparently pulled a
gun on Taco Bell workers. Oh, come on, dude, you
don't want.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
To do that. I'm saying, no, no, you got to
bring a gun to Taco Bell?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
What's what is going on? I hear we hear so
many stories about people pulling guns at like, you know,
fast food restaurants, and sometimes it's even the employees. Thank
you kidding on it? Yeah, this Florida man threatened Taco
Bell workers who asked him to speed up his order.

(03:28):
You know what, Wow, I mean maybe a little bit
of patience. Are you supposed to, as an employee ask
people to speed up their order? Let's go here, pal,
come on, let's go. I ain't got all data to.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Imagine though, you're telling somebody who's gonna cook your food?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right, you give them an attitude.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's the last thing I fear because I don't want
no spit no you know.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Cigarette butt right, you know, dragged.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
The burger or something on the floor, the taco on
the floor. Oh yeah, you know, and then they serve
it up with a smile.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
That's right. No, yeah, your Baja blast pie is coming
with a little extra Yeah. His name is Brian Bahana.
Oh too, and mister Bahana. He was found guilty a
possession of a firearm by a felon. Oh he's not
supposed to do that. So he waved a gun around
at a taco bell because they asked him to hurry

(04:14):
up and complete his order. So he's ordering at the
taco bell and they're like, let's go, buddy, we ain't
got all day, come on right, And then he's like,
oh yeah, do you have time now? And he pulls
out the gun.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Could you imagine It's like, oh, I have to run back.
I forgot my taco bell visor.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
No yeah, wow. So he pulled a gun on the
employees because the employees of the taco bell told him
the hurry up now. I will say this wrong to
pull a gun on taco bell employees. Yes, However, who
are they to tell him to hurry up? I mean
they get paid by the hour. They don't get paid
by the taco I know.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'd be like, please take your time. Yeah, I have
to make anything for another ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
That's fine, I'll say I got all day. I scroll
around on my phone while you decide what you want.
By the way, just so you know, are pretty much
all the same ingredients. We just give them different names, exactly.
It should make it a little bit easier. Hard. Yeah.
The worker told police that they told him to hurry
up because he was taking too long for his order.

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He was mulling over the menu. The worker said, pick
up the pace because there were other customers that needed
to be served as well.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Nah, you know what, He was right to bring his
gat out.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Let me say, don't rush me. I'm trying to figure
out my taco bill, right, come on, exactly, Yeah, you're.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Gonna get a blast.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You're bast in your own with his gat. Exactly what
I do last time. Puke you. It's gonna be a man,
that's right. You got me piss. He drove away after
brandishing this handgun, told the workers, don't rush me. He said,
you don't know who you're messing with. All this was
captured on security video. They got his license plate number,

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they picked him up at home. But there you go. Oh,
we didn't get his taco bell and he lost his gun.
That's it exactly. We go lastly to a Florida woman.
She defended herself and her kids, she says, from a

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gun toting McDonald's worker. Oh, no, in McDonald's worker, that's right.
Her name is Shayton Timmins. When she was in the
car along with her pregnant daughter and her one year
old daughter, among others, and all this happened from a
dispute there was a long wait to get food at
the drive through at a McDonald's. According to this, Chaytan

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says that she and her family were waiting for over
an hour for food. Yeah, it's not fast at that point, right.
That led to an argument with a nineteen year old cashier,
that is a one Anthony Elliott the third, who would
not give them their food. By the way, According to this,
she said, we were looking at each other, me and
my goddaughter looking at each other like why are you upset?

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He's like, I don't have to give you none, and
he was like, what you said there? Obviously there were
some curse words that would be thrown around, right, And
she's at this point like, are you serious? Like what's
even happening here? Right? According to this, she got on
the phone with the police. She called the cops, okay,
because you know, the McDonald's worker wouldn't go give her
her food. She calls the police and I said, y'all

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need to get down to McDonald's because somebody finn to die.
That's what she told the police. Oh. She got threatened
at that point with the mister Elliott the third with
the gun. Uh, and she said, listen this MF want
to make mcgriddles a McChicken. There's about to be an

(07:42):
MF and mcfuneral at this McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'm thinking it's just because the ice cream machine ain't
working again.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I have audio. Oh yes, here, let me stop this music.
It's gonna be so worth it. You ready for this?
Hold on, we have audio of this lady. Here we go.
I said, listen because Marma wanted to make make griddles
and mat chicken, because this is about to be a
McDonald mac funeral. Is McDonald's. No Scheitan was serious. She

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was very serious. She doesn't like somebody pulling a gun
on her while she's just trying to get her food
into McDonald's. Oh, she said, he has a death wish.
He must have a death wish. This must be a suicide,
she said. She said, all of them McNuggets, all over McNuggets.
Oh lord, I listen.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I would totally pull out one and pull the cops
over the ice cream machine.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I love how she said, mcfuneral, mc funeral, mcfuneral. I
love Chatan and her cat. Yes, actually no, she's not
the one with the gun. It was the It was
the McDonald's worker. But she didn't care. She still talked
a bunch of mess I'll kill you, she said. She
didn't have a gun she needed. Well, a mother's feary
you don't mess with. She ain't afraid to take a

(08:59):
bullet for kids. She'll still keep it moving. That's it.
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