December 8, 2025 • 8 mins
Yep, sadly most of these stories include stuff being stuck on places where they don't belong
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah, here we go. It is that time on iHeartRadio
where we do have to chase down Florida man and
or Florida woman follow all their exploits. We do it
every day in this It's called WTF and that stands
(00:23):
for what the floridor And we first to a Florida man.
This Florida man, he choked out some dude at a
home depot with an umbrella. I mean, what kind of
umbrella under my umbrella? Ella ella ol ow, Yes, you
(00:48):
are choking me. Yeah. Sheriff Deputy's arrested a man, Florida
man because he used an umbrella as a weapon during
a dispute that started at a home depot parking lot
and ended up inside the store. Usually it's the opposite.
Usually the fight starts inside the door, you take it outside.
They were fighting outside the store and took it inside.
The weapon of opportunity. Ramon Rodriguez, sixty six years old
(01:11):
choked out a fifty four year old man with this
umbrella at home depot. Yeah. The arrest report says that
the victim told deputies that mister Rodriguez nearly hit him
with his truck as he was exiting the store. And
this led to a verbal dispute, and then, according to this,
the victim told deputies that he pushed a shopping cart
into mister Rodriguez's truck and that's when Rodriguez came inside
(01:34):
the store and choked him out with an umbrella. Oh dang,
yeah he said. He said the umbrella choke quote prevented
me from breathing temporarily.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A ah, yeah, it's I'm assuming they both had to
have gotten arrested.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well, according to this, Yeah, Rodriguez spoke to the deputies,
and he said that he did get arrested. Yeah, charge
of aggravated battery of the deadly weapon. Didn't say anyth
about the other guy getting arrested though.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No assault with a cart.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, it doesn't say. And it also says that there's
no listed bond like that cart. He tried to choke
me with it, right, Yeah, he tried to choke me
with a cart while I was inside my truck.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, you know how it is.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Can you imagine You've seen it a million times with
a cart, somebody picks up a cart, but now getting
dragged into home deep right there, get over here, Yeah,
we go next to a Florida woman sorry, ladies. Yeah,
she thought she wasn't gonna get caught with her crime.
(02:36):
According to this this Florida woman, she tried to hide
plastic wrapped Xanax pills inside her body after her DUI arrest.
And here's a bonus. She had a kid in the car.
Oh oh boy, lovely. Yeah, so she tried to back
door them. Yeah, it wasn't quite well. I don't know
about back you know, there could have been a little
(02:58):
front business going on. She tried to hide them. And
it says in one of her body cavities. It doesn't
specify which one. Let's read on to find out because
now I'm fully infested. Ye. A Florida woman. She was
recently arrested after she was pulled over. It was a
traffic stop, and then she tried to hide prescription drugues
in her body cavities. It says, love the world. Yeah.
(03:21):
Her name is Kaylee Poe. She's twenty seven years old.
She's accused of one count each of driving under the influence,
refusal to submit to DUI testing, and also smuggling controlled
substances into a jail, would intend to sell by the way,
and also tampering with evidence. What did they think she
was gonna sell in She actually very well could have
(03:42):
sold it in anyway. It was all plastic wraps and
every other kind of whatnot inside of her body, caviti as.
They found that before she went into the jail. Now
they tell you before you go in. They're like, hey,
if you have anything on you or in you that
you need to tell us about, tell us about it now,
otherwise we get an extra charge. And Kaylee was like, nah,
I'm good, you know what.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I want to see what she looks like, because how
low you gotta be to just take somebody's you know,
drugs from their kibbles and bits.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Let me just put it this way. Let me just
put it this way. Kayley Poe looks like the kind
of woman that would shove xenex up her kibbles and bits.
Heavy on the kibbles, by the way, not as much
on the bits on those drugs. Right, I'm telling you
(04:29):
I don't even want them anymore. Yes, right, I'm off
drugs now. I'm going to rehabs real fast, real fast. Indeed, Well,
we go next and lastly to a Florida man. Uh.
He has something in common with the other lady because
he was caught with drugs in his anus after his
(04:52):
court sentencing. That means he went into court with this.
I was just about to say it is ah news
and the news, Oh no, according to this, Yeah, he's uh,
he took a chance. He sure did. He's like, I'm
gonna go for a hail Mary on this one. Yeah,
I might go to jail. I might not. He's now
spending one hundred and eighty days behind bars. He was
(05:14):
driving a golf cart and then he got even more trouble,
so he was sentenced to one hundred and eighty days.
He had to go to court, right, and I guess
he was like driving some golf cart and he's like
a problem on the golf cart and they're like, all right, dude.
His name is Chad Basford. He's forty eight years old.
He lives with his parents. Oh god, I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
The parents live with him right now some respect.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So he lives with them. That article's messed up. I
had it right the first time. That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Can you imagine an articles just saying and he lived
with his parents.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And they lived with his parents. He's forty eight, he
lives with his parents. He had a suspended license. He
got pulled over what on this golf cart? And then
they're like, Chad, you don't have a license. You can't
be driving this thing like this, you know what I mean. Anyway,
so he goes to court and it is in court
where they're like, Chad, and a problem. You've got other
charges on you from other stuff in the past. We're
(06:03):
giving you one hundred and eighty days in jail for this,
for this driving on a suspended license. And Chad's like,
all right, I'll take every one of them, one hundred
and eighty days. Let me what else you got? What
else you got? And then they go to you know,
book him in. And when they did, during the strip search,
oopsie objects right there hanging out, Yeah, just chilling. And
(06:26):
according to this, when he got down into that squatting position,
they found the three packages and they were covered in
well never mind. Yeah, it was marijuana and pills were
determined to be the you knows up.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
There trying to smoke that ash. Right, yeah, good god.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So now he's facing even more charges, as you can imagine.
But you know, you got this lady here hiding drugs
in her cavities. He got this guy with the drugs
and his cavity. It's insane.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You know what, just by a picture you got to.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Choose, right, which one you choose in which cavity? Taking it? Boy?
What do I look like? Oh? Gosh, neither did.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Just to see their face and I want to see
their cabinet.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's the day that I quit my job. I'm like,
you know what, never mind, don't. I don't need to
earn a living. I'm gonna go live under a bridge.
But that was a lot of fun, a lot of
disturbing for everybody, except those people in law enforcement that
had to search a lot of body stuff these past
couple days. But hey, what are you gonna do? Do
they wash it before living in and out?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I hope So if not, you got to put those
things in a diaper. Genie in the evidence room every
morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember to listen
to the podcast. It's free and it's on iHeartRadio. There's
like almost five hundred episodes by now on iHeartRadio. Look
for the Freak Show DOUBTF the podcast that is the
(07:47):
Freak Show WUTF the podcast. And with these past two stories, Nicole,
we have more cavities than a dentist office. The freak
shows what the Florida on Widow five five. The BE
is powered by Valvelene instant oil. Window five five to
(08:09):
be
Ah, here we go. It is that time on iHeartRadio
where we do have to chase down Florida man and
or Florida woman follow all their exploits. We do it
every day in this It's called WTF and that stands
(00:23):
for what the floridor And we first to a Florida man.
This Florida man, he choked out some dude at a
home depot with an umbrella. I mean, what kind of
umbrella under my umbrella? Ella ella ol ow, Yes, you
(00:48):
are choking me. Yeah. Sheriff Deputy's arrested a man, Florida
man because he used an umbrella as a weapon during
a dispute that started at a home depot parking lot
and ended up inside the store. Usually it's the opposite.
Usually the fight starts inside the door, you take it outside.
They were fighting outside the store and took it inside.
The weapon of opportunity. Ramon Rodriguez, sixty six years old
(01:11):
choked out a fifty four year old man with this
umbrella at home depot. Yeah. The arrest report says that
the victim told deputies that mister Rodriguez nearly hit him
with his truck as he was exiting the store. And
this led to a verbal dispute, and then, according to this,
the victim told deputies that he pushed a shopping cart
into mister Rodriguez's truck and that's when Rodriguez came inside
(01:34):
the store and choked him out with an umbrella. Oh dang,
yeah he said. He said the umbrella choke quote prevented
me from breathing temporarily.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A ah, yeah, it's I'm assuming they both had to
have gotten arrested.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well, according to this, Yeah, Rodriguez spoke to the deputies,
and he said that he did get arrested. Yeah, charge
of aggravated battery of the deadly weapon. Didn't say anyth
about the other guy getting arrested though.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No assault with a cart.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, it doesn't say. And it also says that there's
no listed bond like that cart. He tried to choke
me with it, right, Yeah, he tried to choke me
with a cart while I was inside my truck.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, you know how it is.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Can you imagine You've seen it a million times with
a cart, somebody picks up a cart, but now getting
dragged into home deep right there, get over here, Yeah,
we go next to a Florida woman sorry, ladies. Yeah,
she thought she wasn't gonna get caught with her crime.
(02:36):
According to this this Florida woman, she tried to hide
plastic wrapped Xanax pills inside her body after her DUI arrest.
And here's a bonus. She had a kid in the car.
Oh oh boy, lovely. Yeah, so she tried to back
door them. Yeah, it wasn't quite well. I don't know
about back you know, there could have been a little
(02:58):
front business going on. She tried to hide them. And
it says in one of her body cavities. It doesn't
specify which one. Let's read on to find out because
now I'm fully infested. Ye. A Florida woman. She was
recently arrested after she was pulled over. It was a
traffic stop, and then she tried to hide prescription drugues
in her body cavities. It says, love the world. Yeah.
(03:21):
Her name is Kaylee Poe. She's twenty seven years old.
She's accused of one count each of driving under the influence,
refusal to submit to DUI testing, and also smuggling controlled
substances into a jail, would intend to sell by the way,
and also tampering with evidence. What did they think she
was gonna sell in She actually very well could have
(03:42):
sold it in anyway. It was all plastic wraps and
every other kind of whatnot inside of her body, caviti as.
They found that before she went into the jail. Now
they tell you before you go in. They're like, hey,
if you have anything on you or in you that
you need to tell us about, tell us about it now,
otherwise we get an extra charge. And Kaylee was like, nah,
I'm good, you know what.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I want to see what she looks like, because how
low you gotta be to just take somebody's you know,
drugs from their kibbles and bits.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Let me just put it this way. Let me just
put it this way. Kayley Poe looks like the kind
of woman that would shove xenex up her kibbles and bits.
Heavy on the kibbles, by the way, not as much
on the bits on those drugs. Right, I'm telling you
(04:29):
I don't even want them anymore. Yes, right, I'm off
drugs now. I'm going to rehabs real fast, real fast. Indeed, Well,
we go next and lastly to a Florida man. Uh.
He has something in common with the other lady because
he was caught with drugs in his anus after his
(04:52):
court sentencing. That means he went into court with this.
I was just about to say it is ah news
and the news, Oh no, according to this, Yeah, he's uh,
he took a chance. He sure did. He's like, I'm
gonna go for a hail Mary on this one. Yeah,
I might go to jail. I might not. He's now
spending one hundred and eighty days behind bars. He was
(05:14):
driving a golf cart and then he got even more trouble,
so he was sentenced to one hundred and eighty days.
He had to go to court, right, and I guess
he was like driving some golf cart and he's like
a problem on the golf cart and they're like, all right, dude.
His name is Chad Basford. He's forty eight years old.
He lives with his parents. Oh god, I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
The parents live with him right now some respect.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So he lives with them. That article's messed up. I
had it right the first time. That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Can you imagine an articles just saying and he lived
with his parents.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And they lived with his parents. He's forty eight, he
lives with his parents. He had a suspended license. He
got pulled over what on this golf cart? And then
they're like, Chad, you don't have a license. You can't
be driving this thing like this, you know what I mean. Anyway,
so he goes to court and it is in court
where they're like, Chad, and a problem. You've got other
charges on you from other stuff in the past. We're
(06:03):
giving you one hundred and eighty days in jail for this,
for this driving on a suspended license. And Chad's like,
all right, I'll take every one of them, one hundred
and eighty days. Let me what else you got? What
else you got? And then they go to you know,
book him in. And when they did, during the strip search,
oopsie objects right there hanging out, Yeah, just chilling. And
(06:26):
according to this, when he got down into that squatting position,
they found the three packages and they were covered in
well never mind. Yeah, it was marijuana and pills were
determined to be the you knows up.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
There trying to smoke that ash. Right, yeah, good god.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So now he's facing even more charges, as you can imagine.
But you know, you got this lady here hiding drugs
in her cavities. He got this guy with the drugs
and his cavity. It's insane.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You know what, just by a picture you got to.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Choose, right, which one you choose in which cavity? Taking it? Boy?
What do I look like? Oh? Gosh, neither did.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Just to see their face and I want to see
their cabinet.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's the day that I quit my job. I'm like,
you know what, never mind, don't. I don't need to
earn a living. I'm gonna go live under a bridge.
But that was a lot of fun, a lot of
disturbing for everybody, except those people in law enforcement that
had to search a lot of body stuff these past
couple days. But hey, what are you gonna do? Do
they wash it before living in and out?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I hope So if not, you got to put those
things in a diaper. Genie in the evidence room every
morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember to listen
to the podcast. It's free and it's on iHeartRadio. There's
like almost five hundred episodes by now on iHeartRadio. Look
for the Freak Show DOUBTF the podcast that is the
(07:47):
Freak Show WUTF the podcast. And with these past two stories, Nicole,
we have more cavities than a dentist office. The freak
shows what the Florida on Widow five five. The BE
is powered by Valvelene instant oil. Window five five to
(08:09):
be
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