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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do the
Jay's down Florida man and or Florida woman and follow.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
All their exploits.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We do that every day in this It's called WTF
that stands for what the Florida Yeah, And we go
first to a Florida mayor.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh, he is guilty.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Indeed he uh wocal woman up because he was yeah,
because he was mumbling next to her bed.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
He's just.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Was next to her bed.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Did he know her? I don't think so, Brittany. I
don't know. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
No, that would freak me, traumatize me out.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
He went into a stranger's home and then eventually ended
up in jail, but not before a few turns of events, Brittany.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That is one of my fears. What would happen? Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So, forty year old Elijah Spencer is his name. According
to this a woman she called nine one one from
her home at five thirty in the morning told dispatchers
that she woke up to a man standing next.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
To her bed.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
He was mumbling and he appeared disoriented. He's just all mumbling.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I would immediately be like, oh, he's about to attack me,
right he's about to hurt me, assault me, right, I'm
grabbing a bat hopefully.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So according to this, she calls nine one one. He
walks out the back door, right, so he's gone. Jepanese
come to the house. They find that mister Spencer had
left articles of his own clothing in her home. Yeah,
and then he had some prepackaged snacks that had been eaten.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Did you get into my fruit snacks? Right?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So mind you, he walks out through the back door.
When she calls nine to one one, she's like, yeah,
he just let cops get to the house. I mean,
it takes some you know, some time to get there,
you know what I'm saying. Anyway, they go through the house,
they make sure that he's not around.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
On the property or anything.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They find his clothes, they find these snacks that he
had been eating. Right, So they're investigating for a while.
At one point she's like, let me go check my car.
They found him asleep in the backseat in her car.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Her car, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Man, Yeah, cops had to pull him out because he
refused to get out on his own, and that's when
they escorted him to the ground.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
But uh, one of.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
My fears is that I wake up in the middle
of the night or super early in the morning, and
there's a man standing by my bed right like, I'm convinced.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh my god, I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
We go next to a Florida mom and she might
have a case here, Brittany. She's filing a lawsuit against
her child's school after a teacher body slammed a student
while playing musical chairs.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Ooo, my god, I saw this.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It is wild.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
The school employee was reassigned to do without student contact
while the district investigates, which I believe is probably going
to lead to a firing. But according to this the
mother of a student in Jacksonville who was body slammed
by a teacher while playing musical chairs says that she
plans to file a lawsuit and press charges against all
those involved.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Joanna Milkin.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
She told the news agency that she retained legal counsel
after her daughter's sixteen year old Nyla, suffered a concussion
and Bruce Ribbs when a male teacher body slammed her
during the ground during a round of musical chairs at.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
A peth rally wrong with you, sir? He did it
in front of all the students too.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I mean everybody was horrified by the way, you know
what I mean, Like you just hear a gasp in
the crowd.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
It was just insane.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, it all of a sudden turned into a wrestling sorry,
picks up her entire body and like sue owes her
over his his leg.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah like and man like slammed her to the groundound.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Nyla and her mom.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
According to this the law firm says Nila and her mother, Joanna,
have hired us to conduct an investigation and what occurred
at the school from the video.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
This incident should not have occurred.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The teacher never should have put his hands on her
and taken her to the ground. She's been injured or
going to continue to work with the family and take
appropriate action. That's according to the attorney.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
This boy musical chairs. Musical chairs, not Monday Night raw.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Wow, Yeah, So there it is. That teacher is going
to be fired, right.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You got I wouldn't trust him with any sports, okay,
with any games.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And he's I.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Mean, maybe make him the wrestling coach. You know, let's
take the negative and make a DEPOSITI list the boys,
let's take the lemons and turn it into lemonade on
this one. You know what I mean, he might make
a quality wrestling coach.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
No contact with the girls.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Right in any cabatity there zero.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
We go lastly to the state of Florida that is
full of Florida man and Florida woman.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Brittany.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
As you know, our state has now turned to robot
rabbits to battle invasive Burmese pythons.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
We now have one hundred and twenty robot rabbits that
have been deployed as an experiment to lure these giant
and invasive snakes.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Now, I wonder are these are these robot rabbits? Are
they armed?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So that meaning that they lure the Burmese python? But
then when the python comes up, you know, the robot
rabbits like eyes just blazers zap the python to death.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I think you're watching too many movies friends, totally.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I'm going down like that.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We have the technology, Brittany, we can do this, they say.
Removing them is fairly simple. It's detection that is the key.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
They say.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
We have a really hard time finding them, very well
camouflaged out there, in the field as you know. Yeah,
the Water District and University of Florida researchers deployed one
hundred and twenty robot rabbits. They say that there was
an effort to use live rabbits. Oh no, oh, can't
do that. We're gonna lose some rabbits that way.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
They say.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
They look like a real rabbit. They're solar powered. They
could be switched on and off remotely. They're placed in
small pens monitored by video cameras and that sends out
a signal when a python is nearby. Each costs four
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I think that's worth it, though, I mean, this is
one of those where technology is actually helping. I don't
know the environment.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I don't know it's worth it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
This could go bad, Brittany, It's all I know. We
gotta be careful. We're walking the razor's edge on this one.
We're on a slippery slope, as they say.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But one hundred and fifty, one hundred and twenty it's
a lot. Whatever it is. Whoa, it's four hundred and
eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I don't know, sure it's high.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's millions. Britney maybe more right. We're gonna go broke
with these robot rabbits. We're really losing our shirt on
this thing. Somebody buy these things from us. Okay, we're
on the hook for or grand a rabbit. We got
one hundred and twenty of them. All we're doing is
touching snakes with these things for other things. Can we
rent these out for Easter? You know what I mean?
(07:08):
It's just some sort of function. Maybe we can make
them play music or something.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I don't know. I'm just spitballing here is off the
top of my head. Something. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta make
this way to recool.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
We got to recoup the losses on this one because
Florida is loosing its ass. All right, well, we'll do
this again every morning. It's seven thirty, nine thirty. Remember
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