August 21, 2024 • 8 mins
This Florida Man was so drunk that he crashed his riding lawn mower INTO a police car and then claimed the police poisoned him
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, it is time on iHeartRadio for us to
chase down Florida man and or Florida woman follow all
their exploits. And we do that every single day. In
this it's called WTF. That stands for what the floriddu
And unfortunately we go first to a Florida man. He
(00:27):
is actually on a couple fronts. Brittany. See, first of all,
this is a classic Florida man tail one to the ages.
A drunk Florida man crashed a riding lawnmower into a
police car and then he claimed that the police poisoned him.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You did this to me? You did this.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Let's get into it. A Florida man crashed his riding
lawnmower into a police vehicle while drunk. Now this happened
right before seven p wow. The officer was tending to
a matter inside of a business when he heard a
loud noise outside the business. So the officer walks outside
and that's when he saw Gary Wayne Anderson, sixty eight
(01:13):
years old, on a riding lawnmower with an attached trailer
and noticed that there was some damage to the police
car's bumper.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Now, Anderson said.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I did hit the vehicle, but it didn't cause any damage.
He also admitted to police right away that he was drunk,
so that was cool. Then he said he could not
complete any kind of field sobriety test. He was so drunk,
and his demeanor was ranging from laughing and having a
good time to instantly aggressive, so his emotions were all
(01:47):
over the place. Then he has to be taken to
a hospital because he said that the police poisoned him.
They later gave him a breathalyzer test. He had a
blood alcohol of point two four one, which is more
than three times the legal limit. He also had cocaine
in his system. Oh and as he was screaming profanities
(02:09):
at the police and racial slurs, he was accusing them
of putting the cocaine in his system.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You poisoned me with cocaine, is what he said.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, I mean, I wouldn't put it past them.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, exactly, I've seen it one hundred times. That's right.
He's been charged with driving under the influence. None of
that coke on him though it was in them, just
not on him, you know what I mean. We go
next to eight Florida woman Brittany. She got arrested for
(02:39):
attacking her sibling with ravioli.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Who hasn't had a ravioli fight with their siblings?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
There's not a person in this room that hasn't had
a ravioli fight with their sibling.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Britain, a real fight, A couple of them, Yeah fight.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
This twenty one year old woman was mad that her
sister wouldn't her.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Food that she brought home.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
She's like, hey, really, so she grabbed one of those
raviolis and she battered her sister with it.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I mean, I don't again, I feel like this is
just a sibling fight.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, don't see here, right, move on? Why were the police.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Cause yeah, Nakia Davis got mad at her sister after
the victim quote did not share her food and the Nikia,
according to this h she retaliated by throwing a plate
of ravioli at her sister. That was the whole plate, Brittany,
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So Nikia would have been better just sharing some.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Of her rabbio. Right, So nobody gets rali? No, all
on the floor. You know, you can't just it's not
a burger. No, that's not a five second rule.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, it's got it's too moist for you to you know,
pick up after five seconds, right, they say that she
was arrested and then the sister was released on her
own recognissance.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
But yeah, she there was.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Tomato, sauce and ravioli all over the place. Brittany officers
witnessed that, and also the ravioli all over the sister.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Man. Yeah, I'm mad at the sister for not sharing.
And the other one heavy handed, right heavy handed with
the ravioli plate.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Right, exactly, that's a spicy meat ball. Huh, this is
what that is or ravioli in this case. Ah. We
go lastly to a Florida man and I honestly had
no idea.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That you could even get arrested for this.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
This Florida man was arrested for impersonating a pizzeria, not
a police officer, impersonating a pizzeria. And I guess he
was arrested because the so called pizza that he was
delivering to people and selling was so disgusting that we
was like, you know what, we got to put this
man in jail. Right. According to this, the owner of
(04:51):
Roman's Pizzeria was arrested. He's fifty five years old, facing
a felony charge for a very bizarre impersonation scheme. I
left pizza customers getting a what they call a raw deal.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Brittany.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh, he ran an elaborate scheme to defraud people staying
in the hotels in Miami Springs. He pretended to be
a well known local pizza parlor. According to police, customers
who thought they were ordering pizza from Romans Pizzeria, We're
not getting it from Romans Pizzeria. Instead, they were getting
subpart pizza from Jose Martin Alvarez.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
The sound like to me, so they would call this business, right, so.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
They would call what they thought it was Roman's Pizzeria
Romans Pizzeria. I guess has a good reputation, and you
know whatever, Hey, yeah, we work with the hotels, you
know all that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hey, we'll bring up the pizza, right.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He wasn't even really Italian, He's just doing like a
fake accent. But yeah, they distributed fake pizza flyers to
the hotel rooms and advertising Romans Pizzeria was misleading people.
I don't even you know know how.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
This guy did it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
But hey, Suss Roman, who's the proprietor of the real
Romans Pizza Ria, who's been making pizza for four decades
in South Florida, says that mister Alvarez's pizza were quote bad, uncooked,
and sometimes they were sent in a box with a
piece of rog dough. Gross. That's the real crime, Brittany.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I mean, this is okay. There's just a lot of
work for a scam, because you know, you got to
get the You're still delivering a product. You're not like
just taking their money and then they never see the
pizza and gotcha, you.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Know, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You really were like, oh, got some product God supply.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Made pizza kind of you know, like you sort of
went to work at that. Why didn't just get a
job at a pizzaria, dude, yeah, or open your own
I don't know, get a small business loan.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I gotta think though that the owners of the real
Romans Pizza are like, we have not had delivery in
this neighborhood for years. Like what is going on every
other everywhere else all over you know Miami. We're uh,
we're getting delivery left and right, but not here. Don't
know why. It's because of Jose. Jose Man Man freaking Jose.
(07:11):
All right, Well they said no way, Jose, and they
took him to jail. We'll do this again because it's
a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, I mean for everybody
except for Jose. He's going to jail for impersonating a Pizzaiah.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
The people who got that pizza. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
By the way, I think you if you impersonate a pizzeria,
you should get more jail time than impersonating a police
officerge yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Where do I sign that position exactly?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We'll do this again every morning at seven thirty, nine thirty.
And yes, you can listen.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
To the podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
A bunch of episodes, over two hundred episodes between five
and seven minutes long, very bingeable, are free on iHeartRadio.
That free app right now, look for The Freak Show.
WTF the podcast. That's the Freak Show. WTF the podcast.
And even though Jose was stealing Roman's pizzas business and
(08:00):
making very very very subpar pizzas and putting them in
boxes for tourists, Brittany still way better than anything at
Pizza Riha.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Who know
All right, it is time on iHeartRadio for us to
chase down Florida man and or Florida woman follow all
their exploits. And we do that every single day. In
this it's called WTF. That stands for what the floriddu
And unfortunately we go first to a Florida man. He
(00:27):
is actually on a couple fronts. Brittany. See, first of all,
this is a classic Florida man tail one to the ages.
A drunk Florida man crashed a riding lawnmower into a
police car and then he claimed that the police poisoned him.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You did this to me? You did this.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Let's get into it. A Florida man crashed his riding
lawnmower into a police vehicle while drunk. Now this happened
right before seven p wow. The officer was tending to
a matter inside of a business when he heard a
loud noise outside the business. So the officer walks outside
and that's when he saw Gary Wayne Anderson, sixty eight
(01:13):
years old, on a riding lawnmower with an attached trailer
and noticed that there was some damage to the police
car's bumper.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Now, Anderson said.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I did hit the vehicle, but it didn't cause any damage.
He also admitted to police right away that he was drunk,
so that was cool. Then he said he could not
complete any kind of field sobriety test. He was so drunk,
and his demeanor was ranging from laughing and having a
good time to instantly aggressive, so his emotions were all
(01:47):
over the place. Then he has to be taken to
a hospital because he said that the police poisoned him.
They later gave him a breathalyzer test. He had a
blood alcohol of point two four one, which is more
than three times the legal limit. He also had cocaine
in his system. Oh and as he was screaming profanities
(02:09):
at the police and racial slurs, he was accusing them
of putting the cocaine in his system.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You poisoned me with cocaine, is what he said.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, I mean, I wouldn't put it past them.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, exactly, I've seen it one hundred times. That's right.
He's been charged with driving under the influence. None of
that coke on him though it was in them, just
not on him, you know what I mean. We go
next to eight Florida woman Brittany. She got arrested for
(02:39):
attacking her sibling with ravioli.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Who hasn't had a ravioli fight with their siblings?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
There's not a person in this room that hasn't had
a ravioli fight with their sibling.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Britain, a real fight, A couple of them, Yeah fight.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
This twenty one year old woman was mad that her
sister wouldn't her.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Food that she brought home.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
She's like, hey, really, so she grabbed one of those
raviolis and she battered her sister with it.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I mean, I don't again, I feel like this is
just a sibling fight.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, don't see here, right, move on? Why were the police.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Cause yeah, Nakia Davis got mad at her sister after
the victim quote did not share her food and the Nikia,
according to this h she retaliated by throwing a plate
of ravioli at her sister. That was the whole plate, Brittany,
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So Nikia would have been better just sharing some.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Of her rabbio. Right, So nobody gets rali? No, all
on the floor. You know, you can't just it's not
a burger. No, that's not a five second rule.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, it's got it's too moist for you to you know,
pick up after five seconds, right, they say that she
was arrested and then the sister was released on her
own recognissance.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
But yeah, she there was.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Tomato, sauce and ravioli all over the place. Brittany officers
witnessed that, and also the ravioli all over the sister.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Man. Yeah, I'm mad at the sister for not sharing.
And the other one heavy handed, right heavy handed with
the ravioli plate.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Right, exactly, that's a spicy meat ball. Huh, this is
what that is or ravioli in this case. Ah. We
go lastly to a Florida man and I honestly had
no idea.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That you could even get arrested for this.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
This Florida man was arrested for impersonating a pizzeria, not
a police officer, impersonating a pizzeria. And I guess he
was arrested because the so called pizza that he was
delivering to people and selling was so disgusting that we
was like, you know what, we got to put this
man in jail. Right. According to this, the owner of
(04:51):
Roman's Pizzeria was arrested. He's fifty five years old, facing
a felony charge for a very bizarre impersonation scheme. I
left pizza customers getting a what they call a raw deal.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Brittany.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh, he ran an elaborate scheme to defraud people staying
in the hotels in Miami Springs. He pretended to be
a well known local pizza parlor. According to police, customers
who thought they were ordering pizza from Romans Pizzeria, We're
not getting it from Romans Pizzeria. Instead, they were getting
subpart pizza from Jose Martin Alvarez.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
The sound like to me, so they would call this business, right, so.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
They would call what they thought it was Roman's Pizzeria
Romans Pizzeria. I guess has a good reputation, and you
know whatever, Hey, yeah, we work with the hotels, you
know all that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hey, we'll bring up the pizza, right.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
He wasn't even really Italian, He's just doing like a
fake accent. But yeah, they distributed fake pizza flyers to
the hotel rooms and advertising Romans Pizzeria was misleading people.
I don't even you know know how.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
This guy did it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
But hey, Suss Roman, who's the proprietor of the real
Romans Pizza Ria, who's been making pizza for four decades
in South Florida, says that mister Alvarez's pizza were quote bad, uncooked,
and sometimes they were sent in a box with a
piece of rog dough. Gross. That's the real crime, Brittany.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I mean, this is okay. There's just a lot of
work for a scam, because you know, you got to
get the You're still delivering a product. You're not like
just taking their money and then they never see the
pizza and gotcha, you.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Know, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You really were like, oh, got some product God supply.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Made pizza kind of you know, like you sort of
went to work at that. Why didn't just get a
job at a pizzaria, dude, yeah, or open your own
I don't know, get a small business loan.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I gotta think though that the owners of the real
Romans Pizza are like, we have not had delivery in
this neighborhood for years. Like what is going on every
other everywhere else all over you know Miami. We're uh,
we're getting delivery left and right, but not here. Don't
know why. It's because of Jose. Jose Man Man freaking Jose.
(07:11):
All right, Well they said no way, Jose, and they
took him to jail. We'll do this again because it's
a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, I mean for everybody
except for Jose. He's going to jail for impersonating a Pizzaiah.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
The people who got that pizza. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
By the way, I think you if you impersonate a pizzeria,
you should get more jail time than impersonating a police
officerge yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Where do I sign that position exactly?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We'll do this again every morning at seven thirty, nine thirty.
And yes, you can listen.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
To the podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
A bunch of episodes, over two hundred episodes between five
and seven minutes long, very bingeable, are free on iHeartRadio.
That free app right now, look for The Freak Show.
WTF the podcast. That's the Freak Show. WTF the podcast.
And even though Jose was stealing Roman's pizzas business and
(08:00):
making very very very subpar pizzas and putting them in
boxes for tourists, Brittany still way better than anything at
Pizza Riha.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Who know
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