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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, it is that time on ihearm radio where
we do have to chase down Florida man and or
Florida homeman follow all their exploits. We do that every
single day in this it's called WTF and that stands
for what the Florid dude? And we go first to
(00:25):
remember that Florida man. He was a fire Disney employee.
And then he hacked the menus at the food you
know places at the Disney parks. Yes, he added profanity
and he removed the allergen information from the menus. Yeah,
that guy's going to prison for three years now.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh my god. Well he did put a lot of
people's lives at risk and kids.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That is it. That is a classic example of fa
FO is what that is?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
And now we found out that's three year in prison.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Absolutely, yes, yes, it seems appropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, well maybe it should.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Be a little longer.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Test your assumptions and find out the results is a
nice way of putting what happened to this gentleman. A
former Disney employee, has now been sentenced to three years
in federal prison, pled guilty to accessing Walt Disney World's
computer system and tampering with the menus. Michael Schure forty
one years old. Saw Michael, he was forty one years old.
(01:35):
All right, Ah, he has to pay also six hundred
and eighty eight thousand dollars in restitution, that's right.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh no'll put me in prison forever. I'm not paying
that right recording, right.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I gotta stay here for housing and everything's taking care of.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, leave me here.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I can't imagine. I can't imagine. The guy that once
was the menu production manager for Walt Disney World in
Orlando has six hundred and eighty eight grand.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But oh well, they're going to garnish those wages.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You better start polishing, you o pennies Michael. Oh boy,
they got him from his conduct. That's why he got
fired from his conduct. And he's like, I'll show you misconduct.
And he tampered with the menu.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Accept it.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And they're like, all right, well we'll show you what
we do with misconduct. You're going to jail for three
years and US six hundred and eighty eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Don't mess with Disney.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Do not mess with Disney, dude, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wild?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
He described his actions as benign. No, they were not benign.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Now when he caused the allergies.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Right, Nope, he changed one menu item from cheesy grits
to cheesy something that rhymes with grits that we can't
say on the radio. Right, that was just one of
his little shenanigans.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Not near Mickey, not near Mickey Mouse. Uh, we go
next to a Florida man. We can't read, right, we
go next to a Florida man.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He's been indicted because he brought a small arsenal onto
a train.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh my god, what's an arsenal? Because I always think
an arsenal weapon.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
That's exactly what an arsenal is, Brittany, a whole bunch
of weapons up here, arsenal. Yeah, Florida man got on
board an Amtrak train with a whole bunch of ammunition,
multiple handguns, and an AR fifteen style rifle. Jerry Jeffrey Kennick,
thirty four, Fort Lauderdale is now guilty or charged with
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several things, including aggravated a lunatic. He's an aggravated assault,
possession of a weapon for unlawful purpose, causing or risking
widespread injury or damage. That's just some of the charge.
Now he's on a train with all these weapons. What
do you think is like the eighteen hundreds and bandits
are going to come up on horses with like bandanas
over their mouth and tell everybody to turn over their goods.
(04:01):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I was thinking he was gonna harm people on purpose,
like planning an attack or something.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Maybe. Yeah, he had a handgun. It was loaded the ar.
That thing had all kinds of ammunition in there, two
hundred and he had a like, like dozens of rounds
of ammunition.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
How did he get on the train?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
They don't check.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
They don't really check you like that on a train.
They're like, Wow, we're just glad that anybody's riding this thing.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, I guess so he bought a ticket.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
He did, bought a ticket, take the ride?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
No? Yeah, lock him up forever, forever in a day.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I don't trust his decision.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, no, poor decision making on this man's part. We
go lastly to a Florida man and a Florida woman.
This is a Florida couple, Brittany. They tried fleeing a
drug bust on an electric scooter.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Why do I feel like?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I just see hers behind him right on it.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And looking back with her flip flop legs just you know,
like dangling off the back of the scooter as he's
you know, trying to get away from cops. Ah thirty
four year old Nicole worked. Nicole and her brother were
fleeing from a drug bust involving Wirt's boyfriend, thirty five
(05:27):
year old James Burgess. Police found a trafficking amount of drugs,
including fentanyl, cocaine, and all kinds of other stuff in
his car. So according to this MSUs Wort and her
brother are like oh, and they quickly got on the scooter. Unfortunately,
they also quickly fell from the scooter. They were arrested.
(05:54):
The brother has not been charged, but Nicole charged all
kinds of drug offenses. Flee and sleep on a scooter
the best so mad, I love how it was. They
both quickly fell off.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It was like.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Almost instant failure.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Just as soon as they go to ride up, just
dump its knees aw screen right, she's going to the
joe with road rash now just she lost one of
them flip flops. Oh no, we'll do this again. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
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I'll tell you, Brandy. You know what they always say.
You know, the couple that deals drugs together stays together.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh yeah,