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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, it is time on iHeartRadio for us to
chase down Florida man and Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We follow all.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Their exploits daily in this it's called WTF that stands
for what the Florida duh? And we go first Brittany
to a Florida man and he was on his way
to court, on his way to court because he had
(00:31):
a speeding ticket. Brittany, Actually it wasn't just speeding ticket.
It was like felony speeding that he was involved in.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
How much was he going over? He was going pretty fast,
but he was pulled over on his way to court
for speeding.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And guess what he was pulled over for, Brittany, what
speeding board?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
He was gonna stop after, you know, like yeah, after
he went to court. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
But the good news is is that this time when
he was speeding, he was doing like eighty five and
a forty five. Uh, he had an unrestrained toddler in
the car.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So that's the good news. Under the jail, right under
the jail. Right, you'll do this again. Oh yeah, he
had a court date for speeding again, charged with reckless driving. Unbelievable.
This five is different when you're on the interstate. Right.
You know, I can understand someone going one hundred, right
(01:31):
do I don't be doing any where?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You're just swerving lane the lane, blah blah, you know,
and don't do it with an unrestrained toddler in the car.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, no, no, don't do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Now this guy eighty five and a forty five wild
unrestrained toddler reckless.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh yeah, besides the toddler even being in there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So now he's got another upcoming court date, Brittany, you know,
this time for two speeding and one also endangering a
child and you know, being an idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That should be the death panel.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh yeah, it really should endangering a child. Well guess what,
because now guess what this kid is going to grow into, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Florida boy.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, he's gonna grow into Florida boy. In this Florida
boy was arrested after he stole a car.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And took it on a joy ride.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, fifteen, that's right, it was CARDD he steal. Well,
listen to this, this is crazy. The Sheriff's department in
Marion County say that a teen is now facing charges
after his father turned him in for stealing a car.
The fifteen year old boy's father saw pictures that his
(02:39):
son posted.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Online and he turned the kid in good.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, according to this, the teen is accused of going
on a joy ride in a stolen car January twenty second.
They found it parked outside. It was parts outside of
a high school. Jepany's found the car abandoned a few
minutes away. And yeah, according to this, the teen posted
pictures of him in the joy ride, you know, videos
and pictures with him joy riding in his car, and
(03:03):
his dad's like, he doesn't have a car, he's fifteen
years old.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I'm turning this kid into the police. That's a stolen car, obviously.
Well that's good parenting. That is good parenting, very good parenting.
I also question why the kid did that in the
first place. Not good parenting, right, Like, are we only
reacting here right?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Very reactionary parent I see, not a preventative one anyway.
I hope somebody could have prevented this, but unfortunately it
turned out badly. A Florida man was arrested for balooney battery.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Brittany baloney battery in somebody with some blooney. Hopefully it
wasn't first.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh, my gosh, it was a boloney sandwich battery. Equivious
Chandler is his name. Twenty nine years old. He is
a former convicted felon that's noted here. He was arrested
following a confrontation with his stepfather. According to this, the
man was using his place station five. His stepfather was
using Oquavius his PlayStation five. Oquavius didn't like that, and
(04:05):
so he decided to hit his stepdad with a bolooney sandwich.
Yeah that's a soft sandwich, So that's no need to
call the police over right, is it his step son?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Right? Yeah, you're a douche.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
He became aggressive and started yelling at the stepdad. The victim,
sixty two years old, said that while he was being
yelled at, Oquavius threw a bolooney sandwich at him and
then ultimately that hit him in the in the chest.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well, why is he playing his step son's PlayStation?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It turns out that I was wrong about that. He
wasn't playing with The argument wasn't over the stepdad playing
with the PlayStation. I guess Aquavius was playing with the PlayStation. Huh,
and he plays with it too loud. So the stepdad
took it away. But again, he's a twenty nine year
old man, still living at home with his mom and stepdad.
What twenty nine, twenty nine living at home with mom
(04:55):
and stepdad and stepdad is like, you're playing that dang
old PlayStation too loud and I'm gonna take it out
of your room, which he did, and Aquavius didn't like that,
so he threw a bolooney sandwich.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
At his stepdad. This entire time, I was picturing a
thirteen fourteen year old No, no, I'm back on the
stepdad's side. Yeah, call the police under the jail.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Equavius, who's on probation also by the way, uh, you know,
apparently involved in this boloney sandwich attack that got him
in further trouble. This is a misdemeanor, Brittany, Yeah, a misdemeanor.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You know. It's an assault if you throw water on someone,
it is.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, it's also an AsSalt if you spit on somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh well that for sure. I didn't know about water though,
but I mean right, yeah, that's an act of violet.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Now I'll tell you this spit on me, and good
luck getting arrested, because there'll be nothing left to arrest
by then, I'll just tell you that no way, no way.
Well that was a lot of fun, wasn't mean?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It was. I mean for everybody except for this stepdad.
He got hitting the chest with the boloney sandwich. Probably
had mustard on it. Brittany mustard on his shirt. We'll
do it again every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty.
All of this and many many more of these can
be found for free on the free iHeartRadio app. All
you have to do is get the app and look
(06:13):
forward The Freak Show, WTF the podcast. That's the Freak Show,
WTF the podcast and Brittany who.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Guy his bologney had a first name? What was it?
I don't know. I don't know how to spell equibus
All right, it is time on iHeartRadio for us to
chase down Florida man and Florida woman.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We follow all.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Their exploits daily in this it's called WTF that stands
for what the Florida duh? And we go first Brittany
to a Florida man and he was on his way
to court, on his way to court because he had
(00:31):
a speeding ticket. Brittany, Actually it wasn't just speeding ticket.
It was like felony speeding that he was involved in.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
How much was he going over? He was going pretty fast,
but he was pulled over on his way to court
for speeding.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And guess what he was pulled over for, Brittany, what
speeding board?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
He was gonna stop after, you know, like yeah, after
he went to court. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
But the good news is is that this time when
he was speeding, he was doing like eighty five and
a forty five. Uh, he had an unrestrained toddler in
the car.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So that's the good news. Under the jail, right under
the jail. Right, you'll do this again. Oh yeah, he
had a court date for speeding again, charged with reckless driving. Unbelievable.
This five is different when you're on the interstate. Right.
You know, I can understand someone going one hundred, right
(01:31):
do I don't be doing any where?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You're just swerving lane the lane, blah blah, you know,
and don't do it with an unrestrained toddler in the car.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, no, no, don't do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Now this guy eighty five and a forty five wild
unrestrained toddler reckless.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh yeah, besides the toddler even being in there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So now he's got another upcoming court date, Brittany, you know,
this time for two speeding and one also endangering a
child and you know, being an idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That should be the death panel.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh yeah, it really should endangering a child. Well guess what,
because now guess what this kid is going to grow into, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Florida boy.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, he's gonna grow into Florida boy. In this Florida
boy was arrested after he stole a car.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
And took it on a joy ride.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, fifteen, that's right, it was CARDD he steal. Well,
listen to this, this is crazy. The Sheriff's department in
Marion County say that a teen is now facing charges
after his father turned him in for stealing a car.
The fifteen year old boy's father saw pictures that his
(02:39):
son posted.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Online and he turned the kid in good.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, according to this, the teen is accused of going
on a joy ride in a stolen car January twenty second.
They found it parked outside. It was parts outside of
a high school. Jepany's found the car abandoned a few
minutes away. And yeah, according to this, the teen posted
pictures of him in the joy ride, you know, videos
and pictures with him joy riding in his car, and
(03:03):
his dad's like, he doesn't have a car, he's fifteen
years old.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I'm turning this kid into the police. That's a stolen car, obviously.
Well that's good parenting. That is good parenting, very good parenting.
I also question why the kid did that in the
first place. Not good parenting, right, Like, are we only
reacting here right?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Very reactionary parent I see, not a preventative one anyway.
I hope somebody could have prevented this, but unfortunately it
turned out badly. A Florida man was arrested for balooney battery.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Brittany baloney battery in somebody with some blooney. Hopefully it
wasn't first.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh, my gosh, it was a boloney sandwich battery. Equivious
Chandler is his name. Twenty nine years old. He is
a former convicted felon that's noted here. He was arrested
following a confrontation with his stepfather. According to this, the
man was using his place station five. His stepfather was
using Oquavius his PlayStation five. Oquavius didn't like that, and
(04:05):
so he decided to hit his stepdad with a bolooney sandwich.
Yeah that's a soft sandwich, So that's no need to
call the police over right, is it his step son?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Right? Yeah, you're a douche.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
He became aggressive and started yelling at the stepdad. The victim,
sixty two years old, said that while he was being
yelled at, Oquavius threw a bolooney sandwich at him and
then ultimately that hit him in the in the chest.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well, why is he playing his step son's PlayStation?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It turns out that I was wrong about that. He
wasn't playing with The argument wasn't over the stepdad playing
with the PlayStation. I guess Aquavius was playing with the PlayStation. Huh,
and he plays with it too loud. So the stepdad
took it away. But again, he's a twenty nine year
old man, still living at home with his mom and stepdad.
What twenty nine, twenty nine living at home with mom
(04:55):
and stepdad and stepdad is like, you're playing that dang
old PlayStation too loud and I'm gonna take it out
of your room, which he did, and Aquavius didn't like that,
so he threw a bolooney sandwich.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
At his stepdad. This entire time, I was picturing a
thirteen fourteen year old No, no, I'm back on the
stepdad's side. Yeah, call the police under the jail.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Equavius, who's on probation also by the way, uh, you know,
apparently involved in this boloney sandwich attack that got him
in further trouble. This is a misdemeanor, Brittany, Yeah, a misdemeanor.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You know. It's an assault if you throw water on someone,
it is.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, it's also an AsSalt if you spit on somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh well that for sure. I didn't know about water though,
but I mean right, yeah, that's an act of violet.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Now I'll tell you this spit on me, and good
luck getting arrested, because there'll be nothing left to arrest
by then, I'll just tell you that no way, no way.
Well that was a lot of fun, wasn't mean?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It was. I mean for everybody except for this stepdad.
He got hitting the chest with the boloney sandwich. Probably
had mustard on it. Brittany mustard on his shirt. We'll
do it again every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty.
All of this and many many more of these can
be found for free on the free iHeartRadio app. All
you have to do is get the app and look
(06:13):
forward The Freak Show, WTF the podcast. That's the Freak Show,
WTF the podcast and Brittany who.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Guy his bologney had a first name? What was it?
I don't know. I don't know how to spell equibus
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