June 3, 2025 • 6 mins
Not Captain Kirk! No, no it was not and I'll tell you another thing, Captain Picard would never do this
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Right here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman follow
all their exploits.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We do that every day in this It's called WTS
that stands for what the Flora It No? And we
go first to a Florida woman, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
A confrontation over what is called window watching led to
the arrest of a woman on battery charges and burglary
here in the state of Florida. Brittany, how did we
get here? Yes, well, a Florida woman was arrested on
felony charges following this altercation with her neighbor that turned violent. Now,
(00:48):
the incident started outside of an apartment complex. This is
where Donna Glassman, sixty four approached the victim, who is
a seventy two year old female.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now, the seventy two.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Year old woman was sitting in her car, which was
part and that is when Donna came up and started
a verbal dispute.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Then it turned physical.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
According to this, the victim told police that she was
sitting inside her car and I guess Donna came pacing
through you know, neighbor's window. She was pacing and looking
through neighbor's windows. So this woman in the car said, hey,
what are you doing looking through people's windows like that?
Donna came up to the car, gave her the finger
(01:34):
and started shouting profanities. That's when Donna reached inside the
vehicle and punched the woman in the neck.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
No, no, got you met, Donna gets too closed.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That was your problem.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And then Donna went in again and started pinching and
twisting the skin on her arm.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, not pinching and twisty.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Pinching and twisty. You know what that does to a
seventy two year old. You might as well take that
arm off. She had to be released on a fifteen
hundred dollars bond. Donna did. Donna got arrested. She got
a big smile on her face too, said yeah, I'll
pinch and twist.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That arm again.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, yeah, that woman, the victim, I mean, she was
pretty defenseless, you gotta know. Yeah, so confront the right
crazy person looking in the window.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, if you see a woman pacing and looking at windows,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You leave her alone, You call the cops, make a
phone call. You don't oh, you don't want you to
get hurt.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm glad you brought that up, Brittany. A phone call
that ties right into the next story. As a matter
of fact, Brittany, the next two stories have a common theme.
Let's see if you can guess what it is. Okay,
speaking of phone calls, here we go. A Florida man
made a random FaceTime call to strangers.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Did it multiple by the way, not just one? It
was multiple people.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He would make random FaceTime calls to strangers, not people
he knows while he was playing with himself.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Nope, yeah, put him down, Yeah, put him down, thirty.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Five years old, thirty five he'd be nude, and then
he would FaceTime people that he doesn't know, and you know,
they would get the surprise of their life when they
answered this call, this video call.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh, this makes me so angry.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Adam Smith has been charged with indecent exposure, exposure of
his organs, and also obscene communication and connection with these
three FaceTime video calls that he made.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Three. They always pryda.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Sometimes I cover it up a little bit, like, oh,
it's his organs. No, No, those were not his organs, right,
those were his genitals.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right, exactly right. The only kind of organ I know of.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is in church exactly, that's right, and this man needs one,
not an organ a church about the church.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, actually it's gonna bother those other church people. It's
gonna be whooping off right there in church. Nobody wants to.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You know, he would, you know he would, He'll FaceTime you.
He'll definitely do this in turn right right, weirdo.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
We go lastly, now again, try to pick out the
common theme we go. You know, we had that one
guy he's like whooping off in front of strangers on Facebook,
right FaceTime rather and now we got this guy, Hey,
Florida man, he was caught whooping off and he told
police that he's Captain Kirk from Star Trek. Yeah, that
(04:31):
one's my favorite. A Florida man. He was whooping off
at a bus stop. At a bus stop, he told
police that he was James Tiberius Kirk, Captain James Tiberius
Kirk from the USS Enterprise.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Officers got a report of a man that was whooping
off at a bus stop in clear Water. So that's
when they showed up, because you know, they're hired to
do that sort of thing. Unfortunately, the arrest report said
that it was obvious that the man was definitely.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Whooping off right there, there was another man that was there. Now.
He told police that he was just scratching himself.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Brittany, Yes, I was just scratching an itch down there, really,
And then the police said, what's your name, sir, and
he said, my name is Captain James Tiberius Kirk, obviously
the name of William Shatner's character on Star Trek and
subsequent movies, etc. But anyway, it turned out the man
was not Captain James T. Kirk, nor was he an
(05:26):
admiral with Starfleet or a captain on the Enterprise. His
actual name is James Bundrick and he's fifty six years old.
He's been charged with whooping off and also giving cops
a fake name.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah. Well that was a lot of fun, wasn't it.
Is it?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I mean, exposing himself is having a bad time a
bad day, right.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's fun for everybody except for those people at that
bus stop. They were terrified by what Captain Kirk was doing. Well,
we'll do this again every morning at seven thirty, nine
thirty and so well, Captain James T.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Kirk, I'll tell you that right on time for his bus.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Listen to the podcast It's Freak It's on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Look for the Freak Show.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
WTF the podcast that's the Freak Show, w TF the podcast.
I'll tell you one thing right now, Brittany what Captain
Picard would never do this sort of thing.
Right here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman follow
all their exploits.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
We do that every day in this It's called WTS
that stands for what the Flora It No? And we
go first to a Florida woman, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
A confrontation over what is called window watching led to
the arrest of a woman on battery charges and burglary
here in the state of Florida. Brittany, how did we
get here? Yes, well, a Florida woman was arrested on
felony charges following this altercation with her neighbor that turned violent. Now,
(00:48):
the incident started outside of an apartment complex. This is
where Donna Glassman, sixty four approached the victim, who is
a seventy two year old female.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now, the seventy two.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Year old woman was sitting in her car, which was
part and that is when Donna came up and started
a verbal dispute.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Then it turned physical.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
According to this, the victim told police that she was
sitting inside her car and I guess Donna came pacing
through you know, neighbor's window. She was pacing and looking
through neighbor's windows. So this woman in the car said, hey,
what are you doing looking through people's windows like that?
Donna came up to the car, gave her the finger
(01:34):
and started shouting profanities. That's when Donna reached inside the
vehicle and punched the woman in the neck.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
No, no, got you met, Donna gets too closed.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That was your problem.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And then Donna went in again and started pinching and
twisting the skin on her arm.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, not pinching and twisty.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Pinching and twisty. You know what that does to a
seventy two year old. You might as well take that
arm off. She had to be released on a fifteen
hundred dollars bond. Donna did. Donna got arrested. She got
a big smile on her face too, said yeah, I'll
pinch and twist.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That arm again.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, yeah, that woman, the victim, I mean, she was
pretty defenseless, you gotta know. Yeah, so confront the right
crazy person looking in the window.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, if you see a woman pacing and looking at windows,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You leave her alone, You call the cops, make a
phone call. You don't oh, you don't want you to
get hurt.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm glad you brought that up, Brittany. A phone call
that ties right into the next story. As a matter
of fact, Brittany, the next two stories have a common theme.
Let's see if you can guess what it is. Okay,
speaking of phone calls, here we go. A Florida man
made a random FaceTime call to strangers.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Did it multiple by the way, not just one? It
was multiple people.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
He would make random FaceTime calls to strangers, not people
he knows while he was playing with himself.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Nope, yeah, put him down, Yeah, put him down, thirty.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Five years old, thirty five he'd be nude, and then
he would FaceTime people that he doesn't know, and you know,
they would get the surprise of their life when they
answered this call, this video call.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh, this makes me so angry.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Adam Smith has been charged with indecent exposure, exposure of
his organs, and also obscene communication and connection with these
three FaceTime video calls that he made.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Three. They always pryda.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Sometimes I cover it up a little bit, like, oh,
it's his organs. No, No, those were not his organs, right,
those were his genitals.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right, exactly right. The only kind of organ I know of.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is in church exactly, that's right, and this man needs one,
not an organ a church about the church.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, actually it's gonna bother those other church people. It's
gonna be whooping off right there in church. Nobody wants to.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You know, he would, you know he would, He'll FaceTime you.
He'll definitely do this in turn right right, weirdo.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
We go lastly, now again, try to pick out the
common theme we go. You know, we had that one
guy he's like whooping off in front of strangers on Facebook,
right FaceTime rather and now we got this guy, Hey,
Florida man, he was caught whooping off and he told
police that he's Captain Kirk from Star Trek. Yeah, that
(04:31):
one's my favorite. A Florida man. He was whooping off
at a bus stop. At a bus stop, he told
police that he was James Tiberius Kirk, Captain James Tiberius
Kirk from the USS Enterprise.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Officers got a report of a man that was whooping
off at a bus stop in clear Water. So that's
when they showed up, because you know, they're hired to
do that sort of thing. Unfortunately, the arrest report said
that it was obvious that the man was definitely.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Whooping off right there, there was another man that was there. Now.
He told police that he was just scratching himself.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Brittany, Yes, I was just scratching an itch down there, really,
And then the police said, what's your name, sir, and
he said, my name is Captain James Tiberius Kirk, obviously
the name of William Shatner's character on Star Trek and
subsequent movies, etc. But anyway, it turned out the man
was not Captain James T. Kirk, nor was he an
(05:26):
admiral with Starfleet or a captain on the Enterprise. His
actual name is James Bundrick and he's fifty six years old.
He's been charged with whooping off and also giving cops
a fake name.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah. Well that was a lot of fun, wasn't it.
Is it?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I mean, exposing himself is having a bad time a
bad day, right.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's fun for everybody except for those people at that
bus stop. They were terrified by what Captain Kirk was doing. Well,
we'll do this again every morning at seven thirty, nine
thirty and so well, Captain James T.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Kirk, I'll tell you that right on time for his bus.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Listen to the podcast It's Freak It's on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Look for the Freak Show.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
WTF the podcast that's the Freak Show, w TF the podcast.
I'll tell you one thing right now, Brittany what Captain
Picard would never do this sort of thing.
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