October 16, 2024 • 8 mins
I know it's a lot to take in...a Florida Man wearing a bull onesie, trying to burn his ex's house down and using pasta sauce to try to get the job done is a lot, but give it a listen and we'll get through it!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman follow
all their exploits. We do that every single day in
this It is called WTF and that stands.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
For what the Florid.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We go first to some actual good news for a
change in this segment, Brittany oh Pi. Yeah, remember that
right before or during Hurricane Milton. You know, like about
a week ago, we had heard the story about somebody
that had tied a dog up to a post and
(00:45):
left it on the side of I seventy five in
chest deep water while Hurricane Milton was just barreling down
onto Florida. That person, obviously a giant scumbag, just left
a dog to die out there. Was found by Florida
Highway Patrol. They renamed the dog that looks like Spuds McKenzie.
They renamed him Trooper right.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh yeah, because it was a Trooper that saved him. Right.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, they found the a hole that left him there.
Twenty yeah, twenty three year old Giovanni Garcia was the
one that left him there.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Now, you might.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Say to yourself, how did they track down Giovanni? Was
it tipped from the public. You know, somebody recognized the
dog and turned him in. No Giovanni, who again left
the dog tied to a post on the side of
I seventy five to die during a hurricane, wound up
in an animal shelter two days later looking for his dog.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh no, no, sir, you can't own dogs anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No no, And they obviously, being animal lovers, you know,
they caught wind of the story. Everybody did. I mean
we heard about it. Everybody heard about it.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, ken't a.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Dog behind and tied up, tied up.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It was stuck in the water, the poor doggie. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
By the way, good news more, Trooper is being adopted,
So that is good news. Yes, hopefully by somebody that
won't leave him on the side of the road when
a hurricane's comeing to time, I see him tied up
again on the next hurricane.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I mean, like, Trooper, clearly, now it's your fault.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'd be like, wait over, Yeah, it's starting to seem
like you're the problem.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're kind of toxic the drama.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Wow, not Trooper being the drama. We go next, Brittany
to a very unlikely story. If you're in any other
state other than Florida. But here it just works of Florida.
Man pointed a flamethrower at police.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
He just where do you get a flamethrower?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Debay, yeah, flamethrower dot com? I don't know, you know,
where do you get this? Where do you get this?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
The police is wild, the police bullets? What else did
you do with that? That's it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Joseph Morton is thirty nine years old. He was arrested
and yeah, you heard me, arrested, not shot and killed
by police for pointing a flamethrower at them. No, Joseph
was arrested and he was charged with one count of
aggravated assault with the deadly weapon on law enforcement and
also one count of resisting. The Port Saint Lucy Police
(03:33):
Department responded to a report of an explosion and there
was smoke and when the officers got there, that's when
they found Joseph. He was yelling at police from his backyard.
Then Joseph came out armed with a flame thrower. He
came to the front yard where the police were. Now
the police department said they told him to drop the
(03:53):
flamethrower at gunpoint, but he refused. Now, he continued to
approach the police officer. He pointed the flamethrower at like
right at the police. There was another officer that was
close enough grabbed the flamethrower out of Joseph's hands, and
he didn't stop there. They had to taste him.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's right. They were able to secure him to flamethrower.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, it would have been bullet to flamethrower from a distance,
you know. But it's a good thing that he didn't
have that flame throw in his hand because imagine if
he still had the flamethrower and then they hit the
taser and it misses and it hits the flamethrower instead
of Joseph. Gaboo, Now you got another explosion to deal with. Yeah,
this time it's raining Joseph all over his neighborhood. Yeah,
(04:45):
ill right, nobody wants that on them. We go next
and lastly to a Florida man. He was dressed in
a bull onesie that already says a lot, and then
he tried to burn down his ex's house with pasta sauce. Okay,
(05:05):
along back doesn't know how to cook, because the pasta
sauce is not gonna catch on fire. It's not flammable. Yeah,
a guy dressed in a bull onesie. And here's the
best part, Brittany and his accomplice. That means that he
found one of his douchebag friends to go along with
him and go, Hey, we're gonna burn down my ex's
house with some pasta sauce and I'm gonna be dressing
a bull onesie while it's going on. You cool with that?
(05:26):
And the buddy's like, yeah, let's ride, I know.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And the thought that went into this, like gotta go
buy a bull costume.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, gotta go to the grocery store pick up some
ragou sauce.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And it was ragu specifically Brittany for whatever reason. Derek
Irving is thirty six years old. He and his buddy,
John Silva thirty eight, were caught. They were red handed
by police, literally because they probably still had some of
the pasta sauce on their hand. But the men they
tried to not only Brittany did they try to burn
down his ex's house while he's wearing a bull onesie
(05:59):
with pasta sauce. He also they also tried stealing her TV.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh no, him robbing her on.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
His way out, that's right, Oh, No, the security system
went off and that is what alerted police and the
resident and everybody else what was going on of the
motion and the commotion going on inside this house.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And when police officers arrived at the scene, the two
were still there. They were trying to run away, but
you don't get fired a bull costume and your buddy
running right behind you in toe.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
So they were both nabbed. Both the rest did. And
now you've got to go to jail in a bull onesie.
Stay there.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, that's it. I hope he wears that to his
first court appearance. They just wearing a bull onesie. Well
that was a lot of fun, wasn't it. Yeah, it
was for everybody except the girlfriend or ex girlfriend who
now has pasta sauce all over her kitchen. I mean
that boiled over and it just started spattering and sputtering everywhere. Brittany,
(07:05):
it's gonna take her a week to clean that. Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
But we will do this.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Again every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember,
you can listen to all this in podcast form whether
you like it or not. You can find it on
iHeartRadio for free. Check for The Freak Show WTF the
podcast that's The Freak Show. W TF. The podcast very bingeable.
All the episodes are between five and seven minutes long.
(07:31):
There's over two hundred of them there.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's great. And I'll tell you one thing.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Brittany trying to set his ex's house on fire with
pasta sauce.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
It's a good thing that this man is stupid. The
Freak Show on one, five five
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman follow
all their exploits. We do that every single day in
this It is called WTF and that stands.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
For what the Florid.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We go first to some actual good news for a
change in this segment, Brittany oh Pi. Yeah, remember that
right before or during Hurricane Milton. You know, like about
a week ago, we had heard the story about somebody
that had tied a dog up to a post and
(00:45):
left it on the side of I seventy five in
chest deep water while Hurricane Milton was just barreling down
onto Florida. That person, obviously a giant scumbag, just left
a dog to die out there. Was found by Florida
Highway Patrol. They renamed the dog that looks like Spuds McKenzie.
They renamed him Trooper right.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh yeah, because it was a Trooper that saved him. Right.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, they found the a hole that left him there.
Twenty yeah, twenty three year old Giovanni Garcia was the
one that left him there.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Now, you might.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Say to yourself, how did they track down Giovanni? Was
it tipped from the public. You know, somebody recognized the
dog and turned him in. No Giovanni, who again left
the dog tied to a post on the side of
I seventy five to die during a hurricane, wound up
in an animal shelter two days later looking for his dog.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh no, no, sir, you can't own dogs anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
No no, And they obviously, being animal lovers, you know,
they caught wind of the story. Everybody did. I mean
we heard about it. Everybody heard about it.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, ken't a.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Dog behind and tied up, tied up.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It was stuck in the water, the poor doggie. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
By the way, good news more, Trooper is being adopted,
So that is good news. Yes, hopefully by somebody that
won't leave him on the side of the road when
a hurricane's comeing to time, I see him tied up
again on the next hurricane.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I mean, like, Trooper, clearly, now it's your fault.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'd be like, wait over, Yeah, it's starting to seem
like you're the problem.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're kind of toxic the drama.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Wow, not Trooper being the drama. We go next, Brittany
to a very unlikely story. If you're in any other
state other than Florida. But here it just works of Florida.
Man pointed a flamethrower at police.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
He just where do you get a flamethrower?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Debay, yeah, flamethrower dot com? I don't know, you know,
where do you get this? Where do you get this?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
The police is wild, the police bullets? What else did
you do with that? That's it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Joseph Morton is thirty nine years old. He was arrested
and yeah, you heard me, arrested, not shot and killed
by police for pointing a flamethrower at them. No, Joseph
was arrested and he was charged with one count of
aggravated assault with the deadly weapon on law enforcement and
also one count of resisting. The Port Saint Lucy Police
(03:33):
Department responded to a report of an explosion and there
was smoke and when the officers got there, that's when
they found Joseph. He was yelling at police from his backyard.
Then Joseph came out armed with a flame thrower. He
came to the front yard where the police were. Now
the police department said they told him to drop the
(03:53):
flamethrower at gunpoint, but he refused. Now, he continued to
approach the police officer. He pointed the flamethrower at like
right at the police. There was another officer that was
close enough grabbed the flamethrower out of Joseph's hands, and
he didn't stop there. They had to taste him.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's right. They were able to secure him to flamethrower.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, it would have been bullet to flamethrower from a distance,
you know. But it's a good thing that he didn't
have that flame throw in his hand because imagine if
he still had the flamethrower and then they hit the
taser and it misses and it hits the flamethrower instead
of Joseph. Gaboo, Now you got another explosion to deal with. Yeah,
this time it's raining Joseph all over his neighborhood. Yeah,
(04:45):
ill right, nobody wants that on them. We go next
and lastly to a Florida man. He was dressed in
a bull onesie that already says a lot, and then
he tried to burn down his ex's house with pasta sauce. Okay,
(05:05):
along back doesn't know how to cook, because the pasta
sauce is not gonna catch on fire. It's not flammable. Yeah,
a guy dressed in a bull onesie. And here's the
best part, Brittany and his accomplice. That means that he
found one of his douchebag friends to go along with
him and go, Hey, we're gonna burn down my ex's
house with some pasta sauce and I'm gonna be dressing
a bull onesie while it's going on. You cool with that?
(05:26):
And the buddy's like, yeah, let's ride, I know.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And the thought that went into this, like gotta go
buy a bull costume.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, gotta go to the grocery store pick up some
ragou sauce.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And it was ragu specifically Brittany for whatever reason. Derek
Irving is thirty six years old. He and his buddy,
John Silva thirty eight, were caught. They were red handed
by police, literally because they probably still had some of
the pasta sauce on their hand. But the men they
tried to not only Brittany did they try to burn
down his ex's house while he's wearing a bull onesie
(05:59):
with pasta sauce. He also they also tried stealing her TV.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh no, him robbing her on.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
His way out, that's right, Oh, No, the security system
went off and that is what alerted police and the
resident and everybody else what was going on of the
motion and the commotion going on inside this house.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And when police officers arrived at the scene, the two
were still there. They were trying to run away, but
you don't get fired a bull costume and your buddy
running right behind you in toe.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
So they were both nabbed. Both the rest did. And
now you've got to go to jail in a bull onesie.
Stay there.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, that's it. I hope he wears that to his
first court appearance. They just wearing a bull onesie. Well
that was a lot of fun, wasn't it. Yeah, it
was for everybody except the girlfriend or ex girlfriend who
now has pasta sauce all over her kitchen. I mean
that boiled over and it just started spattering and sputtering everywhere. Brittany,
(07:05):
it's gonna take her a week to clean that. Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
But we will do this.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Again every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember,
you can listen to all this in podcast form whether
you like it or not. You can find it on
iHeartRadio for free. Check for The Freak Show WTF the
podcast that's The Freak Show. W TF. The podcast very bingeable.
All the episodes are between five and seven minutes long.
(07:31):
There's over two hundred of them there.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's great. And I'll tell you one thing.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Brittany trying to set his ex's house on fire with
pasta sauce.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
It's a good thing that this man is stupid. The
Freak Show on one, five five
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