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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yes, here we go in his time on iHeartRadio, where
we are going to chase down Florida man and Florida
woman and follow all of their exploits. We do that
every single day in this it's called WTF and that
stands for what the Florida and we go for Brittany
(00:23):
to a Florida man. Yep, this Florida man is now
guilty of impersonating a police officer. He's done that before
and guess what, he got caught doing it again.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No, they let him keep the Amazon uniform.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
As a matter of fact, he has been arrested now
three times for impersonating a police officer.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You're done, You're done. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
An Orange County, Florida man was arrested in accused of
impersonating a police officer.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
He was trying to pull over another vehicle.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, he's been to prison already twice for doing the
same thing. So Albert Dolan sixty, First of all, dude,
you're sixty years old. You should have aged out of
the police department.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
A long time ago. That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Do your twenty and get the hell out man. Anyway,
according to this Albert, he was following a vehicle and
he had lights flashing, you know, look like a police car.
Looked like an unmarked police car at that. So the
guy pulled over along the side of the road. Dolan
approached the victim on the driver's side asked for his license.
When the driver said, why am I being pulled over,
(01:37):
he was told he was speeding. Now, according to this,
the victim said that mister Dolan refused to show any
kind of id or badge and then just let him go.
The driver called ninety one to one and provided mister
Dolan's license plate number. And that's when they're like Albert again.
Here we go, here's Albert trying to play cop again.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They knew who he was. Albert, Albert.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
He has a history of buying former police vehicles, the
lights and the sirens and everything else. He's been accused
of doing this a couple times already.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Don't block his IP address.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You know, real, right, Albert, You're not allowed to spend
money anymore. Dude, you do nothing but buy old police
cars and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I I don't like Albert. No very unsafe. Albert is unsafe.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
We go next to eight Florida woman Brittany, You might
remember this because this is an update.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Florida woman.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
She held a party at her house for over a
hundred high school students, remember that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I do.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
There was booze, there was blunts, There was all kinds
of underage what not going on. There was one kid
that was found passed out and puking in the lawn.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I mean, it was a mess. She's back on the job. No,
she got her job back. You've got to be kidding me.
Three months, three months.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
After she and an elementary school principal were arrested for
this party, which involved more than one hundred teens.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
She's got something on somebody, something for real.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Carly Anderson is her name, and she was previously teaching
at Roosevelt Elementary. She got hit with these two misdemeanors
back in January for that incident, one count of disorderly conduct,
another one for the disorderly intoxication and you know, the
welfare of children and whatnot. She got arrested on suspicion
of child negleg which is a felony, but that formally
charged got to the state attorney's office and that got
(03:35):
dropped down. So anyway, yeah, she ended up getting her
job back.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I don't know if I'd put my kid in that
school or leave him there or her. Absolutely not unbelievable. No,
I don't know, Brian, that's so shocking. You what do
you mean to be their job back?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
They say that she's worked for the school system for
nineteen years. It involved, you know, obviously children, these are
high school kids are at this party. But whatever, Well,
I guess it was her first party, you know, you know, yeah,
at least first one she got caught for.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, we go lastly to a barefoot Florida man and
he wrangled an alligator from the side of a busy
highway up up in Jacksonville.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Was this his gator or no, not even his.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's like this gator on the side of the road.
All of a sudden, this guy just stops his truck,
gets out. He's wearing head to toe camo, well except
for the toe because he was barefoot, so he was
wearing you know, head.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
To you know, legs camo.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And there he is wrestling a gator on the side
of the interstate.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The fact that he's.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Wearing camo, Yeah, it's like, okay, well, I'm guess you know,
he's got the right uniform, right for someone who would
have to do that, runs up to the gator. Now,
oddly he also has one of them poles that has
the rope attachment thing to it, you know. So he
got that thing around the gator's neggard art and he
wrangled it and with the back of his pickup truck
and off you win.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Where'd you go with? You don't know, probably brought it
back to water somewhere. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So many questions, right, what's the odds the timing of that.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh, yeah, he's around a gator that's on the road.
He can wrangle it. He just wrangled that gator and.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Then he takes him, makes some gator boots unbelievable. And
he's not even like a professional trapper or anything. This
is just like I got a tool to do this.
Let's go min Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
A Florida Man. Florida Florida Man, Florida Man or Florida Hero, Brittany.
That's what I want to know. Florida Hero versus Gator.
Florida Hero always win every single time. Well, that was
a lot of fun. Yeah, it was for Abody accept
that gator. He was pissed.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's like I just got wrangled by a barefoot guy
wearing camo. Every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty,
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Speaker 2 (05:59):
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That is The Freak Show, WTF the podcast. And we've
had so many stories like this recently, Brittany, that you know,
we're just gonna call this Tuesday from now on.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Now, that's how it is. Wrestler m Gaynor