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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well right, it's time on iHeartRadio for us to chase
down Florida man and Florida woman and we gotta follow
all their exploits.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We do this every single day. In this it's called
WTF and that stands.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
For what the Floor It?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And we go first to a Florida woman, Brittany Oh.
She was thrown in jail after police took mistook spaghettio
residue on a spoon for meth aphetamine.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
How do you make those two of business? Spaghettio's red. Yeah,
myth is not.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Red, not that as far as I know, unless they
got that red myth, you know what I mean, Like
maybe it's like some sort of breaking bad thing. You know,
he made the blue myth. Maybe they're making the red myth.
I don't Maybe it'supposed to be really good.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I have no idea. It's new on the street new.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
According to this, police had to release a woman from
jail after a lab analysis backed up her claim that
the residue that was found on a spoon in her
car was not methanfetamine, but it was in fact spaghettio sauce.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You were eating spaghettios in your car?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Why are you not no what? I solely eat Spaghettios
in my car. These are my car Spaghetios. According to this,
Ashley Huff was arrested during a routine traffic stop and
they found a spoon with suspicious residue inside of her car. Now,
(01:33):
Ashley told police that she had been eating spaghettios, but
they did not believe that the residue found on the
spoon inside her nineteen ninety four Ford Explorer was Spaghettio's.
They found a bag with the name Ashley on it.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
That's where the.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Spoon was, and they say that it had a crystal
like substance on the spoon. They say that she was nervous,
and she said, yeah, it's stressful. She said, nobody was
believing me. I told them I had Spaghetio's on my spoon.
Nobody was believing that. Everybody thought it was hilarious, but
that's exactly what it was. The officer suspected metha amphetamine
(02:06):
found it strange because you know, a metal spoon in
a car in a bag. This guy's like, nah, you
got to be doing something wrong. She maintained the entire
time that it was Spaghettio's I don't understand how you
can confuse the two. Right, They had to do a
lab analysis, and she stayed in jail for the entire time.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
No, no, she was in jail.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Are you ready for this from August second until September eighteenth?
Oh uh uh yeah, no, honey, you had a check
coming your way.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Man, Look at that. I would do a whole TikTok
series about my month in jail right over Spaghetios.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
She's going to be so rich over this. She's actually
going to buy Spaghetio's and turn them into.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Ashley Oh's Ashleo's.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Not to be confused with Methio's.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Nope, that's a totally different thing, and you will get
arrested for those, but you can also buy those some
don't worry. We go next to a Florida man, not
just any Florida man, Brittany, but a Cape Coral, Florida man,
making him.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
A local, acting local.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
A Cape Coral man was arrested after police found him
sleeping on the roof of a Fort Myers Walmart with
a gun in his hands.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Awesir, Yeah, you can sleep on the roof of a Walmart,
but yeah, strapped.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Listen, you can sleep with a gun in your hand,
or you can sleep on the roof of a walmart,
but you cannot do both together in the state of Florida. Okay,
that's against the rules. Daniel Rios is thirty years old
facing one charge of trespassing and he was arrested for this.
Lee County Deputies responded to the walmart on six miles
cypress reports of a man on a roof with a gun.
When gops got there, he was checking the air conditioning unit.
(03:51):
He said, he was checking the air conditioning unit and oh,
there was somebody up there. No, an employee was checking
the air conditioning and that's when they saw Daniel sleeping
on the roof with a gun in his hand. He's
the one that called the cops.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Wow, that is scary. He was like, what was he doing?
I mean, was that for protection or was that a
right he.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Was gonna They found him up there and he was,
in fact sleeping with a revolver in his hand.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
According to the reports.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Daniel Rios was on the roof the night before trying
to ride out the storm.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh is Daniel homeless?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What was going on here? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Whatever but Daniel Rios sleeping on the roof of a
wal Mart. I gotta think there are better places to sleep.
I mean, you'll be unbothered up there, that's for sure, unbothered.
But yeah, I mean, and also, who's riding out a
storm on a roof?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I would think that's.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Gonna be one of the worst places to try to
ride out a storm. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Well, he was just thinking about the flooding, right, It's
not gonna go that high.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes, I mean, if it goes out high, the entire
state is underwater, dude. Right, Yeah, If you need to
be at the roof, at the top of a roof
of a wal Mart in order to get away from floodwaters,
the state it is gone, dude, Just go.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
We go.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Lastly, to a Florida teen girl, Brittany Oh no, she
brought a taser to middle school because she had a
problem with another student.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
That's how you solve problems in Florida. Though you said
you heard she has a problem.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, she's thirteen, but she is wise beyond her years.
I can tell you that this happened. According to the
Hillsboro County Sheriff's Department, They say they had a tip
about eight o'clock in the morning about a student who
was spark testing a taser at a bus stop. They
searched the teen girls purse and that's when they found
the taser during this search. Now, the teen said she
(05:42):
borrowed the weapon from a family member and brought it
to school because she had a problem with another student.
They say it's unacceptable that somebody would bring a weapon
to school to terrorize another student. And it says thanks
to the quick actions of the school resource deputy, they're.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Able to blah blah blah school resource deputy.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It sounds like she was getting prepared to defend herself, you.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Know, right by any means possible. So I don't know
that she's completely wrong here. I need to hear more,
like what was the drama. Look, I will say this.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
You know it is a Florida girl, So I'm just
happy it wasn't a machete this time.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You know what I mean? Was this a bully?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It doesn't say, just says, you know, for another girl.
But they say that she was terrorizing people with it.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I love me. What's sparking it up? Is terrorizing?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
For you? Mean?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I can't get I'm gonna get her this thing.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Come on here, come on, gott got get get.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah that was fun.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah it was I mean for everybody except those students
running around a bus stop because this girl had a taser.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But everybody else had fun. We'll do it again.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
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(07:05):
It's great. And I'll tell you one thing, Brittany. This
girl is thirteen years old bringing a taser to school.
But give her long enough and she's going to be
Florida Woman real soon