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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Right here.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and Florida woman following all
their exploits. We do it every day in this called
WTF that stands for what huh Florid And we go
first Brittany horrifyingly to a Florida man.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh, this Florida man.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Has been charged with indecent exposure and loud and Lascivia's
behavior as he was caught. Let's see, how do I
say this? He was going on a solo mission. Uh huh,
you know, a little touchy selfie right in front of
a bank. No cameras everywhere, people trying to do their
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banking business, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
And wait, this was during the day, during the day,
broad daylight, not during banking hours, right in front of
a Bank of America.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You know, I know this is America and I know
that's the Bank of But man, even though we have
lots of choices and lots of freedom, that is not
one of them.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, absolutely not. Yeah, he got arrested for that. His
name is Chase Kaplan.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
He's thirty three years old, and he was on a
solo mission, little touchy selfie right out in front of
the bank. He was just fifty feet away from traffic,
where multiple vehicles.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Were observing him in the act.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
But upon questioning him, this is this is what Chase
told the police. Brittany, he said, I finished quickly, so
it's not a big deal. Oh my god, no, sir, No,
I was barely doing that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It was just a little bit. I hate this man
so much, so much.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh, he is a danger to society, by the way, not.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
A bragging right, just so you know, dude, you know
what I mean. But there he is. Disgusted.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
We go next to a Florida woman. She robbed a
dairy queen at gunpoint. Unfortunately, though, Brittany, she only got
away with a dollar fifty. That's that's not even enough
to buy a blizzard, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And why would she rob them on free cone Day?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Thank you exactly. You're not gonna get any money. Chump
change is what they called it. Yeah, you're good. Her
name is Alison Fetting. She's forty four years old, and
Fetting wasn't getting away with anything except the dollar fifty.
She was booked into the Broward County Jail on a
robbery charge because she did use a gun during the commission.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Of this crime. Yeah, escalate the charge, sure does.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, but she ran with a dollar fifty. Well, she
told the cashier to give her the money and the register,
but the cashier.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Balked a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And even though you know she had the gun, Alison decided,
I'm just gonna grab this tip jar.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And run off.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
And the entire jar only had a dollar fifty inside.
That is so embarrassing, right, right, robbed the spot, right.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Ended up with a dollar fifty with a gun. You
had a gun and you only got a dollar fifty.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Wody with a gun could have gotten all the money
in the register, everybody's jewelry in that restaurant.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Life man, make me a sandwich while I'm robbing. Every
while I'm collecting all the jewels and a dilly bar.
On my way out the door, we go, cry right terrible.
You need to quit. Okay, so does this one. That's
the business for you? Same same with this one, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You ready. A Florida Circle k manager took thirty six
thousand dollars worth of lottery tickets and then tried cashing
in a one thousand dollars prize.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh okay, oh my god. Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
She took thirty six thousand dollars worth of lottery boo
books from the Circle K that she was a manager
at scratch off tickets. She had one worth one thousand
dollars that she tried to cash in. The Circle K
corporate office notified the lottery department about a about this change.
You know, about thirty six thousand dollars went missing. That's
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thirty missing books of lottery tickets.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
By the way, that went missing. Oh my god, they're
going to notice that, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Anyway, they traced it back immediately to Candace Dingman. Candace
Dannis Dingbat Yes, I love it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Dingman apparently removed all the lottery tickets, scratched them off,
and then tried cashing in one thousand dollars winner. But
that's charged with filing a false lottery claim.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Don't work like that, that's not I had a roommate
back in the day. They did the same exact thing,
the same thing. He saw the scratch off stole.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Them, and his idea was he was going to get
a winner cashing in and another and Jose ever so
calmly put the money in the drawer, like nobody would notice.
Oh bah, they noticed right away, within like two hours
of his crime.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
He ain't even finished scratching everything off.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
No, he wasn't even halfway through. Oh that was fun. Yeah,
it was for everybody except for Candace. Now she's sitting
in jail and all those unscratched lottery tickets just chilling
at her house. We'll do this again every morning at
seven thirty and ninety. Remember to listen to the podcast
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you know what, Brittany, it really doesn't matter how many
tickets can just scratched off and how much she won,
because she's still a loser.