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The freak shows what the Florida on Widow five to five.
The beat is powered by Valvelene instant oil. Right here,
it is time on iHeartRadio for us to chase down
Florida man and or Florida woman follow all their exploits.
We do that daily. In this it's called WTF and
that stands for what the floor it uh? And we
(00:25):
go first Brittany Oh to a Florida woman who has
been arrested after selling human bones in her curio store.
What that's right? What's a curio store? It's like oddities, curiosities,
That's what curio it's like. Sometimes you'll find like little
antiques and little weird stuff and you know, things like that,
(00:47):
a collection of different things. It's really a whole bunch
of a hodgepodge, if you will. Brittany, Now, she had
a skull she was selling. She had all kinds of
human remains. Bones. You want to tell she can get
you to no problem. Surely gonna have nail polish showing
it for you. A Deltna woman. She's in handcuffs now,
well probably in a jail cell now, but she wasn't handcuffs.
(01:09):
According to this police received a complaint about this store
called the Wicked Wonderland. Oh it's wicked. Yeah, she was
selling bones at this store. She had two human skull
fragments that she was selling for ninety dollars. A human
clavical and scapula for ninety, a human rib for thirty five.
A human vertebrate, like an entire human vertebrate thirty five dollars.
(01:34):
That's a steal, that is those are really good deals. Man.
I'm kind of like you know now, if you want today,
it's not a full human skull, it is a partial.
That's gonna set you back. It's six hundred dollars for
that puppy. That's crazy. I mean, come on, I'm not
in the market for a skull, but I know a
deal when I see one, and that ain't it, you
(01:55):
know what I mean. No, she's gonna have to come
down on that price. Yeah, a little bit, at least
seventy percent. Right, I'll pay two two fifty tops for
a partial human skull. I mean if it was a
whole skull, maybe we'll talk about six hundred. Yeah. Yeah,
but it's a partial. What am I going to do
with that? Turn it into an ashtray? Police, don't even smoke.
(02:16):
We go next to a Florida man. He shot himself
in a scheme to win over one of his coworkers.
What was he trying to do? How did we get here?
I don't know what was the plot? Don't know, but
whatever he did, he did it wrong. Alexander lafort Is
his name, thirty years old, facing charges of tampering and
(02:39):
false information to the police. They hate when you do that.
According to this, he reportedly shot himself outside of his
workplace and tried to do so, apparently to win over
some cowork I don't know if it's a romantic thing
or what. But when the police arrived, they found this
FedEx employee identified as an Alexander la fort He's thirty
and he was hang on a couch in the facility.
(03:01):
He had a gunshot wound to his abdomen. He reported
being shot near his car in the parking lot by
a guy wearing a hoodie and according to this, they
say that they fired at him. You know, that's what
he said. That was a lie, by the way, boy, Yeah, yeah,
pulled the shell casing out of his own car, as
(03:22):
well as a loaded firearm out of the driver's side door,
and guess what those things matched up, Brittany, He probably
should have put the weapon somewhere else. He probably shouldn't
have shot himself. I mean, we can start there. Yeah, Loop,
let's be honest. Mistakes were made, Okay, you know what
I mean. He didn't totally botch it. Let's just say
he left a lot of room for improvement. Yeah. He
(03:43):
had been stalking a co worker, leaving notes on her
vehicle and sending her unwonted text messages. So he thought
that this fake gunshot thing would draw some sympathy from
this woman and that you know, oh, a fake gunshot, right,
I mean it was a real gunshot, but right, you know, yeah,
I don't know why. I don't think in the history
(04:07):
of ever that's ever helped anybody get late. You know,
I just got shot. Like you know, women are flocking
to you. Now, That doesn't how it work. We was
looking for sympathy and there is none here. No, no, Instead,
there was a police investigation that found that gun in
his car. Man, I know, he felt even worse, like
(04:27):
once they found it immediately uncovered by the way, like
it was immediately uncovered, it was like somebody shot me,
really Why is this gun in your car? Why is
there a showcase? Again? Yeah, and your fingerprints are all
over it, locked away, And there's a note on this
that says this is my gun that I used to
shoot myself with. Very odd that you wrote that note,
(04:49):
by the way. But we go lastly to a Florida
man and he was encountering a slow driver. You ever
get behind somebody like, ah, come on, just move it along, Charlie,
let's go right all the time, if you asked me, Yeah,
Well that's when this man decided to open fire on
that slow driver. But surprise, they started shooting back. I
(05:15):
may go slow under the speed limit, but I stay stressed.
That's it. That's why I go slow. One Florida man
thought that carrying a gun meant that he could bully somebody.
You know, Oh you're annoying me. I'm gonna shoot my
gun at you. He wasn't ready for this response. That's
the best. That's like when the wrong one runs into
the wrong one. Oh right, exactly, you've had the wrong
(05:38):
one today. The victim was waiting at a red light
and failed to go as soon as it turned greenjyesesus
Manuel Perez was waiting behind him, and he honked his
horn and tried to drive around the victim, but according
to this the traffic's too busy for him to go around.
He had no choice but to wait. He didn't like that,
and that's when he started firing his gun at the
(05:59):
other and the other driver's like, oh yeah, bow bow
bow started shooting back at heyesus, he got a nasty surprise,
drew their own gun. Did anybody you know connect? Nobody
was hit, right, Yeah, that was it. Nobody was injured
in this. Police did find mister Perez. He was clearly
visible on security camera, by the way, and so yeah,
(06:22):
he was arrested for his crime and he got scared off.
I don't know which one's better. I love it. I
want the slow driver's shooting bag. That's it. That was
a lot of fun, wasn't it. Yeah? It was. I
mean for everybody. Tip for hey, sus he's got to
check his pants after that one. He was not expecting that.
(06:45):
We'll do it again every morning at seven thirty and
nine thirty. Remember to listen to the podcast. It's free.
It's on iHeartRadio. Look for the Freak Show WTF the
podcast that's the freak show, WTF the podcast in Brittany
and the other driver said, what do you think they
stopped making guns when they made yours? Please
The freak shows what the Florida on Widow five to five.
The beat is powered by Valvelene instant oil. Right here,
it is time on iHeartRadio for us to chase down
Florida man and or Florida woman follow all their exploits.
We do that daily. In this it's called WTF and
that stands for what the floor it uh? And we
(00:25):
go first Brittany Oh to a Florida woman who has
been arrested after selling human bones in her curio store.
What that's right? What's a curio store? It's like oddities, curiosities,
That's what curio it's like. Sometimes you'll find like little
antiques and little weird stuff and you know, things like that,
(00:47):
a collection of different things. It's really a whole bunch
of a hodgepodge, if you will. Brittany, Now, she had
a skull she was selling. She had all kinds of
human remains. Bones. You want to tell she can get
you to no problem. Surely gonna have nail polish showing
it for you. A Deltna woman. She's in handcuffs now,
well probably in a jail cell now, but she wasn't handcuffs.
(01:09):
According to this police received a complaint about this store
called the Wicked Wonderland. Oh it's wicked. Yeah, she was
selling bones at this store. She had two human skull
fragments that she was selling for ninety dollars. A human
clavical and scapula for ninety, a human rib for thirty five.
A human vertebrate, like an entire human vertebrate thirty five dollars.
(01:34):
That's a steal, that is those are really good deals. Man.
I'm kind of like you know now, if you want today,
it's not a full human skull, it is a partial.
That's gonna set you back. It's six hundred dollars for
that puppy. That's crazy. I mean, come on, I'm not
in the market for a skull, but I know a
deal when I see one, and that ain't it, you
(01:55):
know what I mean. No, she's gonna have to come
down on that price. Yeah, a little bit, at least
seventy percent. Right, I'll pay two two fifty tops for
a partial human skull. I mean if it was a
whole skull, maybe we'll talk about six hundred. Yeah. Yeah,
but it's a partial. What am I going to do
with that? Turn it into an ashtray? Police, don't even smoke.
(02:16):
We go next to a Florida man. He shot himself
in a scheme to win over one of his coworkers.
What was he trying to do? How did we get here?
I don't know what was the plot? Don't know, but
whatever he did, he did it wrong. Alexander lafort Is
his name, thirty years old, facing charges of tampering and
(02:39):
false information to the police. They hate when you do that.
According to this, he reportedly shot himself outside of his
workplace and tried to do so, apparently to win over
some cowork I don't know if it's a romantic thing
or what. But when the police arrived, they found this
FedEx employee identified as an Alexander la fort He's thirty
and he was hang on a couch in the facility.
(03:01):
He had a gunshot wound to his abdomen. He reported
being shot near his car in the parking lot by
a guy wearing a hoodie and according to this, they
say that they fired at him. You know, that's what
he said. That was a lie, by the way, boy, Yeah, yeah,
pulled the shell casing out of his own car, as
(03:22):
well as a loaded firearm out of the driver's side door,
and guess what those things matched up, Brittany, He probably
should have put the weapon somewhere else. He probably shouldn't
have shot himself. I mean, we can start there. Yeah, Loop,
let's be honest. Mistakes were made, Okay, you know what
I mean. He didn't totally botch it. Let's just say
he left a lot of room for improvement. Yeah. He
(03:43):
had been stalking a co worker, leaving notes on her
vehicle and sending her unwonted text messages. So he thought
that this fake gunshot thing would draw some sympathy from
this woman and that you know, oh, a fake gunshot, right,
I mean it was a real gunshot, but right, you know, yeah,
I don't know why. I don't think in the history
(04:07):
of ever that's ever helped anybody get late. You know,
I just got shot. Like you know, women are flocking
to you. Now, That doesn't how it work. We was
looking for sympathy and there is none here. No, no, Instead,
there was a police investigation that found that gun in
his car. Man, I know, he felt even worse, like
(04:27):
once they found it immediately uncovered by the way, like
it was immediately uncovered, it was like somebody shot me,
really Why is this gun in your car? Why is
there a showcase? Again? Yeah, and your fingerprints are all
over it, locked away, And there's a note on this
that says this is my gun that I used to
shoot myself with. Very odd that you wrote that note,
(04:49):
by the way. But we go lastly to a Florida
man and he was encountering a slow driver. You ever
get behind somebody like, ah, come on, just move it along, Charlie,
let's go right all the time, if you asked me, Yeah,
Well that's when this man decided to open fire on
that slow driver. But surprise, they started shooting back. I
(05:15):
may go slow under the speed limit, but I stay stressed.
That's it. That's why I go slow. One Florida man
thought that carrying a gun meant that he could bully somebody.
You know, Oh you're annoying me. I'm gonna shoot my
gun at you. He wasn't ready for this response. That's
the best. That's like when the wrong one runs into
the wrong one. Oh right, exactly, you've had the wrong
(05:38):
one today. The victim was waiting at a red light
and failed to go as soon as it turned greenjyesesus
Manuel Perez was waiting behind him, and he honked his
horn and tried to drive around the victim, but according
to this the traffic's too busy for him to go around.
He had no choice but to wait. He didn't like that,
and that's when he started firing his gun at the
(05:59):
other and the other driver's like, oh yeah, bow bow
bow started shooting back at heyesus, he got a nasty surprise,
drew their own gun. Did anybody you know connect? Nobody
was hit, right, Yeah, that was it. Nobody was injured
in this. Police did find mister Perez. He was clearly
visible on security camera, by the way, and so yeah,
(06:22):
he was arrested for his crime and he got scared off.
I don't know which one's better. I love it. I
want the slow driver's shooting bag. That's it. That was
a lot of fun, wasn't it. Yeah? It was. I
mean for everybody. Tip for hey, sus he's got to
check his pants after that one. He was not expecting that.
(06:45):
We'll do it again every morning at seven thirty and
nine thirty. Remember to listen to the podcast. It's free.
It's on iHeartRadio. Look for the Freak Show WTF the
podcast that's the freak show, WTF the podcast in Brittany
and the other driver said, what do you think they
stopped making guns when they made yours? Please
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