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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alright, it is time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and Florida woman follow all
their exploits.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
We do that daily. In this it's called WTF.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That stands for what the Florida duh? And we go
first two eight Florida.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, actually we don't know man, woman child.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We don't know at this point because the search is
on after a big bronze statue disappeared from downtown Orlando.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Brittany, that's right now, what was this bronze statue up?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
A big giant eaglecall?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I was gonna try to make.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The noise right. The Orlando Police Department is looking for
public's help after a big bronze eagle statue was stolen
from downtown Orlando. They don't even know how they got
off with this thing. This thing is gigantic, Number one, Scott,
I gotta be heavier than help they came. I'm sure
they had.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Accomplices, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
They believe that the suspects plural dumped the statue in
a specific location, but they don't know where that location
might be.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
They don't even have it anymore. They know, why would
they do that? What was the whole point. Oh, they
don't even know.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, what are you doing with you someoney Pilford? This
giant eagle statue purloined, absconded, and.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Where would you sell that?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Let's say, let's say what, Yeah, where do you fence
a big giant bronze eagle statue that you stole from
downtown Orlando?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Put it on you know, Facebook market please? Right.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Unfortunately, you're gonna have to find a dumber Florida man.
I mean it won't be too hard, but still it's
a minor inconvenience. Speaking about minor inconvenience, this Florida man
has been a minor, if not a major inconvenience his
whole life. Certainly a major inconvenience at this point, as
he set fire to the home that he lived in
(02:03):
because his roommate refused to give him a ride. No, yeah,
that's right. No, yeah, he was prepared, by the way,
he was prepared for the no, and prepared on what
to do exactly when he heard that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
A Florida man who has an extensive criminal history, by
the way, but don't they all, has now been charged
with five counts of arson. Now, according to this Eddie
Thomas is sixty nine. He was living at a home
and according to this, he went into another man's room,
one of his roommates and asked for a ride. This
(02:35):
by the way, at three point fifteen in the morning,
and Eddie comes in the room. I need a ride,
and the roommate said no. And then Eddie said, okay,
can I have some jumper cables to give me, you know,
give me a jump off your car, And the roommate said, no, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Get out of here. It's three fifteen in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Right right after Eddie left the room, the victim said
he smelled gas and then he heard a boom, and
he realized that Eddie had poured gasoline right in front
of not only his door, but other doors down the hallway.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, because let me tell you, I know he's to
but like me in that situation, I survive. You're dying, right,
You're dying right.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Anybody that was in the house got out, okay. Fire
department came, but Eddie ended up getting arrested, obviously, for
splashing accelerant all over the house and setting a fire.
Forever beef with Eddie, I'll tell you, forever on site,
on site every time Eddie anywhere. You better be ready, Eddie,
your head, have your head on a swivel, because I'm
(03:37):
coming for you. Pal, don't come to Sunday service every
day the rest of your life.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'll tell you what else you gotta worry about, Brittany,
what more than Eddie? Even is this duck causing chaos
in a Florida neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
This duck already sent one person to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Chasing people is one of my FAVORITA video watching hilarious. Well,
you might not find this as funny, Brittany, because this
is happening in Cape Coral, making this duck.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
A what a local? That's right.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
According to this the US Fish and Wildlife Services are
now involved, and they say that these ducks are known
for being aggressive, damaging property, and also transmitting diseases. There
are thousands of these ducks across the state, although they
are not native.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
This is the Muscovy duck.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They're not native to Florida, but there are SCoV Yeah,
but there are thousands.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
We've got a bunch of Moscovi's over here.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I don't know how to tell the difference, Like, well
do they look are they a different color.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
A duck is a duck as far as I'm concerned.
You know a different color, who knows a different beak.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
According to this, this has been going on forever and
now there's this one duck that is out of control.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
He said.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
At seven thirty in the more, he was or No.
Seven thirty pm. He was trying to catch a sunset.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
He said.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
He kind of had his eyes closed and kind of shielded,
you know, from the sun. All of a sudden he
feels a jab on his hand and it was bleeding.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It was the duck.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
The duck attacked the guy.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't know, how do you protect yourself?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I mean grabbing neck?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I guess so peck you again? Right.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
According to this, they say that they see this duck
all the time, wings out, and that means that it's
going to attack. And this thing has attack neighbors. This
duck is a nuisance Britney. You know the stucko muscovy. Yeah,
an old muscovy from Muskogee.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Wherever he's from, he's causing havoc in Cape Coral. So
I already sent one person to the hospital. This duck man,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Another one is beef forever. Oh, it's gonna be duck
little range in a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Cold, that's it, duck, clumpy, duck compy, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Well.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That was fun for everybody except people in Cape Coral
who are getting attacked by a duck and that one
guy who had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That sucks.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh well, every morning at seven thirty nine thirty, listen
to the podcast. It's free. It's on the iHeartRadio app.
Just look for the Freak Show. WTF the podcast. That's
the Freak Show.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
W TF the.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Podcast and this duck and Cape Caral sent one of
ours to the hospital.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Brittany, you know what the next move is. We send
one of theirs to the morgue Let, the florid Away