WTF: The ALL Florida Woman edition!

All these stories involve Florida queens running afoul of the law

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's time on iHeartRadio where we do have to chase
down Florida man and or Florida woman follow all their exploits.
We do it every day in this It's called WTF.
That stands for what the Floor? And unfortunately we have
to go first to a Florida woman.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
As a matter of facts, WOOF.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Today is an all Florida woman edition of WTF for girls.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Let's see what this first queen did.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
She was taunting the Sheriff's office to arrest her, and
she said, and I.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Quote, do your job. What Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
The Sheriff's department clap back at this woman. She was
a wanted woman, and she went on social media sharing
the agency's Facebook post taunting jeputies to arrest her.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Her name is Quanteria Panky Richardson. She's twenty seven years old.
Quanteria Panky Alisa Richardson is her name, and Quantia is
twenty seven years old. Right, Quantaria shared the photo that
the Sheriff's Department posted. She shared it along with the

(01:28):
s word. It says, I ain't hard to find.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Do your job.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
She said, I'm outside, that's right, Quantteria by the way
they say, this says lucky for you.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
We're used to those who like to play hard to
get real talk. Br Valentine. That's what the Sheriff's department
posted back to her.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
No they didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, they say that they would pick her up in
a customed green and white whip, you know, and give
her the best bed and breakfast in town.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Wow, that's great. So way did they get her?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Not yet, but she did right back. She said, Uh,
that's why y'all mad. Come get me pigs, is what
she said.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I love it. She's not done with them.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I got time today in any day.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You can't buy me. Clearly, I'm good. I'm free. That's right.
Your job, is what she said. I absolutely love it.
Make it easy for you. Right, we go next to
a Florida woman.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
She got arrested for a hit and run after her
car scraped a tree branch in a parking lot. Oh,
this happened in Cape Coral, Brittany, making her oh.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
A local acting look.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
A Florida woman was arrested after she hit a tree
with her car in the TJ Max parking lot and
then she left the scene. Now the charges have been
dropped but she's talking about the emotion impact of this.
Her name is Janelli Gusmann. She said that she was
pulling into a parking lot, you know TJ Max over there,
I guess, and when she felt a bump and.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I guess she had hit this tree.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
She said, I decided to park in another spot, so she,
you know, feels this bump and then she's like, eh,
let me park somewhere else, I guess, not realizing that
she'd hit this tree. Well, anyway, the cops saw it,
and I guess she got arrested for a hand run.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's a tree. It is that a tree?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Right, of course, I can run away from a tree anything,
no matter what.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
They took her to jail for hit and run. I
don't think that's fair.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, that's that's weird.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
That's text books.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, she had pay one hundred and fifty dollars too. Now, look,
hit and run is you go to pull a new
a parking spot, you hit someone else's car. You then
back out of that spot and then try to, you know,
act like you didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
That that's a hit and run. Y.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
A hit and run is not you pull into a
parking spot you hit a tree. You feel a I'm
having really no idea what it is. And then you
pull out of that spot and finding other No, that's
not a hit and run.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
A come on that police was bored in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
You got nothing else to do in Cape Coral police,
Please we go.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Lastly to a Florida woman in Fort Pierce, Brittany. There's
no easy way to say this. She wielded a sex
toy during a domestic confrontation.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well whatever it takes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
According to this, when her ex was threatening to call
the police during this argument, she pulled out a quote
dildo and started striking the man with it. According to
the police who arrested her, this happened when fifty two
year old Melissa Negron.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
She's there now.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
The victim told police that Miss Negron was briefly staying
with him while she was gathering her clothing before relocation.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I guess she's, uh, you know, moving to start her
life over.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
They used to be having an entanglement, as you can say, Brittany,
but they've since broken up, and I guess the victim
was allowing her to stay. Well, there was an argument
that broke out and and that's when she pulled out
the toy there. But they were having an argument and
it escalated. I guess you could say.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Uh, yeah, so you want to argue with me, No
you willie.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, that's right, kind of spot on there. She named
it that, but that's cool pretty much on the news.
But anyway, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Hey, let me get Richard.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Let's see what Richard has to say about that for whatever. Yeah,
the police noted that she was agitated, disorderly and she
smelled of alcohol. Well, I mean, come on, that's par
for the course.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Don't judge her for that.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Nothing to do with this domestic You're gonna attack him
with that, no matter with sober or what?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Right?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Exactly exactly, Well, that was a lot of fun, Yeah,
for everybody except the guy. He's got, you know, weird
shape bruises all over his head. We'll do this again
every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember to
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and Brittany, What is the difference between Melyssa here and
a sex toy. What one of them is a dildo
and the other one is a sex toy.