September 15, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Here we go. It is that time here on iHeartRadio
where we are gonna chase down Florida man and or
Florida woman and follow all their exploits. Why not we
do it every day in this It's called WTF and
that stands for what the floor it? And we have
(00:23):
to go first to a Florida woman. Now, she admitted
to the police that she drank a twisted tea, but
she said I can drink a whole lot more. I
could drink an entire bottle of tequila, is what she
told the police. She said, I just drank one twisted
tea and you better feel lucky about that, because I
(00:46):
could if I wanted to pound an entire bottle of tequila.
A girl knows her limits, and that's hers. As it
turns out, one twisted tea and an entire bottle of tequila,
that's her limit. Nice, she might as well have drank
a diet hope to her. Okay, yeah, if you asked
her body. Yeah. So they're like, look, despite the fact
(01:06):
that you only had the one twisted tea and you
could drink an entire bottle of tequila, We're gonna need
you to run through some sobriety tests and she's like,
all right, let's go for it. He's like, okay, I'm
gonna need you to stand like a kangaroo, right, and
she says, oh no, no, kangaroo's here? Welse? What is that?
Even don't even know? She almost fell over a couple times,
(01:28):
and that's when they had had enough. They're like, okay,
we're gonna have to handcuff her because she's a danger
to herself and other people at this point. But yes,
they're encouraging people to make the smart choice and plan
for a sober ride. This woman did not. According to
this she was very very drunk. Indeed, couldn't stand like
a kangaroo, even though she admitted to drinking the one
(01:50):
Twisted tea. Officers believed that she might have you know,
put that value a little bit under what it really was,
you know what I mean, I believe my girl. Do
you think so? Yeah? You think she don't have good
balance already? You know, it was a terrible combo that right.
I mean, she did almost fall over a couple times
(02:12):
while everybody else was just standing still. But you know
who can stand still? I question you, right, what's going
on with you? What's wrong with you? Your sociopath? How can
you stand so still? I don't like someone that can
stand so still. It's really off putting, very unsettling that
you're so still and calm. I don't like that. I
(02:33):
don't like it at all. Well, anyway, they wrongly arrested
her for this. I mean, what twisted tea? Who can
stand like a kangaroo? I can't even do it sober,
you know, now, Remind me to try it when I'm sober. Anyway,
we go next to a Florida woman. She punched an
(02:55):
alligator to save her dog. Good for her, that's right?
Why not? And dog lovers, y'all need to be studied
like dog y'all really will? I would take a bullet
from my dog right now. I know you would, and
you don't have to, but just to prove your point,
you would. Right, get out the gun, Brittany, go ahead,
shoot me for this. Nobody has to do this. Get
(03:18):
the gun. We're going too far already, there's absolutely no no.
You heard what I said, the big one too, the
good gun, and don't miss. That's right. Oh gosh, alligators
they're part of life in Florida. You know what I
mean small dogs, easy prey. Little four month old Dacks
(03:42):
had no idea what was going on. But yeah, his owner,
Danny Wright, she saved his life last week, That's what
happened there. And she said, we never even seen an
alligator back here. She's out there Lando Lakes. She's just walking,
poor little four month old Dacks, you know, a little
tiny puppy. And then she's like, uh oh, she heard
like a little squeal and then she would start getting pulled.
The alligator had him by his tag and was trying
(04:03):
to drag him. No, I'd be like, what's his name,
dax Dag Yeah. Yeah. So the alligator thankfully didn't have
any of the dog in his mouth, it was only
the collar. And yet the dog, you know pipe you know,
made like a little yelp. Yeah, and so she started
She's like, I punched and punched and punched this thing
(04:23):
in the eye and then finally he unclamped and let
the leash go. Whoa wie good for her. Yeah, but
she said the teeth were there and it drug her
arm down. She got bit in the arm by this
gator after punching on him a bunch. Oh whoa save
(04:43):
her dog though, Das ran away completely unscathed. I'd be like, listen,
pet smart. I know I haven't finished making all my payments, right,
but but I was late today. I need a discount
on Dax, you know what I mean. Let's just say
that Dax is a snacks. Just put it that way.
(05:08):
We go lastly to Oh my god, you know what
this one. I just realized, Brittany, right at the end,
I realized that this one has a theme. It's the
all Florida woman addition, because it was Florida woman arrested
after you know, falling over after admitting to twisted tea.
She drank a twisted tea. That's right, she could drink
an entire bottle of tequila. Then we had this other
(05:28):
Florida woman punching a gator in his eye and to
let her dog go until that thing, you know, bit
her in the arm. Now we go lastly to a
drunk Florida woman. Oh is there any better? She tried
ordering a baconator, you know, the burger. Yeah, from Wendy's right.
The only problem is is that she was out of
Popeyes at the time. Yeah, it was not the baconator
(05:51):
she wanted at all. She got arrested. But yeah, she
was very intoxicated. And there she is here in Florida
and met the surprise of her life when she pulled
up to a Popeye's drive through and she tried to
order a baconator. The video, by the way, was taken
from inside the vehicle shows a woman. She was standing
(06:12):
in front of the drive through window. She wasn't even
in the car. She's standing in front of the window.
Most people don't do that, you know, walking into the
drive through. Most people take a vehicle. She did not.
She ordered a baconator, which is a oh it's a
Burger King staple, it says, really, I thought the baconator
was Wendy's. That might be wrong. Anyway, it was Popeyes,
(06:32):
so they don't have that anyway. No, it doesn't matter
which other restaurant sells it. It's not Popeyes, that's for sure.
Now you can immediately tell that the woman is intoxicated.
She was walking where only cars should be number one,
and also ordering a meal that doesn't exist at this restaurant.
So the police showed up, you know, as they often do,
and they tried to escort her away from the scene.
(06:53):
She didn't even know what was going on for a minute.
You know, she thought the cops were there to help
her at one point. Oh man, that's great. Yeah, but
she arrived at the Popeyes in an uber. The uber
dropped her off and she walked into the drive through line.
(07:17):
I love it. Well, how was she gonna get from
Popeyes back home? I mean, it doesn't matter. She's going
to the jail for now. She should have never got
out of the car. Yeah, you ordered for her, absolutely,
and also informed her, Hey, this is this is Popeye's
not not Burger King. There's no baconators here. Let's get
a chicken sandwich and get you home. I love it. Well,
(07:40):
that was fun. Yeah it was. We'll do it again,
and so will she, I hope, because that's a great story.
Every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember there
is a podcast that's about four hundred episodes of this,
and it's all on iHeartRadio right now as we speak.
Look for the Freak Show. WTF the podcast asked, that
(08:01):
is the freak Show? WTF the podcast? And really doesn't
matter whether it was a Popeyes or a Burger King.
She was going to urinate on the floor either way.
Here we go. It is that time here on iHeartRadio
where we are gonna chase down Florida man and or
Florida woman and follow all their exploits. Why not we
do it every day in this It's called WTF and
that stands for what the floor it? And we have
(00:23):
to go first to a Florida woman. Now, she admitted
to the police that she drank a twisted tea, but
she said I can drink a whole lot more. I
could drink an entire bottle of tequila, is what she
told the police. She said, I just drank one twisted
tea and you better feel lucky about that, because I
(00:46):
could if I wanted to pound an entire bottle of tequila.
A girl knows her limits, and that's hers. As it
turns out, one twisted tea and an entire bottle of tequila,
that's her limit. Nice, she might as well have drank
a diet hope to her. Okay, yeah, if you asked
her body. Yeah. So they're like, look, despite the fact
(01:06):
that you only had the one twisted tea and you
could drink an entire bottle of tequila, We're gonna need
you to run through some sobriety tests and she's like,
all right, let's go for it. He's like, okay, I'm
gonna need you to stand like a kangaroo, right, and
she says, oh no, no, kangaroo's here? Welse? What is that?
Even don't even know? She almost fell over a couple times,
(01:28):
and that's when they had had enough. They're like, okay,
we're gonna have to handcuff her because she's a danger
to herself and other people at this point. But yes,
they're encouraging people to make the smart choice and plan
for a sober ride. This woman did not. According to
this she was very very drunk. Indeed, couldn't stand like
a kangaroo, even though she admitted to drinking the one
(01:50):
Twisted tea. Officers believed that she might have you know,
put that value a little bit under what it really was,
you know what I mean, I believe my girl. Do
you think so? Yeah? You think she don't have good
balance already? You know, it was a terrible combo that right.
I mean, she did almost fall over a couple times
(02:12):
while everybody else was just standing still. But you know
who can stand still? I question you, right, what's going
on with you? What's wrong with you? Your sociopath? How can
you stand so still? I don't like someone that can
stand so still. It's really off putting, very unsettling that
you're so still and calm. I don't like that. I
(02:33):
don't like it at all. Well, anyway, they wrongly arrested
her for this. I mean, what twisted tea? Who can
stand like a kangaroo? I can't even do it sober,
you know, now, Remind me to try it when I'm sober. Anyway,
we go next to a Florida woman. She punched an
(02:55):
alligator to save her dog. Good for her, that's right?
Why not? And dog lovers, y'all need to be studied
like dog y'all really will? I would take a bullet
from my dog right now. I know you would, and
you don't have to, but just to prove your point,
you would. Right, get out the gun, Brittany, go ahead,
shoot me for this. Nobody has to do this. Get
(03:18):
the gun. We're going too far already, there's absolutely no no.
You heard what I said, the big one too, the
good gun, and don't miss. That's right. Oh gosh, alligators
they're part of life in Florida. You know what I
mean small dogs, easy prey. Little four month old Dacks
(03:42):
had no idea what was going on. But yeah, his owner,
Danny Wright, she saved his life last week, That's what
happened there. And she said, we never even seen an
alligator back here. She's out there Lando Lakes. She's just walking,
poor little four month old Dacks, you know, a little
tiny puppy. And then she's like, uh oh, she heard
like a little squeal and then she would start getting pulled.
The alligator had him by his tag and was trying
(04:03):
to drag him. No, I'd be like, what's his name,
dax Dag Yeah. Yeah. So the alligator thankfully didn't have
any of the dog in his mouth, it was only
the collar. And yet the dog, you know pipe you know,
made like a little yelp. Yeah, and so she started
She's like, I punched and punched and punched this thing
(04:23):
in the eye and then finally he unclamped and let
the leash go. Whoa wie good for her. Yeah, but
she said the teeth were there and it drug her
arm down. She got bit in the arm by this
gator after punching on him a bunch. Oh whoa save
(04:43):
her dog though, Das ran away completely unscathed. I'd be like, listen,
pet smart. I know I haven't finished making all my payments, right,
but but I was late today. I need a discount
on Dax, you know what I mean. Let's just say
that Dax is a snacks. Just put it that way.
(05:08):
We go lastly to Oh my god, you know what
this one. I just realized, Brittany, right at the end,
I realized that this one has a theme. It's the
all Florida woman addition, because it was Florida woman arrested
after you know, falling over after admitting to twisted tea.
She drank a twisted tea. That's right, she could drink
an entire bottle of tequila. Then we had this other
(05:28):
Florida woman punching a gator in his eye and to
let her dog go until that thing, you know, bit
her in the arm. Now we go lastly to a
drunk Florida woman. Oh is there any better? She tried
ordering a baconator, you know, the burger. Yeah, from Wendy's right.
The only problem is is that she was out of
Popeyes at the time. Yeah, it was not the baconator
(05:51):
she wanted at all. She got arrested. But yeah, she
was very intoxicated. And there she is here in Florida
and met the surprise of her life when she pulled
up to a Popeye's drive through and she tried to
order a baconator. The video, by the way, was taken
from inside the vehicle shows a woman. She was standing
(06:12):
in front of the drive through window. She wasn't even
in the car. She's standing in front of the window.
Most people don't do that, you know, walking into the
drive through. Most people take a vehicle. She did not.
She ordered a baconator, which is a oh it's a
Burger King staple, it says, really, I thought the baconator
was Wendy's. That might be wrong. Anyway, it was Popeyes,
(06:32):
so they don't have that anyway. No, it doesn't matter
which other restaurant sells it. It's not Popeyes, that's for sure.
Now you can immediately tell that the woman is intoxicated.
She was walking where only cars should be number one,
and also ordering a meal that doesn't exist at this restaurant.
So the police showed up, you know, as they often do,
and they tried to escort her away from the scene.
(06:53):
She didn't even know what was going on for a minute.
You know, she thought the cops were there to help
her at one point. Oh man, that's great. Yeah, but
she arrived at the Popeyes in an uber. The uber
dropped her off and she walked into the drive through line.
(07:17):
I love it. Well, how was she gonna get from
Popeyes back home? I mean, it doesn't matter. She's going
to the jail for now. She should have never got
out of the car. Yeah, you ordered for her, absolutely,
and also informed her, Hey, this is this is Popeye's
not not Burger King. There's no baconators here. Let's get
a chicken sandwich and get you home. I love it. Well,
(07:40):
that was fun. Yeah it was. We'll do it again,
and so will she, I hope, because that's a great story.
Every morning at seven thirty and nine thirty. Remember there
is a podcast that's about four hundred episodes of this,
and it's all on iHeartRadio right now as we speak.
Look for the Freak Show. WTF the podcast asked, that
(08:01):
is the freak Show? WTF the podcast? And really doesn't
matter whether it was a Popeyes or a Burger King.
She was going to urinate on the floor either way.
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