WTF the all LOCAL edition!

ALL of these stories involve locals actin' loco!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go much better? All right, here we go.
It is that time on iHeartRadio where we do have
to chase down Florida man and or Florida woman and
follow all their exploits. We do that daily in this
It's called WTF and that stands for what the Floor It?

(00:23):
And we have a theme today, Brittany, what's the theme?
Today's theme is the all Local Addition, So that means
that every single story we have this morning all relates
to a local Florida man and or Florida woman. You ready, Yes,
let's do it. We go first to Lee High Acres, Florida, Brittany,

(00:48):
Lee High YEP, that's where a pickup truck rear ended cars,
multiple cars in Lehigh before deputies chase the drivers down.
Lee County Deputies responded to a four vehicle crashed at
an intersection. This happened when, according to this, three vehicles
were stopped at red light and that's when a Dodge
rammed was traveling at a high rate of speed and

(01:10):
hit the cars from behind. Yeah, it rammed them. I
mean it was telling you what it was gonna do. Yeah.
The driver is forty year old Neil some Morga and
he was scene crashing into another vehicle on State Road
eighty two and fleeing the scene. Again. So this guy's
crashing in all kinds of vehicles with his Ram Britney,

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which is crazy to me because crashing into one car
would give me so much anxiety, like stress. I was like,
oh no, no, you know, and then you hit another
car off? Oh no, assurance too right? He said there
were four four vehicles total. Wild and then he lost
control of the ram and that crashed into some shrubs

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and trees. He got out and ran on foot. However,
that's when they let the dogs off the chain. Brittany
and the dogs out and did Neil run real quick?
So yeah, dang it, Neil, that's a full day's worth
of work. Yeah, yep, gets caught by the dog. He's drunk,

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by the way, bloodshot eyes, strong smell of alcohol. He's
been charged with nine counts of DUI, with property damage
DUI and also hit and run. Wow, that's a lot. Yeah,
even for a Florida man, that's a lot. That is
a lot. We go next to a Benita Springs woman again,
this is the all locals at the loco. Addition, a

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WTF this morning a Banita Springs woman who was already
wanted on a probation violation. It happens, well, it does happen,
especially when you go after somebody's truck with a crowbar.
They are you're gonna ask some questions. What did they do?
Lee County, a fifty five year old Florida woman is
wanted by authorities. She's wanted. She hasn't been brought to

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justice yet they're still looking for her, according to this
violating probation, after she attacked the truck that she believed
was her ex boyfriend. It was not, but she believed
it was. This always gets me because how are you
not sure right it's her ex boyfriend? You know? But
also make sure right exactly? Anyho? Come on, I just

(03:16):
wouldn't want to ruin someone else's state. Her name is
my exes yes, right, anyone else's. Her name is Dream
Benjamin Dream more like a nightmare. She was arrested for
showing up at a Lee County home to damage your
truck that she thought belonged to an unfaithful ex boyfriend.
She attacked this truck with a crowbar. However, it was
the wrong truck. The actual owner now left with thousands

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of dollars worth of damages to their truck. You imagine
you come onto your car and someone's realizing, right, the
ejecte of the wrong car. Now, she was placed on
probation for sixty months. That's five years to you and me, Brittany.
But she violated that probation. As you can imagine others,
she should be on probation for five months, five years,

(03:58):
I mean five years, nobody, I'm sorry, Like the justice
system is. That's a scam right there. It's a scam.
It's a scam. Right you're attacking some random person's truck
with a crow bar. It's a scam that you're expected to,
you know, pay restitution for that somehow, So probation of
being alsobation for five years before that didn't she already

(04:19):
she was already on probation. She was on probation and
then yeah, well she violated her probation. You can't attack
crows or trucks with crowbars, you know, That's that's fairly
what they say, that's allegedly, but she proved otherwise you can.
That's because cops generally don't want you having a good time?
Is that why? Ready? Is that why they tell you
can't attack it. They need to hear out the circumstance.

(04:41):
Circumstances is what I'm saying. Right, They got to say, Okay,
why did you do this? Well, the fact is she
got the wrong truck, so it doesn't even matter. You know,
it was her intent behind it is what we should
be looking at here. Ah, all right, we got to
go with the spirit of the law and not the
letter of the laws. I got you, now, I got you.

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All right? We go. Lastly in the WTF all locals
acting loco addition to a Fort Myers man Fort Myers
Beach arrested after deputies say he broke into a mobile
cannabis van on Fort Meyer's Beach and stole more than
seven thousand dollars worth of edibles, mushrooms and vapes. They're
doing mushrooms out on the beach now, they're selling mushies

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out there. I don't know all that's what it says
that he stole. He stole mushrooms and weed. Which beach
is this? According to this Fort Myers Beach Zachary jolly,
He's not so jolly right now. He's been charged with burglary,
criminal mischief, and grand theft after Japanty's found him with
the stolen merchandise from the Queen of Weed, which is
a mobile cannabis dispensary. She's in a van. Tell you

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think that the Queen of Weed would have a better
palace than a van on Fort Myers Beach. I mean
you would think that she would have a castle out
there by now she's the Queen of Weed. Well, she's
starting big with the name, but eventually it's gonna match
the name. The name is over promising and under delivering,
you know what I'm saying. I'm sorry. Have you tried
the product, Brian, I've not, no, but I would like

(06:09):
to get my hands on some of these mushrooms that
she's selling. I can tell you that that's glory there,
the Queen of Weeds. She's selling mushrooms. These can't be
uh anyway, we'll get it. It's too long to look
at you to look into this. Yeah. Expensive, those signs
are put that all in there right. The owners of
a mobile cannabis dispensary were alerted to a break in

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through surveillance footage showed a man breaking out a window
and climbing inside their van. He stuffed a garbage bag
or garbage can full of cannabis products. They canvas the area.
They learned the suspect was staying it as a guest
at a nearby hotel. When they searched it. They say hotel,
but I'm thinking his motel, Brittany, you know what I'm saying.
Are there any motels over there? Yeah? I gotta think

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he was taken into custody, by the way for theft
and burglary, but he ripped off the Queen of Weeds
messed up, man, don't do that. I'm one of her
loyal subjects. Well, that was fun. We'll do it again
every morning at seven thirty, nine thirty. Remember, listen to
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forward The Freak Show. WTF the podcast that is The
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acting loco. This guy is stealing all kinds of weed. I'll
tell you what, Brady, that's what they call a high crime.
You know what I mean.