September 18, 2024 • 11 mins
Today we celebrate National Cheeseburger Day by listing all the deals to be had - in alphabetical order and excruciatingly long detail. In fact, the entire episode is just one big ad for Big Cheeseburger. Unpaid. Stupid, right? Kidding – at least, a little. We also talk stress days this year so far, bright pink drinking water and how good coffee actually is for you.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Getting the ground running this morning. We have construction crews
coming to the house today, so.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I gotta like hurry up and do this and track
and all that stuff. Welcome to the Girly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
A couple housekeeping items before we move forward with today's stuff.
Just a follow up to Monday, where I mentioned just
being a parent having a son who played his first
ever football game. It's flag. He's five years old, and
having scored his first ever touchdown on like a seventy
yard run. It was like the length of the entire
field they're allowed to play on. I was nervous going
(00:40):
into Monday's game because how do you follow that up?
You know, I didn't want him to be disappointed because
he didn't score a spectacular touchdown. Turns out didn't have
any reason to worry. He ran for like fifty yards
and threw two touchdown passes. So pretty sure, I'm Buddy
Garrity Now I need a bolo tie, a car dealership,
(01:02):
and just gobs of money about to turn this team
into a wear won't ever do that again. I'm excited
about today. There's plenty of things, a lot of one
off jokes. Just as I was prepping a little bit
and I don't know if I'll be able to get
to all of them during the show today, but certainly
(01:23):
going to try to get them all in here. We're
going to talk about National Cheeseburger Day. I hate days
like this. Hate it. It's one of my least favorite
radio tropes. It's just the Hey, you know what today is.
It's National Red Curtains Day. And you want to get
red curtains. You can go to Jacon Penny and they've
got them six for a dollar. I don't know something
(01:43):
like that, but on National Cheeseburger Day, it actually translates
into something you could use, especially if, like tonight, my
son I is football practice, my daughter has piano cooking
dinner like I'm gonna start here in a minute, but
if it doesn't finish in time, like you know, we'll
get you. There's plenty of deals to be had, so
we'll go over that. Plus bright pink water, we'll talk
(02:05):
about that. Delicious, actually no taste, awful, safe to drink, awful. Now,
drinking coffee can cut your disease risk. It looks like
by a ton more than you think it would, and
not just like colds and cub like strokes. And diabetes,
heart disease, and a couple other things. Oh, the stressed out.
(02:26):
How many times a year do you feel stressed out?
Going to make you feel better at least about stressing out,
not changing the fact that you're going to be We
start today though, in Jackson County, Indiana, that is where
a woman has now proven something. You can file this
in the things you didn't know but are glad you
do now because it may come in handy because you
got an uncle. Turns out you can be too drunk
(02:48):
for jail, at least in Jackson County, Indiana. Too drunk
for jail. It's a fine line, right, a real thin,
small needle to thread. Too drunk for jail, not drunk
enough to go to the hospital. That's why in j
Jackson County, they booked a lady after picking her up
for DUI with a blood alcohol level of ridiculous. It
was zero point two five to five. It's incredibly hot.
(03:12):
And instead of like accepting her into the jail, they
were like, Mmm, she might be a little too drunk
to be here. You would imagine at that point if
she's too drunk to go to jail, that's a medical thing.
And they need to take her to the hospital. Instead,
they just left her in the parking lot. Too drunk
for jail. You can be there threaded the needle, probably
(03:34):
getting out of that. At least the repercussions for that
DUI right. I think she walked nineteen blocks before somebody
found her.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Booh, it's a rough one.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Not nearly as bad though, as it is in Shelby, Iowa.
You can file this one probably under thank God we
live in the Ozarks, because at least we don't live
in Shelby, Iowa, which, by the way, just in and
of itself, sounds terrible. However, on this day, they have
a water problem in Shelby, Iowa, one that I think
my kids would be very excited about, specifically my daughter,
(04:05):
because they're water coming out of the tap right now
is currently bright pink. Truly, I saw the picture. It
looks like food coloring. It's amazing. Apparently tastes horrible though,
I guess it's iron in there in a word that
I can't pronounce. They said, quote, it's like you're drinking
straight pennies unquote. Authorities say that the problem started Saturday.
(04:27):
Four different water pumps did not re engage in potassium.
Permanagnant day is that it permanganate. See, I can do it.
It's just more fun to say permanagadant day. Anyways, Uh,
it's not the only time they've had to deal with it.
It's all bright pink, and I guess this is more
of a visual bit than anything else. I could just
(04:48):
lean on the Thank God we live in the ozons
and not here where the water is bright pink and
as amazing as that may be, to look at it
tastes like pennies, which I don't know. Maybe your kids
are into bright pink and eating loose change.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Maybe they just love it. Shelby Iowa Vaccasion. This fall.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Latin Grammys are out. This is really all hinging on.
If I've got a song that is either a throwback
like Shakira songs, I think she's up for one. I
don't think we've played any bad Bonnie right now. I'm
going to look through these nominations because if there are
at least one artist nominated for the twenty twenty four
Latin Grammys, I get to use the following joke coming
(05:29):
out of that song, like person nominated for a Latin
Grammy this year. In fact, the nomination's announced earlier this morning,
and once again I have been left off the list
or something like that, you know, hahaha. He thinks he
should be Latin Grammy. Look, man, I got an Emmy.
Is it so far fetched? I could win a Latin
Grammy as well? Every year, it turns out, as we
(05:53):
take a very sharp left. Every year, the average American
feels stressed out one hundred and fifty six times at
least this year. So far, that number will grow, especially
as we get into the holiday season. So so far
this year, the average American has been stressed out one
hundred and fifty six times.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Out of how many days you ask?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'm glad you did, because I looked it up and
I don't like putting in the effort if it's not
going to pay off. There have been so far in
twenty twenty four, two hundred sixty two years. No, I'm sorry,
two hundred sixty two days, which means out of the
one hundred and fifty six of those sixty percent of
the days that you have lived in twenty twenty four,
you have felt stressed out. No solution, but you're not alone.
(06:39):
There's something there, right, I lean on that A lot,
because a lot of these stories, it's like, here's the problem,
no solution. I try to lean on the well, hey,
if you're also feeling stressed out and have a lot
this year, you're not alone. There's some kind of solace
in that, right. It turns out that drinking coffee can
cut the risk of a stroke or heart disease or
(07:02):
type two diabetes. Buy and this is not a joke
forty eight percent. New study well, another trope I hate.
New study out says that at three cups of coffee
a day can reduce your risk of all those diseases
and more by forty eight percent three cups. Recommend it
(07:22):
limit four cups a day. They also note that if
you add a lot of cream and sugar, you might
not actually see.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
The benefits from the coffee drinking study.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But if you don't, what is the point of drinking
coffee at all? I would just counter with to drink
that brown dirt water with nothing in it to make
it taste you know, palatable.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Hard pass.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Finally, today it's National Cheeseburger Day. There are deals to
be had, and I will run through these briefly. I'm
gonna probably spend two breaks this afternoon on this only
because I don't want to just sit there and list
off seven different local restaurants doing something for National Cheeseburger Day.
We'll do a couple of sit downs in a fast
food or two fast foods and a sit down on
(08:07):
National Cheeseburger Day, which is today. You can find the
following deals app will be still exists. They're offering a
classic burger deal for eight ninety nine. That is the
most expensive deal on here. By the way, McDonald's if
you jump in the app, which a lot of these
are pointing to the app, they're like, trade is your
data for you know, cheeseburgers, if you're willing to do it.
(08:29):
McDonald's today is going to do a fifty cent double cheeseburger.
Burger King is going to do a cheeseburger with the
purchase of a dollar or more, you get it for free.
More deals from them throughout the week. Dairy Queen starting
today all the way through Sunday, free double cheeseburger with
a purchase on the app of a dollar or more.
(08:52):
Wendy's now through the twenty second Junior Baking cheeseburger. It
says here for only ten cents listed weird point zero
point one dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
What it says, all right, well that's ten cents.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Anyways, you gotta order something else, and it's got to
be on the app as well. Again, trading your data
for What a Burger National Cheeseburger Day. If you are
a Rewards member who plays an app order or online
order for a Paddy Melt Sweet and Spicy Bacon burger
or a Whataburger but cheese, are entered to win a
free Whataburgers for a year contest, you get fifty two coupons.
(09:30):
Ooh really, fifty two? That's you imagine going to What
a Burger once a week.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
All year long.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I like it, don't get me wrong, man, but ooh boy,
Red Robin is doing their gourmet cheeseburger bottomless signs and
a drink for just ten bucks, so I guess that's
the most expensive one on the deal. And Sonic quarter
pound double cheeseburger for a buck ninety nine. So yeah,
a lot of deals to be had out there. If
you don't feel like cooking tonight, guess what someone's trying
(09:58):
up a couches for you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And it's real cheap today.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Speaking of real cheap. If you feel cheated by this
podcast today, don't worry. Uh, We'll go twice as long tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
How about that. I'm just worried, man, I'm worried.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
This construction crew is gonna show up and I'm gonna
be here trying to track over the sounds of like
bang bang bang, you know, or breaking glass. Hopefully not
breaking glass. They're putting windows in. Ideally, you know, those
don't break. It's in the worst spots too, both kids' bedrooms,
including the most expensive window, which is the one that
does the least.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's a little half moon.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Window above my daughter's like primary window in her room.
That one costs like three grand I know, I know,
this whole thing's gonna cost us like eight thousand dollars
for four fing windows, one in his room, one in
her room, and two in our bedroom. The two in
our bedroom, by the way, or the reason this whole
thing is happening, they needed to be replaced. One of
(10:57):
them is just popping out of the wall. I can't
understand it. They say it's probably because of wind. It's
a pretty strong wind hitting our house. If it's blowing
a full window unit out of the house, I'm a
little concerned. There's more about that than meets the eye.
But you know, they were very clear that eight thousand
is a soft number and may may move up. So
(11:20):
anybody wants to sponsor this podcast or just me generally
through life, I'm more than willing to take your money.
I'll do anything at this point to make these windows
happen until tomorrow. Maybe we'll talk this afternoon, maybe not.
If not, it's all good. You were here for this,
and I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I do.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'm not just saying that because this is the way
we sign off for this show every day. And yeah,
whether or not you're here this afternoon, I hope we'll
talk to you tomorrow.
Getting the ground running this morning. We have construction crews
coming to the house today, so.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I gotta like hurry up and do this and track
and all that stuff. Welcome to the Girly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
A couple housekeeping items before we move forward with today's stuff.
Just a follow up to Monday, where I mentioned just
being a parent having a son who played his first
ever football game. It's flag. He's five years old, and
having scored his first ever touchdown on like a seventy
yard run. It was like the length of the entire
field they're allowed to play on. I was nervous going
(00:40):
into Monday's game because how do you follow that up?
You know, I didn't want him to be disappointed because
he didn't score a spectacular touchdown. Turns out didn't have
any reason to worry. He ran for like fifty yards
and threw two touchdown passes. So pretty sure, I'm Buddy
Garrity Now I need a bolo tie, a car dealership,
(01:02):
and just gobs of money about to turn this team
into a wear won't ever do that again. I'm excited
about today. There's plenty of things, a lot of one
off jokes. Just as I was prepping a little bit
and I don't know if I'll be able to get
to all of them during the show today, but certainly
(01:23):
going to try to get them all in here. We're
going to talk about National Cheeseburger Day. I hate days
like this. Hate it. It's one of my least favorite
radio tropes. It's just the Hey, you know what today is.
It's National Red Curtains Day. And you want to get
red curtains. You can go to Jacon Penny and they've
got them six for a dollar. I don't know something
(01:43):
like that, but on National Cheeseburger Day, it actually translates
into something you could use, especially if, like tonight, my
son I is football practice, my daughter has piano cooking
dinner like I'm gonna start here in a minute, but
if it doesn't finish in time, like you know, we'll
get you. There's plenty of deals to be had, so
we'll go over that. Plus bright pink water, we'll talk
(02:05):
about that. Delicious, actually no taste, awful, safe to drink, awful. Now,
drinking coffee can cut your disease risk. It looks like
by a ton more than you think it would, and
not just like colds and cub like strokes. And diabetes,
heart disease, and a couple other things. Oh, the stressed out.
(02:26):
How many times a year do you feel stressed out?
Going to make you feel better at least about stressing out,
not changing the fact that you're going to be We
start today though, in Jackson County, Indiana, that is where
a woman has now proven something. You can file this
in the things you didn't know but are glad you
do now because it may come in handy because you
got an uncle. Turns out you can be too drunk
(02:48):
for jail, at least in Jackson County, Indiana. Too drunk
for jail. It's a fine line, right, a real thin,
small needle to thread. Too drunk for jail, not drunk
enough to go to the hospital. That's why in j
Jackson County, they booked a lady after picking her up
for DUI with a blood alcohol level of ridiculous. It
was zero point two five to five. It's incredibly hot.
(03:12):
And instead of like accepting her into the jail, they
were like, Mmm, she might be a little too drunk
to be here. You would imagine at that point if
she's too drunk to go to jail, that's a medical thing.
And they need to take her to the hospital. Instead,
they just left her in the parking lot. Too drunk
for jail. You can be there threaded the needle, probably
(03:34):
getting out of that. At least the repercussions for that
DUI right. I think she walked nineteen blocks before somebody
found her.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Booh, it's a rough one.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Not nearly as bad though, as it is in Shelby, Iowa.
You can file this one probably under thank God we
live in the Ozarks, because at least we don't live
in Shelby, Iowa, which, by the way, just in and
of itself, sounds terrible. However, on this day, they have
a water problem in Shelby, Iowa, one that I think
my kids would be very excited about, specifically my daughter,
(04:05):
because they're water coming out of the tap right now
is currently bright pink. Truly, I saw the picture. It
looks like food coloring. It's amazing. Apparently tastes horrible though,
I guess it's iron in there in a word that
I can't pronounce. They said, quote, it's like you're drinking
straight pennies unquote. Authorities say that the problem started Saturday.
(04:27):
Four different water pumps did not re engage in potassium.
Permanagnant day is that it permanganate. See, I can do it.
It's just more fun to say permanagadant day. Anyways, Uh,
it's not the only time they've had to deal with it.
It's all bright pink, and I guess this is more
of a visual bit than anything else. I could just
(04:48):
lean on the Thank God we live in the ozons
and not here where the water is bright pink and
as amazing as that may be, to look at it
tastes like pennies, which I don't know. Maybe your kids
are into bright pink and eating loose change.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Maybe they just love it. Shelby Iowa Vaccasion. This fall.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Latin Grammys are out. This is really all hinging on.
If I've got a song that is either a throwback
like Shakira songs, I think she's up for one. I
don't think we've played any bad Bonnie right now. I'm
going to look through these nominations because if there are
at least one artist nominated for the twenty twenty four
Latin Grammys, I get to use the following joke coming
(05:29):
out of that song, like person nominated for a Latin
Grammy this year. In fact, the nomination's announced earlier this morning,
and once again I have been left off the list
or something like that, you know, hahaha. He thinks he
should be Latin Grammy. Look, man, I got an Emmy.
Is it so far fetched? I could win a Latin
Grammy as well? Every year, it turns out, as we
(05:53):
take a very sharp left. Every year, the average American
feels stressed out one hundred and fifty six times at
least this year. So far, that number will grow, especially
as we get into the holiday season. So so far
this year, the average American has been stressed out one
hundred and fifty six times.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Out of how many days you ask?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'm glad you did, because I looked it up and
I don't like putting in the effort if it's not
going to pay off. There have been so far in
twenty twenty four, two hundred sixty two years. No, I'm sorry,
two hundred sixty two days, which means out of the
one hundred and fifty six of those sixty percent of
the days that you have lived in twenty twenty four,
you have felt stressed out. No solution, but you're not alone.
(06:39):
There's something there, right, I lean on that A lot,
because a lot of these stories, it's like, here's the problem,
no solution. I try to lean on the well, hey,
if you're also feeling stressed out and have a lot
this year, you're not alone. There's some kind of solace
in that, right. It turns out that drinking coffee can
cut the risk of a stroke or heart disease or
(07:02):
type two diabetes. Buy and this is not a joke
forty eight percent. New study well, another trope I hate.
New study out says that at three cups of coffee
a day can reduce your risk of all those diseases
and more by forty eight percent three cups. Recommend it
(07:22):
limit four cups a day. They also note that if
you add a lot of cream and sugar, you might
not actually see.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
The benefits from the coffee drinking study.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But if you don't, what is the point of drinking
coffee at all? I would just counter with to drink
that brown dirt water with nothing in it to make
it taste you know, palatable.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Hard pass.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Finally, today it's National Cheeseburger Day. There are deals to
be had, and I will run through these briefly. I'm
gonna probably spend two breaks this afternoon on this only
because I don't want to just sit there and list
off seven different local restaurants doing something for National Cheeseburger Day.
We'll do a couple of sit downs in a fast
food or two fast foods and a sit down on
(08:07):
National Cheeseburger Day, which is today. You can find the
following deals app will be still exists. They're offering a
classic burger deal for eight ninety nine. That is the
most expensive deal on here. By the way, McDonald's if
you jump in the app, which a lot of these
are pointing to the app, they're like, trade is your
data for you know, cheeseburgers, if you're willing to do it.
(08:29):
McDonald's today is going to do a fifty cent double cheeseburger.
Burger King is going to do a cheeseburger with the
purchase of a dollar or more, you get it for free.
More deals from them throughout the week. Dairy Queen starting
today all the way through Sunday, free double cheeseburger with
a purchase on the app of a dollar or more.
(08:52):
Wendy's now through the twenty second Junior Baking cheeseburger. It
says here for only ten cents listed weird point zero
point one dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
What it says, all right, well that's ten cents.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Anyways, you gotta order something else, and it's got to
be on the app as well. Again, trading your data
for What a Burger National Cheeseburger Day. If you are
a Rewards member who plays an app order or online
order for a Paddy Melt Sweet and Spicy Bacon burger
or a Whataburger but cheese, are entered to win a
free Whataburgers for a year contest, you get fifty two coupons.
(09:30):
Ooh really, fifty two? That's you imagine going to What
a Burger once a week.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
All year long.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I like it, don't get me wrong, man, but ooh boy,
Red Robin is doing their gourmet cheeseburger bottomless signs and
a drink for just ten bucks, so I guess that's
the most expensive one on the deal. And Sonic quarter
pound double cheeseburger for a buck ninety nine. So yeah,
a lot of deals to be had out there. If
you don't feel like cooking tonight, guess what someone's trying
(09:58):
up a couches for you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And it's real cheap today.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Speaking of real cheap. If you feel cheated by this
podcast today, don't worry. Uh, We'll go twice as long tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
How about that. I'm just worried, man, I'm worried.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
This construction crew is gonna show up and I'm gonna
be here trying to track over the sounds of like
bang bang bang, you know, or breaking glass. Hopefully not
breaking glass. They're putting windows in. Ideally, you know, those
don't break. It's in the worst spots too, both kids' bedrooms,
including the most expensive window, which is the one that
does the least.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's a little half moon.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Window above my daughter's like primary window in her room.
That one costs like three grand I know, I know,
this whole thing's gonna cost us like eight thousand dollars
for four fing windows, one in his room, one in
her room, and two in our bedroom. The two in
our bedroom, by the way, or the reason this whole
thing is happening, they needed to be replaced. One of
(10:57):
them is just popping out of the wall. I can't
understand it. They say it's probably because of wind. It's
a pretty strong wind hitting our house. If it's blowing
a full window unit out of the house, I'm a
little concerned. There's more about that than meets the eye.
But you know, they were very clear that eight thousand
is a soft number and may may move up. So
(11:20):
anybody wants to sponsor this podcast or just me generally
through life, I'm more than willing to take your money.
I'll do anything at this point to make these windows
happen until tomorrow. Maybe we'll talk this afternoon, maybe not.
If not, it's all good. You were here for this,
and I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I do.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'm not just saying that because this is the way
we sign off for this show every day. And yeah,
whether or not you're here this afternoon, I hope we'll
talk to you tomorrow.
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