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Speaker 1 (00:10):
What is Tom Cruise trying to prove? It seems to
me that this guy is he's taking the like doing
your own stunts thing and it's just getting out a
hand at this point, like he's using his movies and
now the Olympic closing ceremonies to get he is like
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adrenaline junkie high right. Do you see it? I mean
nobody did because it was the closing ceremonies of the Olympics,
so no one's really watching those. But the highlights Tom
Cruise just showing up at the top of the stadium
there in Paris and ziplining his way down to take
the flag from Simone Piles. She does some of the
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most dangerous things ever off of a vault gymnastics platform,
I mean seriously in ensure your self type things, and
out of the two of them, Tom Cruise still the nuttiest.
What's that guy trying to prove? Man? It's like one
time somebody was like, do you you did you do that? Wow?
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That's incredible, And he heard that and thought, now I'm
doing this for the rest of my life because I
just need people to know I hang off that airplane.
I will jump off that Cliff for a why. I
don't know. I'm gonna be straight up with you. I
saw a mission impossible to not so much the rest
welcome it is. It's good to be back. This is
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my voice cracking. That's awesome too. This is the first
show in a while. I'll tell you we took that
one hundredth episode took forever to record with the short
story who knew eighty three hundred words took so long
to read? And then the last week was a tough week,
and I'm not going to pretend like it wasn't. I
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don't know how much I can say at it other
than Hemy, who has worked with me for a long
time and we are on the same staff together here
at iHeart Springfield. No longer works for iHeart Springfield. Nothing
happened that was her fault, and I'm bummed about it.
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So there you go. It was a long, weird week.
But back to it this week and there's no like
but everything's fine. It's just but this is the way
it is, so here we are. Today's show is what
it is. Lots of stuff to talk about. I'm gonna
be honest with you. Besides the Tom Cruise, stuff like
I'm kind of over talking about the Olympics or watching them,
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so we're not going to touch on that. Disney has
revealed some new rides and attractions though, coming to theme Park,
so we'll cover that a little bit. I know people
love them. Some Disney also experts have chosen the colors
that will be the colors of twenty twenty five. I
don't know what that means, but what those colors are
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on the way today as well, we'll try to figure
out what it means together. Also, if you have an
allergy person in the family, which you'd think, I'd know
how to better describe that, being that my wife is
allergic to nearly all the foods. I don't, but some
exciting news for allergy people, specifically, if you have to
carry an everypen around with you and the thought of
stabbing it into your own leg or somebody else stabbing
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it into you does not appeal. Plus, what time of
day you're most likely to get into a car crash.
And if we have time, which most certainly we will
run out Millennials, you and I spilling the beans on
the old people hills, they will die on like uh.
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If you watch or listen to music, or watch something
on your phone in public. You have to have to
wear headphones. I'd die on that hill. But first, Disney
d twenty three. This is their convention where they announced
all their upcoming plans and everyone who wears the the
Disney cartoon characters on their shirts in public outside of
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Disney get real excited. They've got crews, projects and new
theme park rides coming up in the next few years.
Disney World, that's the one in Florida, the Magic Kingdom,
adding two new lands, not just the rides, but lands
complete lands, one with villains, which has become Have you
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noticed a lot of different games like board games and
stuff coming out where it's only Disney villain themed. I
saw two recently, one of them a Monopoly game where
you get magical powers. That's not capitalism, but it's fun.
The other land is for cars. So about twenty years
too late on that one. Hollywood Studios down there is
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getting a Monstropolis land. It's based on Monsters, Inc. That's
kind of cool. Disney Land and this is the one
in California celebrating their seventieth anniversary next year. Their first
ever audio animatronic version, Oh of Walt Disney himself. Well,
there's that. Also, the Avengers Campus at Disney California Adventure
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Park is going to double in size and they're going
to have a new cocoa themed ride, which I like
all of these more than the audio animatronic Walt Disney
It now with the addition of these new rides will
also cost your family about two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars to go. So just be ready for that, all right,
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So onto the experts and the colors of twenty twenty
five experts, which I assume these are interior exterior decorators,
people who are into like styling their lives, whether it's
painting the house or looking to redecorate inside. The colors
to Rock in twenty twenty five are as follows deep
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and moody greens, browns, rusty reds, and terra cottas. I'm
gonna be honest with you, this sounds a lot like
the mid nineties to me, where you go into somebody's
house and there's like a burgundy wall and a forest
green wall, brown, things are plaid and all three of
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those colors. There's wooden ducks around. Also yellow, bright red
and limewash greens. Yeah, this is all in the nineties.
Those are the colors of twenty twenty five. Redecorate your
life accordingly. If you've got an allergy person in your house,
and we have one, my wife specifically is allergic to
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delicious things, so that's a bummer. But it is what
it is. I was told early on in our relationship
about it, and I've dealt with it ever since. The
EpiPen is an important thing for allergy people. It is
if there's accidentally the thing you're allergic to in your
food and you don't know and put it into your
body and your throat decides it no longer wants to
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allow anything in or out. You take the EpiPen out,
jab it into your leg, and it supposedly fixes you.
I say supposedly because I've never ever used it on
my wife before. And I'm gonna just really be honest
with you here. I do not want my wife to
die or go through pain or suffering. I do kind
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of want to stab her with the EpiPen just once, though,
and to accomplish that, she would have to be in
one of the two previous states I mentioned. I didn't
want her to be in, right, all right, that's out
of the way. There is an alternative to the EpiPen.
The FDA has finally approved. We'll just take it all
the fun out of allergic attacks for me, there's no stabbing.
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It's good. It's good, I guess. But come on, all right,
The FDA is approving its first ever needle free alternative
to the EpiPen. It's a single use nasal spray to
treat allergic reaction in emergencies. It's called n Nephie, So
there's that. It's from Ars Pharmaceuticals. It costs probably about
as much as it is to get into Disneyland now. No, honestly,
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they've really reduced the price of those, and that's fantastic
because people do need them. I'm not saying that they don't.
I'm saying that's a cool They can put it like
a thing in your nose. Now, whatever I've been practicing,
we have a practice EpiPen that use like, I've practiced
with that for eleven years, twelve years, thirty, how many years,
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it doesn't matter. Whatever. What hour of the day are
you most likely to get into a car crash. New
research out says the most dangerous time behind the wheel
is between five PM and five fifty nine pm, second
place between six and six fifty nine pm. So these
are people getting off of work already pissed, or people
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getting off even later than the other people got off
work and are extra pissed running into each other out.
This may be true. I don't know. I'm never really
on the road between five and seven pm, right I'm
usually busy making dinner be an awesome practiced and stabbing
myself in the leg. What I will say is I
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have noticed the most dangerous places to be during drive time,
and it's always and this is not an admonishment, it
is just an observation. People drive the worst and make
the worst decisions around McDonald's. I have seen somebody cut
across four lanes of traffic on Campbell to get to
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the McDonald's in the middle of rush hour because they,
for whatever reason, thought that they're craving for fries or
nuggies was more important than the lives of the not
one hundred or so people who were also on the
road at that time. And it's not just that one
time either. It's been many, many times people doing stupid
stuff around McDonald's, even if it's just stopping your car
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completely in the right hand lane. You're getting ready to turn,
albeit without using your blinker at all to let the
people behind you know. I got to get a dollar
drink or whatever they are now? Are they a dollar still?
Is that not a thing they're doing anymore? Are they
like three dollars now? Because the cost of stuff is
terribly fueled by corporate greed? All right, between five and
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seven most dangerous times to be on the road. Hopefully
you are listening to this before then. I do not
want to be in the car when you die, Okay,
one way or the other, whether it's in person or
talking to you, I'd rather not be involved in that
entire process. In fact, I think I demonstrated earlier before
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I'd rather be involved in the saving of your life process,
specifically by stabbing you. And finally, gosh, dang it, we
have time for this. I don't know how to frame
these very much. They're like comments pulled by sites like
Reddit or whatever, like the old people hills they'll die on.
That's what I'm referring to here. And it's not a list,
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And sometimes I like to turn it into a list
because who's going to fact check me? Who cares the
top five old people hills. Millennials say that they'll die
on I mentioned earlier listening without headphones to whatever in public,
hating downloading an app for everything. I'll die on that
hill too. I would rather just go to the website.
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It takes the exact same amount of time bandwidth to
go to the website and not the app. What's the difference?
Why do they want the app because it allows them
to track you and your behavior. Touchscreen keyboards one hundred
percent agree with that one too. They're not the most
annoying thing. But besides the joy of the tactile, you
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know that thing, A lot of times you really have
to center your finger in that button or doesn't work,
and they're always at a weird angler. If you're doing
it on a flat screen, you got to like tilt
your wrist back further than forty five degrees and then
tipping for sit down meals only. I don't know where
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I'm at on this one. There's some stuff you should
never have to tip for, but there's other stuff. We
go to the donut shop, my daughter and I because
for some reason on Saturday morning, the both of us
got up before the sun and I don't know why
on the weekend, I can't just sleep in. But it's
nice to have a partner, even if that partner is
my eight year old daughter. And by the way she
gets up, she came out of her room before the
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sun came up, dressed with a person ready. So yeah,
we did the air. We did chores outside before everybody
got up. I mowed the backyard just a little, not
a lot, but I have an electric mowar. It's very quiet.
So while everybody was sleeping, I was mowing the backyard
some just our little area that I need to push
mo in, not the field. Well, we go to the
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donut shop and they got a little tip thing there.
That's not a sit down meal, that's donuts. But I
mean they're up early too. They don't deserve a buck
or two every now and then. I don't know, I
don't know where I'm at on it, but tipping has
gotten to a point now where you are questioning those things.
I will admit it. Well, that's it. Today. We're gonna
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chop this up and turn it into a show. Should
be pretty easy. In fact, while we were talking just now,
I got an email about some new music coming out Friday.
I'm not allowed to share with you. It does, however,
have to do with maybe, not even maybe one my
favorite pop artist. We play on Alice ninety five to five,
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and it's been a while a while since we've gotten
music that was made for pop radio from this artist.
New stuff coming this Friday. That's all I will say
for today's show. It's gonna be good and if you
listen this afternoon, awesome. If not, it's fine. I mean,
it's fine. Do you not your mom? Glad you were
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here for this though. We'll talk to you tomorrow.