July 31, 2024 • 25 mins
For the 99th episode of this shi... show, I've decided to do something different. Specifically, I’m rolling tape on the actual shift that makes it on the air. Now, couple things: 1 - There's no "tape". That's an old guy thing. 2 - you won't be able to hear the music I’m talking out of/into because I couldn't get the thing to work without messing up the broadcast AND, you know, copyright police and lawyers. And finally, 3 - this is about as raw as it gets. I do my very best not to cuss loudly and wildly but if one slips in, pleased accept my less than sincere apology. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
I've got a million things going on today, and I'm
gonna try something different. We'll see how it goes. Because
there's no good way to get the audio that I
hear when recording a show onto this without affecting the
way that the show actually sounds. So we've jerry rigged
something together here where I've put headphones on a separate
(00:30):
microphone and have it turned way down so it doesn't
pick up my voice but might pick up some I
don't know. We'll just see essentially what's gonna happen today.
And maybe this is the first line I should have said,
is I'm gonna record my afternoon show, and here's what
it sounds like when I do it. We're talking everything
from the longer breaks to the shorter stuff up the
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ramps of songs. Ramps aren't intros. As well as me
the things I say to myself, I do it. How
quick it is to do. We're going to do five
hours worth here. And if we're looking for a truly
behind the scenes look, I mean, this is what it is.
This is you sitting in the same room as me
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while I do the thing. The reason, by the way,
is because on top of having to run two errands
already this morning, including dropping my wife off at her
job and having to go pick her up because our
van we're thirteen hundred dollars deep, already into fixes and
it's still still not at all. In fact, it's doing
exactly the same thing it has been doing. There's also
(01:37):
a trip to the dump we have to make. There's
some stuff we've been meaning to get rid of, and
if I don't do it today, I don't know when
i'll have my truck again because my wife's going to
be taking it, and about six other errands that need
to get run throughout the course of the day. So
here we go. It is the two o'clock hour on
the thirty first of July, the ninety ninth episode out
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of this show. It took us ninety nine to do
like a full run through of what the show actually
sounds like. Can you hear that? If I turn that
up a little bit? Can you hear? All? Right? Hold on,
I'm gonna pause this and see if you can actually
hear the music? All right? It doesn't work, So you're
just gonna have to imagine the songs we're talking in
(02:20):
and out of, and they're short and they sound rushed
or timed or whatever. That's exactly what they are. This
first one, by the way, it's a two second intro
up Kelly Clarkson, because of you, I'm not going to
announce to you the things. I'm not gonna go in
and out of this. This is just what it sounds
like when I do it in three whatever, two whatever.
It's Alis Stanty five five. A couple of minutes after two,
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Clint Gurley with Sabrina Carpenter here next Sabrina Carpenter. All right,
it's Alie Stanty five five, Clint Gurley. Don't forget. We've
got a tax free weekend coming up for the kiddos,
and and and this is a big deal. During tax
free weekend at the Battlefield Mall, we're giving away a
(03:03):
five hundred dollars shopping spree. In fact, Saturday eleven to
one at the Battlefield Mall. Come join us right there
at the entrance right off of Glenstone. You know the
main I don't know if that's the main one, but
it's the one that I always go in, you know,
the one there. All right, we'll be there eleven to
one exclusively between those times. Will you have a chance
to win, and only people who come out will have
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a chance to win this five hundred bucks. So we
will see you there this Saturday, tax free weekend. We'll
back to school help from Alie nanty five five. In
the meantime, Sam Smith coming up TLC. Taylor with her
latest It's all here next was not very good. That's
pretty terrible. Now whatever you know what? Uh? What do
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they say? Perfect is the enemy of something or other?
Dallas nanty five five with coldplay there we'll throwback from
TLC now phoned it in Wait to go buddy all right? Back?
So well, Taylor, I could do it with a Broken
Heart is music you should know and her latest as
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promised here on Alice standy five five. I wish you
could hear the music. It would make me not sound
like an idiot. This is probably gonna be the worst
podcast we've done. He does pretty terrible ones too, And
so there is Benson Boone here on Alice standy five five.
I'm Clint Gurley. I'm excited, not just because nope, that's
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not you know, it's important Clint having something to talk
about before you actually start talking. All right, there's Benson
Boone here on Alice standy five five. I'm Clint Gurley.
You ever taken a nap and failed at it? Like
whether you couldn't get to sleep or when you woke
up you were just groggy and it didn't do anything,
It just made you more sleepy. Here is how, according
(04:51):
to experts, to take the perfect nap. It's a three
step process. Apparently, Number one, keep it short. Twenty minutes
is the optimal time for anapur Any shorter, no good,
Any longer, no good. Number two sleep on the couch,
not the bed. And then they say number three is
picked the right time of day for your power nap.
Most people that's between one and three. It's a three
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step process to take the perfect nap. I look, I've
been napping for a long time. I think maybe four
to five times. Only in my some odd thirty years
of doing it have I ever taken a good one.
So even following the steps, don't be surprised if you fail.
That's all all right, Harry Styles coming up. Nope, I
don't like this break at all. I don't like it
at all. Turn off the music. God, So that was
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fifty some odd seconds. Let's cut this down to like
thirty here we go, Here we go, Here we go.
It's Alice naty five five, Clint Gurley. You ever taken
a nap and failed at taking a nap? Whether it's
either not grow fu come on you idiots, you stupid
this it's not that difficult. Alice is stenty five five,
(06:01):
Clint Gurly, that's me. You ever tried to take a
nap and failed at taking a nap, whether it's you
wake up and you're still like worse off than you
while not still okay okay, okay, okay, okay, idiot, really
(06:21):
on the one day we record it, we're gonna take okay,
it's fine. It's Benson Boom. Here it's Dallas stanenty five five,
Clint Curly. You ever taken a nap and then failed
at taking a nap? You wake up and you're still
really tired, or maybe you couldn't get to sleep or
wasn't as good as you'd hoped. Here is how, according
to experts, to take the perfect nap. It's a three
step process. Number one, keep its short, twenty minutes is optimal.
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Number two sleep on the couch, not the bat, and
number three pick the right time of day. For most people,
that's between one and three pm. Now here's what I
will say. I'm not an expert, although in my thirty
years of nap taking, I've tried it a few times.
And what I will say is, even if you do
all three of these things, I think, out of my
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thirty years, maybe five times total, have I ever taken
a nap that I was like, Yeah, that was a
good one. So you're probably gonna fail. I'm just throwing
that out there. You already know if you are a
habitual nap taker like me. All right, Harry styles come up,
Shaboozi Fouji's will throwbacks all here next, This way too long,
but I'm I'm mad at myself for even trying it.
(07:28):
Here we go the ROBERTA. Flack cover. Anybody with ROBERTA. Flacker?
Is that just me who remembers? I don't remember. I
mean I stole it off of Nope. Okay, Now we're
just aging ourselves and that's not what we need to do.
We're not here to make people feel older. It's Dallas
twenty five five. I have a little Shaboozi music you
should know. Now Here we go. Just keep it simple,
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Just keep it simple. Play the music. Man. The one
thing I will say is I am editing myself. Right
just after three o'clock here in the OZARX, we've got
post Belone, Morgan Wallen lined up at about three minutes
here on Ali standy five five. It's up Katie Perry
and that ridiculous song. But a bump up, bump up up, Pap,
(08:10):
get a little help from Morgan Wallen. It's Post Malone
here on Alie stanty five five. I'm Clint Early. He
is coming to town. I mentioned this, I think a
couple times yesterday. Just a heads up though, if you
didn't hear Post Malone's coming to the Ozarks in a
couple of weeks. He's going to be right down to
the Walmart amp so forty four to forty nine. You
can't miss it, and we'd love to send you. If
you don't have your tickets yet, you can win those
right now at alis nantyfive five dot com. Just hit
(08:33):
the contest page. In the meantime, here we've got the
latest out of do a Leak. But to get to
imagine Dragons, Olivia Rodrigo and heck, that's just the next
twenty minutes. Stop by the way, I click stop before
I stop the music, so it's not like this little
like second and a half of music afterwards makes it
on the air. I'm very professional, as promised. There is
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Olivia Rodrigo here on Alice standy five five. Edmund McCay
one of those yeah, all right, idiot, all right, making
our saxophone solo quota for the afternoon here on Alice
nanty five five. Now this is uh, this is Edward McCain.
I had somebody ask me once if we've really had
a quota. Maybe we do, all right, we don't, by
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the way, as promised. The latest that to do a
lipa here on Alice nanty five five. Still to come,
we got Taylor imagine dragons both here inside the next
ten minutes. If you want to hang out, of course
you do. Why wouldn't you hanging with your best friend?
That's me, I'm your bestie. And there's Taylor here on
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Alice natty five five. Clint Gurley with you. Did you
ever have old jeans just laying around and you know
you need new ones, but you don't necessarily want to
donate your old ones because they're not great. Good news
Target is doing a denim take back event August fourth
through the tenth. You can bring up to I think
five denim items, so jackets included your white snake fan
(10:06):
you and uh turn them in. They'll give you up
to I think it's a twenty percent discount on any
new denim you purchase. This is all I think. If
you're a Target Circle member, which, by the way, sounds
like out of all of the rewards programs, Target Circle
sounds the most like a cult. Just throwing that out there,
but it's a pretty coold thing. For the Denim by
Back event. You join for a day and then hopefully
(10:29):
be able to get yourself out. You want to end
up on a netflick special either way this August it's
coming up. This is a terrible break. We're going to
redo this whole thing. God, dude, I'm really struggling today, Bronson.
You hear aboutam struggling? Yeah, you do it. It's Taylor here
on alis nanty five five. Clint Gurly, this is awesome news.
If you need new jenes or denhim and you have
(10:50):
a bunch of old stuff that you don't feel good
about down downloading donating because that's just not in great shape.
Target is doing a denim take back event where you
can bring up to like five denim items between August
fourth and the tenth, and if you're a Target Circle,
we're gonna just ignore how that sounds like our cult.
But if you're a Target Circle member, they'll give you
like twenty percent off any new denim purchases after you
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do the TakeBack things. So all good things minus the cult,
which I know it's not, but it sounds like it
out of all the you know, discount programs, rewards programs,
doesn't Target Circle sound like the most cult like. Anyway,
August fourth through the tenth. To get to it, we'll
do Maroon five in sync and Teddy Swims All Night
hit a little hard on that. On the cult thing,
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on that one, it's fine. Somebody will find it entertaining,
and if not, it's it's also fine. I beyond caring.
The latest from Teddy Swims the do that's a hard
transition to make there. Hold on the Door is the
latest out of Teddy Swims, as promised here on Alice
Tanty five to five Megan promises filling promises. We are
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into the four clock hour. Now see how quickly that goes.
That's two hours We've knocked out in what two minutes?
It would have been like thirty seconds if I wouldn't
have been such an idiot. This is one point oh,
Taylor Swift right, how many variations? How many upgrades have
there been? Four or five? Or like on five point
nine right now, the one that comes with the football boyfriend. Anyways,
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this is one point zero Taylor on Alice standy five
five Enjoy Love Story. I basically said the Enjoy Love
Story part because I had about a half a second
to phill and you listening didn't know what song I
was talking about. It's Alice stanty five five, Clinton Gurley.
Every now and then they add really new this time,
(12:44):
it's gen Z phrases into the actual English Language Dictionary,
the definition of it. So the gen Z slang that
has been added this year to the Cambridge Dictionary at
least things like boop. I was boop not in It's
fine whatever. I didn't know there was a gen Z thing.
The ick is definitely a gen Z thing. That's when
you feel a sudden dislike for somebody or something. Iyk
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y k if you know, you know, that's literally the transition.
But oh god, this is a terrible. All right, all right,
let's focus up. This is three breaks in a row
where it's not about like station business. I'll tell you
what we're gonna do. We're gonna here we go. It's
Dallas twenty five to five, Clint girly. This is a
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big deal. If you need a little help with back
to school shopping, I know the costs are just ridiculous
right now. And if you've got especially more than the
one kid going back like we do, yay this year,
just in time for inflation and all that. This Saturday
tax free weekend. By the way, we're gonna be at
the Battlefield Mall giving away a five hundred dollars shopping
spree for you for back to school. Eleven to one
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is one. We'll be there inside the Glenstone accent you
know the one that the main one. You know that
one will be set up there only between eleven and
one people who stop fire eligible to win. And by
the way, you don't have to hang out till one
o'clock in order to find out. If you do win,
we'll call you. We're not heartless monsters. We know you've
got things to do. Anyways, Eleven to one Battlefield Mall
this Saturday. We'll see you there. Yeah, good deal, and
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shere and Sean Mandesk Coldplay all next. Just yell out
band names and say they're coming up next. That's a
good way to do radio, you dummy. We promise you
had the new one from Coldplay. No we didn't. No,
we just said some cold Play. We'll just do another
music tease coming up, all right, so one week from Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
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Let's do this because this is station business that has
to get out. So starting Monday next week here on
Alice ninety five five. If you've ever wanted to go
to our iHeartRadio Music Festival before, here comes your chance
is chance is really because it's three times every day
with a chance to win your way to Vegas. And
this year's show nine one and five Monday on Alice
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nanety five five, it's Up and Park. It's a tough
one because it's such a sad feels like I'm falling
in love. Coldplay says, that's all one word and it's
their latest. Here on Alice natty five five. It's a
text joke and here we go Dallas ninety five five.
Clint Gurley. If you've been using some gen Z slang,
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you should know. That's official language. Now you can totally
use it. It's not even slang anymore. The Cambridge Dictionary
has added the ick boop, face, journey, and chef's kiss
into their actual dictionary, like those are real terms now,
not just made up by kids to make us feel dumb.
So that's nice. They also added iyk yk, which I'm
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just saying if you know, you know, it's a literal.
It was supposed to be a joke, but it came
out very confusing, and I just we're gonna move on.
Nothing about this break has made me sound cool at all,
So moving past that, we're gonna do Teddy swims Sabrina
Carpenter with her latest all here inside the next fifteen minutes,
sating it's a little self deprecation to get me through
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went in doubt, make fun of yourself. Hey, what are
you playing? Barbies? Can you do it a little quieter?
Thank you? Miss. It's the big slide, I promise you,
the new one from Sabrina Carpenter. It's not how I
just bit my tongue. Holy god, this is a dangerous job.
(16:25):
Cecilia dangerous. I really did buy my tongue. I hurt.
It's Alice stanty five five. Promise you the latest from
Sabrina Carpenter if it is in fact her her second
number one hit. This is a cup of coffee, little
espresso on Alice standy five five. That sounded really good
up the post. Well, don Clint, you hit it. You
knocked the post out. So full on party, full on
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party in the USA with the Olympics going on, in fact,
something even bigger than a gold medal for the US
to celebrate. It's a lot of gold medals. That's two
songs away on Alice standy five five, A right, so
beautiful things Benson Boone coming out of that. It's Alla
snaty five five, Clint Gurley. I know yesterday, my kids,
my wife, everybody flipping out when the US Gymnasts girls
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team won. That's not how you say that at all. Also,
this music seems extraordinarily loud. It's fine. I'm not gonna
do should I do processing on this? Is it gonna
blow people's ears out? Right? It's Alice Snanty five five,
Clint Gurley. I know yesterday, just the gold medal for
the gymnasts by itself was super exciting for our family,
I'm sure for yours as well. We also yesterday celebrated
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an even bigger record in this dates back till the
beginning of the Olympics. The United States now the first
country in history to win more than three thousand Olympic medals.
We came in needing only twenty five of them. So
it's pretty nice that, you know, in the first what
four or five days of the Olympics, knocked that one
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out either way, still more to come. I'm excited man
USA basketball earlier today, like, I'm all in on that.
That's for sure. All right, We'll do Britney Spears, jelly Roll,
Halsey all here next. Oh, I wish I had a
ramp up that Halsey song. I can move this one?
Which one would be better? No, I'm talking to my sorries.
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My daughter just asked me if I'm asking her, she's
sitting on the floor next to me. What would be
better if I talked about jelly Roll at MSU. I
mentioned that a couple times. And he's not a core
good artist. I mean, he's good, but he's not He
in a big one for us. Plus we got the
iHeart stuff, and it's difficult to talk about the festivals
sometimes without forcing it in to be a nice, easy
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one Springfield Tome for more music, more variety, including I
mean the occasional Britney Spears throwback, never the wrong time,
and she agrees it's alas Dowty five to five. I
left that a little positive there, because it's her going, yeah, eh,
(19:02):
that's dumb. Whatever, man, we're getting it done. A couple
of weeks ago, if you missed the announcement, Halsey here
added to our iHeart Radio Music Festival lineup this year.
Your chances to win tickets start Monday here on Alice
ninety five to five. Really that's ooh okay, So they
have the intro set right when she starts humming underneath,
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I've got way more time. If you missed the announcement
a couple of weeks ago, Halsey, alongside du Aleipa, both
added to our iHeart Radio Music Festival lineup this year
and starting Monday here on Alice ninety five to five,
three times a day, your chance to win a trip
to the whole thing here on Oh I'm gonna say
the whole all right, here we go, let's try it
one more time. So the announcement a couple of weeks ago,
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if you missed it, was Halsey and Dua Lipa both
now playing. Also all right, both down playing? Also what
are we just forgetting how to speak? The announcement a
couple weeks ago Halsey and du Aleipa both now playing
our iHeart Radio Music Festival amongst all the others. It's
gonna be awesome this year, and starting Monday, we've got
three chances a day to win your way there. Airfare,
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hotel tickets, all included here on Alice ninety five five.
Mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm mmmm into post Malone. We're gonna do
the concert thing again. It's a big draw. Post Malone's
gonna be in the Ozarks for the first time ever,
and Alice ninety five five not only mispronouncing words, but
also has your free tickets to see post Belone. So
(20:29):
if you'd like to go, that's just me being clever,
me being clever about the language, and it doesn't matter.
For the first time ever, Post Malone is going to
be in the Ozarks, and Alice ninety five five has
your free tickets. I feel like that's a build up
to a surprise that you already knew the answer to. Right,
of course, we have your free tickets. Why would we
be talking about it if we didn't. Just to tease you,
(20:50):
come on, you know, spend it than that. We'd love
to send you to see post Malone when he's at
the Walmart amp here in a couple of weeks. You
can win those tickets right now, and Alice ninety five five,
just go to the contest page. I'll come back Taylor,
the new one from Katy Perry all inside the next
ten minutes. Good lord, why does this five o'clock hour
feel like it's taking forever? Oh? And I get to
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talk up to zero second intro to Aerosmith. What a
way to end it? What a way to end it?
Katy Perry heard latest here on Alie stanty five five.
Let me just do that and get it over with
all right on to the six o'clock hour. Time check?
Shall we time check it? Cec, it's been a minute.
What's another word for the ozarks southwest Missouri? Now I
(21:35):
don't like it. It's beautiful ozarks of bars. All right,
we'll do that. We'll just be braggadocious. Uh, just after
six o'clock. There's beautiful Ozarks of oars here. It's Alie
Stanty five five. Oh, I was a little tight and
I didn't love it. Uh. Netflix rom Comms. If you
are a fan of the Christmas Netflix rom Coms, here's
a new one US cities that'll pay you a move Ooh,
(22:01):
which one? Which one? All right, let's do it again.
Do you remember the movie Her with Joaquin Phoenix? All right,
so there is the same thing that he fell in
love with, the AI companion that you carry around with
you and talk to all the time. That's a thing now,
not just like, hey, Google, do this thing for me.
It's what was the name of it? No, I don't
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like it. Life imitating art. That's Alas stanty five five
Clint Gurley. This is a perfect example of life imitating art,
specifically kind of creepy art. Actually, do you remember Joaquin
Phoenix when he did that movie with Scarlett Johansson, not
her but her voice. She was the AI friend and
they fell in love with each other. That is a
(22:46):
thing now, So yay, I guess an AI powered constant
companion some twenty one year old Harvard dropout named Auvey,
which I wouldn't be surprised. I feel like this is
the start of something much much better than the credit
we're giving it right now, you know, just comparing it
to her, he says, it's a little pendant you keep
around your neck, and it's a friend that you can
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talk to all the time. I don't know how I
feel about it, truthfully, So we're going to move on
past it. Do a leap up, Rihanna, Benson Boone. They're
all here next drrible old hear you drunk? Ten thirty
in the morning, Man, what are you drunk? All right?
They don't know it's ten thirty. It's a long show.
(23:30):
Here we go the latest from Benson Boone in about
four minutes. They'll throw back now on Alice Snaty five
to five Springfield Some for more music, more variety. When
I can't hit the post, I like to hit the
at least right down into the fourth beat and into
the first one. You know, make any sense musical, guys,
(23:50):
it's about all I know about. Gosh, how good is
Benson Boone? That's his latest slow it down music you
should know? Here on Alice Stanty five to five. What
you need. Okay, Nope, not a video. This is the
recording of the show Hosier Hosier Too Sweet music you
should new not no, no, no, that's not new anymore.
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Gosh darn it, Clint, your big dumb dumb Hosier is
going to play. We'll just do it again. Hosier is
going to be in our iHeartRadio Music Festival coming up
in what about a month and a half from right
now in Vegas. And I know it feels like it's
a long ways away, and it feels like it's a
long ways to travel for a concert. What if I
told you you could win your way to the event, airfare,
hotel and tickets to both nights, plus an extra thousand
(24:33):
bucks to spend while you're there. Starting Monday here on
Alics ninety five to five, we're giving you three chances
every weekday to win. That's three trips every day. Might
have your name on it. In the meantime, Harry Styles
in the nearer future, he's coming up next. Also lightly
on the way too, and flowers from Miley Cyrus will
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do a mall plug one more time. It's Alice stanty
five five. Don't forget Saturday tax free weekend. We're gonna
be at the battlefield mall between. Oh no, no, no no,
this is only a two second intro. We don't have
time for that. It's Alie stanty five five. We'll do
Miley as promised for you now boy leaning on that crutch,
(25:20):
as promised like people give two it's about me promp
all right, whatever, that's it, that's the show. That's how
you do it. We five hours tracked, probably just a
bunch of nonsense, but I've always wanted to record it
and see what it sounded like as it happens, and
there you have it, like it or not, Episode ninety
nine in the books. I got stuff to do. We'll
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talk to you tomorrow.
I've got a million things going on today, and I'm
gonna try something different. We'll see how it goes. Because
there's no good way to get the audio that I
hear when recording a show onto this without affecting the
way that the show actually sounds. So we've jerry rigged
something together here where I've put headphones on a separate
(00:30):
microphone and have it turned way down so it doesn't
pick up my voice but might pick up some I
don't know. We'll just see essentially what's gonna happen today.
And maybe this is the first line I should have said,
is I'm gonna record my afternoon show, and here's what
it sounds like when I do it. We're talking everything
from the longer breaks to the shorter stuff up the
(00:51):
ramps of songs. Ramps aren't intros. As well as me
the things I say to myself, I do it. How
quick it is to do. We're going to do five
hours worth here. And if we're looking for a truly
behind the scenes look, I mean, this is what it is.
This is you sitting in the same room as me
(01:13):
while I do the thing. The reason, by the way,
is because on top of having to run two errands
already this morning, including dropping my wife off at her
job and having to go pick her up because our
van we're thirteen hundred dollars deep, already into fixes and
it's still still not at all. In fact, it's doing
exactly the same thing it has been doing. There's also
(01:37):
a trip to the dump we have to make. There's
some stuff we've been meaning to get rid of, and
if I don't do it today, I don't know when
i'll have my truck again because my wife's going to
be taking it, and about six other errands that need
to get run throughout the course of the day. So
here we go. It is the two o'clock hour on
the thirty first of July, the ninety ninth episode out
(02:00):
of this show. It took us ninety nine to do
like a full run through of what the show actually
sounds like. Can you hear that? If I turn that
up a little bit? Can you hear? All? Right? Hold on,
I'm gonna pause this and see if you can actually
hear the music? All right? It doesn't work, So you're
just gonna have to imagine the songs we're talking in
(02:20):
and out of, and they're short and they sound rushed
or timed or whatever. That's exactly what they are. This
first one, by the way, it's a two second intro
up Kelly Clarkson, because of you, I'm not going to
announce to you the things. I'm not gonna go in
and out of this. This is just what it sounds
like when I do it in three whatever, two whatever.
It's Alis Stanty five five. A couple of minutes after two,
(02:41):
Clint Gurley with Sabrina Carpenter here next Sabrina Carpenter. All right,
it's Alie Stanty five five, Clint Gurley. Don't forget. We've
got a tax free weekend coming up for the kiddos,
and and and this is a big deal. During tax
free weekend at the Battlefield Mall, we're giving away a
(03:03):
five hundred dollars shopping spree. In fact, Saturday eleven to
one at the Battlefield Mall. Come join us right there
at the entrance right off of Glenstone. You know the
main I don't know if that's the main one, but
it's the one that I always go in, you know,
the one there. All right, we'll be there eleven to
one exclusively between those times. Will you have a chance
to win, and only people who come out will have
(03:24):
a chance to win this five hundred bucks. So we
will see you there this Saturday, tax free weekend. We'll
back to school help from Alie nanty five five. In
the meantime, Sam Smith coming up TLC. Taylor with her
latest It's all here next was not very good. That's
pretty terrible. Now whatever you know what? Uh? What do
(03:46):
they say? Perfect is the enemy of something or other?
Dallas nanty five five with coldplay there we'll throwback from
TLC now phoned it in Wait to go buddy all right? Back?
So well, Taylor, I could do it with a Broken
Heart is music you should know and her latest as
(04:06):
promised here on Alice standy five five. I wish you
could hear the music. It would make me not sound
like an idiot. This is probably gonna be the worst
podcast we've done. He does pretty terrible ones too, And
so there is Benson Boone here on Alice standy five five.
I'm Clint Gurley. I'm excited, not just because nope, that's
(04:30):
not you know, it's important Clint having something to talk
about before you actually start talking. All right, there's Benson
Boone here on Alice standy five five. I'm Clint Gurley.
You ever taken a nap and failed at it? Like
whether you couldn't get to sleep or when you woke
up you were just groggy and it didn't do anything,
It just made you more sleepy. Here is how, according
(04:51):
to experts, to take the perfect nap. It's a three
step process. Apparently, Number one, keep it short. Twenty minutes
is the optimal time for anapur Any shorter, no good,
Any longer, no good. Number two sleep on the couch,
not the bed. And then they say number three is
picked the right time of day for your power nap.
Most people that's between one and three. It's a three
(05:14):
step process to take the perfect nap. I look, I've
been napping for a long time. I think maybe four
to five times. Only in my some odd thirty years
of doing it have I ever taken a good one.
So even following the steps, don't be surprised if you fail.
That's all all right, Harry Styles coming up. Nope, I
don't like this break at all. I don't like it
at all. Turn off the music. God, So that was
(05:36):
fifty some odd seconds. Let's cut this down to like
thirty here we go, Here we go, Here we go.
It's Alice naty five five, Clint Gurley. You ever taken
a nap and failed at taking a nap? Whether it's
either not grow fu come on you idiots, you stupid
this it's not that difficult. Alice is stenty five five,
(06:01):
Clint Gurly, that's me. You ever tried to take a
nap and failed at taking a nap, whether it's you
wake up and you're still like worse off than you
while not still okay okay, okay, okay, okay, idiot, really
(06:21):
on the one day we record it, we're gonna take okay,
it's fine. It's Benson Boom. Here it's Dallas stanenty five five,
Clint Curly. You ever taken a nap and then failed
at taking a nap? You wake up and you're still
really tired, or maybe you couldn't get to sleep or
wasn't as good as you'd hoped. Here is how, according
to experts, to take the perfect nap. It's a three
step process. Number one, keep its short, twenty minutes is optimal.
(06:44):
Number two sleep on the couch, not the bat, and
number three pick the right time of day. For most people,
that's between one and three pm. Now here's what I
will say. I'm not an expert, although in my thirty
years of nap taking, I've tried it a few times.
And what I will say is, even if you do
all three of these things, I think, out of my
(07:05):
thirty years, maybe five times total, have I ever taken
a nap that I was like, Yeah, that was a
good one. So you're probably gonna fail. I'm just throwing
that out there. You already know if you are a
habitual nap taker like me. All right, Harry styles come up,
Shaboozi Fouji's will throwbacks all here next, This way too long,
but I'm I'm mad at myself for even trying it.
(07:28):
Here we go the ROBERTA. Flack cover. Anybody with ROBERTA. Flacker?
Is that just me who remembers? I don't remember. I
mean I stole it off of Nope. Okay, Now we're
just aging ourselves and that's not what we need to do.
We're not here to make people feel older. It's Dallas
twenty five five. I have a little Shaboozi music you
should know. Now Here we go. Just keep it simple,
(07:50):
Just keep it simple. Play the music. Man. The one
thing I will say is I am editing myself. Right
just after three o'clock here in the OZARX, we've got
post Belone, Morgan Wallen lined up at about three minutes
here on Ali standy five five. It's up Katie Perry
and that ridiculous song. But a bump up, bump up up, Pap,
(08:10):
get a little help from Morgan Wallen. It's Post Malone
here on Alie stanty five five. I'm Clint Early. He
is coming to town. I mentioned this, I think a
couple times yesterday. Just a heads up though, if you
didn't hear Post Malone's coming to the Ozarks in a
couple of weeks. He's going to be right down to
the Walmart amp so forty four to forty nine. You
can't miss it, and we'd love to send you. If
you don't have your tickets yet, you can win those
right now at alis nantyfive five dot com. Just hit
(08:33):
the contest page. In the meantime, here we've got the
latest out of do a Leak. But to get to
imagine Dragons, Olivia Rodrigo and heck, that's just the next
twenty minutes. Stop by the way, I click stop before
I stop the music, so it's not like this little
like second and a half of music afterwards makes it
on the air. I'm very professional, as promised. There is
(08:56):
Olivia Rodrigo here on Alice standy five five. Edmund McCay
one of those yeah, all right, idiot, all right, making
our saxophone solo quota for the afternoon here on Alice
nanty five five. Now this is uh, this is Edward McCain.
I had somebody ask me once if we've really had
a quota. Maybe we do, all right, we don't, by
(09:20):
the way, as promised. The latest that to do a
lipa here on Alice nanty five five. Still to come,
we got Taylor imagine dragons both here inside the next
ten minutes. If you want to hang out, of course
you do. Why wouldn't you hanging with your best friend?
That's me, I'm your bestie. And there's Taylor here on
(09:43):
Alice natty five five. Clint Gurley with you. Did you
ever have old jeans just laying around and you know
you need new ones, but you don't necessarily want to
donate your old ones because they're not great. Good news
Target is doing a denim take back event August fourth
through the tenth. You can bring up to I think
five denim items, so jackets included your white snake fan
(10:06):
you and uh turn them in. They'll give you up
to I think it's a twenty percent discount on any
new denim you purchase. This is all I think. If
you're a Target Circle member, which, by the way, sounds
like out of all of the rewards programs, Target Circle
sounds the most like a cult. Just throwing that out there,
but it's a pretty coold thing. For the Denim by
Back event. You join for a day and then hopefully
(10:29):
be able to get yourself out. You want to end
up on a netflick special either way this August it's
coming up. This is a terrible break. We're going to
redo this whole thing. God, dude, I'm really struggling today, Bronson.
You hear aboutam struggling? Yeah, you do it. It's Taylor here
on alis nanty five five. Clint Gurly, this is awesome news.
If you need new jenes or denhim and you have
(10:50):
a bunch of old stuff that you don't feel good
about down downloading donating because that's just not in great shape.
Target is doing a denim take back event where you
can bring up to like five denim items between August
fourth and the tenth, and if you're a Target Circle,
we're gonna just ignore how that sounds like our cult.
But if you're a Target Circle member, they'll give you
like twenty percent off any new denim purchases after you
(11:13):
do the TakeBack things. So all good things minus the cult,
which I know it's not, but it sounds like it
out of all the you know, discount programs, rewards programs,
doesn't Target Circle sound like the most cult like. Anyway,
August fourth through the tenth. To get to it, we'll
do Maroon five in sync and Teddy Swims All Night
hit a little hard on that. On the cult thing,
(11:35):
on that one, it's fine. Somebody will find it entertaining,
and if not, it's it's also fine. I beyond caring.
The latest from Teddy Swims the do that's a hard
transition to make there. Hold on the Door is the
latest out of Teddy Swims, as promised here on Alice
Tanty five to five Megan promises filling promises. We are
(11:58):
into the four clock hour. Now see how quickly that goes.
That's two hours We've knocked out in what two minutes?
It would have been like thirty seconds if I wouldn't
have been such an idiot. This is one point oh,
Taylor Swift right, how many variations? How many upgrades have
there been? Four or five? Or like on five point
nine right now, the one that comes with the football boyfriend. Anyways,
(12:22):
this is one point zero Taylor on Alice standy five
five Enjoy Love Story. I basically said the Enjoy Love
Story part because I had about a half a second
to phill and you listening didn't know what song I
was talking about. It's Alice stanty five five, Clinton Gurley.
Every now and then they add really new this time,
(12:44):
it's gen Z phrases into the actual English Language Dictionary,
the definition of it. So the gen Z slang that
has been added this year to the Cambridge Dictionary at
least things like boop. I was boop not in It's
fine whatever. I didn't know there was a gen Z thing.
The ick is definitely a gen Z thing. That's when
you feel a sudden dislike for somebody or something. Iyk
(13:08):
y k if you know, you know, that's literally the transition.
But oh god, this is a terrible. All right, all right,
let's focus up. This is three breaks in a row
where it's not about like station business. I'll tell you
what we're gonna do. We're gonna here we go. It's
Dallas twenty five to five, Clint girly. This is a
(13:30):
big deal. If you need a little help with back
to school shopping, I know the costs are just ridiculous
right now. And if you've got especially more than the
one kid going back like we do, yay this year,
just in time for inflation and all that. This Saturday
tax free weekend. By the way, we're gonna be at
the Battlefield Mall giving away a five hundred dollars shopping
spree for you for back to school. Eleven to one
(13:52):
is one. We'll be there inside the Glenstone accent you
know the one that the main one. You know that
one will be set up there only between eleven and
one people who stop fire eligible to win. And by
the way, you don't have to hang out till one
o'clock in order to find out. If you do win,
we'll call you. We're not heartless monsters. We know you've
got things to do. Anyways, Eleven to one Battlefield Mall
this Saturday. We'll see you there. Yeah, good deal, and
(14:13):
shere and Sean Mandesk Coldplay all next. Just yell out
band names and say they're coming up next. That's a
good way to do radio, you dummy. We promise you
had the new one from Coldplay. No we didn't. No,
we just said some cold Play. We'll just do another
music tease coming up, all right, so one week from Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
(14:37):
Let's do this because this is station business that has
to get out. So starting Monday next week here on
Alice ninety five five. If you've ever wanted to go
to our iHeartRadio Music Festival before, here comes your chance
is chance is really because it's three times every day
with a chance to win your way to Vegas. And
this year's show nine one and five Monday on Alice
(14:57):
nanety five five, it's Up and Park. It's a tough
one because it's such a sad feels like I'm falling
in love. Coldplay says, that's all one word and it's
their latest. Here on Alice natty five five. It's a
text joke and here we go Dallas ninety five five.
Clint Gurley. If you've been using some gen Z slang,
(15:19):
you should know. That's official language. Now you can totally
use it. It's not even slang anymore. The Cambridge Dictionary
has added the ick boop, face, journey, and chef's kiss
into their actual dictionary, like those are real terms now,
not just made up by kids to make us feel dumb.
So that's nice. They also added iyk yk, which I'm
(15:43):
just saying if you know, you know, it's a literal.
It was supposed to be a joke, but it came
out very confusing, and I just we're gonna move on.
Nothing about this break has made me sound cool at all,
So moving past that, we're gonna do Teddy swims Sabrina
Carpenter with her latest all here inside the next fifteen minutes,
sating it's a little self deprecation to get me through
(16:04):
went in doubt, make fun of yourself. Hey, what are
you playing? Barbies? Can you do it a little quieter?
Thank you? Miss. It's the big slide, I promise you,
the new one from Sabrina Carpenter. It's not how I
just bit my tongue. Holy god, this is a dangerous job.
(16:25):
Cecilia dangerous. I really did buy my tongue. I hurt.
It's Alice stanty five five. Promise you the latest from
Sabrina Carpenter if it is in fact her her second
number one hit. This is a cup of coffee, little
espresso on Alice standy five five. That sounded really good
up the post. Well, don Clint, you hit it. You
knocked the post out. So full on party, full on
(16:50):
party in the USA with the Olympics going on, in fact,
something even bigger than a gold medal for the US
to celebrate. It's a lot of gold medals. That's two
songs away on Alice standy five five, A right, so
beautiful things Benson Boone coming out of that. It's Alla
snaty five five, Clint Gurley. I know yesterday, my kids,
my wife, everybody flipping out when the US Gymnasts girls
(17:13):
team won. That's not how you say that at all. Also,
this music seems extraordinarily loud. It's fine. I'm not gonna
do should I do processing on this? Is it gonna
blow people's ears out? Right? It's Alice Snanty five five,
Clint Gurley. I know yesterday, just the gold medal for
the gymnasts by itself was super exciting for our family,
I'm sure for yours as well. We also yesterday celebrated
(17:34):
an even bigger record in this dates back till the
beginning of the Olympics. The United States now the first
country in history to win more than three thousand Olympic medals.
We came in needing only twenty five of them. So
it's pretty nice that, you know, in the first what
four or five days of the Olympics, knocked that one
(17:56):
out either way, still more to come. I'm excited man
USA basketball earlier today, like, I'm all in on that.
That's for sure. All right, We'll do Britney Spears, jelly Roll,
Halsey all here next. Oh, I wish I had a
ramp up that Halsey song. I can move this one?
Which one would be better? No, I'm talking to my sorries.
(18:20):
My daughter just asked me if I'm asking her, she's
sitting on the floor next to me. What would be
better if I talked about jelly Roll at MSU. I
mentioned that a couple times. And he's not a core
good artist. I mean, he's good, but he's not He
in a big one for us. Plus we got the
iHeart stuff, and it's difficult to talk about the festivals
sometimes without forcing it in to be a nice, easy
(18:42):
one Springfield Tome for more music, more variety, including I
mean the occasional Britney Spears throwback, never the wrong time,
and she agrees it's alas Dowty five to five. I
left that a little positive there, because it's her going, yeah, eh,
(19:02):
that's dumb. Whatever, man, we're getting it done. A couple
of weeks ago, if you missed the announcement, Halsey here
added to our iHeart Radio Music Festival lineup this year.
Your chances to win tickets start Monday here on Alice
ninety five to five. Really that's ooh okay, So they
have the intro set right when she starts humming underneath,
(19:24):
I've got way more time. If you missed the announcement
a couple of weeks ago, Halsey, alongside du Aleipa, both
added to our iHeart Radio Music Festival lineup this year
and starting Monday here on Alice ninety five to five,
three times a day, your chance to win a trip
to the whole thing here on Oh I'm gonna say
the whole all right, here we go, let's try it
one more time. So the announcement a couple of weeks ago,
(19:46):
if you missed it, was Halsey and Dua Lipa both
now playing. Also all right, both down playing? Also what
are we just forgetting how to speak? The announcement a
couple weeks ago Halsey and du Aleipa both now playing
our iHeart Radio Music Festival amongst all the others. It's
gonna be awesome this year, and starting Monday, we've got
three chances a day to win your way there. Airfare,
(20:07):
hotel tickets, all included here on Alice ninety five five.
Mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm mmmm into post Malone. We're gonna do
the concert thing again. It's a big draw. Post Malone's
gonna be in the Ozarks for the first time ever,
and Alice ninety five five not only mispronouncing words, but
also has your free tickets to see post Belone. So
(20:29):
if you'd like to go, that's just me being clever,
me being clever about the language, and it doesn't matter.
For the first time ever, Post Malone is going to
be in the Ozarks, and Alice ninety five five has
your free tickets. I feel like that's a build up
to a surprise that you already knew the answer to. Right,
of course, we have your free tickets. Why would we
be talking about it if we didn't. Just to tease you,
(20:50):
come on, you know, spend it than that. We'd love
to send you to see post Malone when he's at
the Walmart amp here in a couple of weeks. You
can win those tickets right now, and Alice ninety five five,
just go to the contest page. I'll come back Taylor,
the new one from Katy Perry all inside the next
ten minutes. Good lord, why does this five o'clock hour
feel like it's taking forever? Oh? And I get to
(21:11):
talk up to zero second intro to Aerosmith. What a
way to end it? What a way to end it?
Katy Perry heard latest here on Alie stanty five five.
Let me just do that and get it over with
all right on to the six o'clock hour. Time check?
Shall we time check it? Cec, it's been a minute.
What's another word for the ozarks southwest Missouri? Now I
(21:35):
don't like it. It's beautiful ozarks of bars. All right,
we'll do that. We'll just be braggadocious. Uh, just after
six o'clock. There's beautiful Ozarks of oars here. It's Alie
Stanty five five. Oh, I was a little tight and
I didn't love it. Uh. Netflix rom Comms. If you
are a fan of the Christmas Netflix rom Coms, here's
a new one US cities that'll pay you a move Ooh,
(22:01):
which one? Which one? All right, let's do it again.
Do you remember the movie Her with Joaquin Phoenix? All right,
so there is the same thing that he fell in
love with, the AI companion that you carry around with
you and talk to all the time. That's a thing now,
not just like, hey, Google, do this thing for me.
It's what was the name of it? No, I don't
(22:22):
like it. Life imitating art. That's Alas stanty five five
Clint Gurley. This is a perfect example of life imitating art,
specifically kind of creepy art. Actually, do you remember Joaquin
Phoenix when he did that movie with Scarlett Johansson, not
her but her voice. She was the AI friend and
they fell in love with each other. That is a
(22:46):
thing now, So yay, I guess an AI powered constant
companion some twenty one year old Harvard dropout named Auvey,
which I wouldn't be surprised. I feel like this is
the start of something much much better than the credit
we're giving it right now, you know, just comparing it
to her, he says, it's a little pendant you keep
around your neck, and it's a friend that you can
(23:09):
talk to all the time. I don't know how I
feel about it, truthfully, So we're going to move on
past it. Do a leap up, Rihanna, Benson Boone. They're
all here next drrible old hear you drunk? Ten thirty
in the morning, Man, what are you drunk? All right?
They don't know it's ten thirty. It's a long show.
(23:30):
Here we go the latest from Benson Boone in about
four minutes. They'll throw back now on Alice Snaty five
to five Springfield Some for more music, more variety. When
I can't hit the post, I like to hit the
at least right down into the fourth beat and into
the first one. You know, make any sense musical, guys,
(23:50):
it's about all I know about. Gosh, how good is
Benson Boone? That's his latest slow it down music you
should know? Here on Alice Stanty five to five. What
you need. Okay, Nope, not a video. This is the
recording of the show Hosier Hosier Too Sweet music you
should new not no, no, no, that's not new anymore.
(24:11):
Gosh darn it, Clint, your big dumb dumb Hosier is
going to play. We'll just do it again. Hosier is
going to be in our iHeartRadio Music Festival coming up
in what about a month and a half from right
now in Vegas. And I know it feels like it's
a long ways away, and it feels like it's a
long ways to travel for a concert. What if I
told you you could win your way to the event, airfare,
hotel and tickets to both nights, plus an extra thousand
(24:33):
bucks to spend while you're there. Starting Monday here on
Alics ninety five to five, we're giving you three chances
every weekday to win. That's three trips every day. Might
have your name on it. In the meantime, Harry Styles
in the nearer future, he's coming up next. Also lightly
on the way too, and flowers from Miley Cyrus will
(24:59):
do a mall plug one more time. It's Alice stanty
five five. Don't forget Saturday tax free weekend. We're gonna
be at the battlefield mall between. Oh no, no, no no,
this is only a two second intro. We don't have
time for that. It's Alie stanty five five. We'll do
Miley as promised for you now boy leaning on that crutch,
(25:20):
as promised like people give two it's about me promp
all right, whatever, that's it, that's the show. That's how
you do it. We five hours tracked, probably just a
bunch of nonsense, but I've always wanted to record it
and see what it sounded like as it happens, and
there you have it, like it or not, Episode ninety
nine in the books. I got stuff to do. We'll
(25:40):
talk to you tomorrow.
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