September 19, 2024 • 9 mins
Too much good stuff and so little time. Actuall, I've got all the time in the world - I just chose to blaze through this like Snoop before having to work another 12 hour shift on Season 128 of The Voice. Today, we talk everything from moon-gazing to diversity within our state. It sounds intellectual - I promise you it's not.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
There is, and I don't even want to say it
because I don't want to jinx it ruin this for tomorrow.
But there is too much good stuff to talk about today.
And by good stuff I mean things that actually interest me,
or at least things that I wrote I think pretty
funny jokes for you probably won't think that they're funny.
(00:32):
In fact, me telling you that they are makes it
almost a guarantee you won't. But we're gonna have a
good time. Welcome to the Gurly Show. This is the
show we do before the show that is actually better
than the show that we do. Does that make sense?
All right, doesn't matter. We do an afternoon thing. We
track it. But this is where we really hone what
we're gonna say. Take big chunks tournament to tiny chunks,
(00:53):
and those tiny chunks make it on the air. I'm
Clint Gurly, Gurly Show. There you go, full explanation in
twenty seconds. Today we're going to talk about the most
and least diverse states in America. A TV show reunion.
I'm super jacked up about. Something is going to be
orbiting the Earth at the end of the month. You
may be able to see and some other stuff that
include like porcupines, and Andrea the Giant Hands, and peanut
(01:19):
butter and Jelly Eminem's actually will start there because this
is an easy one off. Peanut butter jelly Eminem's are
a thing and they will be in stores this December.
End of story. That's all I have so far. It's
pretty cool. How have there not been peanut butter and
jelly Eminem's so far right? With as delicious as peanut
(01:39):
butter Eminem's were and as perfect a stack as the
peanut eminem has been for two hundred years? How have
they never done peanut butter and jelly eminem doesn't matter,
they're here now December. Stuff you're stalking or somebody else's.
That's weird. What do you say? It a couple months
removed from Christmas time and you say stuff it in
(02:00):
your stocking? It almost sounds real. Mean I mentioned Andrea
the Giant Hands. This is the only comparison I could
make it. If you don't know who Andre the Giant is,
if you've seen the Princess Bribe, he is the Giant Shock.
A teenager in Michigan sixteen years old, now holds not one,
(02:23):
but two different Guinness World records for owning the world's
largest feet and hands. His hands are huge. In fact,
they had the reporter put her hands up to his,
and it looks like every single photo of Andrea the
Giants hands I've ever seen. This kid very much the
body type of Andrea the Giant. I don't think he's
seven foot tall like Andre was, but he does have
(02:46):
similar hands and a size twenty three shoe. By comparison,
his hands are nine point thirteen inches, which is about
three inches I think bigger than mine as I hold
it up to a ruler kind of right, I think
I know what seven inches look. I think that's about
maybe about two inches bigger than mine. That's humongous. Palms
(03:09):
like bears size twenty three shoe, by the way, one
size bigger than shack. This kid is only sixteen years old.
As I mentioned before. Can you imagine the awkwardness of
being a sixteen year old boy and then guess what
else I have? You know, albeit there may be a
redeeming factor there, which we will not get into it
(03:31):
this time, but I know you thought it all right.
I wanted to hit this one briefly only because the
most ridiculous thing that happened during the debates was the
cats and dogs stuff. And now it turns out the
Springfield city manager, remember the one that the news called
just in case they brought this up, Well, it turns
out the Trump campaign actually called the same Springfield city
(03:53):
manager and asked, Hey, is this for real? And they
said no, and him and JD. Vance and this was
jd Vance's started spreading the rumors immediately after finding out
they weren't true, or at least according to the city
manager they weren't true, went on national TV with it. Anyways,
that's the kind of responsible stuff you know you want
(04:13):
from people you see on TV or future leaders. I
guess I don't know, man, It just seems stupid, like
it was already crazy enough and then to like double down,
like what you don't you said it was not happening,
Well guess what. Talking about it anyways sounds like some
stuff I would do. The first porcupine sea section has
(04:35):
been performed. In today's Medical News. This is the first
line of this article. By the way, the nation is
celebrating a c section for a porcupine done by the
world famous and number one best zoo in America, the
San Diego Zoo their wild Life Alliance say, Mazie, I
(04:58):
was about to have a baby porcupine, but something went wrong,
and Veteraniians veteran, that's not how you say that. Let
me try it again. Veterinarians say that they did the
first ever porcupine sea section and both mom and baby
are doing well. I have written a few ways to
get out of this break, and I will run them
by you now. Ooh, that sounds like a prickly situation.
(05:21):
Oh I bet that was a tight needle to thread.
That sounds like a job for Quill and the rest
of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Well, that was the worst.
It's really hard to write a Quill pun, you know,
moving up. Remote workers, according to a new survey, do
(05:45):
home chores during you know, work hours. So in news
that isn't news to anybody. We're doing stuff other than
working sometimes when we work from home. Nearly half of
everyone who works from home does chores. I admit it.
I do something when I work from home, absolutely cooking.
Oh my gosh, you talk about a work life balance
if I can do my work but at the same
(06:07):
time be able to monitor the smoker outside, Like, come on,
just living the work dream. And by the way, it's
not just us little grunt workers either. Half of all managers,
in fact, over half of all managers admit to doing
the exact same thing. I mean, you know, you know
your manager probably already knew this. Seventeen percent say they
(06:29):
played TV or watch video games. Reverse those two things.
We're going to move forward. I'm not going back to
correct it, nor am I going to edit. West Wing Reunion.
The TV show West Wing is having a twenty fifth
show anniversary reunion at the White House, Jill Biden bringing
everybody back, including Martin Sheen, Alison, Janny deu, lat Hill,
(06:51):
Janelle Maloney, Richard Schiff, oh Toby, Oh Toby. They'll also
have like Aaron Sorkin, who was the creator producer there
in the beginning. Not a huge Aaron Sorkin guy, but
I like that show a lot. Mary McCormick, who was
in the last couple of seasons, in fact, the best
part of those last couple of seasons. Man, there's something
about Mary McCormick on the West Wing. I was just like, yes, you, buddy,
(07:13):
you anyways, moving on, I don't know, is it gonna
hold on? Not moving on? Come back. Is there anything
that says we get to be like a part of
this in any way? Is it like a she know,
all right, Well that's just the thing that's gonna happen
that you and I aren't invited to. So there you
have it. I probably won't use that for the show.
I loved the West Wing. Top five all time for me.
(07:38):
The least and most diversed states in America. God, I'm
just having a real hard time saying words today. The
least and most diverse States in the US list has
been put out by our friends and wallet hub by
far and away the best place if you're looking for
like a thing, they have it. It's my favorite place
to go. All fifty states ranked in six diverse categories
(08:00):
including socioeconomical diversity, cultural, economic, household, religious and political diversity.
No surprise, California the most diverse state, followed by Texas,
although they would never admit it in Florida and number three.
Any guesses as to the least diverse, don't say Alaska.
Just because it's real far away, it doesn't mean they
don't got stuff going on. It's West Virginia. And if
(08:24):
you're curious, Missouri came in and number thirty six. We
actually got our highest diversity score in ways to cook ravioli.
Apparently there's nobody else toasting them. We're the only ones
who do that. And finally, there will be a mini
moon orbiting the Earth at the end of this month,
between September twenty ninth and November twenty fifth. You might
(08:47):
be able to see it, probably need a telescope. Scientists
believe it's a slow moving asteroid. It's about thirty two
or so feet wide, and they've actually nicknamed it mini
Moon because your mom was already taken. Come on, that's solid.
(09:07):
Its real name is like twenty twenty four pt five
or something like that, but your mom's a better fifth.
It's the first time she's ever been told that. All Right,
we're done. That's it. We got through a ton of
great stuff and I'm really excited about doing it all
today on the show. So we're gonna make this one
of the shortest episodes of this show ever. Is I
can't pronounce words and I'm now throwing pens. Glad you
(09:29):
were here for it. Excited to talk to you later.
If not, no big deal. You were here for this.
I love it. We will I don't know tomorrow's Friday show.
We might not, but still ideally you know, we'll talk
to you tomorrow
There is, and I don't even want to say it
because I don't want to jinx it ruin this for tomorrow.
But there is too much good stuff to talk about today.
And by good stuff I mean things that actually interest me,
or at least things that I wrote I think pretty
funny jokes for you probably won't think that they're funny.
(00:32):
In fact, me telling you that they are makes it
almost a guarantee you won't. But we're gonna have a
good time. Welcome to the Gurly Show. This is the
show we do before the show that is actually better
than the show that we do. Does that make sense?
All right, doesn't matter. We do an afternoon thing. We
track it. But this is where we really hone what
we're gonna say. Take big chunks tournament to tiny chunks,
(00:53):
and those tiny chunks make it on the air. I'm
Clint Gurly, Gurly Show. There you go, full explanation in
twenty seconds. Today we're going to talk about the most
and least diverse states in America. A TV show reunion.
I'm super jacked up about. Something is going to be
orbiting the Earth at the end of the month. You
may be able to see and some other stuff that
include like porcupines, and Andrea the Giant Hands, and peanut
(01:19):
butter and Jelly Eminem's actually will start there because this
is an easy one off. Peanut butter jelly Eminem's are
a thing and they will be in stores this December.
End of story. That's all I have so far. It's
pretty cool. How have there not been peanut butter and
jelly Eminem's so far right? With as delicious as peanut
(01:39):
butter Eminem's were and as perfect a stack as the
peanut eminem has been for two hundred years? How have
they never done peanut butter and jelly eminem doesn't matter,
they're here now December. Stuff you're stalking or somebody else's.
That's weird. What do you say? It a couple months
removed from Christmas time and you say stuff it in
(02:00):
your stocking? It almost sounds real. Mean I mentioned Andrea
the Giant Hands. This is the only comparison I could
make it. If you don't know who Andre the Giant is,
if you've seen the Princess Bribe, he is the Giant Shock.
A teenager in Michigan sixteen years old, now holds not one,
(02:23):
but two different Guinness World records for owning the world's
largest feet and hands. His hands are huge. In fact,
they had the reporter put her hands up to his,
and it looks like every single photo of Andrea the
Giants hands I've ever seen. This kid very much the
body type of Andrea the Giant. I don't think he's
seven foot tall like Andre was, but he does have
(02:46):
similar hands and a size twenty three shoe. By comparison,
his hands are nine point thirteen inches, which is about
three inches I think bigger than mine as I hold
it up to a ruler kind of right, I think
I know what seven inches look. I think that's about
maybe about two inches bigger than mine. That's humongous. Palms
(03:09):
like bears size twenty three shoe, by the way, one
size bigger than shack. This kid is only sixteen years old.
As I mentioned before. Can you imagine the awkwardness of
being a sixteen year old boy and then guess what
else I have? You know, albeit there may be a
redeeming factor there, which we will not get into it
(03:31):
this time, but I know you thought it all right.
I wanted to hit this one briefly only because the
most ridiculous thing that happened during the debates was the
cats and dogs stuff. And now it turns out the
Springfield city manager, remember the one that the news called
just in case they brought this up, Well, it turns
out the Trump campaign actually called the same Springfield city
(03:53):
manager and asked, Hey, is this for real? And they
said no, and him and JD. Vance and this was
jd Vance's started spreading the rumors immediately after finding out
they weren't true, or at least according to the city
manager they weren't true, went on national TV with it. Anyways,
that's the kind of responsible stuff you know you want
(04:13):
from people you see on TV or future leaders. I
guess I don't know, man, It just seems stupid, like
it was already crazy enough and then to like double down,
like what you don't you said it was not happening,
Well guess what. Talking about it anyways sounds like some
stuff I would do. The first porcupine sea section has
(04:35):
been performed. In today's Medical News. This is the first
line of this article. By the way, the nation is
celebrating a c section for a porcupine done by the
world famous and number one best zoo in America, the
San Diego Zoo their wild Life Alliance say, Mazie, I
(04:58):
was about to have a baby porcupine, but something went wrong,
and Veteraniians veteran, that's not how you say that. Let
me try it again. Veterinarians say that they did the
first ever porcupine sea section and both mom and baby
are doing well. I have written a few ways to
get out of this break, and I will run them
by you now. Ooh, that sounds like a prickly situation.
(05:21):
Oh I bet that was a tight needle to thread.
That sounds like a job for Quill and the rest
of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Well, that was the worst.
It's really hard to write a Quill pun, you know,
moving up. Remote workers, according to a new survey, do
(05:45):
home chores during you know, work hours. So in news
that isn't news to anybody. We're doing stuff other than
working sometimes when we work from home. Nearly half of
everyone who works from home does chores. I admit it.
I do something when I work from home, absolutely cooking.
Oh my gosh, you talk about a work life balance
if I can do my work but at the same
(06:07):
time be able to monitor the smoker outside, Like, come on,
just living the work dream. And by the way, it's
not just us little grunt workers either. Half of all managers,
in fact, over half of all managers admit to doing
the exact same thing. I mean, you know, you know
your manager probably already knew this. Seventeen percent say they
(06:29):
played TV or watch video games. Reverse those two things.
We're going to move forward. I'm not going back to
correct it, nor am I going to edit. West Wing Reunion.
The TV show West Wing is having a twenty fifth
show anniversary reunion at the White House, Jill Biden bringing
everybody back, including Martin Sheen, Alison, Janny deu, lat Hill,
(06:51):
Janelle Maloney, Richard Schiff, oh Toby, Oh Toby. They'll also
have like Aaron Sorkin, who was the creator producer there
in the beginning. Not a huge Aaron Sorkin guy, but
I like that show a lot. Mary McCormick, who was
in the last couple of seasons, in fact, the best
part of those last couple of seasons. Man, there's something
about Mary McCormick on the West Wing. I was just like, yes, you, buddy,
(07:13):
you anyways, moving on, I don't know, is it gonna
hold on? Not moving on? Come back. Is there anything
that says we get to be like a part of
this in any way? Is it like a she know,
all right, Well that's just the thing that's gonna happen
that you and I aren't invited to. So there you
have it. I probably won't use that for the show.
I loved the West Wing. Top five all time for me.
(07:38):
The least and most diversed states in America. God, I'm
just having a real hard time saying words today. The
least and most diverse States in the US list has
been put out by our friends and wallet hub by
far and away the best place if you're looking for
like a thing, they have it. It's my favorite place
to go. All fifty states ranked in six diverse categories
(08:00):
including socioeconomical diversity, cultural, economic, household, religious and political diversity.
No surprise, California the most diverse state, followed by Texas,
although they would never admit it in Florida and number three.
Any guesses as to the least diverse, don't say Alaska.
Just because it's real far away, it doesn't mean they
don't got stuff going on. It's West Virginia. And if
(08:24):
you're curious, Missouri came in and number thirty six. We
actually got our highest diversity score in ways to cook ravioli.
Apparently there's nobody else toasting them. We're the only ones
who do that. And finally, there will be a mini
moon orbiting the Earth at the end of this month,
between September twenty ninth and November twenty fifth. You might
(08:47):
be able to see it, probably need a telescope. Scientists
believe it's a slow moving asteroid. It's about thirty two
or so feet wide, and they've actually nicknamed it mini
Moon because your mom was already taken. Come on, that's solid.
(09:07):
Its real name is like twenty twenty four pt five
or something like that, but your mom's a better fifth.
It's the first time she's ever been told that. All Right,
we're done. That's it. We got through a ton of
great stuff and I'm really excited about doing it all
today on the show. So we're gonna make this one
of the shortest episodes of this show ever. Is I
can't pronounce words and I'm now throwing pens. Glad you
(09:29):
were here for it. Excited to talk to you later.
If not, no big deal. You were here for this.
I love it. We will I don't know tomorrow's Friday show.
We might not, but still ideally you know, we'll talk
to you tomorrow
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