September 29, 2023 • 31 mins
It was a fun Old Skool Square off and then Austin Love happened...also what are your chasing booze with? A blind rank of popular flavor combos, what would you think Jeremiah would be arrested for? And pets you can't take to baseball games.
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Of all days, Austin Love,shut up, a move on shows,
hold of friends, It's five day. Let's go. Let's get into a
new instinct that's coming up. Wegot that for you. Also, we
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that did I say? Two thirtyon the program two thirty on the program
Let's get some Friday show going withgood vibes? Something good that happened to
you today? Tell us all aboutit. You can call it into one
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got so excited about the microphone button. I lost all ability to talk and
I just cough. You're listening onthe app, Thank you? Tap the
button. Leave your good vibes theretests that kick us off. Tell me
something good that happen to you today. I just got for work. Here
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we go. There's nothing wrong withthat? Is this earlier? Is this
normal? Get off work time foryou? Six to twos? Are you
work six to twos. What kindof job is that I work at?
All the Oh there you go,now now all the hack. What's the
best time of the day to getmy chicken from Alder because it seems like
whenever I go, they typically runout. We put it out early in
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the morning, so I kind oflike get up early and stuff. Yeah,
you can you just like hide someof it behind the cheese for me
and then that'll just be our secretspot. I appreciate you for that time.
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Yeah, oh, none of youlike yourself. But you know what I
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I appreciate thanks. All Right,sit time, I'm gonna get more
info from you. Other clip youwant to keep winning? Seven floors of
Hell tickets on the way. Lessthan an hour from right now, we'll
play the old school square from theJamiyah Show. It's a jare Onmiah Show,
ninety six five Kiss FM. Mayafrom Sales is here. I have
a very specific question for you.If you found out I was arrested without
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knowing, what would it be forpublic indecency? Yew? Does this have
anything to do with my son payingon the playground last week. Absolutely,
I think it can happen to thebest of us. I think that you
would be at like blossom and ina long line to get out and it's
never moving and you have to peeso bad you're going to die. That
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is that the p in public ticket? I think so. So you don't
put me on stripping down and dancinganywhere. I'm not putting you on the
level of that woman who was streakingthrough the street. She jumped on the
fire truck. Didn't drop kick afire truck. She tried to pick it
up. She tried to lift thefire truck. I'm not saying that was
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why you were would have been arrested, but I would say that public indecency
is you know, range is frommild so crazy. I could see you
on the mild side. You wouldbe fighting. By the way, Oh
you were what it is, andhere's what it is. Just No,
in your history, you're you're sucha polite and kind and including person in
the world. Right, however,don't don't cross a b Yeah, no,
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you have that line. You're right. If that line is crossed,
you're you're an athlete. You're anathlete. Who is who has injured her,
who has cut your flesh mid game? And you're like, dad,
super glue, let me get backout there. This is true. You're
wiped it on his shirt and it'sa dude. By the way, you
beat up a dude, that's howyou get arrested. Oh yeah, I
would never hit a woman, butI'll hit a man if he needs it,
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if he's asking for it. JeremiahShell, sorry in advance for the
things he makes you think of?Is that why my man Kenny is a
nice shade of baby blue? No, exactly, it's exactly why The Jeremiah
Show six five Kiss FM. TheJeremiah Show on ninety six five Kiss FM.
Would you believe it? It's Fridayalready, and that means a very
story tradition of the Jeremiah Show.It's time for the old school square off.
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On the show, they're excited tobe joined by your guests. Jimmy
from Sale Hello, Saustin Love fromChannel three, Hi, guys, and
of course the better half of anybetter half better half Austin's wife Missus Love.
Hello, everyone is joining us,and she's look at she's your she
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she's been talking trash on the textrightfully. So because your husband's been trash.
Yeah, al doesn't. I wouldn'tsay she talks trash necessarily. She
speaks the truth, but she willI likes to play along with Yes,
she likes to listen. Yeah,And then she will text me and be
like, oh I would have gottenthat one, or like, how did
you not get that? All right? Put your money where you about this?
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How about you here? I'm here, So I'm here. I was
dragged here against my will. That'sfine for sure. We were talking about
it yesterday on the phone, andyou had naughty girl. I did,
I did. I knew that oneright away, which we got through almost
the whole song without discovering. Wenever discovered what it was. It was
a stump, really, yeah,no one got it. I was a
stump. Yeah, No, Iwould have gotten that one. Congratulations on
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all your success. So Allison steppinginto basically put her money where her mouth
is, and I feel I feelconfident for you. I appreciate that.
I think see, I think youyou best represent the millennial generation. Oh,
thank you, and your husband notso much. I'm a tool.
You may need to step it upover that. All Right, here we
go, let's get to our contestantson the show. They're gonna pick who's
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gonna represent them in the game.We're gonna start with Braden. Braden joined
U seeing the show. Welcome in, Braden, how are you. Let's
let's put you on the radio.Braden. There's Braden. Welcome into the
show. Brandon. Who do youwant to represent you in the game.
Jimmy from Sales, Austin's wife Alice, and missus Love if you'd like to
refer to her as that or ChannelThree's Austin Love. You also have the
option to pick that. I willstump them three times before they get three
right, So you have four optionshere. You know what. She's not
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on the show. So I'm goingwith missus Love. I like it,
I like the confidence. If shewins, brand I would have picked that
too. Keep in mind, wecan't come to you as a phone a
friend at one point, just notfor the win. Not for the win.
Kathy and Parlament. You are upnext, Kathy, Good afternoon,
Hey girl, Kathy, would youlike Jimmy to represent you Austin or would
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you like to go for the stumpand select me. I'm gonna say Austin.
There we go. I likes mypeople in partment. Baby, he
might step it up because his wife'sin the room. I don't know.
Maybe he's studied. I did weactually did we did do a little all
right, Jenna and the Rain,you're up next? Do you want to
pick Jimmy from sales? Are yougoing with me for the stump? I
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want you to go all the way. I don't know what that means.
Oh wow, I'm very suggested,Jenna. Do you do you want?
Do you want Jimmy or Jeremiah?Jeremiah? Okay, she's going for the
stump. I was confused for asecond and blushing. Nicole from almost a
township. That means you've got Jimmyfrom sales. If Jimmy wins you in
Guys, keep in mind they cancome to you at any point as a
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phone of friend. You can onlydo it once, and you can't do
it for the win. The rulesare simple. Your name is your buzzer
title. An artist is what weneed. First song in the old school
square off. He is a hotstart. What are you kidding me?
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Oh? Guys? Oh God,as just yell at you for these songs?
Taking to yelled to because you guystook too long to get them because
they're stupid sounds. So it's aclassic this Listen. We might need a
team up on this fast. Okay, we got this. We're going to
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the course. Yeah, voice man, anyone gotta guess. Austin Love ninety
eight degrees. Hardest thing I'll everhave to do. I'll give it to
you, the hardest thing. Yeah, I'll give you too. Let's go,
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bab you can give, you can'tgive, Alright, let's go.
All right, there we go.Austin Nicholas Cha's voice for Mala. Was
that what it is? It mustbe? You're bouncing. Here we go
Now it's next song in the Oldschool Square is all wired Allison first mcary,
beautiful soul. That is correct.You know he's coming. He's coming
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to Cleveland. Yeah where Northfield?Oh? I did not, Jim,
Are we in the errorhere? JesseMcCartney. Jesse McCartney goes to Northfield Park?
I think we are. Oh boyis now coming back a little bit,
Oh boy, not a lot,don't. I don't know why you
ever went away? Well, hejust had this song, and you know
that maybe one other one. Ithink a pretty good album all right,
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loves each have one. Jimmy onthe board was zero no stump yet.
Next song in the Old School Squareis Allison Allison? Is it smack that
Acon? Jimmy Jimmy top that acnfrom across the broad He either knows it.
Here is no idea why I did. Look on his face. He
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knows the lyrics. How do theycan do? No, that's cheating,
Austin, Austin, I'm gonna Ijust want to be sure I wouldn't go
out to my girl Kathy. Kathy, Hey, girl, Kathy, I
know it's a coon. Uh doyou know who sings it? The song
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of the song Dangerous is what Kathysays. Do you concur Austin. I
was gonna go with that as well, gonna go dangerous by Acon. That's
that's a guess. Yes? Isit? Is it featuring someone? It
is dangerous Cardinal Offishale featuring a coon. You guys just went off of what
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I said originally and didn't think.I don't think anything else. First one,
No, he has he was onthis and he was on he was
on one of the Lady Gaga songsjust dance great, Dawn Great. It's
not nothing for you that whatever,all right, you're just trying to rip
off Kathy. What do you meanI'm trying to rip off Kathy? Listen,
I present it and if you can'tbring it, what do you want
me to say? Austin Austin Love? That is Backstreet boys. I'm not
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even like you finished. Let youfinish. Jim how dare alright? How
dare you? How dare you?Sir? I got I got so excited.
How his hat is off. Yourhair looks stupid when it's not because
stupid? How dare He's probably mybiggest flub of year and a half.
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I've been doing this of all days, of all days, Austin Love,
shut up a move on of alldays? Sir? Can I go?
Jimmy did chime in? I wasin the middle of I'm gonna be one
hundred percent honest. I don't knowthe song title. I just know I
knew she was gonna guess. Sonow you guys are getting up against me.
God, God, and I'm onmy own Listen, I'm on my
own dred. My mom said Ican't come home tonight if I don't win.
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You're all right here, We're goingto We're going to our friend.
We're going to Nicole, Nicole andOlmstead Township. I will play the song
for you again so you get afull consumption of it. Nicole, do
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you have you kind of said something? Did you have a guess? I
want you back? Is that yourguess? Do you want to give?
Do you want to give Jimmy aguess? At the artist back to you
for you? Sure you're gonna go? I want you back from the back.
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Wait, wait, no kidding,You just said what is your guest?
Is your guests? Wait? Whatis your guest? I want you
back? And sink is correct?That was close. I almost almost proved
the bet on listen there. Therewas almost hr emails because I was to
start punching people. Okay, we'regonna take a break. I need a
breather. After that, more oldschool square off? After this, Austin
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might be alive when we come back. I don't know. St Here my
show on ninety six five Kiss FM. Right in the middle of your old
school square off, chew Me fromSales is playing. Yes, Austin Love's
lovely wife Allison is here playing aswell. She's doing a great job.
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Austin Love called in sync Backstreet Boys, and that's gonna last you know what,
because I'm a bigger baby. Youshould lose a point for that.
Actually, I think I might takeone away. No, you can't do
what I want. I made thisgame on and get hr in here.
I can't make up all the rulesI want. This are gonna be flying,
all right? Ere we go firstor three. Everyone's on the board
with one. I've even got astump. Seven floors of health tickets are
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on the line. Next song inthe old school square off is am hang
on. Let me try that againstplace est prove. Yeah, I've got
pro he knows the lyrics out thename. This is like the kids pop
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version, the radio version, orif we get away with it, not
with the other version. Today youboth use your kind of friends Allison.
Allison is not I'm gonna use it, okay, would you like to officially?
Would like to use her? Allright? Let's bring in state girl
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out right? Help a girl out, Brandon? Do you know what?
Do you know? Title? Anartist is a song playing right now?
Control your horror pones and keep yourclose the door. Listen listen on your
phone, not the radio, it'sdelay. Read your horror right are you
there? Hey, Brandon be Doughear me? There you go? Brand
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you got a guest on the song? Title? An artist? No,
she picked the wrong one. Butphone a friend. I know this song,
but I cannot think who sings it. He can't think of who sings
I was zero for zero song.Do you have a guest sign? Throw
it out there? What do youthink? Okay, we're not even gonna
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throw a guest out there. Okay, we're gonna go today. Are you
going to chime in? Buzz?Austin is very sticks? Is it?
I got bros? Ludacris. Idon't think it's little. I got bros.
Ludacris is correct, But I gotbros. Ludicris is incorrect? Is
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it? Jimmy? Do you havea guess? By Ludacris? Area codes
by Ludicris. Area codes is thetitle of the song. He is shook
it. He is not happy aboutit. I'm not having a nice now
all right, here we go andI'm one away. I'm one away from
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we gotta we got this guy's nextsong in the old school square Jimmy,
Jimmy, this is m hang on, hanging on? Can you play a
little more? Now? You canyou try to day? Okay, okay,
do you guys? Actually, no, do you know this one?
I heard a second? I cannotthink of I'm just I'm trying hard because
I'm not. I'm five him fiveseconds. It's MG t O Nope,
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it's the right letters. Oh oh, I know it is. Guys.
Don't let me win on this.I can't win on this. Not I
can't. Okay, Well, nowwe've got to collaborate here. I know
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Homerus. It's classic by m MM M G T O M. It's
an acronym. Wait, it's it'syeah, it has to something m kto
MKH Austin, Austin, take it. I'll take it. Oh wow,
nice. That was so sweet.It was very sweet. Were the acronym
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ABCD and classic mg J m KTLm K m kto name I said it
first. That's alright, guys,all right, guys, al right,
guys. So we got two,one, one and two. Is that
what we're looking at? So allright too. Austin might have zero if
we take away a point for notknowing. I just gave me that next
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song in the old school square,Jammy Allison for the win. It's NICKI
Minaj featuring Justin Justin Bieber featuring NickiMinaj song and It's beauty and a beat
that is correctly Congratulations. I'm noteven mad that I lost Allison. She
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came in here with without regard forhuman life and she conquered. I'm really
happy. I thought I was gonnalose. So yeah, you did fantastic.
Congratulations. That means Brandon, You'regoing to seven floors of hell.
Congratulations, my dude. I don'tknow if Allison heard me, but I
told her. She's on my Christmascard. Listen, thank you, Brad
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Braden Family Christmas card. I'm noteven on that list. All right,
you sit tight. I'm gonna getmore info from you. More Jeremi Show
because it's a Jeremis Show. Ninetysix five Kiss FM. The Love's Still
hanging out? How many times haveyou guys? We've been referred to as
the loves pretty often since we gotmarried. Yeah, you know, at
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least a year and three months?Okay, so yeah, two months.
That's the first time I've ever utteredit, So it felt special to me.
Doesn't it feel good coming off thetongue? It does? You know?
Love? I'm glad it felt speciallyI have a very like mockable last
name or people like if they're notvery happy with me, and they'll just
be like Austin Love. Yeah,how did you? How was that?
By the way, transitioning to knowingyour last name is going to be love,
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you know, first realizing it's areal last name and he wasn't just
making it up. Well he peoplealways think he made it up. People
always think that it's like a agename. Yeah, and He's like,
no, it's it's a real name, human name. I come up with
such a fake sounding I know,right, But honestly, it's been great
because my last name is Stibrick orwas Stibrick. Okay, so transitioning to
love was like a really nice wayto be like, oh my last name
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is Love, like when I'm closinga tab at a bar. Yeah,
I don't have to be like StiBrick, Sti Brick. You know,
I could just be like love soyou don't hate it pretty easy, Okay,
Yeah, it's a good one.I don't know if you guys saw
this. We're we're all loving allthe Taylor Swift news all week. Oh
yes, did you see Hines iscoming out with a special Ketchup Mayo.
Now because of her, are youkidding? Because there's one picture of her
eating there's a plate in the suitewith a dollop of Ketchup and a dollop
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of ranch, And now they arethey calling it simply No, Oh,
it was like maybe seemingly ranch.Seemingly ranch. And you know what,
I saw a girl go to herconcert and dress up in a ranch bottle
costume and put seemingly on it.Yes, I saw it on TikTok.
Now, I want to know theeconomic impact sense just all these different brands
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and including the NFL. Send Taylorshowed up to that game on Sunday,
Travis Kelsey's jersey sales went up bylike four hundred correct. And also I
believe one game check is just dwarfedby one one one night of sales of
her show one one minutes of herbeing on stage is probably equal to Travis
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kels. There are some interesting takeson line about how the NFL was like
definitely like bigger than Taylor, whichI and the followers of the NFL.
No, the followers of the NFLon Instagram are like twenty seven million,
and she has like two hundred andseventy two. Like it's not even yeah
remotely clothes. I'm debating on theinternationally. You want to debate me internationally.
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Okay, guys, think about it. Come on now, come on
now here. Here's here's what Iwant to do. Go of Twitter fowlers
and Instagram followers. Look at theshe's internationally known. Dear has thirty four
teams. They fill it up.They fill out their stadiums every single night,
every single week. I guess wouldbe divided by two every week through
February and then the Super Bowl.You cannot even be making this argument right
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now. I'm not even a hardcoreSwifty and you cannot be telling me right
now that the NFL is bigger thanTaylor Swift. I am okay, that's
a hard helded eye on but yourdog day. I'm just here to watch
this. This is good. Thisis it. This. You're gonna put
us into couples therapy. We'd haveto come into the Jeremiah Show just to
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have therapy. This is your couplestherapy. I guess you have your HSA
Card'll swipe it for your for yourcope. That'd be good. Let's do
it. Yeah, we'll do that. Well, here's what I wanted to
do. I want to do.It's a it's a Jeremiah Show line ranking.
We're gonna do it after this,hang on to Jeremiah Show ninety six
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five Kids have him the Love stilljoining us in studio. Here Austin Love
from Channel three and his lovely wifewho just conquered the old school square of
Allison. I want to do oneof the Jeremiash show line rankings. I
don't know if you've ever heard thesebefore in the pro Graham. What I'm
gonna do is, I'm gonna giveyou five individual things that are in the
same category. You have to rankthem one through five without not knowing what's
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coming next. Oh okay, sayin honor of Taylor Swift ketchup, Mayo,
ketchup, whatever, whatever it's called. We're gonna rank flavor combinations.
Oh okay, one through five.I found some of the most popular flavor
combinations all right on the planet.The Cranberry Guy went wild a few years
ago. I love it. Crankgreat. Oh all right, here we
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go. So you rank them asthey come. Kay, one through five.
One's the worst, five, one'sthe best, five's the worst.
Okay, we'll start with peanut butterand chocolate missus love will let you go
first. I'm gonna put that rightin the middle. I'm gonna put that
at a three out of three?So are we talking Rees's We're we're talking
peanut butter flavor and chocolate flavor,because just both of them together it is
a little sticky. But I willput like. But if I'm thinking of
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Reese's, so and I like Reese's, I'm gonna put that. I'll put
put that three two three. Hecan't just copy me the whole time,
you know that race? Okay,Salt and caramel number one. Wow,
I love salt and think about Ilove salt mixed with sweet. Four.
Four Yeah no, I'm not feelingit, and I would have probably no.
Yeah four, I'm gonna I thoughtyou're more basic than that. Thank
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you, you put it higher.Thanks be ham and cheese. Oh five.
I don't like ham, not aVEGM person, not a ham not
I'm gonna go out on a mhere do it, do it? Yeah,
let's go. You're joking. Letme get I don't think i've ever
seen you eat a ham and cheesesandwich. I love him and cheese.
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I would just stay away from delimeat. Okay, So get him a
ham tonight, slice it up.I know he's he seems I mean Christmas
him. He's either the chef ofthe family or he is the most chef
most Instagram chef of the family.No, he's both. He's both.
No, he's definitely. It's goodat eating what I make. I'm very
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good. Same same in my relationship. I'm the cooker. I'm the purveyor
of meats in the family. Idon't think I used that right. I
don't know that I like to thatat all, but I'll give it to
you. We've gotten He's always herefrom my meats always. We've gotten through
three peanut butter and chocolate, saltedcaramel, ham and cheese. Next is
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apple and cinnamon. I'll put thatnumber two, number two five five.
Yea, I don't like cinnamon.Do you ever go to the grocery store?
Might be allow, What do youmean? You don't know? Well,
it comes and goes, because there'slike sometimes when I'll have like a
Christmas tale, I can only havelike two Christmas sales, or I'll break
it in like a good fives onhis neck, Austin, that's a that's
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an allergic reaction, that's what thatis. And but I just power through
it. Okay, why not?All right? So ast So that's why
he ranked that number. That makessense. I'm not a cinnamon guy myself
either. I think it's gross.I'll do like a cinamon, which I
put. I like mixed cinnamon inmy coffee sometimes I do. I'd like
cinnamon. I don't like the pinecones are outside the grocery store around the
holiday times, I like, Iavoid you angry. I avoid the grocery
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store they make me. Do youknow that pine cones don't smell like cinnamon?
Well, naturally, right, there'ssmell like pine actually yeah. Final
flavor combination lemon and lime. Whatnumber is left? Well, I guess
I have to put that in.That's your what did you even pick a
four? That's my four? That'syour four because ham and cheese with five
five? Yeah, okay, that'smy four. I'm happy with two too.
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I'm really happy. I think we'rein the same with that. I'm
really happy right now, everybody.I'm happy with mine too. Okay,
that's okay. Number one sixty sixfive ninety six five kiss for your Friday.
Mine from sales is here. Myare you a liquor chaser? Did
you chase your liquors? I didn'tknow what you were going about, and
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it took me a long time tofigure it out. But now I get
it and the answer is yes,Yeah, you do chase your liquer.
Absolutely. Are you kidding? No, I'm not at all. I've never
been a chaser. Okay, whyis it so strange to you? Here's
the thing, Okay, tell meit's not that strange. But I feel
like we're at different points in ourlives. Yes, when you're drinking,
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like you're drinking, you're like sippingon a good bourbon. Yeah, you
know, or something I want down. She goes down, she goes down,
goes down, she goes down,you know if you want her to.
But for me, I'm sorry,I'm sorry. I know it just
came out. I did. Itwasn't voluntary. It's been a dirty,
dirty say it wasn't voluntary. Startedwith liquor chaser, and it just kept
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getting worse. I just want tosay I didn't do it on purpose.
Something something hit me at fifth gradeJeremiah level, where the just the reaction
came out, so I apologize.Okay, looked purely whimsical, just a
lot of joy in that face.So what are you chasing your liquor with
in my in your day and agethere on East fourth Street or or the
flats wherever you're doing, you're chasingwell, I guess the point I was
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going to make is that I'm notdrinking any kind of liquor expensive enough to
not eat chased, So you're notdrinking it for enjoyment, Let's be honest.
Yeah, it's about the everyone's buyingme a tequila shot. It was
against my will. I'm going todrink, but I'm not gonna be a
woos about it. But I doneed a line. You could chase it
(28:06):
when you ever chase it with aliquid. I would chase anything with pickle
juice. Oh yeah, I yes. And then the other thing. I
think that a great chaser for almostanything is a really really sweet, delicious
tropical juice. Okay, when Idrink things at home, I always have
like a mango, strawberry pineapple juiceor something on hand. Delicious. We
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can both agree pickle is probably thebest chaser in the world. Definitely,
how about milk. Sorry everyone thatthis is the list I found, and
you tell me whether it be cats. I think maybe a few of these
will make sense, okay. Maplesyrup, Yeah, I think that would
work because plus, if you gettraditional maple syrup, it's more liquidy than
the than the than the syrup withlike the Missus Butterworth or whatever, sticky,
(28:52):
but like real maple syrup. Ithink it would chase. Well.
Yeah, ice cream. I don'tthink that's good because it's not liquid enough,
like you could chase with maybe amilkshake, okay, but ice cream
is not getting down quick enough toactually do the thing that are chasing.
You would have to chase it witha spoonful. Yeah, and just swallow
it immediately, just like yeah,like a bourbon ansh cream that might not
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be mad. Yeah, no,that sounds pretty good. How about tomato
sauce sauce. I thought you weregonna say juice sauce, no thanks when
they meant juice. But I justread the word sauce and then you said
saw us. Finally, I thinkthis is gonna work. Miso soup.
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You can't react even better, it'sunfair, accord Miso soup might not be
an everyday staple chilling in your fridge. It's worth getting a fat container of
You're a fat container of this onyour next Japanese adventure. The taste of
alcohol vanishes from your taste buds andis replaced with heavy, brothy, salty
flavor of soup. I love meso soup. That might work. But
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let me just say, perhaps ifdrinking is causing you such pain that you
have to buy bulk be so soupto get it down, just an edible,
maybe we just do an edible gummingthere it is you up Cleveland with
Jeremiah is fun fact of the dayfor kiss that bat. Let me hit
(30:30):
you with a knowledge nugget. Maybethis one will come into play for you
this weekend, maybe tonight. Iknow it's week seven of high school football
here in Northeast Ohio. Maybe usethis one. I'm a tails never fails
cause myself one hundred percent of thetime, Tails never fails. However,
did you know there is a slightlya slightly greater chance that the side of
(30:51):
the coin when flipping one that itstarts with. We'll end with that.
Take that for what you want.All we know, as we always defer
to the second half. Did JeremiasShow on ninety six five Kiss FM with
your genius suff today someone who hasdone something so stupid. Anything you've done
pales in comparison. Hey Man wasrecently refused entry into citizen a Citizens Bank
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Park for a Phillies game because hetried to bring his emotional support alligator Wally.
Great name, by the way,O the Wally doesn't fall under the
approved list of animals for the park. Reptile rescuer Joey Heiney says Wally is
very sweet and likes to give hugs. No, no, they don't stop.
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Person, You can't bring an alligatorto a baseball game? Why do
I have to say those words?Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on
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we go. There's nothing wrong withthat? Is this earlier? Is this
normal? Get off work time foryou? Six to twos? Are you
work six to twos. What kindof job is that I work at?
All the Oh there you go,now now all the hack. What's the
best time of the day to getmy chicken from Alder because it seems like
whenever I go, they typically runout. We put it out early in
(01:22):
the morning, so I kind oflike get up early and stuff. Yeah,
you can you just like hide someof it behind the cheese for me
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Probably busy with life. They're outof state. Oh, well,
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you know with Venmo of something,send him a dirty picture or something.
Yeah, oh, none of youlike yourself. But you know what I
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I don't know your relationship. Maybeyou guys send dirty pictures back and
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One is snake oil. Snake oilobviously meaning fake not real? Makes sense?
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Yeah, tell me which one snakeoil, and if you're right,
I'll give you one hundred bucks.Let's start with this. One German surgeon
fired after asking hospital cleaner to assistin an amputation. Headline. Number two
handbag tinier that that's smaller than agrain of salt sold for five figures at
an auction and headline number three Chickfil A to start opening on Sundays.
Which one is fake? Is itthe surgeon, the handbag or chick fil
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A? Chick fil A is I'msorry? Yeah, that is Nike and
it makes me sad because sometimes Iwant a chicken sandwich on a Sunday.
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Thank you for listening to the littleradio show. I appreciate you. Oh,
(03:38):
I appreciate thanks. All Right,sit time, I'm gonna get more
info from you. Other clip youwant to keep winning? Seven floors of
Hell tickets on the way. Lessthan an hour from right now, we'll
play the old school square from theJamiyah Show. It's a jare Onmiah Show,
ninety six five Kiss FM. Mayafrom Sales is here. I have
a very specific question for you.If you found out I was arrested without
(03:59):
knowing, what would it be forpublic indecency? Yew? Does this have
anything to do with my son payingon the playground last week. Absolutely,
I think it can happen to thebest of us. I think that you
would be at like blossom and ina long line to get out and it's
never moving and you have to peeso bad you're going to die. That
(04:21):
is that the p in public ticket? I think so. So you don't
put me on stripping down and dancinganywhere. I'm not putting you on the
level of that woman who was streakingthrough the street. She jumped on the
fire truck. Didn't drop kick afire truck. She tried to pick it
up. She tried to lift thefire truck. I'm not saying that was
(04:44):
why you were would have been arrested, but I would say that public indecency
is you know, range is frommild so crazy. I could see you
on the mild side. You wouldbe fighting. By the way, Oh
you were what it is, andhere's what it is. Just No,
in your history, you're you're sucha polite and kind and including person in
the world. Right, however,don't don't cross a b Yeah, no,
(05:06):
you have that line. You're right. If that line is crossed,
you're you're an athlete. You're anathlete. Who is who has injured her,
who has cut your flesh mid game? And you're like, dad,
super glue, let me get backout there. This is true. You're
wiped it on his shirt and it'sa dude. By the way, you
beat up a dude, that's howyou get arrested. Oh yeah, I
would never hit a woman, butI'll hit a man if he needs it,
(05:29):
if he's asking for it. JeremiahShell, sorry in advance for the
things he makes you think of?Is that why my man Kenny is a
nice shade of baby blue? No, exactly, it's exactly why The Jeremiah
Show six five Kiss FM. TheJeremiah Show on ninety six five Kiss FM.
Would you believe it? It's Fridayalready, and that means a very
story tradition of the Jeremiah Show.It's time for the old school square off.
(05:50):
On the show, they're excited tobe joined by your guests. Jimmy
from Sale Hello, Saustin Love fromChannel three, Hi, guys, and
of course the better half of anybetter half better half Austin's wife Missus Love.
Hello, everyone is joining us,and she's look at she's your she
(06:12):
she's been talking trash on the textrightfully. So because your husband's been trash.
Yeah, al doesn't. I wouldn'tsay she talks trash necessarily. She
speaks the truth, but she willI likes to play along with Yes,
she likes to listen. Yeah,And then she will text me and be
like, oh I would have gottenthat one, or like, how did
you not get that? All right? Put your money where you about this?
(06:32):
How about you here? I'm here, So I'm here. I was
dragged here against my will. That'sfine for sure. We were talking about
it yesterday on the phone, andyou had naughty girl. I did,
I did. I knew that oneright away, which we got through almost
the whole song without discovering. Wenever discovered what it was. It was
a stump, really, yeah,no one got it. I was a
stump. Yeah, No, Iwould have gotten that one. Congratulations on
(06:54):
all your success. So Allison steppinginto basically put her money where her mouth
is, and I feel I feelconfident for you. I appreciate that.
I think see, I think youyou best represent the millennial generation. Oh,
thank you, and your husband notso much. I'm a tool.
You may need to step it upover that. All Right, here we
go, let's get to our contestantson the show. They're gonna pick who's
(07:15):
gonna represent them in the game.We're gonna start with Braden. Braden joined
U seeing the show. Welcome in, Braden, how are you. Let's
let's put you on the radio.Braden. There's Braden. Welcome into the
show. Brandon. Who do youwant to represent you in the game.
Jimmy from Sales, Austin's wife Alice, and missus Love if you'd like to
refer to her as that or ChannelThree's Austin Love. You also have the
option to pick that. I willstump them three times before they get three
right, So you have four optionshere. You know what. She's not
(07:40):
on the show. So I'm goingwith missus Love. I like it,
I like the confidence. If shewins, brand I would have picked that
too. Keep in mind, wecan't come to you as a phone a
friend at one point, just notfor the win. Not for the win.
Kathy and Parlament. You are upnext, Kathy, Good afternoon,
Hey girl, Kathy, would youlike Jimmy to represent you Austin or would
(08:00):
you like to go for the stumpand select me. I'm gonna say Austin.
There we go. I likes mypeople in partment. Baby, he
might step it up because his wife'sin the room. I don't know.
Maybe he's studied. I did weactually did we did do a little all
right, Jenna and the Rain,you're up next? Do you want to
pick Jimmy from sales? Are yougoing with me for the stump? I
(08:20):
want you to go all the way. I don't know what that means.
Oh wow, I'm very suggested,Jenna. Do you do you want?
Do you want Jimmy or Jeremiah?Jeremiah? Okay, she's going for the
stump. I was confused for asecond and blushing. Nicole from almost a
township. That means you've got Jimmyfrom sales. If Jimmy wins you in
Guys, keep in mind they cancome to you at any point as a
(08:41):
phone of friend. You can onlydo it once, and you can't do
it for the win. The rulesare simple. Your name is your buzzer
title. An artist is what weneed. First song in the old school
square off. He is a hotstart. What are you kidding me?
(09:07):
Oh? Guys? Oh God,as just yell at you for these songs?
Taking to yelled to because you guystook too long to get them because
they're stupid sounds. So it's aclassic this Listen. We might need a
team up on this fast. Okay, we got this. We're going to
(09:28):
the course. Yeah, voice man, anyone gotta guess. Austin Love ninety
eight degrees. Hardest thing I'll everhave to do. I'll give it to
you, the hardest thing. Yeah, I'll give you too. Let's go,
(09:48):
bab you can give, you can'tgive, Alright, let's go.
All right, there we go.Austin Nicholas Cha's voice for Mala. Was
that what it is? It mustbe? You're bouncing. Here we go
Now it's next song in the Oldschool Square is all wired Allison first mcary,
beautiful soul. That is correct.You know he's coming. He's coming
(10:09):
to Cleveland. Yeah where Northfield?Oh? I did not, Jim,
Are we in the errorhere? JesseMcCartney. Jesse McCartney goes to Northfield Park?
I think we are. Oh boyis now coming back a little bit,
Oh boy, not a lot,don't. I don't know why you
ever went away? Well, hejust had this song, and you know
that maybe one other one. Ithink a pretty good album all right,
(10:31):
loves each have one. Jimmy onthe board was zero no stump yet.
Next song in the Old School Squareis Allison Allison? Is it smack that
Acon? Jimmy Jimmy top that acnfrom across the broad He either knows it.
Here is no idea why I did. Look on his face. He
(10:56):
knows the lyrics. How do theycan do? No, that's cheating,
Austin, Austin, I'm gonna Ijust want to be sure I wouldn't go
out to my girl Kathy. Kathy, Hey, girl, Kathy, I
know it's a coon. Uh doyou know who sings it? The song
(11:18):
of the song Dangerous is what Kathysays. Do you concur Austin. I
was gonna go with that as well, gonna go dangerous by Acon. That's
that's a guess. Yes? Isit? Is it featuring someone? It
is dangerous Cardinal Offishale featuring a coon. You guys just went off of what
(11:39):
I said originally and didn't think.I don't think anything else. First one,
No, he has he was onthis and he was on he was
on one of the Lady Gaga songsjust dance great, Dawn Great. It's
not nothing for you that whatever,all right, you're just trying to rip
off Kathy. What do you meanI'm trying to rip off Kathy? Listen,
I present it and if you can'tbring it, what do you want
me to say? Austin Austin Love? That is Backstreet boys. I'm not
(12:03):
even like you finished. Let youfinish. Jim how dare alright? How
dare you? How dare you?Sir? I got I got so excited.
How his hat is off. Yourhair looks stupid when it's not because
stupid? How dare He's probably mybiggest flub of year and a half.
(12:26):
I've been doing this of all days, of all days, Austin Love,
shut up a move on of alldays? Sir? Can I go?
Jimmy did chime in? I wasin the middle of I'm gonna be one
hundred percent honest. I don't knowthe song title. I just know I
knew she was gonna guess. Sonow you guys are getting up against me.
God, God, and I'm onmy own Listen, I'm on my
own dred. My mom said Ican't come home tonight if I don't win.
(12:50):
You're all right here, We're goingto We're going to our friend.
We're going to Nicole, Nicole andOlmstead Township. I will play the song
for you again so you get afull consumption of it. Nicole, do
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you have you kind of said something? Did you have a guess? I
want you back? Is that yourguess? Do you want to give?
Do you want to give Jimmy aguess? At the artist back to you
for you? Sure you're gonna go? I want you back from the back.
(13:33):
Wait, wait, no kidding,You just said what is your guest?
Is your guests? Wait? Whatis your guest? I want you
back? And sink is correct?That was close. I almost almost proved
the bet on listen there. Therewas almost hr emails because I was to
start punching people. Okay, we'regonna take a break. I need a
breather. After that, more oldschool square off? After this, Austin
(13:54):
might be alive when we come back. I don't know. St Here my
show on ninety six five Kiss FM. Right in the middle of your old
school square off, chew Me fromSales is playing. Yes, Austin Love's
lovely wife Allison is here playing aswell. She's doing a great job.
(14:16):
Austin Love called in sync Backstreet Boys, and that's gonna last you know what,
because I'm a bigger baby. Youshould lose a point for that.
Actually, I think I might takeone away. No, you can't do
what I want. I made thisgame on and get hr in here.
I can't make up all the rulesI want. This are gonna be flying,
all right? Ere we go firstor three. Everyone's on the board
with one. I've even got astump. Seven floors of health tickets are
(14:37):
on the line. Next song inthe old school square off is am hang
on. Let me try that againstplace est prove. Yeah, I've got
pro he knows the lyrics out thename. This is like the kids pop
(15:01):
version, the radio version, orif we get away with it, not
with the other version. Today youboth use your kind of friends Allison.
Allison is not I'm gonna use it, okay, would you like to officially?
Would like to use her? Allright? Let's bring in state girl
(15:24):
out right? Help a girl out, Brandon? Do you know what?
Do you know? Title? Anartist is a song playing right now?
Control your horror pones and keep yourclose the door. Listen listen on your
phone, not the radio, it'sdelay. Read your horror right are you
there? Hey, Brandon be Doughear me? There you go? Brand
(15:46):
you got a guest on the song? Title? An artist? No,
she picked the wrong one. Butphone a friend. I know this song,
but I cannot think who sings it. He can't think of who sings
I was zero for zero song.Do you have a guest sign? Throw
it out there? What do youthink? Okay, we're not even gonna
(16:07):
throw a guest out there. Okay, we're gonna go today. Are you
going to chime in? Buzz?Austin is very sticks? Is it?
I got bros? Ludacris. Idon't think it's little. I got bros.
Ludacris is correct, But I gotbros. Ludicris is incorrect? Is
(16:27):
it? Jimmy? Do you havea guess? By Ludacris? Area codes
by Ludicris. Area codes is thetitle of the song. He is shook
it. He is not happy aboutit. I'm not having a nice now
all right, here we go andI'm one away. I'm one away from
(16:48):
we gotta we got this guy's nextsong in the old school square Jimmy,
Jimmy, this is m hang on, hanging on? Can you play a
little more? Now? You canyou try to day? Okay, okay,
do you guys? Actually, no, do you know this one?
I heard a second? I cannotthink of I'm just I'm trying hard because
I'm not. I'm five him fiveseconds. It's MG t O Nope,
(17:15):
it's the right letters. Oh oh, I know it is. Guys.
Don't let me win on this.I can't win on this. Not I
can't. Okay, Well, nowwe've got to collaborate here. I know
(17:36):
Homerus. It's classic by m MM M G T O M. It's
an acronym. Wait, it's it'syeah, it has to something m kto
MKH Austin, Austin, take it. I'll take it. Oh wow,
nice. That was so sweet.It was very sweet. Were the acronym
(18:02):
ABCD and classic mg J m KTLm K m kto name I said it
first. That's alright, guys,all right, guys, al right,
guys. So we got two,one, one and two. Is that
what we're looking at? So allright too. Austin might have zero if
we take away a point for notknowing. I just gave me that next
(18:25):
song in the old school square,Jammy Allison for the win. It's NICKI
Minaj featuring Justin Justin Bieber featuring NickiMinaj song and It's beauty and a beat
that is correctly Congratulations. I'm noteven mad that I lost Allison. She
(18:48):
came in here with without regard forhuman life and she conquered. I'm really
happy. I thought I was gonnalose. So yeah, you did fantastic.
Congratulations. That means Brandon, You'regoing to seven floors of hell.
Congratulations, my dude. I don'tknow if Allison heard me, but I
told her. She's on my Christmascard. Listen, thank you, Brad
(19:08):
Braden Family Christmas card. I'm noteven on that list. All right,
you sit tight. I'm gonna getmore info from you. More Jeremi Show
because it's a Jeremis Show. Ninetysix five Kiss FM. The Love's Still
hanging out? How many times haveyou guys? We've been referred to as
the loves pretty often since we gotmarried. Yeah, you know, at
(19:29):
least a year and three months?Okay, so yeah, two months.
That's the first time I've ever utteredit, So it felt special to me.
Doesn't it feel good coming off thetongue? It does? You know?
Love? I'm glad it felt speciallyI have a very like mockable last
name or people like if they're notvery happy with me, and they'll just
be like Austin Love. Yeah,how did you? How was that?
By the way, transitioning to knowingyour last name is going to be love,
(19:52):
you know, first realizing it's areal last name and he wasn't just
making it up. Well he peoplealways think he made it up. People
always think that it's like a agename. Yeah, and He's like,
no, it's it's a real name, human name. I come up with
such a fake sounding I know,right, But honestly, it's been great
because my last name is Stibrick orwas Stibrick. Okay, so transitioning to
love was like a really nice wayto be like, oh my last name
(20:12):
is Love, like when I'm closinga tab at a bar. Yeah,
I don't have to be like StiBrick, Sti Brick. You know,
I could just be like love soyou don't hate it pretty easy, Okay,
Yeah, it's a good one.I don't know if you guys saw
this. We're we're all loving allthe Taylor Swift news all week. Oh
yes, did you see Hines iscoming out with a special Ketchup Mayo.
Now because of her, are youkidding? Because there's one picture of her
eating there's a plate in the suitewith a dollop of Ketchup and a dollop
(20:37):
of ranch, And now they arethey calling it simply No, Oh,
it was like maybe seemingly ranch.Seemingly ranch. And you know what,
I saw a girl go to herconcert and dress up in a ranch bottle
costume and put seemingly on it.Yes, I saw it on TikTok.
Now, I want to know theeconomic impact sense just all these different brands
(20:57):
and including the NFL. Send Taylorshowed up to that game on Sunday,
Travis Kelsey's jersey sales went up bylike four hundred correct. And also I
believe one game check is just dwarfedby one one one night of sales of
her show one one minutes of herbeing on stage is probably equal to Travis
(21:17):
kels. There are some interesting takeson line about how the NFL was like
definitely like bigger than Taylor, whichI and the followers of the NFL.
No, the followers of the NFLon Instagram are like twenty seven million,
and she has like two hundred andseventy two. Like it's not even yeah
remotely clothes. I'm debating on theinternationally. You want to debate me internationally.
(21:38):
Okay, guys, think about it. Come on now, come on
now here. Here's here's what Iwant to do. Go of Twitter fowlers
and Instagram followers. Look at theshe's internationally known. Dear has thirty four
teams. They fill it up.They fill out their stadiums every single night,
every single week. I guess wouldbe divided by two every week through
February and then the Super Bowl.You cannot even be making this argument right
(22:02):
now. I'm not even a hardcoreSwifty and you cannot be telling me right
now that the NFL is bigger thanTaylor Swift. I am okay, that's
a hard helded eye on but yourdog day. I'm just here to watch
this. This is good. Thisis it. This. You're gonna put
us into couples therapy. We'd haveto come into the Jeremiah Show just to
(22:23):
have therapy. This is your couplestherapy. I guess you have your HSA
Card'll swipe it for your for yourcope. That'd be good. Let's do
it. Yeah, we'll do that. Well, here's what I wanted to
do. I want to do.It's a it's a Jeremiah Show line ranking.
We're gonna do it after this,hang on to Jeremiah Show ninety six
(22:45):
five Kids have him the Love stilljoining us in studio. Here Austin Love
from Channel three and his lovely wifewho just conquered the old school square of
Allison. I want to do oneof the Jeremiash show line rankings. I
don't know if you've ever heard thesebefore in the pro Graham. What I'm
gonna do is, I'm gonna giveyou five individual things that are in the
same category. You have to rankthem one through five without not knowing what's
(23:06):
coming next. Oh okay, sayin honor of Taylor Swift ketchup, Mayo,
ketchup, whatever, whatever it's called. We're gonna rank flavor combinations.
Oh okay, one through five.I found some of the most popular flavor
combinations all right on the planet.The Cranberry Guy went wild a few years
ago. I love it. Crankgreat. Oh all right, here we
(23:26):
go. So you rank them asthey come. Kay, one through five.
One's the worst, five, one'sthe best, five's the worst.
Okay, we'll start with peanut butterand chocolate missus love will let you go
first. I'm gonna put that rightin the middle. I'm gonna put that
at a three out of three?So are we talking Rees's We're we're talking
peanut butter flavor and chocolate flavor,because just both of them together it is
a little sticky. But I willput like. But if I'm thinking of
(23:49):
Reese's, so and I like Reese's, I'm gonna put that. I'll put
put that three two three. Hecan't just copy me the whole time,
you know that race? Okay,Salt and caramel number one. Wow,
I love salt and think about Ilove salt mixed with sweet. Four.
Four Yeah no, I'm not feelingit, and I would have probably no.
Yeah four, I'm gonna I thoughtyou're more basic than that. Thank
(24:10):
you, you put it higher.Thanks be ham and cheese. Oh five.
I don't like ham, not aVEGM person, not a ham not
I'm gonna go out on a mhere do it, do it? Yeah,
let's go. You're joking. Letme get I don't think i've ever
seen you eat a ham and cheesesandwich. I love him and cheese.
(24:30):
I would just stay away from delimeat. Okay, So get him a
ham tonight, slice it up.I know he's he seems I mean Christmas
him. He's either the chef ofthe family or he is the most chef
most Instagram chef of the family.No, he's both. He's both.
No, he's definitely. It's goodat eating what I make. I'm very
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good. Same same in my relationship. I'm the cooker. I'm the purveyor
of meats in the family. Idon't think I used that right. I
don't know that I like to thatat all, but I'll give it to
you. We've gotten He's always herefrom my meats always. We've gotten through
three peanut butter and chocolate, saltedcaramel, ham and cheese. Next is
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apple and cinnamon. I'll put thatnumber two, number two five five.
Yea, I don't like cinnamon.Do you ever go to the grocery store?
Might be allow, What do youmean? You don't know? Well,
it comes and goes, because there'slike sometimes when I'll have like a
Christmas tale, I can only havelike two Christmas sales, or I'll break
it in like a good fives onhis neck, Austin, that's a that's
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an allergic reaction, that's what thatis. And but I just power through
it. Okay, why not?All right? So ast So that's why
he ranked that number. That makessense. I'm not a cinnamon guy myself
either. I think it's gross.I'll do like a cinamon, which I
put. I like mixed cinnamon inmy coffee sometimes I do. I'd like
cinnamon. I don't like the pinecones are outside the grocery store around the
holiday times, I like, Iavoid you angry. I avoid the grocery
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store they make me. Do youknow that pine cones don't smell like cinnamon?
Well, naturally, right, there'ssmell like pine actually yeah. Final
flavor combination lemon and lime. Whatnumber is left? Well, I guess
I have to put that in.That's your what did you even pick a
four? That's my four? That'syour four because ham and cheese with five
five? Yeah, okay, that'smy four. I'm happy with two too.
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I'm really happy. I think we'rein the same with that. I'm
really happy right now, everybody.I'm happy with mine too. Okay,
that's okay. Number one sixty sixfive ninety six five kiss for your Friday.
Mine from sales is here. Myare you a liquor chaser? Did
you chase your liquors? I didn'tknow what you were going about, and
(26:38):
it took me a long time tofigure it out. But now I get
it and the answer is yes,Yeah, you do chase your liquer.
Absolutely. Are you kidding? No, I'm not at all. I've never
been a chaser. Okay, whyis it so strange to you? Here's
the thing, Okay, tell meit's not that strange. But I feel
like we're at different points in ourlives. Yes, when you're drinking,
(26:59):
like you're drinking, you're like sippingon a good bourbon. Yeah, you
know, or something I want down. She goes down, she goes down,
goes down, she goes down,you know if you want her to.
But for me, I'm sorry,I'm sorry. I know it just
came out. I did. Itwasn't voluntary. It's been a dirty,
dirty say it wasn't voluntary. Startedwith liquor chaser, and it just kept
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getting worse. I just want tosay I didn't do it on purpose.
Something something hit me at fifth gradeJeremiah level, where the just the reaction
came out, so I apologize.Okay, looked purely whimsical, just a
lot of joy in that face.So what are you chasing your liquor with
in my in your day and agethere on East fourth Street or or the
flats wherever you're doing, you're chasingwell, I guess the point I was
(27:45):
going to make is that I'm notdrinking any kind of liquor expensive enough to
not eat chased, So you're notdrinking it for enjoyment, Let's be honest.
Yeah, it's about the everyone's buyingme a tequila shot. It was
against my will. I'm going todrink, but I'm not gonna be a
woos about it. But I doneed a line. You could chase it
(28:06):
when you ever chase it with aliquid. I would chase anything with pickle
juice. Oh yeah, I yes. And then the other thing. I
think that a great chaser for almostanything is a really really sweet, delicious
tropical juice. Okay, when Idrink things at home, I always have
like a mango, strawberry pineapple juiceor something on hand. Delicious. We
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can both agree pickle is probably thebest chaser in the world. Definitely,
how about milk. Sorry everyone thatthis is the list I found, and
you tell me whether it be cats. I think maybe a few of these
will make sense, okay. Maplesyrup, Yeah, I think that would
work because plus, if you gettraditional maple syrup, it's more liquidy than
the than the than the syrup withlike the Missus Butterworth or whatever, sticky,
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but like real maple syrup. Ithink it would chase. Well.
Yeah, ice cream. I don'tthink that's good because it's not liquid enough,
like you could chase with maybe amilkshake, okay, but ice cream
is not getting down quick enough toactually do the thing that are chasing.
You would have to chase it witha spoonful. Yeah, and just swallow
it immediately, just like yeah,like a bourbon ansh cream that might not
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be mad. Yeah, no,that sounds pretty good. How about tomato
sauce sauce. I thought you weregonna say juice sauce, no thanks when
they meant juice. But I justread the word sauce and then you said
saw us. Finally, I thinkthis is gonna work. Miso soup.
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You can't react even better, it'sunfair, accord Miso soup might not be
an everyday staple chilling in your fridge. It's worth getting a fat container of
You're a fat container of this onyour next Japanese adventure. The taste of
alcohol vanishes from your taste buds andis replaced with heavy, brothy, salty
flavor of soup. I love meso soup. That might work. But
(30:07):
let me just say, perhaps ifdrinking is causing you such pain that you
have to buy bulk be so soupto get it down, just an edible,
maybe we just do an edible gummingthere it is you up Cleveland with
Jeremiah is fun fact of the dayfor kiss that bat. Let me hit
(30:30):
you with a knowledge nugget. Maybethis one will come into play for you
this weekend, maybe tonight. Iknow it's week seven of high school football
here in Northeast Ohio. Maybe usethis one. I'm a tails never fails
cause myself one hundred percent of thetime, Tails never fails. However,
did you know there is a slightlya slightly greater chance that the side of
(30:51):
the coin when flipping one that itstarts with. We'll end with that.
Take that for what you want.All we know, as we always defer
to the second half. Did JeremiasShow on ninety six five Kiss FM with
your genius suff today someone who hasdone something so stupid. Anything you've done
pales in comparison. Hey Man wasrecently refused entry into citizen a Citizens Bank
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Park for a Phillies game because hetried to bring his emotional support alligator Wally.
Great name, by the way,O the Wally doesn't fall under the
approved list of animals for the park. Reptile rescuer Joey Heiney says Wally is
very sweet and likes to give hugs. No, no, they don't stop.
(31:33):
Person, You can't bring an alligatorto a baseball game? Why do
I have to say those words?Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on
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