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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fill that bat boy with frosting all over the top.
This is for you to share Embia show at least
how you'll do it. Let's get it, let's go party,
let's go, let's get into your friday.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Let's get it going.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Let's get you a comp of wallows to get that
is on the way to forty five. And of course
your good vibes, good things happening in your world two
one six five seven eight ninety six five oz de
text those in now. But we can't get off with
a thousand bucks. We'll get it for you after a
dell A ninety six five Kiss FM. But your Friday,
let's get the good vibes going with Anita.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I need to tell me something good that happened to
you today. I really didn't do anything good today.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You did nothing. You just stayed in the house all day.
Bus Yeah, I mean it depends. Is it fun for you?
Is it good? Does it make you feel good to
have a clean, completed house?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yes? Then yeah, it's good vibes. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But I mean I don't think anyone ever looks at
a clean house and like, man, why did I do
all that? I'm so mad? My house is so clean
right now. Yeah, well, god Blake, what is what is
your least favorite part of cleaning the house, especially this
time of year? The bathroom?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The bathroom. You must have a lot of boys. I
have three. Yes, my wife tells me all the time.
I've got two.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
She's like, tell your boys to stop peeing on the wall,
tell them to aim better.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm like, good luck, good luck with that.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's not I could say I could, I could. I
don't know what I could do, But I can't make
him do it any Do you yell at your husband
all the time to do it as well?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You've made peace with.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
The fact that, listen, nothing that comes out of.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
A man's mouth to his son is going to make
them not be on the wall right right, like you have.
You have a better.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Chance of them getting straight a's than them not being
on the wall.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Wallows tickets on the way for you coming up. And
since you're on my show on ninety six to five
Kiss FM Clevelands number one, a music station spreading good
vibes with Chelsea. Chelsea, tell me something good that happened
to you today in your life.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Today I got to sleep in Oh it feels so good.
Doesn't it. Why did you get to sleep in today?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
What's different than most days?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Really?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
The strip were sent to school today, So I got
to just kind of stood back and relax.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Now, are you in college or are you in primary
school as.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
They call it? Oh no, my kids, I am not
in college. Now. You didn't have to get your kids
up for school today? Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
How did you manage that? You just just have them
not go in today? We playing hooky?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh no, no, they went in. I just didn't get
I didn't have to do it. I get that a
couple of days a week.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
My amazing mother in law, we call it Grandma jack
Jack outs out a couple of days a week. I
can't tell you how much I look forward to the
days that Jack Jack gets these kids up for school
and I get to sleep in. It's magical. It's almost
better than a just nice neat glass of whiskey at
the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I said almost, Chelsea, I would say almost almost about that.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, it's like a close second to Jeremiah Show ninety
six five Kiss FM. Let's talk to Seth and Willoughby,
because well he's called twelve Seth, let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You're going to Wallows. Let's go. What is going on
in the background there? Oh my my supervisor being a pain?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, it sounded like I thought you were I thought
you were trading seals for a moment. Were they trying
to do a seal and pressure? Is that just how
it came out? Seth, Yeah, he's a seal. Okay, there
you go. Your boss is a seal. We've all heard
that now.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, I don't think you can bring any seals to
Jacob's pavilion, but I've never actually looked up the rules online,
so you'll have to look that up yourself, all right, man.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh yeah, that's fine. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
There we go, Wallows. Tickets for you, my friend. You
have a blast over at jacob Pavilian brother.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Thank you. I appreciate it. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Sit tight. I'm gonna get that info from you. More
hookcups on the way. Don't forget next week on the show.
We got Benson Boone tickets for you. That show is
going to be a hard ticket to get. We'll hook
you up next week starting at four to forty five
on ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's gets you a
thousand bucks. Coming up at three ten minutes protect that
Amazon to cheer Onias show on ninety six five kisfm
hey Benson boone, we got your hook up for that
show coming up next week on the show for forty
(04:07):
five will get you covered there. Seventy thousand suckers is
what a Kentucky kid bought on Amazon.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
This is what the mom said.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
He's a second writ we ordered thirty cases of dumb
dumbs on Amazon, which is more than seventy thousand suckers. First,
Amazon wouldn't take them back. They ultimately righted the wrong
and refunded her. Holly says her second grader argued to
them on Amazon, each case has twenty three hundred and
forty suckers, which gets you up to the seventy k.
(04:38):
She contacted Amazon as soon as she realized what happened, and.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Initially they were chill.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Represented that she could just refuse the delivery and they'd
refund her money. But when the driver came, he just
stacked up all the cases on the porch and walked away.
Then Amazon said they couldn't take them back, So after
a little outing on the interwebs, that situation was fixed
and she was refunded her money.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You know I didn't want. I want to know how many?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
How much do you think thirty cases of dumb dumbs
cost on Amazon?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's the question. I want to know.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
They're ten percent off right now, one hundred and seventeen
dollars a case. You do your own math there, because
you heard me try to do math yesterday. It did
not work well for me. Here's what I want to know, Cleveland.
Shoot me a text, give me a call. Feel like
it's the same number. Two one sixty five seven eight
ninety six five. Oh, did you as a child or
you know no, Here's here's what's going to be. Either
when you were drunk or a kid or a kid
(05:33):
did it? What did you buy off Amazon by accident?
That's what I want to know. I don't think I
have now I'm going to though now when I get
home and have a glass of bourbon, maybe one, one
or two too many, I'm going to accidentally buy I
don't know, like thirty I bought pickles, but that was
on purpose. I bought a case of pickles on purpose.
What did you buy on accident? From Amazon? Let me
know right now? In the text at two one six
(05:54):
five seven eight ninety six five.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I'm sorry, but I have to room the wabble for
you that coming up less than ten minutes away at
the year on my show, it's ninety sixty five. Yes,
f M, Cleveland's number one hit music station.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Not yet, David, David got it. Chill out, bro chill
out for a second, just for a moment. No, okay,
this is wild.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It won't stop, guys, it won't stop. There we go,
all right, Okay, I guess I'm just not talking over music.
That's what's gonna happen there. We're talking about the Amazon
orders that you had accidentally purchased on your behalf, either
by yourself maybe by someone else in your life. A
text out of the three three oh told me my
husband ordered a shirt from Amazon and they sent him
a bra. That seems like a move you would do
(06:41):
if it's your last day at work, right, one hundred
percent text out of the four to four oh, not Amazon.
But I accidentally bought four hundred dollars worth of hot
wheels off eBay when I was nine.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Mister Grahama, I'm not going to tell the people.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Will you just text me that you bought That's that's
probably not appropriate, But that's okay, good for you. Also
texted the four four O brow my eight year old
had my phone, purchased my whole ass Amazon card for
eighteen hundred dollars. We got Christmas trees, blow up Santa
Claus and swimsuits, anything else you could imagine.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That's absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
How about this talkback I got right here from Diana.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Jeremiah and my kid literally bought thirty to sixty counts
sweet and Salties snack packs. It had like cookies and
oreos and popcorn. It costs me way more money than
I'm willing to admit right now, thousands of dollars. I
did the math, did cheer on.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
My show ninety six five Kiss FM, did cheer Onias
show ninety six five Kiss FM, Cleveland's number one.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hit music station.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You got less than an hour to score Wiz Kleef
and Sean paltickets. They're coming to Blossome, But we got
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Speaker 2 (07:47):
For to ten. We will get you into that.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I apologize immediately right off the rip, Cleveland, for rooining
this for you. Someone told me to beginning of the wobble.
You know the sounds it sounds. You know what the
wobble sounds like, right? I mean, you know the line
dance right? Okay, I'm gonna start this over now. I
(08:11):
want you to picture. I want to say it before
I do it. I want you to picture the beginning
of this song sung by Patrick Mahomes. And when the
song kicks in, it's Travis Kelsey, Patrick Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes. Here, Carman,
(08:36):
right here comes Travis.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm sorry, Actually I'm not sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
This is absolutely amazing. Get in there, Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
If I if I wrote that, fe you just text
me a middle finger right now, seven eight ninety six
to five.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh, let me get you a thousand bucks next week.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
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a magical mashup of nostalgia. They say, I'm sorry, I
will eat these. I won't need a regular pop tart.
I'm not. I think they're dry. I don't care that
the I would like the frosting to go to the edge.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I think that's the hot take.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I don't need that little bit of like pastry on
the side. Fill that bat boy with frosting all over
the top. Like you weirdos, you hit the unfrosted pop tarts?
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Are you? Okay?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Scratch your eyebrow if I need to call somebody for you,
because I just find that absolutely strange. But like even
a normal pop tart, it's like eating a cracker and
you're talking to a guy who loves a salting cracker.
I will eat a salting cracker, and I will drink
ginger Ale Canada dry only for a treat, not because
I'm not feeling well, but I think pop tarts are
dry as hell, and I don't think they're that good
(10:44):
now if you make it into an ice cream sandwich. Still,
that's a lot of pop tart At this point. I
think I'd rather I think I'd rather just eat a
bowl of ice cream. But maybe the pintes will be
better with the little chunks in it. That might be
the way to go.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Maybe I'm an idiot. Tell me I'm an idiot. If
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(11:40):
what song do you think that is?
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Have.
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(13:44):
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(14:06):
I was reading it to you, and blew my mind.
You're welcome, Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I guess people will do about anything to pay for drugs.
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It's Sid Jeremy Show on ninety six to five Kiss
FM with your Genius of the Day. Someone who's done
something so stupid. Anything you've done pales in comparison. A
thirty year old man in Kansas named Gordon stole a
rare eight hundred pounds Spanish American war cannon from a
park in Wichita.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
He wasn't a history buff, but he did it.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Was drug dealer twenty grand and was worried the man
would kill him and his family if he didn't pay,
so he thought the idea best idea was to go
Scott Copper statues and steal the money to pay it back.
But on April second, he spotted the cannon and figured,
you know what, what the hell? He got a homeless
person to help him rip it off the ground, used
to train a chain and his Chevy Tahoe to drag
(14:54):
it away, then got some tombs tools to cut it
up into four or five pieces. He took the pieces
to his dealer to show him that he was working
on the debt, and the dealer called the idea quote stupid.
A friend turned Gordon in where he was charged with
theft of property, activated criminal damage and possession of drug paeophernalia.
Oh yeah, drugs in his pocket while he did it.
I mean that would only that would be the best
(15:15):
way to button up this story.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
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