The Show He Didn't Break Off The Long Distance Relationship

Patrick has a girlfriend from back home, also one in Cleveland. What should he do? More *NSYNC tidbits! ZeFrank talks about PitbullS, and your VHS tapes could be worth a lotta coin.

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thank you. You know the JeremiahShow Laura about about the medical field,
right. No, the only reasonI have this job is because I
went to the University of Akron wantingto be an athletic trainer. I got
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and now we're here on the radio. Hey, it worked out.
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Could you imagine me trying to healhuman beings? Debbie exactly, No,

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hit music station. Look, inless than an hour from right now,
we will get you a Cleveland confessionalwith Patrick. It's a it's a it's
he's got decisions to make. I'lltell you that much. Right now,

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wife deals with school children, whichI could never do. And here I
am just saying boobs on the radio, The Jeremiah Show now on ninety six
five. It's e chere on myshow on ninety six five Kiss FM,

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Cleveland's number one hit music station.Let's get your cliping infessional coming up at
three thirty that Patrick needs advice onI haven't told my girlfriend that I'm in
a long distance relationship already. WhatI'm from sales is here, by the
way, Hi here I am What'rewelcome. We're not gonna We'll unpack that
in about twenty minutes because we havebigger things to unpack, even bigger we

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have been. There have been InSynccarrots dangled, Oh my god in front
of our mouths for the past threeweeks to a month now. Yeah,
it keeps happening. It all startedback with the j C shaz a few
weeks ago, and we've been gettingnuggets and nuggets and nuggets. We get
the biggest nugget at the VMA's.Obviously, Taylor said the most relatable thing

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I've ever heard her say in herlife, which was, what are you
guys doing? I need to knownow? That's exactly what she says.
It's very ironic because whenever Taylor doesanything ever anywhere, that's exactly how all
of her fans Yes, what areyou doing? Taylor? We need to
know what's going on. She's gota taste of it now. Oh yeah,
table's turned. So. Then lastnight the in Sync boys, all

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five of them, posted a TikTokwith this audio from friends. Do you
know something? Do you know something? I might know something. I might
know something too. What's the thingyou know? Oh? No, I
can't tell you, and you're tellingme about you know, I can't tell
you what I Well, then Ican't tell you what I know who?
Good fun? And then maya,oh god, there's more. We got
this this morning, fast, faster, faster. That is the first new

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clip of in Sync music in twentyyears. That's incredible. So this is
coming out on the twenty nine.Of course it's in connection with it with
the third Trolls movie. I wasgonna say, this is a Trolls song
to its core, I don't forget, can't stop. The feeling was too
oh I know, and it soundsit does. So they came out with

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a new trailer for Trolls this morning. Now none of the boys have in
Sync are playing his brothers in theband. Oh, but they're making oh
my god, the boy band references. They may go, I'll put it.
I gotta put the link to thetrailer up on our Instagram story if
you haven't seen it. Oh yeah, ninety six five kiss FM. So
many boy band references. Where thatlink lives is just the hair of basically

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in Sync controls. There's one withthe top pony in sunglasses. God,
that's Chris Kirkpatrick. Obviously. Obviouslythere's branch hair, branches justin Timberlake.
Sure, there is a red hairwhich everyone is assuming is Joy for tone
because he had red hair for awhile. And then there's a rainbow hair
that everyone is associating with Lyon's bass. Sure, and then whatever's left is
jac Yeah. Obviously he had themost. He had the most normal hair.

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Sure of all the red and theramen and the and the and the
braids O the braids. I havea question, what is it about the
world and society that is bringing theboy bands back. I'm just saying I'm
not mad about it. I justwant to know. I'll tell you what.
Look back, it's twenty twenty three. Look back, it's the last

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seven years. Please, in theworld in general, from every facet,
we had a pandemic, the pricesand stuff and complaining in blah blah and
social media and blah blah blah blahblah. In sync is going to bring
this world together. I think you'reright, and I think that it's been
going on for a while and they'rethe finale, you know, because if

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we had one direction and then whenthey died out, it was a lull
for a while. Are you sayingare you saying, no, what I
don't I can't. Sorry, sorry, I can't. I don't have the
I don't have the bandwidth for that. But I'm saying, are we living
in a world where if boy bandsdon't exist, the world is in a
poo poo place. I'm just throwingit's just a theory, you know what,

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It's just a theory. I thinkthat's correlation and causation. I think
I think you've solved it. Sowe're getting back. We're getting more nuggets
each and every day. Everyone,of course, is hoping that the world
be right and there would be ain sync tour of course, and all
will be right in the world.If not, the world is going to
explode. Oh explode. We're goingto burn this world to the ground.
Off Insinc. Doesn't tour all right? Well, let me know when you've

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got secrets. We love secret better. This is Cleveland Confessional on The Jeremiah
Show ninety six five Kiss FM ClevelandConfessional for you on The Jeremiah Show.
You've got a secret, you can'ttell anyone way? You actually can you
can tell us. You can shootus at DM at j show radio,
any of the socials find us there. I can be anonymous if you want,

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and maybe we'll call you back,like we're gonna call Patrick right now.
Hello, Hello, looking for Patrick. This is him. Hey Patrick,
it's the chere on my show ninetysix five Kiss FM. Good afternoon.
How are you? Oh hey,Oh my gosh, I'm doing good.
How are you good? So Patrick, you shot us at DM You
told us you've got a Cleveland confessionalfor us. Do you have a few

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minutes to tell us about it?Oh? Man, Yeah, I can
actually really use your health. Whatdo you want to confess? I haven't
told my girlfriend that I'm in along distance relationship already. What what?
So wait, there's two women hereright, Yes, yeah, I have
a girlfriend now and I haven't toldher that I'm already in a long distance
relationship with someone else. Get methe back catch me up to today,

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because I feel I've got there's someholes in this in this backstory here that
I don't have the information for sure. So I moved to Cleveland about I
guess it's been about a year now. And around the time that I moved,
I was already seeing this really greatgirl. We've been together for a
while. You know, we gottogether while we were both in college and

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have stayed together through at least halfof our college experience. So we decided
we were going to do the longdistance thing when I came here to Cleveland,
and I got to be honest withyou, that really sucks. Like
I haven't had the money to govisit her in months and months now,
and we don't really it seems likewe're kind of drifting apart, you know
how it goes. So I don'tknow, I feel like I need to

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break up with her so that Ican move on, but that's not really
something I want to do over FaceTime, you know. Okay, So anyway,
I got here to Cleveland. Iwas here about two months and then
I went out to Starbucks pretty muchevery morning. It was part of my
morning routine. And just because oflike by chance, I wasn't even trying

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to I met someone and she's amazingand we has started dating and she's incredible
and pretty much every way and wespend a lot of time together. But
I have this secret in the backof my mind all the time. I've
got college girlfriends out of state.Okay, well, so this so you

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met her vs Starbucks, who askedwho out? Did you ask her out?
She asked me out? Oh okay, yeah, yeah, she jumped
on it. Ah oh wow?Okay, So where where are we at?
As of today? We've got thegirlfriend who the long distance girlfriend and
the current girl? All friend,what you what are you going to do?
Yeah? I guess I don't reallyknow, man, That's why I

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was reaching out to you, like, it's only it's been a couple of
months now, I guess more thana couple of months, and I feel
like, you know, I've gotto do something here. I've got to
be honest with her, you know, or or not? I don't know.
Once I break up with the girlfriendback home, is that gonna be
like is that ever gonna get blurryenough that it doesn't matter in the rear

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view mirror when she finds out?Or okay? Well where are we at
with? Like? So we're donewith a long distancing We just haven't.
We haven't, I mean, tobe honest, and forgiven, I don't
able to get back there to breakup in a big space. Yeah,
you haven't made the effort to dothat. Where are we with this girl?
We've we've been with a with acouple of months here in Cleveland.
Where where are you sitting? Mentally? Now, she's wife material. I

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feel like I'm serious about her.Oh boy, I uh oh wow,
Okay, I have I have zeroadvice to give you. So we're gonna
we're gonna take it to the people. Patrick, I didn't mean any of
this to happen. I really didn't. Two one, six, five,
seven, eight, ninety six fifty. Patrick's been dating the girl here in

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Cleveland, but he's had a longdistance girlfriend the whole time, who she
doesn't know about. What does hedo? Since you're on my show on
ninety six five Kiss fm'gett now Hornchickgets coming up for you four twenty We
will get into that right now.We're talking about our Cleveland confessional from today.
Let's go to Debbie joining us onthe show now, Debbie, good
afternoon, hagirl. Hey Debbie,So talk to me here. What is

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what does poor Patrick do? ShouldI even say poor Patrick? He's got
a girlfriend still has a long distancerelationship who's not in Cleveland. How does
he go about this situation? Becausehe did say she's wife material? Debbie,
Yeah, Well, first of all, what does he consider a long
distance relationship. Does he talk toher frequently? Are they Does she still

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feel like there's something going on?Because if there is shame on him,
I mean, if he's got awhitey material in front of him, then
he needs to end that. Iwould do it FaceTime, or I mean,
it's better to do it FaceTime thannot at all, out of respect
for her, out of his futuresupposed whitey. I mean, you know,
all right, so you let's sayyou've solved part A of the problem,

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debby, we just dump her overFaceTime? Right? What what what
do we do? What do wedo it? For part B? Do
we tell the new Do we tellthe current girlfriend who's in Cleveland? Well,
I would say if he hasn't beenlike intimate or been with her in
a while, the long distance girl, then there's no need to know.
But I mean if he's been goingback and forth, yeah, she need

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she needs. Well, he didsay he hasn't visited her, so that
would assume there's no hanky panking toexcuse. That's good. No, as
long as yeah, because you knowwhat, I don't know. I mean
he would he would know better,but I think I would. I would
tell the new girl. You're stillnot sure, are you, Debbie?
I would I would tell her becausethat's his if that's his white the maturial

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listener that they run into her teacher, uh sometime and oh boy, we
don't want Jerry for her show onour handy, don't we don't want that?
Well we do, they don't.No, I don't want sod.
You're on my show on ninety sixfive Hens have feminale horn chickets coming up
for you for twenty on the show. Still talking about today's Cleveland confessional with
Patrick, he uh, he's gotsome deciding to do. Let's talk to

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Alicia now the program, Alicia,Good afternoon, akerl Hey girl, Alicia,
what is poor Patrick do? He'sgot a girlfriend here in Cleveland,
but forgot to dump his long distancegirlfriend. Eddie Reader likes the Cleveland girl.
I know I heard that. Sothe first thing is it sounds like
Patrick is pretty young, and ifhe just wants to continue to have fun,

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he should do that. But ifhe's really serious about this Cleveland girlfriend
potentially being worth the material, heshould put himself in her position and think
about how he would feel both inher shoes and in his uh. Girl
back home and how he would wantto be treated, And if his gut
feeling is telling him like, oh, that would make me really mad,
then he should consider their feelings anddo what he's got to do as soon

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as possible. So Debbie just mentioneddefinitely it's better to break up with her
over FaceTime than not break up atall. So let's say we go down
that route. Do we tell aCleveland girl about long distance girl? Or
do we just hope that never comesup again? No? I think you
got to do it because the longer, the longer the time is the worst.
It's going to be hurt no matterwhen. But I feel like it's

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only been a couple of months.So a couple of months is better than
a couple of years. Yeah,oh god, I hate confrontation. Asha,
Yeah, I'm dreading. I'm dreadingtheir confrontation. I know me too.
I kind of want to know howit goes. You know, I'll
have to get a follow up fromPatrick. We used to all right,
we will. I appreciate you right, never want music? Say did you

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have my show on ninety six fiveKiss FM just over half an hour?
We'll get you those Nile Horrn ticketson the show. Let's welcome Jake,
and how are you man? Goodyou Jake? We seem to be a
little bit split here, Debbie.Debbie kind of. She was kind of
telling the line on whether or notwe should tell Cleveland girl about the long
distance girl. I guess I shouldrecap it for those who missed it.
Are Cleveland Confessional today. Patrick hasa long distance girlfriend, but also a

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girl he met here in Cleveland afew months ago. He hasn't broke up
with her yet. He hasn't brokeup with anyone or told anyone what's going
on Jake? What should he do? Honestly? So, like I grew
up with my mom telling me likedifferent zip coach, don't matter. But
like if he feels like this newgirl is like wifey material, Yeah,
I got married last year and Ithank you And we just welcomed our first

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son in April. Yeah, andyeah, I honestly drop her, like
over FaceTime is gonna be the best, Like if you can't afford to go
back home, yeah, because ofwhatever, should do it over FaceTime,
get it done and over with.Okay, So now, but what do
we do about Cleveland Girl? Dowe need to tell her about the long
Distance Girl, because I think that'swhere Debbie and Alicia kind of different in

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opinion. Debbie seemed to think maybemaybe we don't need to necessarily tell Cleveland
Girl about Long Distance Girl. Aliciasaid, honesty is the best policy,
honestly from a person that's newly married. Honestly, it goes a long way.
I definitely would tell her, butI would kind of be like,
you know, tell her that feelingswere gone, like as soon as I

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met you, and just straight uptell her and see what happens. If
feeling feelings are mutual, everything's gonnago smooth. Then the bullet so to
speak. Right, Yeah, yeah, I don't even know where that saying
comes from. Who wants to bitea bullet? All right? Jake,
thanks for called Kiss FM man.I appreciate you. You know you're on
my show at ninety six five KissFM. Let me hang on. I

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got again. Every once in awhile, I gotta get my ducks into
romya because it is time for oneof our favorite segments on the show.
Let's do Frank. Oh my gosh, I's aw, Frank, I was
hoping you would do one. Frank, who who? Who is am I
from? Sales is here a whois the Frank b Frank is a guy
on the internets and the social media'swho speaks in a funny kind of like

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drunk accent and voice about animals andhe describes silly animals and ways that you
might not have thought of them before, and it makes you want to giggle.
What does that say that says pleasedo pitbull? And I can't imagine
he's talking about the dog breed today. His best favorite animal. He's called
piece and bollses. As you cansee whe the peace ball come with many

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plugs. He's for recharging your dog. The faces of the piece and bosses
have a really cool shape kind oflooked like a bicycle seat went to the
gin maybe, but not like normalbicycle seat. It's like your Grandpapa's bicycle
seat. He's like extra wide.Piece and Bollses have so much meats.
This is not always flex your muscleslike Steve, who have so much licks

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and kisses too much legs. Anyway, Some people think pizza balls is dangernous,
like this one just kill a pair, But like your mamma can be
dangerless if you give her scissors.Say, let's pretend helicopter. I don't
nobody can miss stupid if you learnthem stupid almost the piece of balls is
so much licks and kisses. Itwas one of the best favorite animals.
I'll get by. Remember don't giveyour mama scissors. Don't give mom scissors.

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Creepy Day for the win. Ithought Creepy Dave was gonna make fun
of Pitbull. The artists, No, that's what I was expecting. An
talked about anything but animals. Yeah, but that comments said, please do
pitball? Yeah, capital P pitbull. Capital P is a proper noun for
the ball. DJ let's get inthe comments. Is the Frank do pitbulls?

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Frank pit Bull the Jeremiah Show.Let's go ninety six five Kiss FM?
Did you on my show on ninetysix five Kiss FM? Nile Horn
tickets are online. It's the songsynonym game. Let's play with Rebecca in
Canal Fulton. Good afternoon, Hacker, Rebecca. I have a synonym of

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a boy band song. I'm goingto give you that synonym. Tell me
what the actual title is and youwin your Nile Horn tickets. Okay,
okay, You're synonym is thieve myfemale, This is silly female. Thieves
My female is what title of aboy band song? Okay, steal my
girls. Steal my girl is right? You just scream so loud. I

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think you might almost broke your phone. But you're still there. Right,
I'm here. I'm so sorry.I was so excited. No, never
apologize for enthusiasm, Rebecca. That'srule number five on the Jeremiah Show list.
What's number one? Oh, youdon't even want to know. It's
it's not radio appropriate. We'll haveto talk about it, all fair.
It's always ordered the whiskey, Rebecca. That's rule number one. I agree,

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I love it all right. Thereyou go, Nile Horn. Awesome.
You're gonna be there next summer.I have the best time in the
world. Okay, Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Jeremiam a
big fan. I love you.Kiss standbye. Let me get more info
from you. We'll do more ticketsagain tomorrow with the Old School Square for
the Jeremiah Show. We'll do itat three thirty on Kiss Simon will smarting
you Love Cleveland with Jeremiah's Fun Factof the Day for ninety six five.

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Kiss that facts you with a knowledgenugget. It's at facts on facts on
facts. That's what we do onthe show. We're just always providing you
with useless, I mean useful information. You ever heard of Morton's toe now,
and it has nothing to do withsalt. It's when your second toe
is longer than your big toe.It's widespread and art by the way,
you see it all the time,with the Statue of Liberty being one of

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the most famous examples. I reallywant to take and take my shoe off
and figure it out, but Idon't want to studio to stink for the
next week. Did you my showon ninety six five Kiss FM? Time
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