The Show He Didn't Want To Tell His Fiance

Theo....oh Theo, that's wall we have to say. Also do you break these unwritten restaurant rules? What crap food did you eat growing up and more Daddy's Dialogue for Niall Horan. 

Episode Transcript

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That's amateur hour on my part,Guys, I gotta apologize there, Quie,
this is this is Jeremiah Show,and this is how you're going to
do it on my niece say fivefriends, welcome into the program. I

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think I finally know what it's liketo feel like a sizzling piece of bacon
and a frying pan eighty nine degreeshere in downtown Cleveland on Yuclid Avenue.
How you doing that? Thank you, sweaty. Probably make sure you hydrate,
get some electro nights in your body, and prepare yourself for another I'm
gonna say, stellar episode of theJeremiah Show coming up at two thirty.

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We will send you to glass Animalscoming to blossom, hopefully to be less
hot for that show. Even ifit's not. Just hydrate, so you
gotta do there. Also, takingyour good vibes, good things happening in
your life. Tell us all aboutit by texting or calling. It's the
same number two one sixty five seveneight ninety six five. Oh hit us
up on that. I our radioapp little red microphone where you're listening there.

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If you've got us on, youleave me a message here right in
the studio if you're at a publicpool today, I want to hear from
you. I want to hear whatpull you're at. Shoot me a text
again two one six five seventy ninetysix five of your lifeguard you used to
join yourself. Where are you gettingwet at? Yeah? Sorry, said
here Amia Shelby or Tuesday on ninetysix five, Kids have fam We'll send

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you to Glass Animals here coming upin about twenty minutes or so. We
also got a little takeover thanks toh who of course, that's where you
can check out our iHeartRadio Music Festivalcoming to Vegas. Lineup Stack, you've
been heard of Big Shawn's on thereBoom, Doja Cat is on there Boom,
Black Crows Right, we'll throwback actiongot you covered there as well.

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Plenty of great acts and who knowswhat they're gonna add. Can me look
Atbeo she's in Gwen Stefani's and Hosiersand New Kids, Keith Urban, Paramore,
Shaboozy, Thomas Rhett, Victoria Monett. I can go on it on
some thanks to a Hulu for takingthis hour commercial free for you. Little
takeover action. Let's get the goodvibes going with Tina, Tina, tell

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me something good that happened to youtoday, in your life, in my
life. Something something that happened todaythat you're like, that's nice, that
made me feel good? Oh,workless, smooth, A smooth day?
Word, tell me something better thana smooth day at work. Well,
I'm a nurse, so a smoothday. Gosh, you need to celebrate
a smooth day at work as anurse. Are you kidding me? Literally?

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Listen, literally, people can dieat what you do for a living.
If I forget to give away aprize, no one dies on the
radio, Tina, this is true. You need to celebrate that tonight.
Go get yourself a bottle of champagneand drink the whole gosh darn thing without
a glass. Oh here's a goodone. Okay. So, twenty four
years ago, on this day,my husband and I met. Stop it,

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I gotta know how. I'm notkidding. How did this happen?
Oh that's a long story. Wekind of met by accident. You want
supposed to meet on that day?That's fantastic. That's almost as good as
when my wife asked me to makeout with her and that's how we met.
Yeah, that's see. The thingis, we always agreed that we
were gonna lie about the story abouthow we met, But now I just

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tell it on the radio all thetime, so I kind of blew that
up. Six five we'll take overthanks to our friends at Hulu. It's
ninety six five Kiss FM the chairon Maya Show, Getting as ready,
of course, iHeart Radio Music Festivalcoming up in September. Tickets went on
sale already. You want to seeBig Sean, Doji Cat, Gwen Stefani,
Camili like abom more. You canget your tickets or wat's your dream

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live on Hulu. Thanks can Let'sget the good vibes going glass animals.
Tickets will look up with those herein uh just undred ten minutes looking up
on the chair on Mayas Show.Niko, what you got good vibes?
Wives? Tell me somethingod that happenedto you today in your life. I
paid off the rest of my weddingvenue. Yes, Nick, we're getting
married. When and where and where'smy invitation? Verion? Oh that's the

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day of Summer Slam, you knowfor your wedding, Nick, I will
skip Summer Slam, oh man,as long as it's an open bar of
course. Okay, I was gonnasay, you didn't say listen. If
you listen, if you don't havean open bar at your wedding, don't
listen to this radio show. I'mjust kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm
kidding. I'm half kidding. Nicksit Cher on my show in ninety six
to five Kiss FM. So gotHulu taken over this hour. That means

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no commercials for you all, inhonor of our iHeartRadio Music Festival, Big
Sewan, Camilikabo, Doja Cat,Gwen Stefani and more. We got you
covered there. Let's see if wecan cover you with some hookups. Little
Glass Animal Show coming to Blossom.We've got a pair of tickets for you.
A Color twelve is Tina in Parma. Tina, good afternoon, hacar

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Hey Tina. So I pulled openthe app, my weather app for this
game. It says it's raining downtown. I don't have any windows. Is
it raining in Parma right now?It is? And I was just traveling
for work and it was raining inMaureene County and Hilaria said I was in
as well. Actually four eighty wasreally bad. It's it's this weather is
just it's bonkers. So here's thegame. We're gonna play very weird for

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your Glass Animals tickets. Tina,Is it warmer? Is it hotter in
Cleveland? I'll give you a city. You tell me if you think Cleveland
is the hotter city or the cityI'm giving you as Okay, got it?
Two when I wrote away in Tina, let's start with Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Is it hotter in Cleveland or Milwaukee, Wisconsin? Right now? Hotter
in Cleveland, hotter in Cleveland?That is correct. It is eighty nine

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degrees in downtown Cleveland, eighty fourin Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Here we go
one more for the win. Isit hotter in Cleveland or Louisville, Kentucky?
Cleveland or Louisville, Kentucky? Whichcity is hotter? Say ooh,

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just go with your gut, don'toverthink it. Here we go three,
two, one say it? Wait, you said it's how hot in Cleveland?
Again? It's eighty nine in Clevelan. Is it hotter in Cleveland or
Louisville. I'm gonna go Louisville.Go to Louisville. That's right, You're
going to Glass Animals. Tina.Congratulations great, Thank you, my husband.
It is going to be very veryexcited because he loved glass Animal.

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There you go. Well, lookat you being getting the brownie points.
What am I talking about? Wivesdon't need brownie points. Husbands need to
gain the brownie points. Come on, now, that's right, that's right,
exactly all right after act through tosome Taylor Swift concerts though, so
I think he can get this one. There we go. We'll have him
work on that, all right,Tina. Congratulations, I'm so happy for
you. Guys. Have the besttime in Boston. Okay, thank you.

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You are so welcome. Sit tight. I'll get more info from you.
Off there. We're going to continueto take over things store friends at
Hulu. I'll keep a commercial freeon ninety six five Kiss FM. Cleaning
confessional coming up for you in theJeremiah Show. We are ninety six five
Kiss FM. THEO has a worry. Hopefully she doesn't find out, but
well find out about what We'll findout and talk to THEO three thirty with
an all new cleaning confessional on theprogram. We do them Tuesdays and Thursdays.

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By the way, five point thirtythree thirty right here on the program,
you've got a confession. You wantto be anonymous? Can all be?
Hand starts with a DMJ show radio. I had a hankering the other
day trying. I'm trying to begood man. It's hard, it's hot
outside. I just want to eatfood. I want it to be easy.

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I wanted to be delicious. Iwanted to take me back to nineteen
ninety five when I was eleven yearsold and it was amazing. So I
was craving some lasagna Hamburger helper.I hope someone at the end of the
segment stops at the store, stopsat your giant Eagle, your meyer,
gets a Hamburger helper and enjoys it. It still exists, right, But
I was thinking about a hamburger helperand how delicious was How often I ate

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that as a kid, And Iwas like, I haven't had a Hamburger
helper in like twenty year. Andthen I started to rethink all the food
I used to consume in my life. My nineties kids are with me,
guys, what were we eating?What were our parents letting us eat?
I've lived. I made my sona lunch today, granted he didn't eat
the green peppers. My son's lunchtoday was a cheese sandwich. Okay,

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he's sick. Grapes, carrots,and green peppers, different branch that is,
that's a healthy ass lunch. Whatdid we oatmeal, cream pies,
Totino's party pizzas? I used tothrow this in after school? How many
bowls of dunk a rouse cereal didwe all eat growing up? Is it

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just because that's how we grew upwe don't want to feed our kids at
in twenty twenty four, or maybeI'm alone? Maybe maybe my wife has
been diligent enough to food prep firstfor the week that our kids eat healthy
during the week. Or is itjust me because we don't All the regular
have pop in our house. Nomatter whose house I went to, Grandma
Joe's, Aunt Debbie's, my ownhouse, there was always a twelve pack

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or a two liter of pop inthere. We rarely have pop. Go
back, think back for a secondand shoot me at text two one six
seven eight ninety six five on whatkind of crap did you eat when you
were a kid that you would notdare consume now or dare feed to your
kids. My oldest son's favorite drinkis water. Ladies and gentlemen. That

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was not me. My favorite drinkwas sun kissed orange soda. It was
delicious. You're on the IHEARTRADIOPP.Thank you. It's free. By the
way. Well you're listening. Youclick that red microphone. It's called a
talkback. Comes to me here inthe studio, and let me know how
crappy you ate when you were akid. Like I said, the number
you want to call her text it'sthe same one two one six ninety six

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five. Kiss on that cleaning confessionalon the way for you, coming up
less than ten minutes right now.You can get it on the Jeremiah Show
three five thirty ever Tuesday Thursday.On the program THEO has a secret.
Hopefully it doesn't find out, butwell, well what what happened? We
want to find out. Sorry.I was ready for cashop, but then

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I realized I got all these textscoming in, but the junk food you
used to eat grown up, becausewe guys we ate like crap. A
whole bunch of texts coming in rightnow. But the things they used to
that they would never even if theydon't have kids yet, they would never
feed their children. Some of theseare great. What do we got there

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nest Quick in bread. Excuse me? Oh, I'm assuming that's that's separate
NESTLEI nest Quick chocolate milk and bread. I really hope that wasn't mixed together.
Please clarify that on the text yougot one two one ninety six five
text out of the fourth four row. I didn't need to eat a fresh
vegetable until I was an adult andmoved out. We had luxury items like

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knockoff mac and cheese with tuna mixedand what were Beanie Weenies? Was that
like the canned hot dogs? Butgot a talk back from Gretchen. Ah,
the good old days of eating pizzarolls right out of the oven.
Can't beat that. Wait, wedon't do that anymore. Maybe that's the
one I still do. Oh toTina's pizza roll just before it explodes out

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of the side, Please and thankyou? All right, give me two
songs. We'll get into your cleaningprofessional with THEO what what does anyone with
fiance to know? You got secrets? We love secrets that you s here
the better. This is the Clevelandconfessional. Spill that tea? What is
a Cleveland confessional? Lall? Obviouslyyou're new to the program. Hello,

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my name is Jeremiah. We takeCleveland's secrets that you dm us and we
air them here on the radio.You got a secret you can't tell the
people in your life? Hit uswith a DM A Jayshow radio. We're
on all the socials and maybe we'llcall you back like we're called THEO right
now. Hello, Hi, isthis THEO? Yes, the Hey,

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it's The Jeremiah Show, ninety sixfive KISFM. How are you? Oh?
Hey? Good? Good? Doyou remember dming us that you had
a secret that you needed to tellus about? Uh? I don't remember
exactly hirote you guys, but Ido remember. Yeah, yeah, I
do remember sending of that told usyou had a secret. You gave us

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your phone number. Now we're hereto collect on that. Are you in
a safe place you can tell it'syour secret? Yeah, I mean I'm
kind of at work, but it'sslow right now. Okay, So you
have a minute, Yeah, perfect, I do, got a minute.
Yeah, tell us. What doyou want to confess? Well, I
just want to I mean basically,I just like I hoped up with my
fiancee's sister. Basically there's more too. What are you talking about why?

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So? Well, you know,okay, so I'm getting married next week,
right, you know now? Andwell, yeah, I mean I
hopefully she doesn't find out, butwell, whole families in town to celebrate,
right, I mean everybody. They'reall around, including her sister,
you know, and she lives inOregon. And you know we've always had

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for like a vibe, you know, like since we met, but nothing,
right, I mean, it's justlike, you know, it's just
a little pay to say that whatever. Huh. Well, last weekend,
like we all went out and atone point, she cornered me in the
bathroom. You know, we wereat this bar and uh, and I
was, I went to the bathroomand I come out. Next thing,

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I know, she's right there inmy face, and uh, you know,
one thing leads to another, andSam, I mean it's I mean,
I'm not proud of not proud ofit or anything, but you know,
we're all drinking and stuff, andshe's attractive. I mean, you
know, she's like a younger versionof my my fiance, you know.
So you know clearly I have atype, you know. Okay, today,

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well, I mean I'm still I'min love with uh, with my
fiance, you know, and theuh I mean her sister, like she
goes back to Oregon after the wedding. You know, I mean I didn't.
I wasn't trying to hook up.I didn't want to hook up.
But come on, man, it'sin your face. What am I?
What are you gonna do? Youknow? Look, I like at this
point, like I just want toget through the wedding. No awkwardness,

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you know, nothing, come nodrama and and let everybody move on with
our lives. And man, letme tell you. I mean, I
guess I wanted to get this offmy chest. You because, like I
said, I could never ever tellmy fiance like that's just that's gonna I'm
taking that to degree. You know, got something you want to can find
since Adam Patch Show Radio, DoesIt Pop? That's the game we're playing

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right now in the chair on myshow. It's ninety six five kiss f
M. We're about to go commercialfree here in a little bit, so
stick around for that. Plus NileHorn tickets all on the way for you.
Let's play Does It Pop? Though? Fifty bucks to Blue Hair and
Downam Dina. You can find themright off seventy one at eighteen Ashley and
Cleveland's College twelve. Actually, goodafternoon, Acre. Oh hey, Ashley,

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Well, what part of Cleveland areyou in? Is it thunderstorming there?
Because I feel like it's thunderstorming everywhereright now. I don't understand it.
Ashley on the border of Parma,and it was not now I had
to leave. I thought we weregoing to get just a nice, nice,
hot, sticky weekend. They're throwingthese thunderstorms in. I don't know
how to feel about it. Howdo you feel about it? That's okay?
Yeah, you know what, It'sokay, And it might be even

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better because I might give you fiftybucks to Blue Hair and Brewery and made
here's the situation. Actually, I'vegot a five cans in front of me,
five cans of either pop or DeliciousBlue Hair and Craft Beer. I'm
going to open these one at atime. You have to get three of
these right before we get through fivecans? Sound good? All right?
Here we go. Let me turnthis down so you can hear the cans

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properly. Let's start with the firstcan. Is this a beer or a
pop? That is a pop?I'm laughing because I think everyone who plays
this game. We've been playing itfor a minute now. They come in
with a game plan, a strategy. You hear that first one, You're
like, I know what that is? One hundred percent and most times they're

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wrong, lovely, So let's gowith your gut. Don't overthink it,
listen and react. That's what Iwant you to do. That's my tip.
Okay, I can number two beerpop beer? There we go.
See I told you you went withyour gun? Didn't you always go with

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your gut? All right? Cannumber three beer or pop? That is
a beer? That's okay, youcan miss too. Now we just got
to go one hundred percent from hereon out. Are you feeling up to
it? All right? Here wego beer or pop? Let's go beer.

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Let's go beer, and we wouldbe correct. That is a hazy
wife, hazy life. Ip A? Are you an IPA drinker? Ashley?
I am not? Okay, Well, maybe you try one. Maybe
you like a blue hair and beer? Where are we at? You got
two? Right? Right? Here? We go for the win? Is
this a beer or a pop?Pop? That is indeed a pop?

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You win? Let's go, Ashley? Who see that's a life lesson for
those of you listening on the radioand the free iHeart Radio app. Go
with your gut and Ashley did,and you got yourself fifty bucks to Blue
Hair. And whether you do theoh you can eat crab Legs, which
is every wedness you can brunch onthe weekend or every other night of the
week, they get something amazing foryou. You have the best time enjoyed
the delectable dishes over there at BlueHair. You are so welcome. Ashley,

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Sit tight. I'm gonna get moreinfo from you off of the air,
and we'll have more of those foryou tomorrow on the show. If
you're looking for those Nile Horn tickets, stick around when we go commercial free
right around four to thirty, gethooked up on the Jeremiah Show. It's
ninety six five Kiss FM. Isee damn people. Two things coming up
on the Jeromyas Show. It's ninetysix five KISSFM. We're gonna go commercial
free for you because we do itwell every day here on the program.
Just about four fifteen, and thenwe got your hook up to see Nile

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Horney's coming to blossom next week.Pair of tickets for you coming up at
about four point thirty on the show, another round of my new favorite game.
It's called where My Thing go?Oh no, oh no, I
deleted it. It's called Daddy's Dialogue, and it's super cool when I have
the thing, But I literally Ijust saved over it and I didn't realize

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that I did. That's that's amateurhour on my part. Guys. I
gotta apologize. There's all on me. Is this it? See? If
this is it? Maybe this isit? This might there? It is
there, it is here, itis. I apologize for the unprofessionalism of
the program at the moment. Let'srecover, shall we, Because a lot
of people don't know when you're beinga jerk at a restaurant. This was
a you go of paul a.Thousand Americans chimed in on the worst behaviors

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you can have in a restaurant ona lot of these are unwritten rules.
I think they should be written downsomewhere. Maybe they need to be recorded
on maybe in on demand version ofa radio program in Cleveland, Ohio on
ninety six five Kiss FM, TheJeremia Show Podcast. We'll put them up
there for you because I want youto chime in on these. Maybe some
shouldn't be on the list, maybesome should so agree or disagree on the

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text at two one six, fiveseven eight ninety six five h ninety percent
of people say the worst restaurant behavioris to let your kids run around freely.
That's worse behavior in general, unlessyou're at a setting in which unless
that children can run around freely.Don't do that. Pair your kids and
get down off of that high horse. Fifty of those bold think it's totally

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acceptable to leave no tip after gettingbad service. I see, I don't
there's I don't think that's a that'sa black and white situation. I think
I think there's a lot of nuancethat goes into that. There's a who
I couldn't tell you the last timeI left zero dollars as a tip,
Like twenty percent is my minimum,and maybe that's just because I worked in

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the service industry. But I can'tleave a zero. Let's get you a
few favorites, and then, ofcourse jim in with yours, whether you
agree or disagree. Maybe I misseda couple a free iHeartRadio app. Click
that red microphone comes to me righthere in the studio. Debate menu prices
with the staff eighty four percent ofthose bolts said that is a bad idea.
Who's doing that? Does that justprove you're ignorant to how this works.

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Like there's not a meeting before everyshift where the manager sits down says,
hey, John, how much youthink we should charge for the mazzarella
sticks, and then they debate itback and forth like an auction. That's
not how this works. Staying pastclosing time eighty three percent say it.
That's rude. Why why are youdoing that? People want to get home.

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Snap your fingers to get the waitersattention. Oh boy, do I
hate that one. When I wasa bartender, I would purposely ignore people
if I saw them snapping or looklike their hand in the air. Yeah,
you're standing at the bar, dude, I know you want to drink.
I'll get to you when I gottime. So late for reservation is
on there bringing outside food or drinksinto the restaurant. Guys, we can't

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be doing this stuff, leaving amess at a table, such as spilled
drinks or food crumbs. I thinkthat's one of those things. If you've
never if you've never had to getsomeone a ram's dressing for your job,
you don't understand that you just don'tthe number one. Tell me if not
or not or not you think thisis the number one? Two one,

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six seven eight, ninety six fiveO on the tech say they won't pay
for a dish they didn't like.But eight most of it. I hate
that person. I don't even knowwho that is. Someone's doing that today.
I hate you for the record.Just come Cleveland's number one hit music

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station, The Jeremiah Show in ninetysix five Kiss half fam. Let's see
if we can hook someone up withNyle horn tickets. We'll go to Color
twelve. It's Kenley, Kenley,Good afternoon, hay girl. How are
you fred? Oh, I'm livinglovito loco? Oh, I love it.
I love it all right. Well, we're gonna play Daddy's Dialogue.
Now you're a regular listener of theshow. Creepy game or it's just just

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fun. I think it's fun.Okay, we'll see if I abuse that
drop enough that it becomes creepy.I have taken a song I have.
I've pitched it down so it soundslike a dad yelling. Tell me title
and artists of that song. You'llbe at Nile Hornet Blossom next week.
Okay, so good good luck.Here's your song, sure, Kenley for

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Nile Horn tickets? What song isthat? Oh my gosh, and I
want you, babe, I don'twant you. Baby's hands isn't yeah?
So uh slow I think it's NileWarren slow, slow hands. I'm gonna
is right you look at you,true Niles. Are you more of a

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Nile stander? One d stand?Be honest with me. That's all I
needed to hear. It doesn't matteryou win anyway. You're going to Nile
Horn next week. Kenley, congratulations, Thank you, Jeremusia. I hope
it cools down a little bit soyou you know, it's you don't want
to be around a bunch of sweatypeople at Blossom, you know, unless
you've had a few libations to helpyou deal with that, it's just going

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to be an absolute roast. Therewe go. It'll be fine, it'll
be worthy. You have the besttime in the world. Okay, thank
you, jeremih Are so walkome,sit tight. I'm gonna get the info
from you. You want to winNile Horn tickets more, We got them
for you tomorrow. Win him righthere at four point thirty one, ninety
six five Kiss FM. We're socommercial free by the way, See,
let's be smart about this. I'msmart, so smart. It's time to
smart you up, Cleveland. We'renot gonna be the stupid people anymore.

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With Jeremiah's fun fact of the day, Well knowledge nugget for you, piece
of information. I bet you didn'tknow before today. Did you know Handy's
Mints aren't named after the Andy's Mountains, They're named after their founder and the
Calenos Yo. How about that?Also Jeremiah's morsels. I think that will
be my new Kidd's got to figureout what it is. Also probably my

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