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You wouldn't retire in a Taco Bellcommunity. Are you kidding me? You
can go. This is for you, sick chair of my show, at
least, how you don't do iton my least five all our friends welcome
into your Wednesday program, broadcasting justfeet away from where they're filming Superman.
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If you didn't know, they're eitheron ninth today, So if you're coming
downtown, be ready for those hangups. We'll keep you updated, of
course throughout the traffic situation. We'llalso hook you up as much as possible
with cedar point tickets for you thishour, another round of coaster Cluse at
two thirty on the show Looking Ahead, because I know you want them four
to thirty, is Hew, yougo. Those post them alone tickets will
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get you a ghosted as well.Quite today we've got lined up for you.
Let's get the good vibes going,the good things happening in your life.
Caller text them into the show nowwith two one six seventy ninety six
five ozh for you. iHeart radioapp. Did I mention it's free?
Click the red microphone comes to meright here in the studio. It's called
a talk back. Let's get itthis old school kick it off for you
for your Wednesday edition of the program, Let's go. Did you're on my
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show? Ninety six five kisfam hookingup with the Cedar point tickets. We've
got four tickets for you coming uptwo thirty on the show. Good vibes,
Now, good things happening in yourlife. Let's talk about it,
let's do it. Tell me allabout it. I want to know all
the things. Two one six seventyninety six five billion color text into the
show, Erica, what you got? Spread the good vibes? Tell me
something good that happened to you today. I played some pickleball. You play?
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You pickled the balls. That soundsweird. I don't. I don't
like that at all. Why didWhy did know? I mean the way
I said that, I don't likeit all. That sounds super inappropriate.
But pickle the balls means you playedpickleball, right, That's exactly right.
How long have you been doing that? Ah? About two years? How
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we got so? I did itfor a hot minute, but I got
I I lost it, lost myattention span and my knees got sore,
so I stopped doing it. HowHow good are we are we going to
tournaments? Are we winning the worldchampionship? Shot? I am going to
tournaments, getting a little bit bettereach time. I like it right now?
So wait, this is you justfinished with pickleball? Do you not?
Are you not working right now?Did you pickleball on your lunch break?
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What's going on? I'm not workingright now. I'm gonna SKay at
home, mom and I seven theschools during the school year. Ouki you
getting out there and being fit asa fiddle, Erica. I appreciate the
hustle you keep pickling those balls.I'll cheer for you, okay, sound
good? Appreciate you all right?Right? Number one, heystation ninety six
five Kiss FM, Cedar point ticketson the way for you. Less than
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ten minutes on the chair on Mayashow. It's ninety six to five Kiss
FM. Spreading those good vibes allover Cleveland and beyond. Let's talk to
Teresa now threes. What you gotto spread the good vibes? I called
off Birk and I listened six.Yeah, such a boss? Ye?
Did you just need a day?Yeah? I'm taking tomorrow too. You
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might you know what you might aswell? What are you gonna do with
your day tomorrow? Are you justare you just well? Mental health day?
Maybe go get some cocktails. What'sthe game plan? Probably spending time
with my daughter. Oh there yougo. See. You know, if
you're spending time with your daughter,the boss can seriously suck it. You
take off as many days as youwant. We'll go to that. I
regret telling your boss to suck itso many times. They might be a
nice person. I've never met them. She is okay, good, well
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still you know, not showing up? All right, I will have a
great day, Teresa, good byebye. Halsey just announced two days ago
she added to our iHeartRadio Music Festivaldu A leap it to and get those
tickets ninety six five Kiss FM dotcom cedar Point tickets. Two songs from
right now on Kiss cedar Point ticketsup for grabs for you. It's a
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Jolmia show on ninety six five KissFM doing what we do, and that
is hook you up. The gameis Coastal Clues, Coaster Clues for those
cedar Point tickets. We'll give youfour color twenty is Brett and Avon Lake.
Brett, good afternoon, how areyou hey? I'm great. How
are you? I'm lovely, thankyou for asking you pull this off?
Brett. Do you think you gotthree friends you can take to Cedar Point
with you? I think I couldfind three. I think you can agree,
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though, you see that's it,that's where you see. This is
perfect for you. Brett. Yep, all right, here we go.
We're gonna kick on the dramatic music. I'm going to give you a one
sentence clue or phrase or word toa ride at Cedar Point. If you
can tell me what ride I'm givingyou a clue to, we'll look you
up at the tickets. Sound good, that's perfect. Your clue is this
ride tops out at seventy four milesper hour? Seventy four miles per hour?
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That would be he sounds confident.Magnum, No, not the answer
we're looking for. I'm sorry,but thank you for playing. I appreciate
you. Brett. You're a goodman. Hey, you are too.
Thank you so much. Thanks forplaying two, one, six, five,
seventy eight, ninety six and five. Oh, our next contestant.
We'll get our next clue playing coasterclues for Cedar Point tickets. Here it
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sit. You're on my show.Ninety six to five Kiss FM for your
Wednesday Someone's going to Center Point.Will it be you to Jeremiah Show hooking
you up on ninety six five KissFM. It maybe our next contestant.
It's Antonio in Lakewood. Antonio,good afternoon. How are you Antonio?
I will always have a passion foryour name because that was my name in
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uh this is not I know.I do the bit about my nickname in
high school. This was my namein Spanish class in high school. It
was Antonio. Oh you always havea Oh that was the best retort ever.
Do you still speak Spanish? No? I mean I remember some Yeah,
I'm about to say I learned kitchenSpanish when I lived in Los Angeles.
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None of that can be repeated onthe radio because it violates FCC regulations.
Antonio, All right, let's playthe game coaster clues. You heard
clue number one. Tell me whatride We're trying to get you to guess
a clue number two. It's thelongest hybrid coaster in the world. Steel
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Vengeines Steel Vengeance is right, Antonio, Let's go. Are you in shock
or what is going on right now? A little bit? Yeah, and
there's a lot going on behind youtoo, in the background, So I'll
tell you what I was standing inthe garage. Okay, no worries,
dude, you won. Congratulations.Fourteen two point tickets for you. Thank
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you. You are very welcome.Sit tight. I'm gonna get more info
from you and remind the people wegot more hookups on the way. We'll
do that again tomorrow. But comingup to the next twenty minutes, A
thousand bucks for you. We're payingyour bills here on Kiss half Ham Phil's
phills, bills, bills with oldbills. How about a little hell see,
a thousand bucks. I'll admit Igot a little bamboozled with today's ghost
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to three thirty. We've got itfor you. Mike ghosted Hannah. But
there's some trickery going on. Igot you you a little what did she
get? What happened? Find outthree thirty here on the show. I
need to know what we're ask way. Your pet got injured or injured itself
more specifically, we were at thedog park the other day and chatting up
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some other dog owners, and mywife told the story. This woman was
in disbelief that this was actually athing. The story of how she went
to give our dog brisket. Yeah, I name my dog Brisket. Get
off of me. He's a blacklab. He's Brisket. She gave him
a bath outside in like a pool. It was hot out and he ended
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up spraining his tail, which Idid not know was a thing. I
mean, the poor guy was.He was in pain. And he did
it a second time one year whenwe got like a really bad snow and
it was a really deep in theback where he would go to the bathroom
and his tail got wet and cold, I think mainly cold, and he
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sprained his tail. Didn't know thiswas a thing. I think it's pretty
common in labs. That one wasstrange. I never heard that before.
I've had dogs all my life.Didn't know that was a thing. I
want to know. The dumb way, the interesting way, the fun way
that you look. You look backat this story now you're like, oh,
silly, my dog was a sillygoose. How is your dog a
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silly goose? And injured themselves callingtext into the SHOWDOWT two one six five
seven ninety six five. Oh.Also, if you listen on the free
iHeart radio app, thank you clickthat red microphone. It's called a talkback
comes to me right here in thestation. Ninety six kiss those You cat's
gonna be there in Vegas September twentyis that whole weekend? Our iHeart Radio
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Music Festival is back. We justadded Halsey and do a lip It to
that lineup, so it's absolutely stacked. Ninety six five Kiss FM dot com.
You want to get yourself some ticketsthere talking about the silly ways your
animals have injured themselves. You knowthey're good now, but looking back on
you like that is that is nonsensicaland ridiculous. If you want to hit
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me up with the talkback, that'son that for iheard radio app red microphone
comes to me right here in thestation. We have to have decals on
our sliding glass door at all timesbecause our dog Bill doesn't realize what glass
is. Your dog's name is Bill, My dog's name is Brisket. I
really don't have much room to talkthere. I love it. Thank you
so much, Fionna, appreciate you. All right, I'll give me two
songs from right now. We'll getinto this Ghosted and why. Hannah,
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who is ghosted, said this toMike I got you your little stop staring
us outright receipt unless a Jeremiah showfoud out why you got ghosted? Now
for a famous ghost, Hello andwelcome Hannah. Hey girl, you were
ghosted by Mike. Tell us what'sgoing on with that date you guys been
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on? How you met? We'reat sitting here today. Yeah, so,
you know, I'm kind of confusedbecause we started talking online, met
on one of the apps, andeverything was going great. We set up
a date. We met at arestaurant like halfway in between both of us.
We had really great conversation and Idon't know, I just I definitely
thought we were vibing. Everything seemedto be like just easy, you know,
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really really easy. So yeah,and then I have not heard from
him once since that date, andI'm definitely texted. So this seemed like
it in all the times you've wenton dates, This seemed like a nice
date that was going to lead toa second date. Yeah, it was
just easy. You don't have somedates like you kind of have to force
conversation or feel like you're pulling teeth. This was not that. It was
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just easy, just really casual andeasy. Interesting. Okay, Well,
well, let's do this. Iwant to play a couple of songs.
We'll come back and we'll give Mikea call. Soup'll tell us what's going
on, because obviously, since you'reclueless. Okay, thank you, you
got it. Let's go creep itnow. Then after Sabrina carpet it more
ghosted for you on the Jeremiah Show. It's kids have had a normal date.
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Hannah would put it one that wouldnormally warrant a second date, had
a ghosting happen. It's a JeremiahShow ninety six to five s FM.
Hannah is still with us. So, Hannah, here's what we're gonna do.
Now. I'm gonna give Mike acall. You gave me his number.
Do me a favor. Don't sayanything right away when we call him.
Let us chat with him first,and then at at some point we'll
bring you back into the chat.Okay, okay, good luck? Hello?
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Hi is this Mike? This isMike anyway, It's the Jeremiah sho
ninety six five Kiss FM. Howare you what? Jeremiah Radio Show ninety
six five Kiss FM on your radiofor you her radio? Yeah, Hey,
give you a call about a possibleghosting situation on your behalf. A
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girl named Hannah reached out to usand said, you guys went out great
date and you ghosted and you haven'treally given her a reason as to why
you're ghosting, and we're kind ofhere to find out what's going on.
H Okay, Yeah, wait isshe she on the phone? That's right,
you little I am? Yeah?Can you hear me? That's right.
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I told you i'd find you,Mike, con that you could run
away from me. Oh, Idon't think so, buddy. You think
you could just leave in the middleof a date. Stick me with the
bill one hundred and fifty dollars bill, I don't think so. Pal.
Whoa, whoa, hang on,hang what slow down for a second?
What I got to you a little? Okay, Hannah call, I'm gonna
need you to sit back for asecond. I'm I'm very confused because Mike,
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that's not what we were told.So I apologize because I was giving
wrong information. I was told youguys had a great date, and then
you just stopped texting her back.She didn't tell you what happened. No,
she said it was a great date, honestly, So Hey, Hannah,
I want to hear you right now. I'm telling you out like a
little bit in the middle of thedate one hundred and fifty dollars and sticks
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me with the bill. I don'tthink. So pause for a second,
because if we're going to continue thischat, I'm gonna need you to stop
saying bad words. I would askMike what happened on the day, because
obviously you lied to me, SoMike, please can you clarify what happened?
Because she said it was an awesomeday? What happened? We started,
I mean, it started off goodand uh, she's awesome or I
thought she was awesome, and uh, you know, we we were talking
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everything, and then about ten minutesinto the date because random dude comes up
and they oh my god, who'sthat blah, they start so they start
talking and he sits down with us, and I'm like, all right,
that's that's weird. But whatever,yeah, maybe, you know, I
don't know. It started talking aboutsome job or something and going on and
on and and and and he staysand he asked for a menu, and
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yeah, She's like, hey,I couldn't have I could have blamed.
So here's the thing. I feltlike I had just disappeared. You know,
She's talking to this guy and Iwas like, wait for her to
leave, and he didn't leave,and then he was like talking about ordered
food, and she just I wasgone. I had just completely disappeared.
So yeah, I got up andI left, and I was like,
all right, I bet she shefigured it out somewhere around dessert because I
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had already disappeared in her mind.You know. Yeah, it was wild.
I couldn't well. First of all. First of all, that was
my old manager, who I haven'tseen in like five years, by the
way, for your information, Andlike, are you that intimidated that somebody
else can't come over and say hi, that you have to literally ditch out
without even saying goodbye and stick mewith the bill. It was a little
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more than hi. He started,he wanted to order food, and I
couldn't get a word in edgewise,Like, clearly, you would rather spend
time with him, So I didwhat I did. I accuse myself from
the day, and I hope youhad a wonderful time with him. Oh
my gosh, I cannot even believethat, Like that is so weak,
that's such a weak thing to say, like, I can't believe you'd be
such a like, Wow, didyour manage your friend? Why did he
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get him to pay the bill?You seem to really be happy with him.
Well, as a matter of fact, he did, but that's not
the point. You agreed to me. And so you okay any money or
at least bend moment for my halfyour half? Wow. Wow, guys,
I'm really sorry. I'm gonna gonow. No, you are more
than free to go because I'm confused. Yeah. Thanks, guys. You
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slide into our DMS at Jayshow Radioand we'll get to the bottom of it
on The Jeremiah Show. The JeremiahShow in ninety six to five Kiss FM,
let's talk to Michelle in the rain. Good afternoon, Acre. No
wait, you're colored twelve. Let'sgo Pierre's ice Cream right to your front
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door. See, now, youdon't have to, Like after dinner,
everyone wants to go to the icecream stand wherever that is, wherever you
live, like in Wadsworth. Forus, it's bidding jeers, you don't
have to. It's gonna be inyour freezer now because of a whole butt
ton of Pierre's is coming to yourfront door. Oh my gosh, that
is awesome. And my son's birthdayis in a couple of weeks. Oh,
there we go. We've got yourWe've got your ice cream taken care
of there. Oh my god,that's wonderful. Thank you. You're so
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welcome. How old is your songoing to be? It's going to be
fourteen, Oh, the big onefour. How's that going a little rough?
He's the only boy with sister boy. Oh maybe the ice cream will
calm him down. Probably not,but we're gonna hope. So I hope.
So you are so welcome. Sittight, I'm gonna get more info
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from you. Okay, okay,thanks, you got it. More hookups
on the way. How about postMalone tickets. He's coming to bost someome
in October. We've got those comingup for you. At four thirty on
The Jeremiah Show, it's Kiss Yeahout hooking you up with post Malone tickets
coming up at four thirty on TheJeremiah Show, It's ninety six five Kiss
FM. I would be remiss notto mention Dua Lipa just added to our
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iHeartRadio Music Festival lineup September twentieth,That whole weekend it is going down.
We added Dua. We added Halseythis week to the show that was already
a stack lineup. Doja Cat,Gwen Stefani, Camila Cabeo, Big Sean,
Black Crows, so many names.It's gonna be an amazing weekend.
Tickets at ninety six five Kiss FMdot com. Get your friends, make
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it. Make a trip out ofthat bad boy. Also, you can
make a trip to and Diego becauseTaco Bell is launching a retirement community for
US young folk. They're trying toattract more gen Z customers leading into Grandma
core. I don't know what thatis. A lot of people think old
people's stuff is cool. Now that'swhat Grandma Corps means. That's a new
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word I didn't learn about. Sothey're opening a retirement community for young people
next month in San Diego. It'scalled the Cantinas and it's just a gimmick
and only before one weekend August seventeenthand eighteenth. They've got day passes for
fifty bucks or for one hundred andfifty you get lodging for two nights,
plus an elevated Taco Bell dining experienceand access to various Grandma core activities.
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I just love grandma core honestly,pickleball tournaments, painting classes, knitting circles,
botchy ball, croquet, golf,and quote a wide variety of old
school games. I'm thinking that meansboard games. That would be my guest
the Catalinas dot net for Come Firstserve if you want to try to get
in on that. I see whatyou do in Taco Bell. I really
do, because first we all knowthe gen xers and US millennials grew up
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on taco bell. And guess whattime goes forward, not backward. This
is a gimmick. Now twenty thirtyyears from now, it's going to be
a real thing, and I'm herefor it. Honestly, I'm retiring to
taco bell community. Who wouldn't retirein a Taco bell community? Are you
kidding me? Cheesy Gordia crunches everyday for the rest of my life.
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That's pretty much died and gone tohave it. That's what that is.
Post some Malone tickets. Next Igo. We are commercial free in the
Jeremiah Show. It's ninety six fiveKiss FM. Let's talk to Alisha in
Maslin. Alicia, Good afternoonigger,Earl Alicia, you are colored twenty.
It is time to play song smashfor posting malone tickets. Okay, is
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this your first day hearing the songSmash or if you heard it earlier this
week? No, I haven't heardit yet. Okay, what I've done,
I've taken three songs, I've smashedthem together. You tell me the
title of all three songs correctly,and you got two tickets to go see
Posty at Blossom. Sound good?Okay, good Luckily Sia, here's your
three songs. What do you think? Rock Star, staircles and congratulations?
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That is incorrect, Alicia, I'msir, sorry, but thank you for
playing. I appreciate you. Thankyou, Bye bye. Two ninety six
five. Oh do you think youknow what those three songs are? Figure
it out? Your Posty good Luckpost Mellow tickets are on the line.
It's a Jeremiah Show ninety six fiveKiss FM. This hour, the program
brought to you by Ken Gantley ChevroletRor. My friends over there on a
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West Garfield swing by Tom Jeremiah said, you check out that ev pleaser.
Oh, The're gonna take great careof you. Let's talk to Courtney.
She's in Willoughby Courney, Good afternoon, Hey girl, Courtney. Have you
ever seen Posty Live? No?No, never? This would be a
first few. Song smash is thegame. That's what you gotta win to
score the tickets. Three songs smashtogether. Give me the title of all
three songs and you win. Soundgood? Here we go? What do
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you got? Rock Star? Well? And no, I'm sorry that's not
it, but thank you for playing. I appreciate you, Thank you,
Bye bye? Kiss? Who isthis Papa Galo? What a great name.
Yeah, Ken, we're playing songsmash post Malone. Tickets are on
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the line. Would you care toplay? Yeah? Here we go,
tell me the title of all threeof these songs? What do you think?
Rock star? And and uh,I'm gonna go with Ticho. That's
all right. It wasn't Psycho,But thank you for playing. I appreciate
you. Hey you bye? Thatwas weird? Kiss? FM love is
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this? Hi? This is Mary? Mary? How are you? I'm
okay? How are you Mary?We're trying to play song smash. Would
you care to play? Yeah,three songs smashed together? Give me the
title in our Give me the titleof all three of these songs, and
you win. Shot Chap, whatdo you think? Mare rock Star Psicho
and I like you? That's incorrect, but thank you for playing. I
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appreciate you. You're a lovely human. You got that going for you.
Oh thanks by two one six fiveseven, eight, ninety six five.
Oh here they are again. Listen, listen closely, Shot Chap. Figure
out. There's three songs in there. Figure out what they are. You're
Posty had Blossome, good luck?Callian Strongsville is up next to play song
Smash. It's a Cheremiah show commercialfree on ninety six five. Kiss FM,
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Hakir Allay? Confident? Are youfeeling? Are people dummies? Or
is this really hard? No?It was really hard, really hard.
Are you sound confident that you haven'tfigured out? Though? I don't know?
Maybe song Smash for post Malone tickets. There's three songs in here.
Tell me what all three titles are? Shut up? What do you think?
Is it Enemies rock Star and Jackiechan not? It is not.
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But thank you so much for playing. I appreciate you. Thank you.
Bye. Hi, Kiss FM.Who's this Jennifer? Hi? Jennifer?
Where do you live? All right? Jennifer? Do vermilion proud and tell
me. What three post the songsare here? Shop? What do you
got? Rockstar? Circles and whiteaverson? Oh so close but yet so
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far? No, you can't guessa kid, get out of here.
I appreciate the ass, but notwo one six, five, seven,
eight, ninety six five. Oh, Hi Kiss FM? Who is this?
Hi Kiss FM? Hello? Ohman? You get you got to
answer your phone when I pick itup. That's how this works. Let's
go to our next contestant, HiKiss FM. Who's this? Olivia?
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Olivia? Hey girl, Hello Olivia, Let's do it? Song smashes the
game? Post Malone tickets are onthe line. What three songs are these?
Shot? I definitely hear rock Star. I think I'm hearing Jackie Chan
and better now m No, I'msorry, Oliviy, that is incorrect.
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But thank you for playing. Youhad two right? Perfect? Thank you?
Bye? Two one six, fiveseven eight ninety six five. Oh
but what too? We're playing songsmash post Malones coming to blossom. You
could be there? Good luck stillcommercial free on the Jeremiah Show. It's
ninety six five Kiss f M,post Malone tickets. We haven't gotten a
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winner yet. We're playing song smashthree songs smashed together. Lexi and the
ak rowdies up next to play Lexi, good afternoon, Hey girl, Hey
Lexi. We've heard a bunch ofguesses as to what today's song smash is.
Do you think you know what itis? I think so? Okay?
What do you hear? It is? This sushi shop? What do
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you got? Jackie Chan? Circlesand rock Star? That is one?
Correct? You? You're gonna postMalone sushi, let's go. Did you
know it right away or did youneed help from the people getting it wrong?
After the second time? I gotit? You call it on that.
I had to throw the sushi inthere, Jackie Chan one of my
favorite post molonesh it's so good,it's so good. All right? Well,
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hey, hopefully you hear that one. I don't know if it's on
the setlist, but it should be. Why do you dm them? Okay,
since you're going to the show,got it? You go? Two
tickets for you and a friend togo to Posty at Blossom. Have the
best time in the world. Thankyou are so welcome. Shit time,
I'm gonna get more info from you, okay, all right, all right,
if you missed your shot today,don't worry more post malone tickets Tomorrow
at four thirty when ninety sixty fiveKiss Time guys are your hook up station.
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I say this all gosh, star, let's be smart about this.
I'm smart, so smart, he'stend to smart you uplevel. We're not
gonna be the stupid be anymore.With Jeremiah's fun fact of the Day,
Sabritta Carpenter connected to The Simpsons.Here's your knowledge nugget for today. I
don't know if she was on theshow or not, but the voice of
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Bart Simpson is her aunt. Ifyou didn't know. Nancy Cartwright has been
voicing Bart Simpson for thirty five someyears, and she recently revealed on TikTok
she's Sabrina's aunt, which I thinkis my favorite fun fact of the year
so far, because I love Sabrina, I love Nancy Carwright. I actually
got to interview her during the pandemic. I don't google that one, but
yeah, there you go. You'rewelcome Cleveland number one NIX Kiss FM,
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Nanty Jeremia Show on ninety six tofive Kiss FM with your Genius of the
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to authorities, they have arrested sixmembers of an international crime ray called the
Ninja Turtle Gang because they're ninjas,because they they wear masks. No,
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Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Showon demand. For more, find us
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