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September 26, 2023 • 17 mins
Seth's neighbor is a jerk, so he let an Instagram ad help him out. Also more Taylor Travis news, be careful who you send your nudes to, and what is the best McDonalds dipping sauce of all time???
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Tell me prison. You can't marryYou're cob friends. It's Tuesday, Welcome

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into the Tuesday. I can't figureout the weather. You're not the only
one. I don't know whether toput a hoodie on or shorts or what's
going on. But I do knowgot one hundred bucks in if he's a
gift card coming up for you.Three thirty. You can win with Truth
or Snake Oil thanks to the newshow Snake Oil on foxept premiers tomorrow night.
But let's get the good vibes going. It's kind of our thing.
It's what we do here on theprogram, just taking every opportunity we have

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to spread goodness throughout the world.So something good that's happened to you today
in your life, please let meknow. You can call into the show
two one five seventy ninety six fifty. You can leave a message on the
iHeart Radio app as well, ifyou're listening there. It's free. The
microphone button, that's what that does. You tap it, you leave me
a message. Spread some good vibes. Amber, you're up first, tell
me something good that happened to youtoday. My son one his first soccer

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games. Let's go how old isyou? He is ten. Oh so
this is a big one for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It
was the first time to playing soccer, first year soccer player. We gotta
win. How did we celebrate?Yes, look at we Oh we was
at the pickle festival. Excuse you? What? How did I not know?
There's a pickle festival in northeast ofI'd like the pickle King of Cleveland.

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How do I not know about this? Oh? You missed it?
Yeah, it's the weekend. Man. You gotta keep the stuff on my
radar. I can't miss this typeof thing. I'm sorry, Sorry,
all right, I'll forgive you thistime. Next time we're gonna have to
have words. Okay, anything?Now? Did drop my show on ninety
six five? Kiss Sam? Getthat hundred bucks in a Visa gift card
coming up for you two thirty.You can win that on the show today.

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Let's continue to spread good vibes.Marissa's turn. Now, Marissa,
tell me something good that happened toyou today. Let's see. My daughter's
teacher said she was helping her outin school, and she was one of
them. But that warms my heartso much. What's her name? Michael?
MICHAELA great job, MICHAELA, keepit up. We're proud of you.

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See you get you get great storieslike that, Marissa. I get
stories at my kid Pete on theplayground. Literally happened last week. So
relatable. It's relatable. Good.Yeah, elis number one hit the music
station ninety six five. Did you'reon my show? Oh, ninety six

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five Kiss FM. We're playing Truthor Snake Oil all week courtesy of the
new show on Fox, premiers tomorrowFox eight at nine, Snake Carl,
hosted by David Spade. Let's talkto Rich and Hudson. He's gonna play
with us now, Rich, goodafternoon. How are you my friend?
Well, I'll be going I don'thave my stories. I gotta get my
stories from the other side of theroom. You can tell this is a
well oiled organized machine. I'm asI'm literally as we're doing this, I'm

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pulling out my papers so I cando the bit. All right, here
we go, Rich, I gotthree news stories for you. One of
them is fake. We call itsnake oil. Two of them are real.
Id the fake Okay, Rich,best of luck to you. Headline
number one. Flight to Dubai delayedafter bear escapes from crate in cargo hold.

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Story number two lifelong Balinese free diverbegins showing signs of growing gills.
Headline number three Burger King dishing outtwenty slice tall all cheese burger in Thailand.
Which one is fake? The secondone? You can't grow gills,
Rich, it's not humanly POSSI well, you know what. Maybe it is.
I don't know, but as oftoday September twenty six, twenty twenty

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three, humans can't grow gills.Congratulations, you just want to hundred bucks?
Yes, thank you. You're sowelcome, my friend. Enjoy it,
have the best time, and makesure you check out snake oil on
Fox eight Tomorrow night. Okay,nine pm. Absolutely, Rich, you
sit tight. I'm gonna get moreinfo from you, the rest of you
Cleveland. We'll do it again tomorrow. Truth or snake Oil on The cher
Onmah Show at two thirty. It'sKiss to Cheer on My Show on ninety

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six five Kiss f Fam will getyour Cleveland confessional coming up at three thirty
on the program, Seth has maybeone of the best revenges on a horrible
neighbor I've ever heard. We'll getto his story. Maybe you're gonna want
to do this. It tis theseason, I'll tell you that much.
Three thirty on the program for that. Taylor Swift is everywhere, including infiltrating
the NFL news stories coming out eachand every day. The latest I saw

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Taylor reportedly reserved a restaurant for herselfand Travis Kelsey. Can you tell me?
You can't tell me they're not datingother football players apparently arrived at the
restaurant during to visit. The informationcame from Tick Tom hasn't been confirmed by
Taylor's representatives and it will not beAnd at quick Sidebark, Travis Kelsey's NFL
jersey sales have surged nearly four hundredpercent, and all kinds of things are

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happening. After this, there's athere's a prop bet. Guys, if
you're not into the betting, allowme to explain what this. It's a
part lay about. I see,I'm not even good at this draft.
Kings has announced this trailer. Nowwe're not calling him trailer, are we?
All right? So that's apparently thenew couple name Travis Kelsey and Taylor
Swift. Here's the prop bet.Kansas City Chiefs, Philadelphia Eagles, the

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rematch of the Super Bowl on Novembertwentieth, Monday Night Football. The parlay
bet is that if the Chiefs towin and Travis Kelsey scores a touchdown,
or bet on the Eagles and DeAndreSwift to score a touchdown. Come on,
they're calling it. You belong withme? Stop it? I mean
I might make the bet justin kay. You never you never know what's gonna

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happen. And then Stan Hathaway onTikTok proposed this theory. Is this all
ruse? Because guess who's from Philadelphia, Taylor Swift. I think the kids
what's hunkering down in Kansas City mercydrops about to live And that's totally fine,
except for what does Taylor Swift dolfto do? Bake? So what
is she doing for Travis Kelsey?She's thanking for him. She's getting him

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out of shape. Travis, he'sa professional. He's not gonna let that
get to the Chiefs. Stay good. Taylor knows she needs to ricard.
So if you're keeping track at home, the only thing that's stopping the Kansas
City Chiefs dynasty is, according tothis theory, Taylor Swifts infiltrating and sabotaging
it for the Philadelphia Eagles. What'skeeping the Browns from being a fantastic football

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dynasty? A kicker at a quarterback. You've got a secrets weel love secret
better. This is the Cleveland Confessoron The Jeremiah Show ninety six five.
Kiss Up. You gotta seecrety.You can't share with the world because it'll
get you in trouble. Maybe it'llget you a divorce, maybe worse.
A confessor right here on the JeremiShow. We do your Cleveland confessionals every

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Tuesday and Thursday on the program.Just simply shoot us at DM, find
the Jeremiah Show on all the socialsat j Show Radio, and maybe we'll
call you back, like we're gonnacall Seth right now. Hello, I
looking for Seth. Seth, It'ssee Jeremi Show ninety six five Kiss FM.
How are you my friend? Awesome? I'm great. How are you?

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I'm well? Thank you, Seth. Do you remember shooting us at
DM? You had a cleveand confessionalfor us? Yeah, of course we
are here to collect on your confession. Are you in like a safe space
where you can tell us your secretin case other people aren't supposed to hear
it. Yeah, I'm at homealone, Okay, perfect, Yeah,
of course, Well thanks for shootingto c DM. We want to know.
We're dying to know, Seth,What do you want to confess?
I want to confess that. Well, I'm making my neighbor think that big

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Foot's in his backyard. Let meexplain it. Yea, so many questions.
My neighbor is. Honestly, he'sjust a huge jerk. He moved
in like a year ago, andhe's just obnoxious, like I mean,
super anal about his yard. Hehas a ruler out measuring his grass.
He makes comments if like if mytrash cans are out the day after trash

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day, like sometimes it takes aminute, or I get home late.
Whatever. He's just he's the worst. Yeah. So last fall he made
this like off handed comment about usbeing trashy because we don't decorate for Halloween,
which I think is a crazy comment. Sometimes you see those houses and
they are trash. You overdecorating anyway, beside the point. So I get
served an ad on Instagram for somecostumes, and this ad was a Bigfoot

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costume, and the idea just kindof sparked so I ordered the costume,
and at least once a month,I have been putting the costume on and
just sort of strolling through the woodsin our neighborhood. I didn't know if
he was noticing until the other monthhe came out back with a flashlight and
started yelling at me, so heSNeW that there was a big foot back

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there and he is on guard.Oh my god, this is the best
thing I've ever heard in my life. I thought it was pretty good.
I've dealt with this all my life, from when I was growing up,
you know, living with my parentstoo, having horrible neighbors in the past,
Like I've had no way to getback in neighbors, and this might
be the best idea I've ever heardin my life. Thank you. It's

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kind of one of those slow burnedpranks, but it paid off and I'm
satisfied her. I appreciate the commitmentto the bit, Seth, I really
do. Yeah. Do you everwatch The Office? It's a very Jim
move too. It is something youwant to confess to send us Jay Show
Radio ninety six five Did you onmy show on ninety six five Kiss FM.

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I've spent last ten minutes, probablyresearching the next program segment on the
program because McDonald's coming out with twomore sauces for dipping. Now. I
always thought the only sauce you neededin your life when it came to make
nuggets was the hot mustard, becauseI mean, that's that's just factual,
right, That's the best sauce todipper nuggets. And there's a few,

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of course, you get your sweetand sour, your ranch honey mustard.
Which honey mustard, I will sayI slept on that for a little bit.
They've got a spicy buffalo at TangyBuffalo. But two new sauces have
been introduced as up today. Ifyou're looking to get some nuggies tonight,
maybe you're coming from the school pickup, maybe you're leaving school, maybe you're
you're gonna grab something late tonight,You've got two new sauces and they are

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Mambo Sauce and Sweet and Spicy jamSauce. So the Mambo sauce is,
uh, where did the Mambo sauce? Here we go, a tomato based,
sweet, spicy and vinegary sauce inspiredby a regional cuisine from Washington and
Chicago. What are we putting mambosauce on in Washington, Chicago. Guys,

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I've never heard of it before inmy life. You can, like
Sally, you can buy it.It's a whole thing. Okay, I'll
try mambo sauce. And then you'vealso got sweet and spicy jam sauce,
a jammy red pepper sauce with atongue numbing Sejuan peppercorn kick, an extra
heat from cayenne pepper, finished withapple cider vinegar. That one actually sounds

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good too. Maybe these ones,these ones could go on the running,
maybe to maybe just be a nicecousin of the hot mustard, because that
is by far the best sauce.Hot mustard not the best name, because
sweet and spicy jam sauce also thebest name. Also, when nick name?
Did you on my issue? Onninety six five Kiss FM, new

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from Olivia, I'm not gonna lie. I absolutely love it. I think
it's fantastic Olivia Rodrigo. They're makingheadlines because of advice she got from a
child. Obviously, we all knowand love Olivia Rodrigo's music, but we
we we we just get an inkling. Maybe relationships aren't her favorite thing in
the world. She appeared on theinternet series Recess Therapy UH and she was
asked by a young kid named Miles. He asked her if she asked him

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rather about advice for finding love andreally he really broke it down the best
way possible. How do you thinkthat I find love in my life?
Personally? Looks kind? Okay?I really hope your friend love. Thanks?
You are so sweet. I can'tmarry You're coming kids wise beyond his

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years, stick around. Tickets toseven Floys of Hell all the way next,
Science is not his strong suits.How are you? How are your
Microsoft's? Microsoft? What am Ibuilding? How are your a Microsoft?
Right? Microscope? Speed? See? This is why I could never do
your job. I can't even saythe freaking word microscope. The Jeremiah Show
now on six five Kiss FM.Jeremiah Show ninety six five Kiss FM.

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Seven Floors of Hell tickets for youall week on the show. Four pack
of three Haunt Pass is of coursegoing down at the Kuyahoga County Fairgrounds.
Kenley in Northfield is going to tryto win him right now, Kenley,
Good afternoon, hakor all I Kenley, do you think you can handle all
seven floors of hell if you winthis. Yeah, I not much scared

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me these days. Okay, wellyou know what you're up to be challenged.
I like that, all right.The game is called AI Feud.
I've got the top ten answers thatare iHeart AI have given me. You
just need to get three of thesetop ten and you shall be at seven
floors of hell. Okay, okay, So I get three guesses and they
all have to be on the list. You get three, yeah, you

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get you can get three wrong.It's just like it's just like family food,
but we're using AI basically. Okay, here is your category. The
question I asked AI, based onthe interwebs, what are the top ten
most hated candies? You only needthree of the ten? Oh okay,
I'm gonna say candy corn. Candycorn. It shouldn't be on the list,

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but it is. It's number twoon the list. I find candy
corn buttery and delicious. I can'tman buttering delicious. Also my nickname in
high school canny. Come on,ye, all right, you got one,
give me another one. Laffy taffy. It's pretty controversy. Laffy taffy
is it's not it's not. No, it's quite delicious. Even remember they

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used to make the watermelon one thatwas so good. Oh yeah, now
they have sours. Yeah, okay, all right, what's what's another hated
candies? We got top ten,you've got you gotta get two more?
Here? What was the tut rolls? Number ten? Sorry, that's the

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wrong that's the wrong sound. Thatis correct, Number ten most hated candy
there on the list. All youneed is one more Kenley and you're going
to seven floors of hell. Okay, okay, oh gosh, you got
two more. You got two more. You can get wrong as well.
So what do you think We've gotcandy, corn, tutsie rolls? What
else would be hated? The onesthat are like Twizzlers but worse. Oh

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Rene, red vines. Oh no, that's not on the list. I'll
tell you what, you know what? You know? What you know what?
Yeah, I'm gonna give it toyou. I'm gonna give it to
you win, and I'll explain why. I'll explain why celebrate. Now,
we'll explain why. Licorice is onthere at number seven. But I think
it's mainly talking about black licorice.But I'm gonna say, I'm gonna I'm

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gonna put it in there because Ilike you, Kenley. That's my it's
my game. I can make upthe role. Yeah, thank you,
Jeremi. You're so welcome. Ihave the best time. Four pack at
three hunt Pass. It's the sevenFloors of Hell at the Kyager County fair
Grounds. Don't pay your pants.Okay, okay, I'll join up.
Hang on, I'm gonna get moreinfo from you, Kenley. We'll have
more tickets for you tomorrow on theJeremi issue. We'll play some more AI

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feud I. We'll do it atfour thirty. It's time to smarten you.
Love. Cleveland's with Jeremiah is fun. Fact of the day for kiss
that fact. And I'm just aconduit for you for information that I feel
you need in your life. AndI don't know how how it makes you
feel. You can always chime inwith how it's making you feel or just
absorb it, take it and Idon't know, use it in a bet,
win yourself some money. The Frenchword for paper clip is trombone.

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Yeah, if you Google translate paperclip to French, it's trombone. Is
that because paper clips paper clips looklike trombone that because maybe trombones what came
first? Right? The paper clipor the trumbone? Who was modeled after?
Who? These are the questions Ihave France answer them. Jeremiah kss

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Cleveland dot com. Did Jeremiah Showninety six five? Kiss FM with your
genius of the day. Someone who'sdone something. Let's do a bet.
Anything you've done pales in comparison.A word to the wise of PSA an
extra be careful to not send boobiesto your family members. Guy who just
got married his ass Reddit for adviceafter he shared photos of their honeymoon with
his whole family and accidentally included anude photo of his wife in a hop

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tub. Twenty seven year old manon Reddit asked for the help. They
said, they got married, theywere on their honey room, shared a
bunch of picks in their trip,including one of her topless in the hot
tub. Luckily it wasn't that bad. Her back was turned he couldn't see
anything. But still it's causing somedrama. Most people said, don't worry
about it on Reddit, you knowit was their honeymoon. Funny, wasn't

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that racy? Sold Blue over whatit got people talking about similar mistakes they
have made. Apparently a lot ofpeople sending naked pictures to family members and
people they shouldn't. Another another greatlearning moment, be careful of reflections when
sending pictures to people, like don'ttake. Don't take pictures of things where
you're naked behind the picture and thenin front of a mirror. They're gonna

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see your bits. Thanks for listeningto The Jeremiah Show on demand. I
Love this show. For more andfind us on TikTok, Instagram and more
at Jay Show Radio and weekdays twoto six on ninety six five Kiss FM.
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