The Show Molly Kearney Owned Put-in-Bay

SNL alum & Cleveland Molly Kearney stopped by to talk all things, like Mighty Ducks, Moms, and getting your comedy chops on Put-in-Pay. Also we've got a Ghosted for you, and hook ups to Teddy Swims and your Cleveland Guardians!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're bringing it back, y'all.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is for you. It's a chair of Maia show
at least.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
How you're all doing on my YASA five How far.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hold our friends? Sorry, pardon my delay as we welcome
you into your Monday program. It's at you on my
show A ninety six five Kiss FM. Love Sandwich. Matt
just texted in his lunch today, I see some love
sandwiches in there, so we know it's going to be
a good day, Cleveland. I don't know the contents of
the sandwiches. All I see is wheat bread and what
looks like either sour cream or a cohip container, which
I'm assuming is something else inside of there bow. But

(00:38):
you can text me your good vibes today at two one,
six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh, just like
Love Sandwich did. Speaking of lunch, we'll get you to
mister Hero coming up at two forty five on the program.
It's Monday, so we got all new ghosts on the
way three twenty and five twenty on the show and
Cleveland's own Molly Kearney from SNL excuse me, Martey Carney

(00:58):
from SNL. This other show after four o'clock a lot
going on today, So let's get into it. Let's get
you a thousand bucks coming up next as we're paying
your bills as well on your hook up station. The
Jared Mayas Shows on ninety six five Gism Love Sandwich,
Matt Update In case you were wondering on the text,

(01:19):
it's a peb and strawberry jay and the sour cream
container is filled with leftover pasta. How I don't know
how we I guess he's out there. He's a painter.
Is he just out there eating cold leftover pasta or
luke warm? I mean, I'm not here to judge the man,
but I just think that's what's happening there. That's part
of good vibes, good things happening in your life is
what we want to hear her on the Jarre Maya
Show where ninety six five kids have them shanty joining

(01:40):
us on the program now a shanty, good afternoon, Hey girl,
are you I'm lovely? What's going on? As shanty?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I feel I just got in the car, turned on
the radio and heard as we're playing a game.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
They are two forty five. We'll hook you up with
some mister hero. When we played two Truths and a.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well, hey, before you go, you know what I want
from me? Give me the good. Tell me something God,
that happened to you today in your life.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I gotta prove the apartment that's gone.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh how exciting. I mean excluding the whole like moving
party and actually getting there. All the other planning for
apartment things are fantastic.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
What do we do?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
We need to go furniture shopping? What do we what
do we eyeball? Do we have a do we have
a plan? Do you have a fung shue picked out already?
I'm not yet?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
But I love decorating. Do you really? Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
See I I appreciate decorating. I don't know how to
do it. Can you give me like a dummies vert
like how to how to how to be an interior
decorator for dummies? Can you give me one really quick,
like what do I need to do?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
First thing, you have to be a woman. This is a.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
True flaff coming out of my body right now.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I see it coming. I guess I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
See, I would just I would just put up empty
bourbon bottles all over my house. Sin It's because I've
drank them, not because I bought them empty.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
My boyfriends gave you a tomb Oh my.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Dog after did jar my show in ninety six five kids,
get you to to mister hero here in just a bit,
we'll play two truths in the lie there spreading good
vibes all over Cleveland on the text at two one
six seven eight ninety six five. Oh on the phone
is what's.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
The same number?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Tasha, tell me something good that happened to you today
in your life.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, today was a good day because they're finally going
to fix the concrete on my street.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Sidewalk sidewalks, finally get what's wrong with it.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
They've been digging up the whole street.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
They took almost half blocked sidewalks away, and today they
finally put.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Half a layer concrete.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
All were they doing? What was under the concrete? Is
that where Jimmy hostel.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Was or something they have like the whole street they're
doing like the trees, Oh some trees away.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
City's been doing this for I wouldn't say it's been
over a month.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Sidewalk clothes.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Nobody can't go on the sidewalk.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
You can't mark all your free while they're still there.
I have a fun game you can play with them. Okay,
I just want you to sit on your front porch
with a cocktail or coffee, depending on what time of
the day it is, and then you just cat call
the construction dudes sweet shoes to day before seven. You
get you call him, you call them, you call them

(04:25):
sweet lips and little kisses. Okay, I love.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'm glad that they're getting done.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Though you ain't kidding girls, Well, I appreciate you. Thank
you for listening.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I have a good day you bye bye, sweet.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Two Truths in a Lie that's the game we're playing
on the Ch're on Mayas Show. It's ninety six five
Kiss FM, Colored twelve.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's Candy in Lorraine.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Candy, good afternoon, Hang girl, Hey, how are you doing? Candy?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm lovely.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Let's see if we get some waffle doodle goodness in
your life, little mister hero on the line. We're playing
two truth in a Lie. Did you participate in the
Cleveland marathon yesterday? Candy? No, I had to work because
you were going to participate. If you didn't have to work,
I know not at all?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Same same, all right, have two customers come in and
ran it?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Though good for them.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Ye, all right, So I've got three facts about the
Cleveland Marathon. One of these is completely made up. You
tell me the made up one and we'll keep with this,
mister hero. Okay, okay, all right, fact number one. I'll
give you all three, and then you tell me fact
number one. The Cleveland Marathon has been going on since
nineteen seventy eight. Fact number two. The winner of this
year's Cleveland Marathon was Jeremia Widmer from Ritman, Ohio. And
fact number three, the twenty six point three mile after party,

(05:32):
hosted by Fat Heead's Brewery, kicks off right after the race.
Which one's fake?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
The first one?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Candy, what's my name? What's the name of my show?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Jeremi?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Did Jeremiah Widmer from Ritmand, Ohio? Win the marathon yesterday? No? No,
did you?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
We all know. I'm going to give you that one
because I feel I feel mean not giving it to you. Oh, Candy,
you win, you win, Yay, thank you. It's mainly complimented
that you will. Either you didn't realize I said my
name or you think I could run a marathon.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
So I don't know. We're going to pretend you could
do it. There we go.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
I'm gonna take that all right, four meals for you
to mister Merril, go celebrate the waffle dooodle candy.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I will thank you.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I appreciate you. Hang on, I'm gonna get your info
off of the air and we'll do that again Tomorrow'll
hook you up around two forty five. I got guards
tickets on the way still today and we'll get you
a thousand bucks coming up three ten right after this, am, I,
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
It's posting. Stop staring at that red receipt unless a
Jeremiah show, find out why you got ghost it. Now
for a famous ghost story.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Miles, welcome into the show. My dude, tell me what
what's been going on with you and Hanny. Obviously you
know you're ghosted, but we don't know anything before that moment.
So catch me up to date you've been on, how
you guys meant all that fun stuff. Any sneaking suspicions
you may have as well could be helpful here now,
not at all.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
You know.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
We uh, we kind of met the way you know
people usually do these days, and we had our first
date and the vibes were there. And we were having
a good time and you know, we we actually you
were in contact for a couple you know, a couple
different times after that date, and then out of the blue,
I just I stopped hearing from her. And I'm really

(07:15):
just trying to get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
So wait, there were there were post date communications. So
something happened after the date and after you guys were
talking that that led her to ghost you, we think exactly,
And I have no idea what. Yeah, okay, so obviously
it goes to possibly say we can hypothesize that nothing
happened on the day, something happened afterwards, Like you didn't

(07:36):
send her any pictures, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
No, no, no, not at all.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I've just I got listen, dumber things have happened on
this show, Miles. I was just being sure, of course.
All right, let me give any a call. I will
have you stay on the phone with me. Don't say
anything right away. Let me chat with her first, and
at some point we'll bring you back in here. All right, dude,
sounds good. Here we go. Hello, Hello, is any available? Yeah,

(08:02):
Hi Annie, It's the Jere on My show ninety six
five KISSFM. Hey girl, Hi, Hi Annie, I'll just need
a couple of minutes of your time. I'm calling about
a guy you might have went out with. Did you
date and or ghost a guy named Miles?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh? Uh yeah I did?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Why oh you mean that little almost got away with it?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Okay, that's okay. Let me put a pin in that,
mainly because I just want to brief you about saying
bad words on the radio. But I also got to
play a song, can so can you? Will you come
back and just give us a little more context to
that after this song? Sure, I appreciate you more. Ghost
did coming up less than three minutes away on ninety
six five KISSFM. All right, Annie has been briefed about
not saying any more bad words on the radio to

(08:44):
Jare on my show in the middle of Your ghost
It on ninety six five Kiss FM, because when we
called her, Annie said he almost got away with it.
What What did he almost get away with? Annie?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:53):
You mean the fact that he was still dating his
girlfriend when he was taking me out?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Excuse you? Okay, Yeah, Miles didn't tell us that when
we talked to him first. Who's still on the phone,
Miles girlfriend?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
You know, dating is a that's kind of a broad term.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
You know, I'd say I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
You're such a sure way to come in.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Just wait, so wait, who, let's talk about the broad
term of dating. Who are you broad term of dating here?
Your girlfriend or Annie? I don't think that's anybody's business.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
You know what I'm business?

Speaker 3 (09:30):
All right, Well, let me here, let's let's do this.
I don't and again you called in. You're looking for help.
I don't want to just pile on and and and
jump on you here, and I want to try to
get as many factual bullet points as I can. So
tell me why you still have a quote unquote girlfriend.
What what is going on there that that Annie at

(09:50):
least thinks that whether or not it's true is irrelevant
to this point. Give me your side of this girlfriend situation? Miles. No,
you say no? Yes, I said no. What So wait,
you're you're refusing to tell us whether or not you
I So, I guess Andy, you tell me where? How
do you know he has a girlfriend. Let's let's get

(10:11):
your angle then.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
All right, Well, since God conschodgeable.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Let's just say that.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
So basically, I was like gushing about him to one
of my coworker BFFs. And he was like, oh, can
I see a picture of him?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
And I was like, of course.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
So I pulled up a picture of him and she goes, oh,
my gosh, I know his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And I said, what.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Do you mean you know his girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
And and she goes, well.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
That that's boyfriend, the girl I work out with every day.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Oh boy.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
And I was like, what do you mean you work
out with his girlfriend every day?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Doesn't make any sense to me.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
And so after that and then like she texted, and
then I was like, oh my god, that's real.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
And then I just stopped talking to him. Miles, fake news.
I don't what do you mean? Whatever do you know? Hayley?
Can we at least get that out of you? No? Okay, Well,
I guess I guess we're done here. Annie. I'm sorry
to waste your time. He did not in our communication
prior to calling mention anything about a girl. Well, I

(11:12):
guess he still hasn't mentioned having a girlfriend. So okay, I.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Don't feel like I don't feel like you wasted my time,
but he definitely did.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, yeah, we're okay. Well, I appreciate you, uh Annie, Miles,
your kind of if I'm being honest.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh you coasting.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Slide into our d MS at Jayshow Radio and we'll
get to the bottom of it on the Jeremiah Shows.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Chia Show ninety six five Kiss half und Let's talk
to Ashanti right now, sitting on hold a shanty. Hey,
what city you live in? A shot in Cleveland? You
can say specifically where you live. This show is in
downtown Cleveland. Girl, I'm on Neuclid Avenue. What city you
live in?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
You're trying to I thought you didn't think I was
in Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
You're just not trying to put your business out there
and no one knows.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Oh it's a secret. Still, Well, now at least four
people know because there's maybe there's at least four people
listening to the radio right now. Okay, all right, hey,
you're college twelve. You're going to the Guards game? There
we go. Well, people are gonna know now because you're
gonna be out there in public. Get a Guardians game?
Thank you? What brought you back to Garfield Heights? Now,
I'm intrigued by this whole story.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I take care of my grandmother with them in How.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Sweet Are You? I love it.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I love that so much. Well, maybe I don't know
her situation. Maybe you can take her. Maybe you can
treat yourself and and get a mental break from from
the stresses that whatever it is, we got you hooked
up with a couple of Guardians tickets.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
What are you putting on your hot dog when you
go ashantis? Okay?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
That is that is the correct answer.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Did you say donuts?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
No, don't don't know's that is the correct answer. I
throw some I throw some realish on there. But you know,
as long as you didn't say ketchup, we're still friends. Yeah, no, mama,
all right, a shanty, you have the best time of
the Guardians game.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
All right, hang on for me.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Okay, thank you, Danah bye.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Hey, we'll get you a thousand bucks. And like I said,
Molly Carney from SNL, yeah that's right, magnificent Alum Cleveland
or we'll talk to Molly coming up right after we
get you a thousand bucks and pay your bills at
four ten ninety six to five, kids now.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
An out of context moment from the Jeremiah Show.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Jeremiah was a gold Frost.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Seriously, that band, Matt, It's been Jeremiah Show.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Welcome home, dude, thank you. I'm very happy to be home.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Are you are you set up in Los Angeles most
of the time?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Where are you at? I moved to I was in
LA for two years, okay, got picked up for US
and l moved to New York. Haven't been. I went
back to Ali last week, but I don't live there. Okay,
I'm strictly Brooklyn kid now. I love it.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
But Cleveland at heart, Cleveland for So where did you grow?
I know you went to magnificat make magnific hont Why
did they say it's so fancy?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I don't know. I think it's because it's like a
prayer like thing.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
See, I'm not Catholic at allso I know nothing.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I mean, I am world. I was raised Catholic, am
I still I don't know the I learned how to
be a good person through it.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, that's what that's what it's for. It's lessons on
how to be a good party.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
If they like me, I don't know. Yea, who the
hell cares exactly?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
If you spent all of your life trying to like
make people happy who don't like you, that would be
all you do.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I'd be exhausted that.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
So where did you grow up then? Because like, yeah,
in normal interviews, I'm from Cleveland, but like, dude, we're family.
I grew I went to Ritman High School. Okay, I
live in Wadsworth. Where did you grow up?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I grew up in north Holmstead, Okay, and then went
to grade school in west Lake and Saint Bernada's and
went to Magnificat in River. And now my parents and
my two brothers they all live separately, but they all
live well, my parents live together in Lakewood, gotcha? So
I like having them in like Wood because they're all
within like half a mile from each other. Yes, So

(15:05):
when I come home, I'm like, do do do my
little just make the rounds?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
So what where did you start diving into being fun?
Do you do you remember? Do you have that moment
of the first time you were like and you're like,
oh my god, I made them laugh? How do I continue?
How do I do this and have until they die?
I just want to do this can consistently forever.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I'd say. I mean, my whole family on both sides
are so so funny. They're just like it's just a constant.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
One opera listen. I know about the Turkey parade, dude, Okay,
I know, yeah, I catch the vibe. So my family's
very similar. By the way, we're a family of bits,
isn't Yeah, it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's uh, you know. We have the one liner that
someone says and we say it constantly all day, every
day for the three days that we're in town. Yes,
I think I started doing jokes on the PA at Magnificat,
and I don't have to like run the jokes by
the nuns before going to the PA. So it wasn't
anything like anything funny, but I loved just having control

(16:05):
over the pieces. Yeah, Like the entire school is listening
to every word yes saying, So that was fun. And
then I like hosted the Talent show with my friend
Molly Gibe at Mag's so we got to write like
bits in between, which was really fun. That was like
one of those things where I was like, oh, I
really enjoy this. And then I went to college, started

(16:28):
stand up at Dayton, went to UD and then I
got hooked, and then I went up to put In
Bay in between summers and started doing stand.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Up there Comedy Club on Putting Bay.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
No I did I just was like, can I go up?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I was.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
I was Putting Bay from eighteen till like thirty one,
and you're just living there, yeah, and just performing.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Like hey, I mean I was working like six days
a week at the Forge or the Boardwalk or the Goat,
depending on which cheer it was. Yeah, I got petty
cab drive and I was cave tour guy. I've worked
everywhere and shockingly have not gotten fired from one places.
Are there probably some people who probably wanted to fire me,
but half the staff would probably be like, we we

(17:12):
don't don't do that.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Well, it's the likability factor that saves a job a
lot of time.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Had it had me my back, thank God.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well so wait you I'm just and I love it
because it's like a lot of people like I did
the same thing. I graduated from university background, I went
to LA I was an intern on the late Like
I went, I'm like, let me do that because that's
my path to success. And You're like, I'm gonna go
to put In Bay and put on stand up shows and.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, I was like, I need money. I need fast
cash to get beer in college next year like every year,
you know, and you could make a lot of money. Yeah,
like even before I could bartend, like you could make
a buttler of cash. And then I started becoming friends
with the owners and the managers of these bars, and
they would have during the saturdays, they I would have

(17:57):
like a three hour break or something in between my midshift,
and I would go walk around and I'd see musicians
getting off stage and I'd be like, Tommy Daily the
best way. But he was a manager at the Mohito
Bay and the Brewery, and I went up to him.
I was like, Tommy, what do you say? You let
me go up there and tell some jokes. It was
like two in the afternoon. Everyone's wasted, and He's like sure,

(18:19):
I was eighteen, Like I wasn't even alloud in the bar.
And I'd go up there and I would do it.
And then I remember coming off the stage, probably not
making any sense, like people were like, what the hell,
look this little kid doing these things. And some guy
came up to me and he gave me like eight
single dollar bills as a tip, and I was like whoa,
and that at that time that was like an hourly rate,

(18:42):
as like a kitchen kid at the board box. I
was like, I just did ten minutes, and this man
gave me eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh your math was math and SIF.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I was like, oh my god, I'm going places. So
Tommy would let me do it every so often. I'd
be like and then I would ask my owners at
my place I work out. I was like, can I
please run over and do like ten minutes that I'll
come right back. They're like yes. And then I started
doing hour long sets at the fish Bowl and I

(19:12):
would just get all these like hundreds of drunk people
listening to me. But were they listening? I don't know.
Did I have an hour prepared?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
So were we both kind of just faking it? Yes?
But then I went to Chicago and I was doing
open mics and they're like, well, yeah, you only get
five minutes. I was like, I only get five minutes.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
You're like, I get an hour at the fish Bowl.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
So I was like, I usually do an hour and
they're like, no, you do five minutes. So I literally
took my hour and it basically was able to shove
down to five minutes because it wasn't it wasn't a
real hour. Yeah, no, not at all, not at all.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I'm going to tell four and a half minutes of
jokes and fifty five and a half minutes of crowd work.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Absolutely, but it was such a like a it built
like a muscle in my brain that if people are
looking at me and they don't like me, it just
don't look good. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, because it's like it's what it is. It's real
life Internet comments.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah it is. And you know people would get kicked
ou because they'd be like shut up, and I'd be like,
you shut up. But I had like all the workers
and security guards were like my homies. Yeah, you would
always have them back. And that's fan I love.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
I love.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
It's like you just you just found your own pocket,
your own.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Lane to do it. It was awesome. And and then
I actually Pride Month is June obviously, and I'm going
back to put In Bay June ninth. It's a Monday,
and I'm doing the show at the boat House and
I'm doing like an hour.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
That's awesome. So it's a it's like a full circle moment.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, And they're actually selling tickets and there's gonna be seating,
which is very rare because usually you know, it's the
fish bowl and they're just like, give me twenty five
bomb shots and then we're gonna sit here and stand
and watch Molly. That's fair.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
I don't I don't think a better way to spend
your your Monday afternoon. Honestly think it'll be a good hit.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
It'll be a bit. I think you should get.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Can you get one of those you know, the car
inflatables with the crazy arms you should have made of yourself.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh my god, that's me and have an outside. This
is what I'm talking about. This is innovation, right, Yes,
this is what we got to do. That that's great.
I bet you could.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
We got a couple, you got a little less than
a month. Yeah, sure, you can call someone props at
SNL and they probably throw it together for you to
help me out. So I'm curious. I'm a big I
was never a stand up guy. I respect it. I
sucked at it. I was much better to improven sketch.
So I went through the hole. Just to give you
my quick background so you know where I'm coming from.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I did.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I did classes at ground Links, never made a cast.
I went through the whole UCB one on one through
four one. I actually moved home before I really start
start started getting into shows. But that's where I kind
of game of the scene and the whole UCB is
where I that's how my brain works. How does your
brain work for stand up?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Is there is? Is it a direct way? Do you
find it? Like?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Do you have a do you have a a the
words escaping me? Like a system that how you like
to and craft an hour or whatever.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
That's a good question. I I talk about this with
my fellow stand ups.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yes, this is the stuff like people. I asked Jeremy
Piven this. He's like, I don't think people wanted to
hear that. I'm like, I don't care. I want to
hear it. This interview is for me because I'm fascinated
how you create your art.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I always like my wallet is also I have a
notebook in it, so it's like I always have a
pen and a paper with me. I usually only go
to that when I'm like about to do a set,
and I'll look at it because I like my I
always jot stuff down my notes app but for some reason,
it's like I remember it better if I physically write it. Yeah,

(22:39):
but I like don't sit down and I'm like, well,
from one to two thirty today, I'm gonna sit at
my kitchen table and I'm going to write stand up
come like, that's not how I work. I will go
to a show that's like a pop up show in
New York, and I'll do like a ten minute set
where I'm like, Okay, I have three things I want
to talk about. Let's just riff on it and do

(23:00):
some crowd work and then maybe I'll get like some
new jokes that I will then put into my act.
How do you then remember it? Do you please tell me?
I always record it, like, because you know I have
Like if someone stole my phone, I would they would
be like, what this person has?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
There's not one nude in there.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Person is issues.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
There's forty five thousand voice memos, so many voice memos.
Twenty two thousand are about Totino's pizza roles for some reason, and.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Then you know most of them are mostly the same thing.
But then you listen to them and you're like, oh,
this word worked better yere than it did over there.
So yeah, I don't sit down and write. If anything,
I'll think of something funny and then I'll be like, well,
I need to do it in front of an audience
because that's when in my mind kind of it's like improv.
It's like that's when I feel on fire and I

(23:48):
can like really make things happen. Like last night, I
did a set for Don't Tell Tell.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
It was that the ice cream shop?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Right, yeah, alleys, Ally's that's awesome. It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
It was I saw I think I saw the picture.
It was either on yours or I'm from Cleveland. I'm like,
what a what an iconic looking picture?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh my god. I'm like, this is like traveling back
in time. But it was a great show, and I
have done these jokes for you know, months now. But
something happened where I add I got like a tag
to it that I just said because I was in
the in the pocket, in the pocket.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
So tonight I'm performing, which will be fun, but it's
from in front of my entire family. Like, let's be real,
I knew that was gonna happen. So that's why I've
waited so long to do a show in Cleveland. You
just not putting it off, putting it off because I'm
like I can't. I love them and they support me,
and I'm so grateful, but I'm actually more nervous than
I was at SNL tonight.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
I think, well, I like, no, dude, you know I'm
picking this. You know who put that there? Carlos by Airga.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I kid you not.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
They were doing uh, they were doing the lowest Guardians
brought because they do a Spanish broadcast of the Guardians
game and during the playoffs they were in here and
they did that. I have not been a to get
it up. Well I might have since October. Please please
pick me. I'm like, I want, I want to bring
a razor blade in. It's it bugs the crap out
of me so much, so please have that.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's nice. Have at it.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
So here's the thing I think. And I'm not a psychologist,
by the way, not a doctor. Not a doctor, but like,
what is that a tag too?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's a production company?

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yes, yes, thank you. I say it all the time
all the time, and I can't figure out where it came.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's at the end of but yeah, not a doctor.
I think.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I think you're you're thinking they're going to judge you,
and you know, but like there's there's this brain where
Molly's like they're going to judge me and think I'm
the worst. But reality brain is like they're going to
support you and love it. And so I think it's
your internal struggle making yourself nervous.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Call it's imposter syndrome. I'm like, I'm like, what the
hell am I I'm like, I should I this is crazy.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
But that means your head's in the right spot. I
have imposter cinema about this job, Like who pays me
to be an idiot?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Every day? On the radio? You have the Crispias voice
and you you just said you did you have the resume?
You just said what you did, Like that's not I
mean people can say that, oh you're on SNL.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, but you flew from the sky like Chris freakin Farley, which,
by the way, yeah, it was that the inspiration behind
that whole bit you wanted.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
To be Farley. It was, yes, I just wanted to fly.
But honestly, I think me being compared to Chris Park
Farley would have been like, like Matt's my childhood like superstar, right, Yeah,
But it is also it's just who I am, Like
my personality is, I'm not like imitating Chris Farley. But
I think that was kind of like one of the

(26:33):
worst things that kept happening to me.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
But it's gonna happen because because you, I mean, you're
just being you, right, and you just happened to like
put off a Chris Farley vibe, and probably because you
watched Tommy Boy fifty thousand times growing up, absolutely and
you referenced Black Sheep all the time, right, and you
watch what was that? What was the movie he did
with Matthew Perry when they were traveling West?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I know, I want to rewatch that because I don't
think I remember that movie.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Wasn't that that was his last movie? I think? Right,
I forget what Home not homework Bound?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
That was what the Dogs? Yeh? But I know, yeah,
I just talked about it.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Listen, we I listened. I was listening to some of
your clips and you and I we can have a
nineties reference off until the cows come home because I
caught your hook reference. Yeah, I caught your all that reference. Yeah,
I h I caught them all. Like, I mean, let's
talk about the fact you were in freaking Allege of
their Own and the Mighty Ducks remakes. Oh are you
kidding me?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Oh my god? The Mighty Ducks was that is a
deep cut? Because okay, it was season two of It's
called Mighty Ducks Game Changers on Disney and Lauren Graham,
who played Laura like Gilmore, Yeah, was the mom of
the kid. And it was like on this set in
Santa Clarita, and I remember it was the first real
acting job.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
That I got, and I'm so this was PRESNL or
pro ok and this is.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Like twenty twenty one, and I remember I'm driving my
car in la and I'm having to drive. It's like
a forty five minute drive to the set or an hour.
I remember having to drive. I'm pulling over to the
side of the highway to foot coolant in my hood
because it was it was I had a hole in
the thing.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Did you buy my car in l A?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh my god? It was a FOURD escape and I
wanted it dead but uh. And then I got to
this set and I was like being treated like gold.
And the only reason, one of the reasons I got
the job was because I could hockey skate. Okay, because
I speed skated for like my whole Chu.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Wait that I thought that was a bit on your
Instagram bio.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
No, I for real was a speed skat amazing Winters
and Lakewood. That's where where I hit the ice.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Like Sonny Button, not Sunny Bono.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
What's chat that guy? I just said it. I just
said a name.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
But all right, so you're on set because you can
speed skate. It's Mighty Ducks.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Well they then they they booked me for the role
and then as like an enemy coach from like who
they were playing. So I actually went up there for
a couple of weeks if I like. But before we
started filming, I had to do hockey practice. Yeah, so
I had to like put on all the gear and
I had a one on one three hour practice with

(29:12):
this like retired NFL player.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Okay, so NFL player, NHL, NHL, that makes sense. Guys
made me tackle him, you know, Lawrence Taylor's teaching me
how to play hockey.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
What No, but it was awesome. It was like so
cool to just skate around and and be.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
In the Mighty Ducks.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Lord. It was so you're in the Lord forever. It
was sick you and Charlie Banks. Yes, yes it's Charlie Banks.
Yes that's fan. I love that so much. It's so cool.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
All right, So I I gotta know how what your
SNL process is like, because I know because I'm a
nerd like you get. They get the stand ups, you
get your writers, you get your sketching, improv guys. How
how did you get on on the radar?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
First off, I think that I have really incredible agents
that found me, Like when I was nobody.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Oh they found you. Yeah, you didn't like send out
that I've done the mailers. You didn't do the mailers.
You were doing shows and they're like, hey, Molly, we'd
like to cut your jib. Yeah, let's get in there.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, and they absolutely, I will be there with them
until I die. That's also the best. But I was like, yeah,
I'd like to audition Forsanel and Sarah Sherman's one of
my good friends. We've known each other for like over
a decade almost because we came up in Chicago together.
So she got us in all the year before me
and she was like, hey, do you want to go
on like a Midwest tour with me? And I was

(30:32):
like absolutely. So we're on tour, we're hanging out. She's
like you should send in a tape toes and and
I was like okay, I'm like, well, I have this
character reel that I did it put in Bay where
I like did it, like really like, I did it
inside the cave.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
I did it on this old Like they're gonna name
this gosh damn island after you do you understand me,
Perry's monument. They're gonna tear it down and they're gonna
build a statue of the inflatable we just talked about talk.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
I talk about Putting Bay in every single everything, you know,
that's a huge part of it is growing up.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
It's where you got your chops. Yeah, it was on
put In Bay, like other people go to Second City.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, he's like putting back, take me to the middle
of the lake.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Let's go put me on Gibraltar Island.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah yeah, no, But I sent in a tape of
a character reel and then they're like, well, we would
like you to audition in this group. So in La
Dynasty Typewriter. Lauren came with like the producers and there
was Typewriter Dynasty Dynasty Typewriter. It's a part of the lago. Okay,

(31:33):
it's just like a nice little place that they put
on this audition. So there's fifteen of us and it
was me and Michael Longfellow and then there was like
a bunch of other like incredible comics like Caleb Herron
was is a buddy of mine. He's now huge, and
he was auditioning Brandon Wardell. I'm blinking on who else.

(31:54):
But then they pick a couple of us from that
to fly to New York the following audition in front of.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Like the traditional legendary audition.

Speaker 7 (32:04):
Yeah, which was truly I was like spooping blood, like
I was, you should probably see a doctor about that.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
That's probably I was like, it's just your anxiety, and
I was like, no, it was, it was just purely anxiousness.
But yeah, then we I was told I didn't get it.
I didn't get that audition to go to New York.
Major was like, you didn't get it, you know, it's
it's not the bend of the world. Okay. So I
go back to my notebook job and I'm making notebooks
in La just at this shop. Wait, I'm just making notebooks.

(32:32):
It's my side gig.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Is it? Was it a like a factory job. No,
it was just like a very chic like, oh, you're
making fancy notebooks, not like you're not on.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
The like with the printer who's like oh okay, yeah,
so I'm making them and I get a call from
him like an hour later and no, no, that was Friday,
he said, I didn't get it. And Monday came around
and the auditions are Tuesday. Monday.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
He called me.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
He's like, they do actually want you to do it.
They're actually going to be fining you out. I was like, okay, well,
I just do the same five minutes. They're like, no,
you need to do it. You need you to do
a new five and I was like okay. I'm like
and when do I leave? He's like, your flight's at
six am and you'll you'll do the audition that that day.
And I was like, cool, cool, cool, cool cool. So
then I left work. I was like, I have to go.

(33:14):
I have to go right now.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Can I take one of these note books with him?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Like? I need to go. So then my friend my
girlfriend at the time, and my who's a comedian, and
my friend Caleb. We just sat there for four or
five hours and wrote myself a good five minutes.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
So what what is your brain doing in this now?
Obviously you're freaking out and pooping blood, but like, what
what what bits are you trying to think of?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Well? I know that they want to see tight, well
crafted jokes but also character work if they want if
I can do both, which I can. So I just
kind of took my best jokes and morphed them into
characters and like created like a five minute piece of
meat that I just and I remember I went up

(34:00):
there and I did it, and they go five four
three two. The producer or Chris Kelly, who is this
for stage manager, puts you out there and Lauren Michael's
and I like Colin Jos's out there. There's like three
tables and they're all in the back of the studio
and you can barely see them and you're not really
supposed to like you're supposed to perform to the camera.
So the camera's huge.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
It's like this, but it's huge, and say the one
on the thing, yeah, the big guy that's They're like.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
They're gonna come. It's gonna come in you and I'm
gonna go five four three two and then you're gonna start.
I'm like, okay, So he comes in, camera comes in
and it's like comes out and you're just like okay,
doing here we go. I'm like, I did the best
five minutes that I humanly that was humanly possible for
Ali Carney, like, I was like, that was it. I
remember walking out and I went to the dressing room.

(34:46):
I was in a Heider Gardener dressroom because they put
you in everybody's dressing room, and I just like closed
the door, has a second with myself, and I looked
at itself in the mirror and I was like, I
think I said out loud. I was like, that was
the best five minutes that you possibly could have done.
So if you do not get it, that's just because
you do not fit perfectly in there what they need
for the show.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
That's exactly what you would want to do. I mean
you you set the goal, you accomplished it, and you're like,
all right, here we go. Yeah, shot shot.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Then we went out and we all got pretty drunk. Yes,
as you should us. We're all like, we haven't eaten
all day. We need to go get food, we need
to chill for a second. And then we had to
wait a week, fly back to New York, flew back
to la flew back to New York. Then you meet
with all the producers, so there's more meetings after that.
Even well, then they cut it down to a smaller

(35:32):
amount of people. Okay, and when I was there, it
was me, Marcelo, Devin Walker, Michael Longfellow, Kira O'Sullivan, and
Chloe Trost. And that year they took Marcello Hernando, Devin Walker,
Mike Alongfow and myself and they took Kira on as
a writer, and then Chloe Trust came on the cast

(35:54):
the following year. Okay, so all of us ended up
getting picked.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
But that's awesome. Well that means it's a good la.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I mean, yeah, it was cool. It was very cool.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
So what was the what did you write then to
when you were there?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Oh, we have to like you can't not write, okay,
like you would get fired? What what was So?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
How did you get into and learn how to sketch
write or did you know what happened?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I think I've left and I still don't know how
to do I absolutely like I have. I would have
nightmares about like why can't I grasp the I can't
get the sketch writing, Like I couldn't figure it out. Yeah.
Rosebud Baker was a stand up. We were like writing partners.
We wrote all like all my updates together and stuff.
Colin Jo just wrote every non sketch I'm in he

(36:34):
wrote it pretty much wrote for me. Colin Jos wrote
almost everything for.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Me most of the well, I'm sure that's how it
goes though, right.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I mean, Colin's the best. He's like a friend outside.
He's like my friend outside the show, which is very awesome.
But he just looks out for everybody and he's a
genius at writings, which is obviously so it was Cha
and everybody. If you've been there for more than three years,
you can write any literally.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
The best of the best when it comes to sketchwriting.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, but it doesn't really transfer over to anywhere else
besides SNL.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
It's and I would think about that all the time Amy.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Schumer Shower, The Chapelle Show. But it's like, it's not
like you can't write a TV show with those skills.
I'm like, whatever, I guess I just did my best.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I mean, you did fantastic. I think I love the
moment you were on it.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Yeah, I mean it's and it's something that was I'm
sure he had got a little skyrocket under your button,
got the career moving a little.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Bit, absolutely, and it definitely like showed me that, like
you really got to put in the hours to do
what you want, right.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
That whole ten thousand hours thing is so true. It
really is, like, so what are you working on? I mean,
obviously your tour and you're doing stand up? What else
is going on with you?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I just booked well the I got Leco from SNL
last July. I auditioned for this CBS pilot. I ended
up getting it nice. We filmed it in November, and
then it just got picked up for a series. Yeah,
it's a there's six of this is an ensemble cast.
Tim Meadows is one of them. Legend so that's pretty awesome.

(38:04):
I get to work with Tim. He's a kidding list.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
That just sorry. I had a flashback. So in college,
I was at the University of Bakron. I was on
eighty eight point one. That's a college radio station down there,
and one time I did a lady's man impression on
the radio. My friends immediately text me and said, don't
ever do that again. So whenever I see Tim, whenever
I hear I think of Tim Meadows. Oh yeah, I
mean I visualize that Tim his whole life. Yeah yeah,

(38:28):
but yeah, he's always the show.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
It's called DMV it's about the workplace comedy based off
the DMV and my character Barb is the manager of
the DMV and it's yeah, it's just a half hour comedy.
He'll be on CBS Monday at eight thirty as your neighborhood. Yeah,
so what was that?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
What was that like to do a like a series show.
What was it your experience like.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
There, I mean, I've never feel happier in my whole life.
Like it was announced the day SNL started the season,
I was not. Yeah, so I was like, all right,
SNL's behind me and now I'm I work on CBS.
That's awesome. And it was a beautiful thing because I
wouldn't have got that job, I don't think if I
didn't have the chops the SNL taught me. Yeah, so

(39:12):
it's really abat.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
It's it's such a machine that it like polishes you
as as a performer or right whatever you get out
of it. It's it's I think it makes you more
polished because I mean, I remember the famous quote and
I'll never forget it. They don't, you know, SNL doesn't
go on because it's ready. It goes on because it's
eleven thirty.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, so you've got to you've got to
just yep, here it goes.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
I mean it's it's I'm not comparing my show to
SNL at all.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
No.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Listen, compare it.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Yeah, but I mean, I thought to be on the
air from two to six, five days a week. When two,
when two starts, I got to have something to come
out of my mouth that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, so there's exact thing.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah, it's a uh, you know, I don't want to
call it quantity over quality, but that's kind of what
it is sometimes because I can't just say nothing on
the radio.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Right And you got to remember, it's like people are
it's this catch sucks or this sketch sucks. This isn't funny.
I wish I missed the nineties. It's like, bro, you
would have been saying that in the nineties with the
exact same thing that's coming out. But you have to
remember that they wrote it on a Tuesday night. Yeah,
then they read it, and then they picked sketches Wednesday night.
They build the wigs and they build the sets and

(40:19):
they cast it and then it literally just goes on
the air. It's wild like those short films that everyone
sees they're like, oh, it could have been funnier. It's like, no, bro,
it was written and then it was filmed in twelve hours.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
It's insane and shot with film quite like it looks
like a movie, a full length feature film.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. So onever those coments from
I'm like, you guys just don't know. No, they don't.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
You don't respect, And I think that's maybe that's why
I'm always like because I've written sketches, I put on
sketch like live sketch shows and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I get you get it.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
But I mean that's true though, when you talk about
everyone everyone has their favorite cast.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, of course, it's usually when you're in high school
or yes, yeah, like and you're really like kind of
understanding who you are and like what is funny to me? Yes,
like my favorite? Like who was your favorite cast, like
Jimmy Fallon or was it more.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I'm a little Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell and Night the
Roxbury Guys my favorite sketch of all time and uh
and Chris k Tan Will and then Jim would show
up for that bit.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
But you, I mean Molly Shannon talk about.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Cherry O Terry yeah, I'll go Tracy Morgan too.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I think mine was more like the Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah, but you and you had what what I'm now
going to sound like a grandpa. I didn't have the
internet to go back and watch. I had to wait
for the Roxbury sketch to come on. I had to
watch it for it to come on.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
You have, like I like the best of I did have.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Some best Will. Yes, I had a couple of those DVDs. Yeah,
but like and that, I think that's how you can
how you can go backwards now like that, you can
go back and watch the Chippendale sketch or the the
Schmidt was it Schmid's Gay? The beer commercial?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Oh, I don't know. Have you not seen that one?
I'm sure I have. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It's it's the beer commercial where Chris Farley and Adam
Sandler are at a pool and it looks like all
these hot chicks are going to come out and it's
hot dudes in thongs and they call it. I think
it's Schmidt. It's and the beer is called Schmidt.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
You can picture it.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, I forget what it is. Yeah, I think that's it.
But yeah, I mean I forgot where I was going
with that.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
But we're just chating.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
So tell me about I love how much you rep
Cleveland and you're you're all about Cleveland. I mean was that?
I mean in one of your first update pieces, it
was all Cleveland bits.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
So what what?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
What is it just because we're from here that we
love to talk about it because they poop on it
so much, we love to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I feel like, yeah, you got to switch the narrative
of like people. I don't know. I just like being
proud of where I'm from. I think the I learned
how to meet myself and be a good person. I
think clevelandes A lot of people here are good people.
It's a blue collar tom Yeah, I love and I
don't know, it's just my family's here. I love Cleveland, but.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
It's and I don't know, it's probably a them thing,
not in us, saying like someone from like I don't know, Nebraska,
you don't hear about them brag about Nebraska like we
brag about Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
It is pretty funny. Like, I know, I understand why
people like I'm from Brooklyn, Brooklyn, you know I'm from LA.
But yeah, people are like, oh, you're from Cleveland. You
guys are really intense. Yeah, Like I've gotten like, oh,
people from Cleveland like love being from Cleveland. Yeah, And
I'm like, it's cool. Why it's cool, It's cool?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
What So what is when you come home?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
What is?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
What is what's the normal routine? Or there's spots you've
got to make sure you hit You got to get
up to the island.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I got to get up to the island. And it's
getting harder. It's getting harder for me. But I'm going
up for that Pride show, and I think it's the
only time all weep want to go up this year
because but my one thing is I get home. I
see my grandparents, see my parents. We have a house
that we all share an here on.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Yeah, from the from the Turkey the Turkey Parade bit.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
So usually if it's summertime or any time really, we're
all there. So I'll probably spend the week there starting
tomorrow night.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Is there is there a food you got to have
as our a restaurant you got to hit like you
have to hit up. That's not that's not the normal, Like, oh,
I gotta go to Slimon's. It's like, yeah, we all
know about Slimon's.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
But like, I'm not that woke on the food thing. No,
Like I always like to go to brune Nuts because
my buddy's on it and I like to support my buds.
I'm like, what do I I like going out and
I like going to Pja mcintires because that's where it
was an old stomping grounds. Yeah, I'm like, where else

(44:33):
do what? Lakewood is? Do you know?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Is it getting harder now? Because I mean you're a lot.
I'm sure your friends are having families now and stuff.
Do you try to get the group together when you
come into town there?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
We're always actually quite good at getting together. Yeah, I'd
say we're we're more like fifty to fifty kit family
and single people. Yeah, yeah, honestly.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I go to the island or I'm with my family.
It's just I like sitting up the lake and jet
skiing and drinking some beers. Are you're drinking these sunscreen on?

Speaker 6 (45:07):
You know?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I love I love a good Jamison. Oh you do picklebacks?

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I do?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I love a pickle after That's probably what I'll be there, Yeah,
because it's hydrating you as you drink.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Mom, just kidd d Sorry, you give me Your mom's
probably doing picklebacks with you.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
You're joking, right, No, but yeah, what's your favorite beer?

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Beer?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Cleveland? Cleveland beer. I mean, I'm a I'm a big
I love an Irish red so I always Conways season,
I'm always down. Oh yes, it's one of my favorites.
And it's gonna sound like a plug. Aways one of
my favorites too.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
It's so good.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I mean it's gonna sound like a plug because they're
in here with us.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
But I love that.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I'm from Cleveland lime beer.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Oh yeah, wait, my mom loves that.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Yes, it's it's like for right now. Conways is not
good for now because it's too hot.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, it's like a.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Nice summary beer that you can have a few of,
you know, because I don't. I'm getting to the point
in my life from like, I've drank a lot of
beer and I still feel fool. I want something light
because if I have too many, I'm going to take
a nap. Yeah yeah, which I end up taking a
nap anyway, But let me have a few of these.
I'm from Cleveland Beers with a nice lime yeah before
I take my nap. But I'm a big bourbon guy though,

(46:17):
that's normally my go to, but if I'm having to
like cris beer, that's the one.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
I go with.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, whenever I get like a big I must have
had like a whiskey or something on the rocks, like
with my agents, like maybe five years ago, and you
know when you like get fixed heated, and they're like, oh,
Molly likes whiskey also that. So whenever I get a
break project, they're always like, send me this, and I'm like,
this is so what do you have it?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Do you just have cases of whiskey and scotch.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
It'll get me really lovely, like whiskey and scotch.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
And I'm just like, you got to start dropping subliminal
hints in there about things well, like I really like Ferrari's.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Right, right, I should damn maybe one day, Yeah, just.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Just drop them in there, like I really like Stone
Cold Steve Austin gold necklaces.

Speaker 7 (46:59):
I did grow up with the Conways, though, did you?
I went to Bernadette, So wait, oh you grew up
with the family.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I'm thinking you're drinking Collndway's Irish air when you're twelve
years old. No, no, no, no, but uh you're talking about,
so remind me of the story. So that's their the boy,
the guy's grandpa, I don't on the bottle.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah right, and it's two the two brothers
on it. Yeah, like in their sixties. Yeah, so you
grew up with those their kids. Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
What was that like? Oh my god, they're the sweetest.
There are five girls and the oldest is two oldest
actually all I'm friends with all of them, but I
would just always hang out at their house. Their house
is always like a free for all because there were

(47:38):
so many kids in the neighborhood was so many kids.
So I don't know, isn't that the best waiting?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Is that how you grew like you just grew up
disappearing through the neighborhood. Yeah, I'll come back when it's dark.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
For Sheila's birthday party. Like when we were in grade school,
we would go to the brewery. Yeah, we could get
a too of it. Like we would go to the
brewery forty year old men. Yeah, and they'd be like, well,
this is where we put the for the longer. We
would be like, wow, that's a big thing of ten.
Can we get from six or what?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
I can't drink this stuff for seven I do.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Like I love I love to go see uh get
a beer from the but are they?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Well, you got to and we've got so many good
Cleveland beers now, Like is.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Masthead Cleveland or no?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Is that I forget?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I forget. I mean it's in Cleveland. Yeah, I don't know,
but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I mean it's not the it's it's not the Complex
and Market Garden is right, not at all.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
That one's huge.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah, but like there's so many different options out there.
It's it's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah, it's cool, it's very cool. I love it. What
was I gonna ask you? I hate when I do
this and the murals all over my two buddies. My
cousin Eileen Dorsey does a bunch of murals in Cleveland.
And she's got a studio at seventy eighth Streets.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Oh that's a great spoties to improv there?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Oh sweet? Yeah? Really yeah, and that place has done
a lot of crazy stuff.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
I don't know if we ever did. I think we
rehearsed there. I don't know if we we did shows
at uh what's it called? It used to be called
the Bevy and town. Winchester, right, Winchester in Lakewood. You
haven't been here for I don't know. It used to
be the Winchester, then they made it something else, and
now it's the Winchester again.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
It's a cool spot.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Cool, Yeah, where were you were going somewhere with that?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
And then we lost it. We lost I just think
it's really cool how many cool artists and creators there.
There's so much. I think that also makes me feel like, yeah,
of course I want to say I'm from clevelandcause look
at all the art right that is surrounding and still being.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah, and the sports doesn't suck anymore, no, and.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
People are building each other up. It's like collaboration and
like it's just very awesome.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Then just to be a part of the Austin it's
like it's I mean, probably if this ends up on
the internet, probably get hate in the comments for this,
but it's like kind of like Austin, kind of like
how Austin, Texas has became art town an art town. Yeah,
I really I think Cleveland always has been. I mean,
we had to find some sort of identity once all
the steal I mean the steel, some of the steels
still here, but once a lot of that industry went away.

(50:04):
It's like, now what are we Yeah, I mean a
second time we did. We did, but now it's not.
And now now it's not, and you're gonna bring it back.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
We're bringing it back, y'all.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
We're getting it back.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
Now.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I'll help.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
You'll get a sledgehamer. We're tearing down Perry's monument.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Monument.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
We're sorry, listen, Yeah, they're get in the wavey ar
the War of eighteen twelve. It happened in the run.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Good job, guys, we're proud of you. Just go, yeah,
just move on. Yeah, it's British man.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
They can't let it go. That's why they lost the war.
They got too cocky. You can't get too cocky.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah, you gotta hud it.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Lynn Manuel is gonna come in there. He's gonna steal
your cannons.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Lin Manuel, Miranda.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Leslie Otum is going to shoot him. I don't know
why I'm describing the plot of Hamil.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I honestly haven't seen it. You've never seen it. I'm sorry,
why I'll put it. I don't know. My mom is
a volunteer at the playhouse. Okay, so she's is your
mama Dat she's retired and she's a retired nurse, hardest
working woman I know n And now she's like, I'm
going crazy. I gotta do something. Now she's a red

(51:07):
coat and she's like, I'm working Hamilton. I love it.
I'm working it so many She's like, I've seen it
like a million times. It's so good. And I think
she worked. When Matato Lane came in to do stand
up there too, my mom was like, I work a
Thetato show, like go girl, pop off girl? Is your
mom your biggest fan? My mom and dad, Yeah, of
course I got to know the best, Like when they
came to ESNL, it was like, truly one of the
best moments of my life.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Did you get to like take that. Did they get
to meet Lauren?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Yeah? I think they did, and Brandy Carlo and my
dad loves Brandy, so they got to meet. And then
I got to take my mom and my dad like
do my like where I get dressed for like the
sketches in them to like the people who make the
wigs and like the ins and outs backstage, and we.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Got to bring him to the set of the DMV.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Now, oh I will Actually, it's so funny DMV is
like not glamorous set at all. It's an old IRS
building in Montreal and like the carpets are stained just
normally from whatever was there. But so it's it's it's it.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Does it take place in the office of the d
m V or like where people get their licenses, So
it's got the whole the whole thing, like.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Driving tests like in the parking lot. Yeah. Yeah, but
it's based in East Hollywood. Is the East Hollywood dm Okay,
so who knows who knows?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Who know?

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Who knows what kind of riff raft's gonna come through there?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
What's coming through?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (52:19):
They can do like they could bring like actors who
are everybody. It's it's like classic like everybody has to.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
What's east of? Where's that's like Western?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Right?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
It's uh right around Western?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
No around? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah, I realized what I did there. Western is a
road I'm thinking when I used to because it used
to go like Kowanga Vine and then I think Western
as you keep going Inland, I think I think.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
You're right because I lived in West Hollywood and I
lived in Highland Park. Okay, when were you there? Uh?
I moved there February twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Okay, oh, what a great time to do that.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
And it was it was no, it was crazy. What
was that like over there? I was, I mean it
was very bizarre. Like luckily it was nice out, so
we were out like go on walks and stuff. But
like you know, waiting outside of the Trader Joe's in
line for like.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Three hours was like just to pick up your grocery order.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Yeah, didn't you guys have to do that? We had
we had a lot of.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Pull up options like the jining what we could do
an online order and then it would give you a
time that you would come get it.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I mean I worked at put in Bay that summer, okay,
because I needed money and I moved. I quit my
job in Chicago and I moved to LA thinking I
was gonna be in legal of their own. Ended up
didn't get the main role. Yeah, found out in a
deflate deflating air mattress. When like the first night sleeping
in La and I was like, it was like Amazing's
like Molly, they decided to go the other way and

(53:42):
I was like.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
No problem, no problem, and you hit the ground just
the phone hangs up.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Okay, I'm gonna be fine.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I'm gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
And then the pandemic happened and I was fine, Yeah,
I needed money, so I was like put in bay
of course, what was it when it put in bay? Everything?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Oh they didn't close it.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Gosh darn thing. No are you kidding? We're wearing bandanas.
I was working like six days a week. Like, was
it just a drunk?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
I mean, yes, it is flying.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
It was just like but I was like, you know what, whatever,
I'm going to take these people's money. I need it.
And the best summers of my life.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
My friend goes camping up there. Yeah, he's a big
camping spot up there.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Yeah. Absolutely, right on the water. It's beautiful. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
We've been going for all right. I want to wrap
it up, but I got like I call my rapid
fire questions. I think they're they're fun. Where did they
go there?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
They are? Oh? What was uh?

Speaker 3 (54:38):
What was an album from your teenage years musically that
you know front to back and listen to track by
track And I'll give you my example to kind of
jump you off. Mine is either the Marshamallo there's LP
or Anema of the State or Nellyville.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Okay, mine was I mean obviously in sync and Backstreet
backstra Yeah, but also like Usher's album.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Which one, uh you remind me Confession Confessions? Oh okay yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Honestly Will Smith like the green disc, the Will's big
Willie style, oh big, the silver one Silver was it?

Speaker 6 (55:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Like that Yeah with Miami and getting jiggy with it
and that was my that was my that tracks that
was Yeah, I love it. That's fantastic because I and
my theory is, I think that's when you get a
lot like your SNL cast musical taste when you're around
we'll call it twelve to sixteen or whatever. That's that
really what forms it?

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Like?

Speaker 3 (55:36):
If you ask my own musical taste, I will say Eminem,
I will say Blanquinity too, and I would say Nelly.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah, I know, I'm likething. I was like falling to
sleep to the Confessions album, and I'm like, why was
I sleep? What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
You got someone else pregnant?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? I'm like, those are dreams,
weird weird dreams.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
What's what's your go to late night snack?

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Ooh? I mean now New York pizza? Yeah, slic like
I'd have late night shows and I'd walk home and
get a slice pizza.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Isn't they're still like yeah, they're like still like five
bucks of slice or something like that.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Sometimes even three bucks. Okay, so that's good.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
And it's late at night, it doesn't matter. I love
Cheetos Cheetos, just regular, not a hot Cheetos.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Not hot crunchy couffee Cheetos.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Can we we're gonna clip that. You're gonna get you
an endorsement for that?

Speaker 6 (56:25):
Well?

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Is that any crunchy fluffy.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Cheetos, puffy crunchy Cheetos just regular.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
I'm gonna little Chester Cheetah coming over your head regularly.
What food do you hate with a passion?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I love I'm not good with spicy food, but I
like to challenge myself, especially my good eaters in New York.
We like to try new stuff, and I'm always dying.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Well, what's the hot food? Indian foods? The hot food there, right,
because like here we have chicken wings on every block.
Yeah you can get the hot wings.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
I'm trying to think there's no one like I have
a passions.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah, I don't know. I really eat everything. I hate olives.
I was gonna say, I can have I like about it?

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Oh no, I hate it all little I like like.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
I like Martini's Dirty Dirty Maltin. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
I know.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I love pickles.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
I'll sit needed jar pickles. But for some reason, olives
I think are the grossest thing on the planet.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Maybe that's just my weird psyching. What's your taco bell order?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Oh, corod drep Supreme beef and I like a good
classic taco Supreme. Yeah, yeah, that's so good. What are
you drinking? The story? The story? Yeah, yeah, I'm a
I'm a big sprite dude. Okay, yeah, are you going
to say because I'm not, I don't.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
I had it code red all day? Oh really all
day with the code red.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I can't. I can't.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Oh duh, I got Well, this is the zero was
really good.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
They means I'm trying to. I'm trying to. I am
losing weight. I've b loosts like almost twenty pounds.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Well, it's a shot. It's fine, Hey, spoty.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Whatever works works, It works, It works.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
But I hate diet pops, but I really enjoy the
zero sugar. The Zero Mountain New Zero. I think it's great.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I like doctor diet Doctor, Oh doctor.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Try the zero. Okay, it's got a bunch of better.
It doesn't have that diety flavor. Yeah you know what
I mean, because like my my whole theory used to be,
if I want to drink a pop, I'm gonna drink
a freaking pop. See.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
I like diet coke.

Speaker 8 (58:15):
My dad.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Wa Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
My wife's a big Dike. She she got the Aldie
brand one time because she thought she would save a
few bucks. It's still on the shelf. One can what
a fool I was?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
It's exactly that was a fool.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
That was a fool.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Were you?

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Were you a generic brand growing up? Or like it
was everything like name brain growing Like in the house,
what would mom and dad buy?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
We would stick with Like we didn't have like a
bunch of money, but we would stick with the class
Like we were getting oreos. We wanted an oreo. Sometimes
were cereals and stuff. Yeah what, uh?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Can can we try something really quick? I'm just and
and if it in free on your art, I don't
want to do it. What's what is the last thing
you wrote down in your notebook?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I just I'll see it.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
I just love because what I would love to hear
is like you say, like rude bag and then when
your hour special comes up, there's the whole joke about
rudabagas like.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
What did I just write down? I just got a
fresh notebooks?

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Look at the leather bat did you make this one?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
This is just no, this is a I worked at
note but coming in Chicago called field Notes, which was awesome.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
But then that's your whole wallet and everything in there.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Huh oh yeah, man, So I wrote down mop closet.
And then I have a card Rummy cards? Oh you
played some Rummy? Do you play ucre no?

Speaker 5 (59:42):
My dad?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
My uncle's Do you know how to play yukre no?
Trying to learn? I just didn't have I don't have
the capacity right now. It's really it's.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Really easy, Okay, I'm going to break it down right now.
All right, So you only go ninth through ace, right,
and it's it's all about winning tricks. It's so you've
got four of you and then ninth three A and
then to start it, you deal out five cards. Everyone
that leaves four remaining right, the top card you flip it.
That is that is eligible to be the Trump cards.
So that's a power suit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
You lost me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
I'm like, I'm like, I think I just like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Next time, next time we're going, I'm gonna bring a
deck of cards. We're gonna have four of us and
we're gonna play what we're gonna We're gonna do a
podcast and teach you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
You that's I would be down for. Yeah, we'll do that.
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
What other family game you guys are? Family game? Family,
family game?

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Family.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
My friend, me and my buddies in New York, we
play cards. Like we'll bring cards to the bar if
we're going out to dinner, we'll bring What are you playing?
We played Ronny Rummy. We all love par Cheesy the
board game. We'll play Monopoly Deal.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
I don't know that one a Monopoly card game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
It's just a card game and it is amazing. Really kids. Yeah,
it's a great game for kids too. Yeah, we love
We're a big fan work. And you can play with
like you said you have three kids, Yeah, you can
play with five people. Perfect. Yeah, I think I'm have
to get it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
My six year old asked us, every night, no matter what,
if we get home, he goes to bed at nine
if we get home at eight fifty, can we have
family game night tonight?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I love that? Like, no, you go to bed? I
love that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Yeah, so we're big game fan. I'm gonna have just
try that one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yeah, that's fun. What else do I have on here? Oh? What?

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
What question did you want me to ask? Is there
a question that that you like you've done a ton
of podcasts before. Is there a question that you've never
been asked that you've wanted to be asked?

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
You might not have an answer, and that's completely no.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I don't think I have an answer one that I
don't like to be asked, and I'm glad you didn't.
It is what impressions I can do because I can't.
I am like, I don't know how many I'm like
I do if they like are like you get.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Asked that regularly?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I think, so do you really?

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
That just feels like I'm making you perform for me
when I do something.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Well, that's because you are we're one. Yeah, like you
because you get you get it. We're not for me.
This is a group.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Yeah, this is a scene. Yeah, I'm not sitting back
watching you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
I mean, I knew you weren't going to ask you. Yeah,
which I appreciate.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Well, next time I will. Yeah, next time, work on
your kramer me next time, if you could.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
One of my favorite show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Blue that you get Blue the bear from Tailspin? Uh
huh no, uh huh you watch tail Spin?

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
No, uh see.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
I have this theory that the nineties cartoons had the
best theme songs of all time. I agree with that,
like Dark Wing Duck Hey, Arnold, Hey, Arnold was great
because that was that was nineties. Was nineties?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Yeah, rocket Power was nineties.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I don't know rocket Power? What what was gummy bears?
Oh see I'm older. There were a little Yeah, that's
where we're missing the Mark Power Rangers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Yeah, but I don't know. I wasn't like, I'm like,
what are these what are these? Weird? Those people? Are those?
Those don't look like actual? That doesn't I'm like, it
looks like a little dance. You're not saving nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Wait, were you worried about insulting the martial arts community?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
That was the word about insulting my own community?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Okay, anyway, all right, so I'll end with this one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
I love Dan with it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Tell me the last time that you laughed uncontrollably.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
Honestly, my cousin group chat is popping off. Yeah, yeah,
what's the what's the source of this hilarity? Our young well,
we have a baby cousin, but our youngest cousin, Charlie.
He's graduating from school tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
High school. Okay, and shout out Charlie. Yeah, totally chuck
call him Charlie, Chuck, Chuck, chuck.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Him Charlie Chuck in the same sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Who knows he's my godson. Old of a cousin I am.
But yeah, we just we have these things where we
just rip on each other all day. Yesterday, I was
just laughing all day long. I don't even know if
I can think of a specific thing. I think just
laughing with someone who knows you very well and you
don't even have to speak, and you're just like laughing
one of the most beautiful feelings.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
I don't this is okay, I don't even know if
this is gonna make sense. But some of my best
friends there's anytime, I don't what what it's anytime we
talk about pepsi. Okay, So we were at we were
at a pizza hutt in Orville. This is like after
a basketball game or something like that, like I high
school basketball game. We're sitting there eating and do you
remember the song my neck my back.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Yeah, So somehow we were talking about it and we
make up our own phrases and my buddy Matt goes
lick my bds and Mike krizzle and the waiter walks
up without a beat and goes more pepsi.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
No, we just lost our mind and now it's forever.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
And now it's forever. It's very like if someone brings
up pepsi, someone just goes lick my and my grizzle.
It's so dumb, but I think everyone's got.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Those sort of things. It's it's kind of growing up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
It's lovely. Well, dude, you were so much fun. I
appreciate you coming in. Break all the legs tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Hell yeah, I hope fun.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
I hope mop closet maybe comes out. Yeah, you never know,
you might riff into it. Well see, I would promote it,
but this isn't going out until after No, that's okay,
But we're gonna get this up and next time you're in,
I'll get you a key card.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I would love that. Just come on in. Yeah, awesome, thanks,
you appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
And now an out of context moment from the Jeremiah Show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
We can't eat human beings. That is against the law.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
It's the Jeremiah Show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
So about Teddy Swim tickets for you on your hook
up station. It's the Jeremiah Show on ninety six five
Kiss FM. Chelsea and Hartville is call her twenty Chelsea.
Good afternoon, Hey girl, Hey Chelsea, you can you can
get up to downtown Cleveland by tomorrow night, right, absolutely,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Teddy Swims is who's in town? Under the sea is
the game? I've I've played a Kiss FM song in
the water. You tell me what this song is by title?
An artists will send you see Teddy tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Right, okay, good luck Chelsea. What song is that I'm
trying to have a song title. It's a Bruno Mars.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Three seconds, two seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
One second with a smile.

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
That is right you, Chelsea, are going to sold out
Teddy Swims at Jacob's Pavilion tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Let's go. I'm for you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
You have the best time in the world. Feel free
to get a couple of face tattoos before tomorrow. If
you want to thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
All right, Chelsea, you have the best time. I'm gonna
put you on hold here, hang on, okay, okay, all right.
I'll get you another pair of Teddy Swims tickets tomorrow,
so make sure you're here. Four forty five will play
the under the Sea game once again. On The Jeremiah Show,
We're ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's be smart about this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
I'm smart, so smart.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
It's time to smart you up, Cleveland. We're not gonna
be the stupid people anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
With Jeremiah's fun fact of the day, here's a fun
fact about hamsters.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
You don't take them to Hawaii because you can't own
a pet hamster in Hawaii. It is illegal. The climate's
too good for hamsters, they say, so if you ever escape,
they can start wild colonies that would devastate Hawaii native crops.
I didn't realize the hamsters were such jerks. It's two
moms in Arizona. Today's GENII of the day. On the

(01:07:10):
Chaiomaia Show, it's ninety six to five Kiss FM. Of course,
Eugenie said, the day someone who's done something so stupid.
Anything you've done pales in comparison. Two moms arrested on
Wednesday after they left the four kids in an unlocked car.
Why they went to get drinks at a bar. Didn't
mean for that to ryme. That's just how the sentence
was constructed. Police found the children, aged six to ten,
alone in the parking lot with a bag of marijuana

(01:07:32):
in the car. The kids told officers they'd been there
for hours. The moms came out of the bar drunk
when police called them. They eventually admitted the leaving the
kids to go drink after initially claiming they just went
to use the bathroom. Both the charge of child abuse
and drug possession. Kids are safe and handed over to
family members. Police said the situation could have been dangerous

(01:07:54):
since the car was unlocked and the kids were alone.
They were probably just expecting the kids to drive home.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
For more, find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at
Chase Show Radio and Weekdays two to six on ninety
six five Kiss FM.