The Show She Almost Killed Him

Paul thinks Andi tried to kill him on 480, Andi thinks Paul's just insecure. Also more with Taylor and Travis! It's National One Hit Wonder Day, and where not to put bacon grease....

Episode Transcript

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You got spitfire. I like that. Friends, Welcome back into the week,
Victory Monday, and Taylor Swift isinvolved in the NFL. The world
is right, I think now.I think everything is coming. We're synergizing

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microphone button there. You tap thatyou leave us a message. Lisa now
joining us on the show. Tellme something that happened to you today,
Lisa. Oh, I got homeworking? Oh? There we go.
So you what makes you get arandom weekday off? Okay? What type
of work do you do? Ido customer service? Okay? What kind
of customers do you service? Like? What industry are you in? Work
at a grocery store? Oh?What does that entail? Like? Are

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people returning the heads of cabbage toyou sometime? What is the role with
that? Like? Let's say Iget home right and I bring I don't
know, maybe I cut open toa mango and that mangoes all rotten and
gross on the inside. Will youtake that back? Now? I just
want to pitch this to you.I will. I will die on the
hill that sweet pickles are the worstthing ever created? Can I come in

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and just can we just dispose ofall those together? I'll get a trash.
Can we'll just put them all onthe trash if they're no good?
No, they're not good because theydon't take sCOD Lasa. Sorry, I
didn't mean to get that aggressive.I've got issues with sweet pickles. He
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you into a ghosted coming up atthree thirty whites and we get left on

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rd. Well, Andy was lefton red. Here's what Paul had to
say, Andy, you're so hotand it would have been great. I
just you literally almost killed us likefive times. He was scared of death.
Why what was she doing? Findout three thirty right here on the
chair on my show. All right, the world is turning the world is
turning upside down. But I thinkthink the world is finally, synergizing.
Is that the red word? BecauseI think Taylor Swift is bringing is combining

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with NFL fans, Swifties and NFLfans coming together because I think, I
think this Travis Kelcey thing is real. If you missed it, it was
all over the internet. Yesterday.Taylor went to Travis's game in Kansas City,
sat in his suite with his motherand his family and cheered like I

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only someone who is romantically involved withI think cheers. Maybe I'm wrong,
maybe I'm reading it wrong, Andthen the breadcrumbs started coming out right.
Travis has a podcast, New Heights, based off of Cleveland Heights, where
you know he and his brother arefrom. He said this a few months
ago, so I was a littlebutt hurt. I didn't get to hander
one of the bracelets I've made forher, made her a bracelet. Yeah,

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if you're up on Taylor Swift concerts, there are friendship bracelets, and
I received a bunch of them beingthere, but I wanted to give Taylor
Swift to one with my number onit. He's playing the seeds have been
planted. This is happening, andI look at it this way. I
look at it as Cleveland is comingto the prominence that we've always that we've
always known, and the world isfinally going to start to respect because if

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Taylor and Travis starts dating, thatmeans Taylor's going to be in Cleveland?
Right, Am I wrong? Andthen, as if it wasn't already out
there in the ether, Adele announcedshe's a Browns fan. I think,
finally all this Cleveland against the worldstuff, the world is finally starting to

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respect Cleveland. Finally. If youwant to see the cemented piece of footage
that makes me think that Taylor Swiftand Travis Kelce here together, go to
our Instagram story now ninety six fivekiss fmacy it for yourself. Tell me
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Show find out why you got ghostdid get into your ghosted? Today?
It's brought to you by Syrilla Aswe've got Andy. She was ghosted by
Paul, so of course she joinedus on the show. First Andy,
Good afternoon, Haker. Oh Hey, what's up? Andy? How are
you? I I've been better?Yeah. To be honest, you know,
I always ask people how they arewhen we start these things and I

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don't know why I do because theanswer is always the same, like could
be better, because this guy's ghostedme and I don't know why. Yeah,
I mean, you know, sotell us about you and Paul.
You know, obviously we've never metyou guys in person. We don't know
your history. Get us to todayfrom from the moment you guys first connected.
Yeah. So we met on adating app, which I feel like

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is just what you do these days, and we you know, which had
us for I would say, likea couple of weeks, and then finally
he asked me on a date andI was super psyched because like the vibe
was really we were very connected,it seemed like. And we met up,
we had some drinks with Happy Hourand he's super cute, super funny,

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like we just I don't know,it just seemed like, oh,
yeah, this is cool, thisis easy, this is fun. And
I was thinking he was going toask me out again. And I've heard
absolutely zips zilch hero not a nothing. All Right, dude, let's do
this. I always I always liketo. It's difficult, but try to

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do it. Try to take astep back, try to look at it
from an objective standpoint, right,don't let your personal feelings or opinions get
involved here anything. If you werelooking at it and it wasn't your date,
they'd be like, this is weird, Like red flags have popped up
reactions. He might have had,you know things you know, uh,
you know, shovels in the backof his trunk, that sort of thing.

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Well, it's funny you mentioned shovelsbecause I he seems like a traditional
guy and he wanted to pick meup in his car, and I was
like, no, I want tobe the one and can troll driving.
You heard these horror stories of likepeople getting into like an uber and then
never coming home, and so Iyou know, you don't know if a

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guy's going to pick you up andlike drive you into the woods and murder
you. So I wanted to drive, Okay, I feel like he didn't.
I don't know. He seemed alittle bit weird about it when we
were in the car, Like maybehe wanted to be you know, like
the Debonair dude picking me up inthe car, but I mean he was
intimidated by the whole thing. Yeah, maybe that's not okay. I mean

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that that's completely possible. So let'sdo this. Well, we'll take a
quick break, we'll come back andwe'll give Paula cole see if he'll tell
us why he ghosted you. Okay, awesome, you guys are awesome.
Thank you. All right, we'llgo two socks. Don't ge now,
then after glass animals more ghosted onthe Jeremiah Show Jeremiah Show on ninety six
five Kiss FM. Your ghost didtoday? We do it Mondays and Wednesdays,

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by the way, and he thinksshe was ghosted because you said you
insisted on driving and you got aweird vibe from him after you were so
insistent on it. Yeah, Ijust yeah, he seems to not be
so into it. I wonder ifhe was like offended or something that I
wasn't letting him be the man.You know, it could be it could
I mean, there are a lotof sensitive, insecure little men out there

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in the world. Maybe he's oneof them. All right, let's give
him a call. I want youto stay on the phone while I get
paul A called, but don't sayanything right away. He's a little more
honest if he doesn't know you're there. And at some point we'll we'll reintroduce
into the conversation here. Okay,okay, got it, Good luck,
Thank you? Hello, Hi,looking for Paul. Is Paul available?

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Yeah, Paul, Paul. Hey, It's the Jeremiah Show ninety six five
Kiss FM, the radio program.How are you, sir? I'm good?
What what's up? Hey? Paul? Calling you because we just talked
to someone named Andy. Andy said, you guys went out and you ghosted
her afterwards, and she's looking fora little bit of closure. So we're
kind of here on her behalf topossibly get that closure and find out because

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she doesn't know why why you ghosted? So why did you ghost? I
mean, this is weird, sure, but okay, I guess if I
gotta just kind of come out andsay it. She was. She was
a horrendous driver, quite literally,maybe the worst person I've ever seen behind
the wheel of an automobile. Shementioned that she she drove on the date,

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and so you're thinking this wasn't agood idea because she's not great at
it. I could not care lessif someone drives on a date, like
drives me around. I like that, you know that's I want to feel
special? Yeah, And I youknow, I want to I want to
preface this. I'm a scumbag likeI. You know, it takes a
lot for me to not like alady, especially I for on a day

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and doing all that stuff. Butlike she she literally almost were ended like
five different cars, and I Ialmost threw up because she was going so
far. It felt like she wantedto be a NASCAR driver. And I
just I for my own personal safety. Yeah, I never want to see
that woman again. Okay, wellyou don't have to see her, but
you may have to speak to herbecause she is on the phone. I

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forgot to mention that when I firstwhen you first answered my bead, Andy,
So it's not it's not that youdrove, it's that you are a
bad driver. No, no,uh, I am a I honestly,
I just think he doesn't like apowerful woman. I am very skilled driving
a car. I my dad was, actually, what did you just yell

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lies? Paul? Yes? Becauseshe is lying. No, I thought
you were the scumbag. So maybeyou're the one who's lying. You're self
relamed, right, not all thisbs about? You know? No,
Andy, you're so hot and itwould have been great. I just you
literally almost killed us like five times. Come on, oh my god,

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I didn't know you were a grandpa. Like what do you drive like fifty
miles an hour everywhere you go?Like, dude, relax, you're a
little bit over the top. Yougot spitfire. I like that. I
think that's hot. Still, you'reI frankly, you know I'm gonna put
this out there. If I candrive the next time, I'll go out

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again. You know, give mea second chance. I'll give you a
second chance. You know. Ilike the energy. I just I don't
want to die behind a car becauseyou've decided that we need to take it
like, I don't need you tobe ricky. Body, do you recall,
like, help four seconds ago yousaid you were a scumbag. Why
would I ever go out on adate with you? He's embarrassed. She's

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on the radio. I'm calling herout. She's decided to get all defensive.
You know she's gonna text me afterthis go oh, I'm so sorry.
You know, I can't believe Isaid all that. It was the
pressure of the moment. Whatever,trust me, I will never speak to
you again. I can't even imaginehow you get dates. Like Wow,
it sounds like you have mental problemsor something. Okay, I am completely

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sane. I think you're the insaneone that you had like call into Kiota.
I drive with a powerful lady inthe car, which goes real fast.
Like dude, It's like, Ifeel like you are probably the least
fun dude I've ever been out with. So's the woman who needed to call
up a radio station the ass WhyI wasn't responding you. You went out

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of your just probably took base toset up. You're coming to me,
you know why? Because I don'twant to let jerks like you get off
the hook of just ghosting. Justsay it's the truth. And now that
I know the truth is pretty pathetic. So it's kind of hilarity. You're
wearing out the radio. There wasno sweet felt. Oh my lord,
ladies, good luck with this guy, because he's not very exciting. All
right, I'll be waiting by thephone when you text me in half an

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hour or whatever. No, that'sdefinitely not happening. Six five Sit,
You're on my show on ninety sixfive Kids have fam Cleveland's number one hit
music station, Happy Monday. Welcomeinto the program. We guess having floors
of health tickets to give to you. Tis the season after all, the
Chicago County fair Grounds hooking you up, coming up after four thirty, We've

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got you there. How about todayis one of my favorite days of the
year. It's National One Hit WonderDay. Yes, I know it's National
Daughter's Day as well. I didmy post It's fine at JHA Radio,
but it's National One Hit Wonder Day. So I thought it'd be good.
Let's go back and look at thebiggest one hit wonders of the two thousands,
because some of these songs I completelyforgot about. This is technically a

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one hit wonder. Guys, Iremember when I remember Narls Barkley, Danger
Your Mouse and Cela Green Crazy fromtwo thousand and six. I'm gonna have
to make it. There's actually ifyou go to the iHeart Radio app,
it's free. By the way,you can listen to this program. It
spoils podcasts and whatnot. They've gota channel right now for all the one

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hit wonders out there. Narls Barkleyfrom six a year before back in oh
five, this one it was allover. I swear every contestant that was
eliminated from American Idol that year inoh five, they just kept playing the
song over and over again and overand over. Acake Daniel Powder Bad Day.

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Kind of kind of a balance,not gonna lie to tell me this
cast me, I'm sorry to doit, and don't don't don't spew hate
on me playing White T's one hitwonder I'm sorry. It's true. It's
true. You can say, hey, it is a strong word, but
I really really really don't like youas no sorry, one hit wonder hit

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the City. I'm a thousand likethese guys sip girl tonight you look so
pretty? Yes you do? AmI A? Where did m I A
Go? But this one was abanger back in oh seven. It's a
national one hit wonder day. MI A from Britain? I love this

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one. Where's the m I A? Ben? I could go for some
of our m I A. Personally, I don't know what was bigger in
twenty eleven or twenty twelve. Youtell me. I'll tell you what you
tell me. If there was abigger song in those two years, in
these two songs. If you're onthat free iHeart radio, I have a

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little talk back microphone there it's amicrophone button, maybe a message and tell
me which one was the bigger onehit? Wonder which song was the bigger
monster? Was it this one?Carly Y, Carly Ray maybe with Jepson
called me maybe Carly Ray Jepson orgo tier. This guy just did a

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song, painted his body and disappeared. Never heard from him again. I
think he's from Australia. So thereyou haven't happy one hit wonder day.
Jump on that free iHeart Radio ifyou can see some of the biggest one
hit wonders in the history of musicUS ground. Coming up next, we'll
send you to seven floors of Hell, the County Fairgrounds actually number one sixty

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ninety six five Kiss did Jeremiah Showninety six five Kiss FM, Halloween is
here? That means all week onthe show, we have tickets for you
to go to seven floors of Hell. Ashley's shout to win is right now,
Ashley, Good afternoon, hagirl,Hi Ashley, Let's play the Google
feud. We'll send you to sevenfloors of hell if you can win my

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little game here. Are you excitedfor Haunted House season? Yes? Yes,
all right, Well let's see ifwe can hook you up with one
of the best. What I haveare the ten most common phobias, according
to our iHeart AI here. AllI want you to do, I don't
know what. Anything. Three giveme three of the top ten most common
phobias in the world will send youto seven floors of hell. All right,

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my fierce spiders, one of thosefierce spiders. That is the number
one answer, Ashley. Look atyou see, you're gonna be good at
this. Fear spiders is number one. Two more and you win. Fear
of heights. Fear of heights isnumber three. That's good. That one's
called acrophobia, by the way,in case you are wondering interesting, all
right, one more for the wayin Ashley, like classrophobia, I don't

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know, like the fear of likeclothes in spaces, the fear of closed
in spaces is not that's okay.We'll give you three strikes here. So
you've got one strike. You onlyneed one to go. We've got fear
of heights, We've got fear ofspiders. What else are we scared of
in this world? Good commitment's noton there. I'll let you know.
Commitments not on there. Fear ofdeath, fear of death. No,

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that one's not I'll get Let megive you let me give you a hint.
Go back to living things? Whatare what? Living things? Are
people scared of things that live andbreathe that are not spiders that maybe don't
have legs, that maybe have longtongues that maybe wrap around snakes. How
did you figure it out? Ashley? You win? Yes, you're so

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smart. There you go. We'lllook you up. Seven floyds of hell
Kaga Caddy Fairgrounds, four pack ofthree Haunt patses for you. Have the
best scary time there. Okay,you try not to pee your pants,
but I'm not your mother, Alight, I'm gonna get more info from you.
You sit tight, Actually, hangon. We'll do more tickets for
you all week on The show wentagain tomorrow, four thirtieth Kiss Cleveland with

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Jeremiah's fun fact of the day forsix kiss up out All right, A
little little animal knowledge nugget here thatmight make you feel It makes me feel
weird. I know that much.Penguins Do they have tongues? Yes,
apparently they have very specialized tongues thatare rarely ever seen. They don't extend
out of their beak. Penguin tonguesare covered with lots of little spiky spines

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that all point backward into the throat, so that when a penguin catches a
fish, it is gripped by thespines and it cannot escape. WHOA,
I'm just thinking of spiny penguin tonguesand it makes me feel weird. Jem
Show on ninety six five Kiss FM, Cleveland's number one hit music station,
with your genius of the day,someone who's done something so stupid. Anything

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you've done pales in comparison. Ihad a great dumb criminal story line up
until Maya from Sales you know whereshe hangs out from time to time send
me a tech said, Hey,sorry I missed you today. There was
a fire in my building, soI'm out the rest of the day.
Upside down smiley face. Well,what happened? Is everyone okay? Obviously?
The first questions I asked after Isaid a few curse words, she
said, yeah, no injuries,just tons of smoke from a dummy who

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burnt their bacon, then panic anddumped it still smoking directly in the trash.
Shoot. We know where we can'tput hot bacon Greece, right,
trash shoot is on that list ofplaces. Also, don't put it down
the scene. Put it in acup like my grandma used to do,
Harden it and then use it forgreen beans later. Come on people.
Thanks for listening to The Jeremiah Showon demand the show find us on TikTok,

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