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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Cleveland, get naked. That's what she's just requested. This this
(00:09):
is for you. It's a chair of my show, and
this is how you'll do it on my least day.
Five off boys outside. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I had
a nice coffee, but I always have a nice coffee.
Welcome into the program. A ton of hookups for you, guys.
We're gonna send you on the coast. They got the
cool Star Wars Exhibit two forty five will get you
(00:29):
with that. Also whiskily for Shawn Paul tickets on the way,
and just announced today Maroon five coming to Cleveland in November.
Those tickets go on sale Friday. We'll look hip at
four forty five on the show with those. If you
don't want to wait and you want to get hooked up,
headed to the website naty six five kissfm dot com
the contest pages there. Got the good good tickets for
you there as well. So we got all the hookups.
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So uh you it's your turn. What are your good vibes?
Tell me about your weekend, Tell me what you're excited
for this week's texting in are calls the same number
two one six five seven ninety six five Oh to
Jeremiah Show. Your summer party station were ninety six five
Kiss FM, Spread and good vibes with Chelsea with the
good vibes. Now, Chelsea, tell me something good that happened
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to you today in your life.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I got to meet my new baby.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You got a new baby?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, boy or girl?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Chelsea's beautiful a girl.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
She's beautiful little girl named Jeremiah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Unfortunately not that'd be a strange name. What's the baby's name, Hailey? Okay,
did you bring Haley a gift?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Well?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I brought mom coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I was gonna say, yeah, bring mom coffee, sushi, wine
or lunch me. Those are all the things she couldn't
have for the past ten months, right, absolutely well, if
she is this her first kid, her or herd, so
she knows. I was going to tell her to educate
her on the pump and dump, but she's probably an
expert by Now, get you down a Coatsai coming up
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at two forty five on the Jeremiah Show. They got
a really cool Star Wars exhibit and you can get
the family down there for the summer on six five KISSFM.
That's us, by the way, we also spread good vibes,
good things happening in your life. Serena is in the
land joining us right now. Serena, tell me something good
that happened to you today in your life.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Not that much actually, like you know, the kids about
a fool So I'm hanging with the kids and you
know nothing much have you done?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The plastic pool in the front yard from Dollar General.
That's one of my favorite life hacks as a parent.
You go, you literally go any dollar store. It doesn't
have to be a Dollar General. You know that little
crappy plastic pull. It costs like five dollars. No, yeah,
call find one of those. You fill it. You filled up.
You just sit in the front yard. You get to
have cocktails and watch your kids run around. It's fantastic.
I took that's a life hack moment for you, Serena.
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You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
We're playing as Junior Jedi Sunboard on the jere On
Maiyah Show. It's ninety six five Kiss FM and Tonio
and Lakewood Is College twelve and Tonio, welcome into the program.
How are you, I'm good?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm lovely? Antonio? Are you a team green or red lightsaber?
What's what's the best lightsaber out there? I like green.
Gotta go with the green one because you're good. You're
good at heart, Antonio. All right, so we're playing Zay's
Junior Jedi soundboard. That's my seven year old. So I
wanted to have you, guys guest noises from the Star
Wars world. But I didn't want lawyers to like sue me.
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So I had my seven year old make some noises
that would appear in the Star Wars world. Figure out
what noise he's making, and we'll send you down to
co Sign Columbus for this Star Wars thing. Okay, here's
the noise he made for you. Hey, Antonio, what noise
in the Star Wars world is he tried to make? There?
I'm gonna guessa. Oh that's right, Antonio, are you I
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told him to make a chewy noise, and that's the
noise he made. Congrats, dude, you're hooked top all right,
thank you, You're welcome. We'll get you four tickets to
go to the unofficial Galaxies down at Columbus coast Side.
They're there through the first Antonio, hang on for me
more hookups on the way Cleveland. How about just ten
after the hour. Here, just a few minutes away, we'll
get you a thousand bucks. We're paying your bills on
ninety six five. Kiss.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Stop staring at that ride receipt and that's a Jeremiah.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So fine out why you got ghosted? Now for a
famous ghost story.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You've been left on red. You are completely lost. You
DM me, we try to fix your relationship. That's essentially
what the plan is with ghosts. It does it go well,
We'll worry about that after this one. Gwen joins us
on the program. Now, Gwen go to afternoon. Hey girl,
Hey girl, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Gwen?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So tell me what What's what's happened with you and
Ross so far? What has transpired, how you met, dates,
you've been on, any sneaking suspicions you want to throw
in there as well, I'll take uh tell us.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I mean, it's so weird because we really hit it off.
We went to dinner, you know, we met online.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
We had some really great exchanges, you know, dms and stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Like that, and then he finally asked me to dinner.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And I love that he bit the bullet.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
He wasn't just like, let's go have a coffee and
testing the waters. He was all in and we went
to dinner. We had a really great time. We were
really connected. You know, I loved you know that he
had a relationship with his family and that they're really close.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So being close to family is important. That's an important
thing for you, for sure.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
For sure, it's totally and it's like a game changer
because there's something wrong. That's a red flag if somebody
doesn't get along with their family.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, no, I am the same. I agree. Let me
do this. Let me give Ross a call here. I'll
have you stay on the phone with me. Don't say
anything right away, though. Let me chat with him first
before we introduce you back into the chat. Okay, all right, okay,
that's fair. Good luck.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Hi, is Ross available?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's me, Hey Ross, It's Jeremiah from The Jeremiah Show
ninety six to five Kiss FM. Hello. How are you Hi?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
How are you good? I'm well? Thank you? Hey, I
get I just need a couple of minutes of your
time if you can chat about a girl named Gwen.
Did you goes to a girl named Gwen? Yeah? Yes, yes, yes, yes?
Why man?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
That date cost me four hundred dollars ay.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That's expensive. Okay, well you actually can you hang on,
let me play one song and then come back and
can maybe even break down the cost analysis of this
date because I've got a lot of questions. Four hundred bucks,
that's a lot for one day. Okay, More ghosted three
minutes away from right now. It's ninety six five KISSFM.
The date cost him four hundred dollars. That's what Ross
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said when we talked to him about Gwen. He ghosted it.
It's a ninety six five Kiss FM. Obviously in the
middle of your ghost hit here. So, Ross, why did
your date with Gwen cost you four hundred dollars? I'm
assuming you didn't take her to Marble Room downtown and
just get a big old Tomahawk steak. What was so expensive?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What was so expensive was a cleaning bill. I got
in my car the next day and there was glitter
in every crevice, and there was glitter everywhere. I had
to have my car professionally clean.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's what the four hundred dollars was. Wow, Okay, well,
Gwen's on the phone. I might I forgot to mention
that when we first chatting, Gwen, what did you put
let off a glitter bomb in this guy's car. What happened?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
So wait a second, So you've been ghosting me because
you were to get your car clean.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What I'm doing?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
There's glitteral I don't I'm not really into glitter myself
and somebody who does that with the Uh yeah, that
was a big turn off for me that there was
a glitter bomb in my pat glitter bomb.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, So what you're saying is you don't.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Like girls to put effort and make themselves look nice
for you. Is that what you're saying? You wanted me
to come looking like a swab.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
No, I think there's a difference between slob and no glitter.
I know lots of girls who don't wear glitter and
are not flob.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Well, no, I'm telling you you must be waiting girls
but don't take care of themselves. You know, I just
can't mean I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Like that youre what I just I don't. I don't know,
like your appearance must be super, super super important to you,
and that's you know, I mean, well, you know that's
not the ninety one.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Rough Let me speak ros.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
If my appearance wasn't important to me, you probably wouldn't
have put down my photo. Like if I was a
slobby girl with no glitter, you probably wouldn't have like said, yeah,
let's go out on them. So don't tell me that
looks aren't important to you. It's like and of course
glitter is a is a very important accessory for many
many reasons.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
And if you want to know.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
The real reason why glitter bombs at myself?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Do you want to know that? I would like to know, sure, Sure.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Because I want to see if you're married with a family?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
What wait? Wait, what does what does glitter have to
do with him being married? And have? Okay, let me
start here. Are you married and do you have a family? Ross?
Can I ask that question?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
You can ask No, I am not okay, what does that.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Have to do with glitter? Gwen? I'm confused.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I don't know because if I'm doubted in glitter and
I am with like I go and hang out with
a guy and you know we're sitting close to each other,
or I'm in this car that I am going to
get glitter all over the place, okay, and and and
I love glitter, by the way, but it also acts
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as a way to out the guy to his wife,
because glitter will be everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Wait is this glitter bait? Is that what's happening right now?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I guess it's called glitter bait, I guess, but basically
it's so it's so for me. When I hear that
ros Get's really defensive over all the glitter, and then
he got his car cleaned up right away, there's like, oh,
wait a second, maybe he's trying to hide something. And
but I but truly, I do like to take care
of myself and look pretty, and I am and that's
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why rock like probably clicked on me. But but I
also am trying to because I've gone out with too
many guys and they are they have the girlfriends and
because and they have wives, and I'm tired of it.
So I love that it acts as a way to
kind of out the guy with somebody.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Just to just to some this whole thing up. You.
You've encountered too many dudes who are being who were
being unfaithful to their wives and going out with you.
So your solution is this new glitter bait. I don't
know if I made that up, but it seems to fit.
So you glitterbate the guy to see to see if
they're cheating on their wives with you. Yeah, okay, yeah,
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there it is. Well, there's there's the reason for all
the glitter. Ross, what do you think? Uh, you know,
respect to Gwen.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Gwen and I are not really a match, but I
wish you're all the very best.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Oh wow, wow, wow, Okay, you know what. I am
so glad this went down this way because I I
I'm glad that Ross and I are not a match
because I would never want.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
To date something like that. And you know what, he
probably is married. He's probably is married with the two kids.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
So slide into our d MS at Jayshow Radio and
we'll get to the bottom of it on the Jeremiah Show.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
So Jeremiah Show on ninety six five Kiss FM, got
my friend Katie from Parma here. Hey Katie your colored
twenty you're gonna whisk leave and Joan Paul, Oh my god, yes,
let's go. Have you melted into just a puddle of
Katie today? Yet? I mean yes, Do you have any
life hacksports? Do you want to share? You have the airwaves?
(11:19):
Don't say bad words, but do you have any life
hacks for the people on how to stay cool out? There.
It's probably not radio friendly. I'll do it. I'll bleep
it if I have to. Then Katie, let's go, come on.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Say I was gonna say, just get, you know, unclothed,
just getting dude.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You could say, you can you can believe it or not.
You can say boobs on the radio, Katie say boobs.
You can say either of those things. There's a select
few words you can't say. We don't have to cover those.
But boobs and wiener you're okay there. And naked you're
fine too. So there you go. Pert Katie's instructions, Cleveland,
(11:55):
get naked. That's what she's just requested.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That's absolutely true.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
There you go. Well you have a blast. You probably
have to wear clothes to Blossom for whisk Leaf and
Sean Paul. But I haven't read the Blossom rules.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I have any either.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I'll look into it.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Look into it. Hang on for me. I'm gonna get
your info. We'll have more of those tickets for you
tomorrow on the show. Guys, but how about we get
you a thousand bucks next we'll pay your bills. At
four to ten on ninety six five KISSFM, we your
summer party state. We're in five just announced today they're
coming to Cleveland in November. We've got your hookup. Of course,
before you can even buy the tickets. That happens Friday.
We've got your tickets all week. Here in the chair
(12:27):
on my show. It's ninety six five kids. Apt them
your hookup station. I need your help because I'm an idiot.
So I was showering today, and I blame this. I'm
not a leg washer, like below the knees. I just
kind of let the soap do its thing as it
washers off of me. For some reason, I decided to
(12:48):
wash the shins and the feet and the calves today,
and as I did that, I got water in my
ear for the first time since I was probably fourteen
years old at the public pool and been up on
there on the hill. Shout out, rimman. I have water
in my ear to this moment, and I can't get
it out. I need your help, like it's been it's
(13:10):
been too long since I've had to get water out
of my ear. I don't know how to do it.
I was banging on my head that I was feeling concussed,
so I stopped doing that. I've like shaken the head thing.
I'm sure, like walking through the offices here, like the
people who work here are looking at me, like, what
is what is this guy doing? Is he okay? Does
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he need to be on some sort of medication? Is
he ticking? Is he doing something? No, I'm an idiot
and got water in my ear because like how I
tilted my head, it just went right right in the
canal and right where I don't even know what it does.
Like where is the water at? Why is it stuck
in your ear? Any e? NT's listening to the show.
(13:51):
And if I need I need to know it's It's
twenty twenty five, right, we're we're half a step away
from flying cars. I don't put gasoline in my car.
I have an electric car. There's not an easier way
to get water out of your ear. Can someone please
help me here? I need your help, Cleveland doctor or not.
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I'll take any advice at this point. Color text two
one six ninety six five. Oho, you're on the app there,
hit that red microphone and tell me. You can tell
me I'm an idiot first, but then tell me how
to fix the problem. Okay, So share out by show
ninety sixty five Kiss FM roon five tickets on the
way here in just a couple of minutes. Don't go anywhere.
Let me get to Christine on the program. Christine, you're
a nurse. Where do you nurse at?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I work for Cleveland Clinic?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Can I work for in your nose.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And Specialty Chriminal?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh so this is right. It's a thank you for
being a nurse. We love you tremendously for that. That's
that's right up the rip. Now Christine, how do I
get this gosh dang water out of my ear? It's
driving me insane. You can call me n idiot first
if you want to.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
By the ways, this is what we call swimmers ear.
Stop trying to get it out instead add something to it.
So at your pharmacy, there's something called de Brock do
e b r o X and it might even say
swimmer's ear on it. Or don't get the one for
earwax removal, get the regular one.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It is an ear drying potion of sorts.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
It's basically alcohol that you're putting any.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
On the water. Oh wait, we got we got some
tequila in the kitchen. I can fix this in three seconds.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
We're on kind of alcohol. But I like the way
you're thinking, so you want I think it's I think
that most of the ingredient and it is isopropyl alcohol. Interesting,
don't use isopropyl alcohol. Go get the D Brocks because
it's formulated specialty, especially for your ears.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Okay, D Bros. Is the life hack on that bad
boy d b r o X. So I don't need
to smack my head against any walls. I don't need
to shake it or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Now, actually quit doing it. You're causing more harm than go.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
An educational moment on the show. Thank you, Christine, Thank you.
I'm sure I helped out at least one mom driving
back from the pool today, right, I hope. So look
at that we're doing.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Keep it on hands, your dad, you should have this
on hand.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
You ain't kidding girl. All right, I appreciate you so
much again, thank you for being a nurse. I love you.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Bye. All right, Cleven, stick around, look at that D Brox.
Get some of that for your life. Let me get
you Maroon five tickets. He's and beat the box office.
We'll hook you up right after Jeremiah fifty cents. It's
ninety sixty five. Kiss FM. So Jeremiah Show commercial free
on ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's talk to College twenty.
We got Bryson and east Lake with us now. Bryson,
good afternoon, How are you? I'm good, Bryson. I'm fantastic.
(16:24):
We're playing five seconds for Maroon five. I've got three
songs that I've smashed into five seconds worth of audio
for you. Tell me all three of these Maroon five
songs and you're going to see them in November. Sound good?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
A lot going on there, Bryson. What songs did you hear?
I don't even know, no, lie, not even taking a
shout in the dark. Well, hey, I appreciate you listening,
so I hope you have a great day. Bye bye, two, one, six, five, seven, eight,
ninety six five? Oh'd you hear those three songs? Five
seconds worth of Maroon five? Because go you Maroon five
(17:04):
tickets on your hook up station. We're ninety six five
Kiss FF. Nick and Medina up next. We're playing on
ninety six five Kiss FM. It's see chair A Maya show. Nick,
Good afternoon, How are you, my friend? Good are you?
How moist is Medina right now? Oh my god? It's
so freaking humid. It's like walking through a wet blanket. Right, Oh,
all right, here we go. Let's play for Maroon five.
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Beat the box office tickets. They're coming in town November.
I've got three Maroon five songs smashed into five seconds here.
Tell me what all three songs are. You're going to
see them? Sound good? Got it? Good luck? Brother? For
Maroon five tickets. What three songs did you hear?
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
God, I heard moves like Jagger and then I'm it's
too mashy. I don't got it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Na, Well, I appreciate you playing. Nick. Have a great day, stay,
stay dry out there as best you can. Hey bye, two, one, six, five, seven, eight,
ninety six to five. Oh do you know it? Cleveland?
I mean, if you're a true Maroon five thing, you should, right,
good luck. It's ninety six five Kiss FM. Five seconds
of Maroon five for Maroon five. Here, so Jeremiah showing
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your summer party station? Where ninety six five Kiss FM.
Let's talk to Ashley and Garrettsville. Ashley, Hey girl, Hey,
all right, it's five seconds of Maroon five. I got
three songs in here. Tell me the title of all
three you'll be going to see Maroon five in November.
Sound good, great? Here we go, Good luck, Ashley. What
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songs do you hear?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I know too? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
I think maybe payphone, it's like Jagger and Memory.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
It's not Payphone's not in there. It's not in there.
But thanks for playing.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I Nick in north Ridgeville. You're up next, dude? Are
you up to the task? I'm ready? All right? Here
we go here three songs five seconds worth of Maroon five.
You figured it out, you're going to see him? Here
we go, Nick, beat the box office. Maroon five tickets
are on the line. What three songs do you hear?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
I think it's move like Jagger?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
What's memory is? And sugar m But thanks for playing.
Appreciate you. Deane and Madonna. We're to you now. We've
been through quite a few people. How confident are you?
You know these songs? There we go, three Maroon five
songs in five seconds. Tell me what these are? All right?
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We've stumped everyone so far? Will we stump Dianne? What
songs do you hear? Friend? Okay, moves like Jagger, harder
to breathe? And Memory? That is one hundred percent right.
You're going to five. You are true Maroon five stand
those are hard man, I'll admit it, it was you
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have a blast all the way to November. You've won
your Maroon five tickets before they can even be purchased. Congratulations,
my friend.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh so exciting.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Thank you. Hey, you are so welcome. Thank you for listening.
Hang on, I'm gonna get that info and we'll get
more of those for you tomorrow. Guys for forty five
will hook you up. But how about I get you
a thousand bucks next? Yeah, we're back to paying your bills.
What we do at your own cup station ninety six
to five, Kiss afterm you. Guys, let's be smart about this.
I'm smart, so smart. It's time to smart you up, Cleveland.
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah's
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fun fact of the day, let me tell you why.
When I opened my work email today, I just saw
the prompt Idaho beaver drops. Thank you TikTok doom scroll,
because that was the thing in nineteen forty eight. The
Idaho beaver drop was a unique wildlife relocation effort. In
nineteen forty eight. This is where the Idaho Department of
Fishing game use surplus World War Two parachutes to air
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drop live beavers into remote wilderness areas. Now. The goal
was to repopulate regions like the Chamberlain Basin, which difficult
to access by land, with beavers that could manage water
flow and create wetlands. The operation was surprisingly successful, with
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most of the beavers surviving the drop most of and
adapting well to the new environment. It remains one of
the most unusual and creative wildlife conservation efforts in history.
I'm not joking, guys. I want you to google it. Google.
I want you, with your fingers right now to type
in Idaho beaver drops. You don't even have to do
(21:31):
it on incognito, Wigdow, You're welcome. Assault with a delicious weapon.
Tie for your genes to the day. On the Jeremiah Show,
We're ninety six to five Kiss FM, your summer party station,
a seventy year old man in Spain attacked officers with honeybees.
He was pulled over for not having his seat belt,
and after a breath test had showed he'd been boozing
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it a little bit, they asked him to repeat it.
He said no, said a bunch of bad words. In Spanish,
threaten them open his van, and swarm of honey bees
stun the police officers so many times they had to
run to a restaurant to hide until help arrived. Driver fled,
was caught and then released on bail for some reason.
Maybe in Spain they do things differently. Doctors did treat
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the officers, they're okay, and some people are reporting that
he's already been cleared of assault, although that has not
been confirmed. Where did the bees go though? Did the
bees attack and go back in the van, because if
he drove off, I have many more questions. If anyone
knows a Spanish beekeeper who's seventy, let me know. Thanks
for listening to that Jeremiah Show on demand.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
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