Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
So they say toilet go.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is this is for you. It's a chair of
my show and this is how you'll do it on
my eastic side. All off tsits Tuesday. Welcome into the program.
So glad you're with us. We'll get you hooked up.
Coming up into two forty five is what we do
as your hook up station gets you to that sneak
screening freak here Friday at Great Northern Mall, Phoenix Theaters.
(00:27):
There we got you covered there. But I want you
good vibes, good things happening in your life. Listen. The
whole philosophy behind this is there someone out there probably
listening right now. Maybe they're having like an eight of
a day. They want to be up to a nine
or in ten, maybe they're having a two. You want
to be too. Three. Hearing people share their good vibes,
even small things going on in their life will in
turn make your day a little bit better. That's science, guys,
(00:48):
gets a serotonin flowing in the brain. Crevasses. I believe
call you, text you good vibes in at two one
six five seventy ninety six five. Oh hit me up
on the app to r iHeartRadio appnue and improved for
you red microphone. There is called it back. Maybe good
vibes don't do it. Maybe hookups don't do it. How
about more money in your pocket gets you a thousand bucks?
Be our next Cleveland winner after Kendrick on ninety six five,
(01:09):
Kiss that Fang Fight, got your hookup to go see
Freak here Friday. That's right, Lindsay Lohan, Jamielee Curtis, back
at it. We're sending you a great Northern Mall of
Phoenix theaters there before anyone else sees that movie coming
up in two forty five on The Jeremiah Show. But
you know, we're spreading the good vibes, good things happening
in your life. You can call or text a minute too.
One six five seventy ninety six five. Oh Stacy, what
(01:30):
you got tell me something good that happened to you
today in your life?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well? I went to good Will and it was a
really good drifting day.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh are you a big thrifter? I'm a big scrifter.
I try to get into it. I just do I
not have the patience. Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's patient? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I see, I'm a sucker for a good throwback vintage
tea basically all the T shirts that like we're new
in the nineties or the shirts I want now you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, those ones are all gone. They're all gone. You
have to change your vision.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What do you mean? What's my vision? What should my
vision be? Direct me, Stacy?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Uh, maybe early two thousands.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I need to go to early two thousand. See you
remember the bugs Bunny, the Looney Tunes T shirts where
they wearing like the criss cross backwards baggy clothes. Do
you remember those?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yes, that's what I want. But you're saying I need
to move on to like two thousands.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Well your manifestly, if you really believe in your mind
that you're gonna find one, I bet say you will.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Staceyamol about your vibe. I love it. You fight any
good retro nineties T shirts you DM me? Okay, I will?
All right? My girl? Got your good vibes? Something that
you're on my show We're ninety six five kiss FM. Hey, Courtney,
tell me the good vibes. Something good that happened to
you today?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Well, I guess is actually something that happens to me tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I'm going to my back fur trip.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Tomorrow, Courtney. Where are we going?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
We're going to justin Florida.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh, let's get watch out for sharks down there, Courtney.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm a little nervous. You know, what if if you
would successfully fight and beat up a shark on your
bachelorette party, that is the best omen I think for
a wedding. Right well, I think I just might try
to do that. You don't know, you don't go off
with any recommendation that comes out of my mouth, especially
when it comes to fighting sharks. Don't fight a shark
down there, Okay? Oh you never know. You know, if
(03:09):
you need anyone to run slow motion through the beach
with chest hair, I'm your guy, all right? Say look
so Jeremiah Show in ninety sixty five Kiss FM Color twelve.
Oh it's Becka in North Olmsted, Congrat's friend. You're going
to the Freaky Friday's Green. Let's go. I'm you know,
I'm I'm born and raised here, Rebecca, North Olmstead, close
(03:29):
to Great Northern Moll.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yes, it's right next door, right Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
See, I grew up in Wayne County. I don't know
that much, but I know a little bit. Well, you're
going there to see the advanced greening of Freaky or Friday.
Let me ask you this, Becca, if you had to
body swap all Lah Lindsay Lohan, Jamie Lee Curtis with
any member of your family, which member would you swap with?
Do you think you could do the most good in
the world? Oh, you swap with your sister?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Why you know, to make better choices, To make.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Better choices for what a good? So this is your
little sister you're obviously referring to. Oh no, I'm the baby.
Oh you're the baby. We'll look at you out there
being a good little sister. Now she's gonna call this
in text. You just mad at you. It's fine though,
all right, you have a great time. We'll get you
the advanced screening over there Phoenix Theater's Great Northern Multi
free Kyer Friday Grants Friend, so welcome. Hang on, I'm
(04:17):
gonna get that info. More hookups all the way, Cleve.
I'll get you a thousand bucks after this. Three ten,
we'll pay your bills on naty six five.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Kids got secrets.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
We love secrets. If she is here, the better. This
is the Cleveland Confessional Spill that tea job and know
the Cleveland are to reveal a secret that's been keeping
them up at night. If you have a Cleveland confessional,
hit me with a DMJ show radio maybe we'll call
you back, like we're gonna call Abby right now. Hello, Hi,
(04:51):
is Abby available?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Abby, it's CHEREMI ninety six five Kids FM Acre All. Hey,
Hey Abby, do you remember dming me about having a
secret a cleaning confessional? Yes? Yes, okay, good, I'm here
to collect on it if you have a few minutes
to chat.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, you're good.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You're in like a safe place where like the wrong
people won't hear and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, I'm just at home right now.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Perfect, when you're ready, have you tell me what you
want to confess?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay, So I have secretly been dating my roommates.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
At Oh why? Okay, Well that's probably that's not the
right question. I mean that that is one of my questions, Abby,
But let's I mean, how did we get to this
place of you dating the X?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Where are we at here?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
We are great friends, We've been really close my roommate
and I and I just happened to have gotten so
close that I, like, you know, we talked to it
enough about her ex, and I mean we we literally
share everything together from our biggest secrets are like past romances,
(05:59):
our grocery easily share.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay, yeah, except for.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
The whole Well, I guess now you share boyfriends. But
she's not with him anymore. What what made you start
getting with her ex? Because that seems like pretty big
girl code violation there.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, well she's definitely not dating him anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Well, that's good, that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I know, it's not girl code for sure, Okay. I
mean it just started casual though, Like casually we were going,
you know, to meet up and just talk, and I
mean we ran into each other with her my roommate
a few times.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But it's definitely become more serious over time.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
And when you you said you guys ran so you
were with the X and you ran into her.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
No, like we hung out as all of us as
a group.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh I see, Okay, Okay, that makes sense because I'm like,
it's not a secret at that point. She's aware. I see.
So even though they've broken up, your roommate and you're
her X, you guys kind of still run in the
same circle, so you'll see each other all at the
same time from time to time. Is that kind of
how this the whole thing got started.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's how I got started, but not how we're definitely
not continuing it, Like we cannot meet up as a
group anymore because it's just very obvious.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, so wait, what what kind of what kind of
precautions are you taking to like keep this secret? Is
it one of those things where you're just not bringing
it up to her? Are you actively being devious or
secretive to keep you know, the fact that you're dating
her ex away from her, Like when.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
My roommate is at work, we will sometimes meet up, okay,
And yeah, texts.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Are under fake names.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, I think, I mean, I think my roommate just
can't know.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So she'll freak out if she if she sees this happening.
Is basically what you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah exactly. I mean I will sometimes like use fake
excuses to the point of saying, like I'm a part
of a book group now and.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I'm to believe and we'll just meet up.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
He and I oh wow, I mean it's I to
one of two things needs to happen here. I guess
both could technically happen either she's gonna find out and
kick you out, or you have to move out to
this relationship. There's no way you can live together if
she ever finds out, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
She would definitely be pretty upibotic. I mean, I feel
really guilty about the whole thing, but I also feel
like we're falling.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
In love, so oh boy. Yeah, I'm hopefully.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
She'll be happy about it.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Here's what I want to ask Cleveland, because I don't
this is a sticky situation and I want to be
on sticky now. So I want to ask our listeners
what we'll do. We'll hang up here, Abby, and then
you can keep listening and they Cleven can chime in
with what they think. Here what Abby dating her roommate's X.
It looked it sounds like beginning pretty serious, Like where
where does this go from here? How does this not
(08:58):
end up with a murder podcast? That's what I'm trying
to figure out right now. Maybe maybe they can help
you out, Abby.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, that would be awesome if they did.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Call her text two one six five seven eight ninety
six five. Oh hit me up on that free I
heard radio a two red microphones called a talkback. Got
something you want? To confess since the DM Pat Tresha
Radio Di Jeremiah Show ninety six five Kiss FM. Tho's
Big Time Rush tickets here on the way just a
few minutes. Let's get to Lynn on the program. Now,
Lynn Hagarl, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I just have comments about his girl.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yes, Abby is uh well looking up with her roommate's
ex boyfriend. What are your thoughts? I'm kind of torn
about it, like it's not it's not good karma if
I'm being honest, But I don't know how. I don't
know where to sit with this. Where are you at?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
No scissors everything?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
She gets, oh wow, because.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
For her first yeah, I'm best friend, I.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Mean yeah, not to die? Well, what if this turns
out to be like her soulmate? Though?
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Guesses are.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
No, chances are not. I mean, you're you're probably right.
I mean it seems I think she was trying to
sell me on it by saying, oh, I think we're
in love and like trying to make it sound not
as bad like that is girl code violation one hundred
percent right one.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
And if she doesn't be honest with her, she's gonna
lose her as a friend forever. Yeah, but she tells
her herself and she hears it from her. You forgive her? Now?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
What if she just waits until they get engaged? Is
that too late?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Wait too friends?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Gone? Yeah? She going all right, Hey, I appreciate your
two cents. I hope Abby hears this and she she
corrects her bad charmatic paths.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You know what I mean, do the right thing.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I love it, lind Thank you so much for listening. Friend.
I appreciate you. O great day you two bye bye?
All right, Cleveland, let me hook you up here big
time Rush tickets. I'll get you right after this. It's
ninety six five KISSFM. Sit you on my isshow we're
Cleveland Summer Party Station, ninety six five Kiss FM. Alex
from north Ridgeville. Hey you're Color twenty dude, you're going
to big time Rush. Oh yeah, let's go. Oh Alex, Now,
(11:00):
let's be honest with me. You don't strike me as
a boy band guy. Who are you calling on? Behalf
of oh one of my sister? Oh look at you
being a big good brother, Alex. Oh yeah that's fair.
You know that's good. How many sisters do you have?
My dude? I have three? You are you where do
you sit as far as ages go. Oh, I am
the second oldest. You're the second oldest, so you're kind
(11:20):
of representing huh, yes, sir? How many how many times
have you been waiting in the house when your sister
brings home a boyfriend just for scare tactics? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Never?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Actually? Oh wow, okay, it's maybe they can because they
can all beat you up. Is that why? Probably? Yeah,
you're no line. All right, well, Alex, you choose which
sisters you're sending big time rush at Blossom a week
from today. We got you hooked up, my dude, gotcha?
Thank you very much. You are so welcome, Alex. Hang on,
I'm gonna get your info off the air, are brother? Gotcha? There?
We get another hook up for you, Cleveland. We'll get
(11:50):
you a thousand bucks. Coming up at four ten stick around.
We're ninety six five Kiss FM. Your hook up station.
Have you heard them? Is differently Di Jeremiah show a
ninety six to five Kiss FAM will gets you those
cash you tickets four forty five after we go commercial
free hanging with Cassie. Hey, Cassie head girl. By the way,
(12:13):
do you have words that just trip you up all
the time that you can never pronounce right? Yeah? What
what's the word? What's the I found a list of
the trickiest words to pronounce, like croissant. It should actually
pronounce croissant, not croissant. How do you pronounce it croissant?
Because we're from Ohio, that's how we say it. What's
one that always trips you up? Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
My mom's from Pennsylvania, So they say toilet?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
What What did you say to me? What? Toilet?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You're sitting on it and going on a tour, So
it's a toilet as a toilet? Does she also? Is
she big? Is she a big yinzer? Yeah? She hits
you with the what does she doing? Okay, here's here's
the ultimate test. This turned all completely a left turn.
But my wife is from Tuscarross County, which is down
that way. Ish. What do you call it when you're
like cleaning out a room and like taking stuff to donate?
(13:05):
What are you doing to that room? Get it? Rid
it out right? I didn't know until about three weeks
ago that ridding something out was just short for getting
rid of it. It wasn't it. I was picturing like
the color red because I'm an idiot. Oh my god, Cassie. Well, hey,
I appreciate you helping me out there. Go go go
(13:26):
make sure your mom didn't fall in the toilet. Okay, right,
all right, I'm a good day. Bye. Sit you on
my show on ninety six five. Kiss and cash your
tickets for you all week. Let's go to Collor twenty.
It's Lacey in the ak rowdy. Lacy, good afternoon, Hey girl, Hello,
I want to get you to Kasha at Blossom. Are
(13:49):
you up to the task? Are you a movie buff? Lacy?
What you consider yourself that maybe a little? All right, Well,
I'm gonna play you a song that's very popular with
the movie that it goes along with tell me the
movie and you are going to Blossom to see Kesha?
Are you ready? Yes? Here we go. I forgot it's
(14:12):
cut the intro on it. It's a long intro. Do
you know it yet?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Okay, here comes to the lyrics. Here they come? Tell
me something? Are you happy in this model? You get
no more? Lacy? What movie is that from? Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I think it's that.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
What's it called? What's it called? Three? Two?
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Called?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The playbook?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I see what she did there? That's incorrect. Lacy, but
thank you for playing friend. Alright, thank you bye? Two
one six, ninety six five? Oh do you know what
movie that's from? Your going to Kesha? If you figure
it out, it's ninety six five Kiss FM? Didjere on
my show? Ninety six five Kiss FM. Stephanie joins me
on the program. Now, Stephanie, good afternoon, Hey girl. All right,
(15:12):
here we go, Stephanie, down and Copley the movie soundtrack game.
I'm gonna play you a song from a movie. You
tell me what movie it is. You are going to
kesh Head Blossom next week? Okay, okay, bit of an intro,
but just shout out the answer when you know it.
Tell me something. Are you happy in this model? No more? Stephanie?
(15:39):
What movie is that from?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
So? I know it's the song is shallow?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
What's the movie? Three? Two? Draw you away, Stephanie. You're
going to Kesha. I'm so pumped for you. Who you
gonna bring with you? Because if you need a plus
one I could join you. That's probably it's probably better.
(16:07):
It's all right. I'll be there anyway, hooking people up
with upgrades while I'm there. So, but I appreciate you
at least considering me before picking your fiance. All right, Steviy,
you have the best time. We got you all hooked
up with Kashia. Tuesday, Tuesday, Monday, Monday, She's Monday at Blossom. Congrats.
All right, hang on, let me get that info. Okay,
(16:28):
all right, Cleveland, we'll get you another set of cash
you tickets tomorrow four to forty five. Right here on
your hook up station. We're ninety six five. Kiss them
still commercial free. Hang on thousand bucks at four ten,
five ten, it's four o'clock almost over. Yeah, let's be
smart about this. I'm smart. I'm so smart. It's time
to smart you up, Cleveland.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
With Jeremiah's fun fact of the day, Thank you, doom Scroll.
Don't know why it's not on my radar. Happy Shark Week, everybody,
that's right, the beloved Shark Week. I don't think there's
a Sharknato this year, but I do have a shark
fact for you, and it involved sand tiger pups. They
hate their siblings while they're in the room, the womb,
not the room. While a female sand shark is pregnant.
(17:07):
The two largest shark pups inside her womb will consume
their fellow unborn siblings. This practic practice, also known as
intraturine cannibalism, may seem extreme, but it helps ensure that
the only strong pups survive. Here's the weird thing. I
think my sister did this in the world. I don't
(17:28):
have a twin sister. I think my sister ate what
would have been my second sister. I mean it kind
of gives you a little more sympathy for me having
to grow up with her, right man, I mention in
the summer time once again for your genius of the
day and the chair on my show, it's ninety six
y five kiss FM. Of course your genius of the day.
Someone who's done something so stupid. Anything you've done pales
in comparison. I hate to do it. It's in my
(17:50):
town on the Target I shop in. A Waldsworth man
was arrested after walking around target naked. I have a
lot more questions about this story, but here's the gist
of it. A fifty one year old man was arrested
after being accused of walking around naked and the Wadsworth Target.
This according to Wadsworth Police. Police were called to the
target and about one five in the afternoon with regards
(18:13):
to a suspect walking nude in the area, oh to
make that phone call. Officers located and arrested the man
without incident. He's charged with public indecency, minors present, and
falsification and was transported to the Summit County Channel. Did
he walk in that? He couldn't have walked in the
target naked, right Like he walked in the target, disrobed
(18:33):
and decided all right, I'm gonna walk around. I look in.
It wasn't me. So that's you guys at least know
that because I'm not in jail. Thanks for listening to
that Jeremiah Show on demand. For more, find us on TikTok,
Instagram and
Speaker 1 (18:49):
More at j Show Radio and weekdays two to six
on Nice's five Kids FM.