May 29, 2025 • 23 mins
Well we’ve got a gravy guy on the show now. Shout out Gavin. We also hook you up with Halsey and Guardians tickets. Discuss the proper way to eat bananas and cupcakes. Renee has a secret about her boyfriend, and Racoons everywhere!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's the problem with a cupcake?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Here?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Line this for you. It's a cheer of my show,
and this is how you're gonna do it. Nie six five, Yes,
all our friends, and welcome into your Friday, Junior. Let's go,
let's get into it. Welcome into the program. You got
(00:26):
good vibes, good things happening in your life. I'd love
to hear about them. It's what we do on the program.
People checking in on the text already. It's our boy
love sandwich, Matt just letting us know he had some
chili cheese fries fort oh, a little little photographed there,
love sandwich, side of sour cream on there. That's what
I'm talking about. I'll send you a good vibes, send
you lunch picks whatever you like to two one sixty
five seven eight ninety six five, not whatever you like,
(00:47):
I feel I need to clarify. I throw a little
asterix in there. Not whatever you like on the text,
but tell me something good that happened to you today
in your life. Will get you hooked up, Get you
to Guardians game two forty five will get you there.
And also Halsey tickets the way for you. So a
jam Pecked Friday Junior, come on anyone else? Absolutely obsessed
with our boys new song I am new MGK. He's
(01:09):
a pop guy now because he does what he wants.
Cleave it against the world. Tell me what's your waiting
for me?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Cleave a summer party station. We're ninety six five KISSFM
playing nothing but bangers all summer. So make sure you
got us on your free iHeartRadio app. Of course, new
and proof for you had us as a preset because
you could get rewarded on that. By the way, Natalia
on her way to Pittsburgh right now to see post
Maloni in jelly roll because she had us as a
preset and she sent us a screenshot. She's on her
way right now, just saying no reason not to do it.
(01:39):
All right, let's spread the good vibes, good things happening
in your life with Amber kicking us off on the program, Amber,
tell me something good that happened to you today.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Well, my little girl she graduated her preschool yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
How are we, Amber, How how are we doing as
a mom about that.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's a bittersweet moment.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
She's my kid, so it's not like my first time
going through but she's.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
My only girl.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh definitely said.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Some emotions this this time and day. Right, well, you
know how you hide those emotions. And again I'm not
a therapist. Just you know, go go get some ice cream,
right that I would I would suggest taking your daughter
for wine. But you know this is in Italy. I
don't think in Italy will they let kids drink wine.
I think I might have just made that up.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, all right, well, don't you know this is not
an official jeremiaho endorsement to give your kids wine. Just
for the record, in case the lawyers are listening, right,
it's going down. It's a black Street.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
The homies got at me collapse creations. Yeah, and you
know I put it down, never slouch as long as
my court could slouch. That all couldn't catch me saying
you could stop with great making moves. The tructed Honey's
like a bag and it giving them it gas with
my fellow wax and still moving this flavor with the homies, Black.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Street and City, the original Guardians tickets on the way
to forty five. We've got you covered there here in
the Jeremiah Show, Every Summer Party Station ninety six five
Kiss FM, the spreaders of good vibes, Good things happening
in your life with Devon Now on the program. Devin,
tell me something good that happened to you today. Let
me see a small moment, big moment, media moment.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Would you get I got to get off of work
early today.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh, let's go. How did you manage that? Did you
get in trouble or did what happened?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oh no, no, no, it's just a little bit of
a slower day, unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So unfortunately. What kind of work you do.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm the assistant general manager of KFC.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh, I haven't had some KFC in a minute?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, we got chicken and waffle promo going on right now.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
There we go. Look at that hashtag. Ad didn't have
to be, but it turned into one. If I needed
you to, could you get me like five gallons of gravy?
Just a random question.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh, yeah, I know where it's good.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Now, I got it. I've been looking for a gravy guy, Devin.
I'm glad you're the dude.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh, I'm your gravy guy.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I think we just found a nickname for Devin. Whenever
he calls it to the show, Gravy Guy is officially
with us shake HER's own. It's kid Cuddy on the
Jeremiah Show, where ninety six to five kiss, I have
had more soul ones own. You guys can fight over
that summer party station Andrew hook up station, Guardians tickets
for you. Hopefully the weather's getting better for some Guardians games.
Let's see if we can hook up. Oh, it's our
(04:16):
friend left Arm Megan. She's called it twelve left Armeghan.
Good afternoon, Hey girl, Megan. Now I don't want to
tell so can we just this is just a joy
between you and I that I want to have it.
Maybe the people that do know. I want to tell
the people why we call you left Arm levit Meghan,
but I want you to make it up. Don't tell
them the real reason. So anyone new listening to the show,
(04:39):
they think, down, this is the reason why we call
you left Ar Meghan. What is it?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
My goodness, sorry, I mean to put that much pressure
on you. Let's let's say this. Let's let's say that
you are you married or with someone? No, okay, well
let's let's pretend that you are, and let's say you
met your your husband or wife your choice. There because
they spilled ketchup on your left arm. That's gonna that's
(05:05):
the news story, Megan, I like it, all right, lock
at it. Here we go. Let's see we can keep
a Guardian's tickets because ketchup was on your arm. It
doesn't go on your hot dog because it doesn't belong there, Megan,
mustard belongs on a hot dog. That was aggressive. I apologize,
all right. Which came first? Is the game? I'm gonna
give you two items. These items came out at certain
(05:26):
times in the world. You tell me which item came first.
Get two out of three and you win. Okay, okay,
left our Megan, which came first? KFC your subway? KFC,
your subway? KFC's right there.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
We go.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
One for one, which came first? The Matrix or Titanic?
Obviously we're talking about the movies here, The Matrix or Titanic?
Which came first?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Oh, Titanic?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Titanic is right away? Hey, Megan, come on, you're going
to a guards game. Awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'll be putting a lot of.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Touch up on my host.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You son of a biscuit. Don't you dare do that
to that poor Wiener. I'm sorry for saying Wiener oh boy,
this show's off the resk. I can say Wiener on
the radio. I just can't be excessive about it, so
I can't say it like nineteen times. I'm not gonna
do it. I want to do it, I'm not gonna
do it. All right, Megan, you have a blast of
the Guard game and Guards game, and don't you dare
(06:26):
put ketchup on that hot dog. Okay, that was the
too long of a pause. I don't like it. All right,
hang on and get your info. Okay, all right, thank you.
More hook cups on the way. Friends, We'll get you
Guardian Sickings again tomorrow. Two forty five Calsey tickets still
on the way, but it is Thursday after all. That
means an all new Cleveland Confessional on the way three
twenty on your summer party station where ninety sixty five
(06:48):
Kiss FM. You got secrets, We love secrets. If you
see her, the better. This is the Cleveland Confessional.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Spill that tea.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
If your new Hello, my name is ju I want
to hear your secrets. Do you have us at Jay
Show Radio? And maybe we'll call you back and you
can confess on the air, just like Renee is about
to let's give her a call. Hello, Hi, looking for Renee. Hi,
Hi Renee, It's Jeremiah ninety six five, Kiss FM, The
Jeremia Show, Hate Girl. Hi, how are you, lovely? Renee?
(07:21):
Do you remember dming us that you had a secret
a Cleveland confessional? Yes, okay, we're here to collect on
it if you have the time and are in a
safe place to do so or both those things true? Yes, okay, Renee,
when you're ready, What do you want to confess?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I'm pretending not to know my boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Wait? What You're pretending not to know your boy like
in an amnesia situation? What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yes, So, my boyfriend and I we.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
We actually knew each other a long time ago, and
we went to the same church when I was growing up,
and I was chubby back then, and I would have
a crush on him, and like it was like, you know,
I never thought that he would ever like give me
a chance. But pass forward like fifteen years, I lost
(08:07):
all my baby hat and about six months ago we
matched on this app. We started chatting and like like
I was like a new person to him. So I
wasn't going to like question this like good thing that was.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Happening to me.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
So I just like played along and we were taking
it slow, and I feel things are like getting to
the next level. And now I'm like torn if I
should tell him who I am. I don't even know
if he remembers me or like who I was, but
I was the chevvy girl in the church, and like,
I'm afraid of it ending.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh no, I don't think it would. But I see
the fear. I see the fear, and I see the fear.
And this is coming from the guy who was always
friend zoned until he met his wife. So I see
I sympathized with the fear of like, oh wait, they're
going to find out who I was and just completely
dump me. But like, do you have to tell him though,
(09:01):
like because I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I'm just afraid that there's going to be some picture.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That pops up some work.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah how I mean, so when you were the girl
in church all these years ago? What was was it
one of those things like you admired from afar? Did
you guys communicate with each other? You know what I mean? Well,
so did he Is there even a possibility he didn't
even know who you were?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I mean, yeah, definitely but but I mean people, I
mean I was the only one that was chubby, like
you know, we were in the choir. I mean, you know,
is there a picture or anything that comes out, you'll know.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Who I was.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, it could be like why did you keep this
from me? That could be the question that he comes
to you with, right, yeah, yeah, you know what I think.
I think he rolled the dice and let it, let
it ride and not say anything. But I'm okay, sometimes
I'm an idiot. So let's ask the people, shall we? Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Call her text in same number two one, six, five, seven,
eight ninety six five. Oh, Renee is dating a guy.
You guys been together? Would you say? Six months? Is
when you started talking that long ago?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So it been in a relationship or not ish for
about six months. He doesn't know that she is this
quote unquote chevy girl using her words from church from
fifteen years ago. Does she come clean about that? You
also hit us up on the app to the free
iHeart radio app. Hit the red microphone would come to
me here in the studio.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Got something you want to confass since the dam pat
Chasha radio, Renee is pretending she doesn't know her boyfriend,
because well, they knew each other a long time ago,
when she was a completely different person figure physically.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
She's lost a lot of Louis since the last time
she knew this guy, and well, she doesn't know what
she should do it. So we're talking about with your
Cleveland Confessional right now in the chair on my A show.
Danielle hit me up on the talk back. That's her
red microphone on the iHeart radio app.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It's really obvious this dude does not remember Renee, so
she should just be quiet and be happy.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Don't break something that doesn't need to fix in the
first place you go, you got something to chime in about.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Hit us up there.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You can text as well. Two one, six, seven, eight,
ninety six five. Oh so, CHERI a show in your
summer party station. We're ninety six y five Kiss FM.
Happy Friday, Junior friends, welcome in. Let's get your Halsey tickets.
How about four to forty five? Well like you, but
those go a little old school square off on the
pro cram. I need to know how you're eating your bananas,
(11:16):
and I mean that in the most literal way possible.
A random poll ass Internet, what endy you eat your
banana from Now, I am in the twenty eight percent
of you that eat it the right way. What is
the right way that? Well, that's the way that most
monkeys eat it. Bottom's up, NICKI minaj. Seventy two percent
(11:37):
of you out there eat the banana stem first, twenty
percent say the other way, eight percent or not sure
for some reason, which is a whole different conversation. And
I'd love to talk to the eight percent. So where
it gets split on this seventy two to twenty to
eight thing is younger adults are more likely to peel
banana from the bottom about one in four do, as
(12:01):
opposed to one in six and the elder adults. Now,
like I just said, yes, monkeys eat bananas bottoms up.
I think it must have been a doom scroll that
I found this, and I've eaten the banana that way
every ever since, because it is one certain You try
the banana stem, sometimes it doesn't split and you get
that little burst down the middle. Do you know what
(12:22):
I'm talking about? All you do is you pinch the
seam at the bottom and peel away, and it's absolutely amazing.
I'm shocked more people don't know about this or do
this on a regular basis. Am I just that deep
into the internet that I'm in the minority? Is that
what this is like? Are there people out there that
don't know the proper way to eat a cupcake? Shout
out Tina Fey. You don't allow me to tell you.
(12:45):
I'm about to blow your mind. Cleveland. What's the problem
with a cupcake? You get way too much frosting? Right,
You get the frosting up top and the cake at
the bottom. You can fix that problem real easy. Peel
your cupcake, Peel the little paper off, take the ball
part that was in that paper. You just kind of
pinch it ever so softly until it makes like a
little a little cupcake disc. You put that on top. Boom,
(13:07):
you got a cupcake sandwich. If you just spit water
out of your mouth, I'm sorry, but you needed to
know this information. Try try with him. I guess it
would work with a muffin, but it's mainly with the
frosted items your cupcakes. Cupcake sandwich is the way to go.
And a fun fact this I actually I learned due
(13:29):
to my oldest low protein diet. I've talked about it before.
He's got a rare metabog thing called pku where he
can't break down protein. So we have to alter a
lot of our recipes in our lives all the time.
And this is a cupcake altering recipe that this is
the only way I like to eat cupcakes now, instead
of adding whatever ingredients go in there, I think it's
(13:51):
oil and eggs. Correct in like a in like a
cupcake mix. This isn't even from scratch. You go to
the store, you get a funfetti pre made whatever flavor
you like, and instead of the eggs and the oil,
you just had about ten ins as a sprite, ten
ounces of sprite. Make the moist cupcake you've ever seen
(14:13):
in your life. Bake those bad boys up icing on
the top, pinch the bottom, make it a sandwich. I'm
way too excited about this, but I want to tell you,
and if you do it, just tag me on Instagram.
I would love to just share on my Instagram story
a sleu of people eating cupcakes the right way, called
it the Tina Fey way. If you will, You're welcome
(14:35):
more bangers on the way. What are we getting into
the computer froze? I can't tell you here they go
Chris Brown on the way. We'll get you some fitty
some jojo as well, and blame it Jamie Fox and
Tea Pain all on the way. Next on your summer
party station, We're ninety six five Kiss FM.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Eighty sixty five Kiss FM is Cleveland's summer party station.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I just to love his bos.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Make kiss your number one pre set on the free
IR radio app and turn up your party Playlist's.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Cleveland's summer party station. Ninety six to five Kiss Fum
The Jeremie Show. Got those Halsey tickets on the way
under twenty minutes. We got you covered there, friend, uh bigh.
I don't know where these raccoons are coming from. I
don't know if Northeast Ohio has just a high population
of raccoon owners. But in Doylestown, Wayne count a raccoon
(15:33):
was found similarly a couple of weeks ago. It was
a traffic stop in Springfield. Bodycam footage from Springfield police
saw a raccoon smoking a meth pipe that you can
find on the podcast Jeremiah Show on demand free iHeartRadio
app where it gets you favorite podcast. This time raccoon
found Monday morning. Doylestown police said they spotted a suspicious
(15:56):
box truck with its blinkers on on the one hundred
block of Coolie Your Drive by one. They found a
raccoon in there snacking a well look what appears to
be Graham crackers in the front seat, just enjoying life.
Live in the dream Doyles. Tem police haven't reported what
(16:17):
was actually in the box truck. It looks quite dirty.
It looks like it was abandoned. So the question is
how did Ricky get in there? I'm naming him Ricky
the Raccoon, by the way, just because I love annunciation.
The pictures absolutely adorable. Why are raccoons the most adorable
(16:37):
looking but vicious animal I've ever seen in my life? Right?
You ever seen one like? I? Remember when I used
to get up. I used to get up way too
early to do this job. I don't know if you remember.
And I would leave my house before the sudden came up.
And there's a there's a sewer grade right as I
start down my road after I leave the cul de sac. Yeah,
I live in a cul de sac. Let me alone, Tina.
(17:00):
And every once in a while I would see the
little glimmer, the shining of beady little eyes coming out
of that sewer grade. And you know that's raccoons just waiting,
waiting to pounce on your trash. And that's what I
think happened here in this situation down in Doylestown, is
that a raccoon just saw an opening. He got a
little sniff and his snout somewhere to go. Those cram crackers,
(17:24):
That's what Ricky said to himself, and he found a
way to finagle his way in that truck. I can't
tell by the pictures if there's an open window anywhere.
I'm also very curious what was in the truck. You
would think if it was a family of raccoons like
that would be that would be in the in the
(17:46):
news story. Right, There's no way. There's no way that
it was a pack of raccoons, a gaze of raccoons,
if you will, or a nursery of raccoons? Did I
google that? Don't worry about me, Halsey Tickets Next in.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
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The Kiss You'll Love is back, I Get seen again more.
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Make Kiss your number one pre set on the free
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Ninety six five Kiss FM, Kiss FM for me.
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Three's Old School Square Off time on the Jomia Show.
We're ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's get to College twenty.
It's Jess in the ak rowdy. Jess, good afternoon, Hey girl,
Hey Jess. That's short for Jessica, right correct?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Also not your wife.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Thank you, appreciate you. For those who don't know, I'm
under contractual obligations, I Messa. I must ask all Jessica's
if they're my wife, because they're tricky. Jess, You're ready
to win here es all. It's the old school square off,
an old school name that tune. I'm gonna play you
this song. You get about ten seconds of it, tell
me title and artists, and you win. Okay, Okay, good.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Luck, come Malaiday, come, come my lady, Jess and the
ak ridy.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
What song is that?
Speaker 6 (19:09):
It is?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Butterfly Bye.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Three two one? Yes, I'm so sorry you ran out
of time.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I just thought on the radio yesterday too.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh man, we'll try to call back. Okayans bye two
one six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh she
got half of it? Can you figure out the other half?
If you do. We'll send you to Halsey at Blossom.
It's your summer party station. Were ninety six five Kiss
fmlsome old school square off time on the Jeremiah Show.
(19:49):
It's ninety six five Kiss FM. Monica and Cleveland up
next to play Monica. Good afternoon, Hey girl, Hi Monica,
Welcome into the program. How are you liking we? I
don't know if you noticed. Over Memorial Day we made
a shift to the playlist and we're just kind of
keeping it, just playing bangers. How we how we liking it?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
It was great. My boyfriend visited, like, that's literally what
we listened to you like all weekend. I love it.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well, you're gonna hear it all summer the same. I mean,
let me just talk about what's coming up in the
five o'clock hour. We got my house flow Rider, we
got Ghetto Superstar on the way, Miss Jackson, just straight
up bangers Monica. That's all on the way. But let's
get you prepped for Halsey. All you gotta do is
tell me what this song is title an artist? Can
you win? Okay, okay, good luck. I'm gonna play you
(20:31):
a different chunk up at stand by for one second.
Here we go here, it comes here. How about this part?
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
But since you're being around, you're a woman, Dan Dance,
Come by day day, Come, come by day day.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Monniking Cleveland for Halsey tickets. Who is that?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
It is a butterfly by Crazy Cow.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's right, you're going to Halsey. Well, I hope your
boyfriend's back in town for the show. It's in a
couple of weeks in Blossom.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Oh yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You guys have the best time in the world. Thank
you so much for listening. Monica, Thank you all right,
sit tight, I'm gonna get the info from you all
for the air and more hookups for you tomorrow. Cleveland.
You know we got you four to forty five. It
might be a double old school square off on the
program doing a three thirty and four thirty hour We
got you. We're your a c up station ninety six five.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I'm up. Let's be smart about this. I'm so smart.
It's time to smart you up, CLEVELANDZ.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
With Jeremiah's fun.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Fact of the Day, bangers and fun facts, it's what
we do here on the chair on Maya show, we
finally have the answer to the question we've all wanted
to know what came first, the chicken or the egg. This,
according to scientists at the University of Sheffield, the answer
to chicken, and it comes down to biochemistry. Eggshells are
made up of using a specific protein called ovo Clydean seventeen.
(21:49):
That's OC seventeen, and this protein is only produced in
the ovaries of hens and other words. Without a chicken,
there can be no biological mechanism to form an eggshell.
That might have been one of the most intelligent things
I've ever said on this show. So while evolutionary mutations
may have eventually created what we not call it chicken,
the first true chicken egg can only exist once the
(22:11):
chicken itself already existed, science, said Jarre Am i show
on ninety six five Kiss FM with your Genius of
the Day. Someone who's done something so stupid, anything you've
done pails in comparison. She did it, but it's Michael
Jackson's fault. It's what a thirty one year old DC
woman is saying after she was arrested after getting naked
(22:32):
in the hotel lobby and throwing alcohol bottles at guests. Yeah,
DC police got a call about a disorderly person at
a Hilton Garden me In around five pm. The caller
said the lady was in the hotel taking her clothes off.
Officers found her is sitting on a high top table,
completely naked with glass all over the floor. Oh your feet.
(22:53):
When asked what happened, she said, my Lord and Savior
Michael Jackson told me to do this. It's not clear
if she was on drugs. Probably was, but she started
ranting about quote white people and told cops she happens
to be a very racist person. She eventually told them
just take her to jail. She faced the chargey for
assault on lawful entry, destruction of property, lewd acts, and
(23:15):
disorderly conduct. You know what, they might have believed her
if she maybe did the moonwalk. But I think like
three percent of the world can do the moonlaw.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Thanks for listening to that Jeremiah Show on demand. For more,
find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at j Show
Radio Pans weekdays two to six on ninety six five
Kiss FM.
What's the problem with a cupcake?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Here?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Line this for you. It's a cheer of my show,
and this is how you're gonna do it. Nie six five, Yes,
all our friends, and welcome into your Friday, Junior. Let's go,
let's get into it. Welcome into the program. You got
(00:26):
good vibes, good things happening in your life. I'd love
to hear about them. It's what we do on the program.
People checking in on the text already. It's our boy
love sandwich, Matt just letting us know he had some
chili cheese fries fort oh, a little little photographed there,
love sandwich, side of sour cream on there. That's what
I'm talking about. I'll send you a good vibes, send
you lunch picks whatever you like to two one sixty
five seven eight ninety six five, not whatever you like,
(00:47):
I feel I need to clarify. I throw a little
asterix in there. Not whatever you like on the text,
but tell me something good that happened to you today
in your life. Will get you hooked up, Get you
to Guardians game two forty five will get you there.
And also Halsey tickets the way for you. So a
jam Pecked Friday Junior, come on anyone else? Absolutely obsessed
with our boys new song I am new MGK. He's
(01:09):
a pop guy now because he does what he wants.
Cleave it against the world. Tell me what's your waiting
for me?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Cleave a summer party station. We're ninety six five KISSFM
playing nothing but bangers all summer. So make sure you
got us on your free iHeartRadio app. Of course, new
and proof for you had us as a preset because
you could get rewarded on that. By the way, Natalia
on her way to Pittsburgh right now to see post
Maloni in jelly roll because she had us as a
preset and she sent us a screenshot. She's on her
way right now, just saying no reason not to do it.
(01:39):
All right, let's spread the good vibes, good things happening
in your life with Amber kicking us off on the program, Amber,
tell me something good that happened to you today.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Well, my little girl she graduated her preschool yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
How are we, Amber, How how are we doing as
a mom about that.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's a bittersweet moment.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
She's my kid, so it's not like my first time
going through but she's.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
My only girl.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh definitely said.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Some emotions this this time and day. Right, well, you
know how you hide those emotions. And again I'm not
a therapist. Just you know, go go get some ice cream,
right that I would I would suggest taking your daughter
for wine. But you know this is in Italy. I
don't think in Italy will they let kids drink wine.
I think I might have just made that up.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, all right, well, don't you know this is not
an official jeremiaho endorsement to give your kids wine. Just
for the record, in case the lawyers are listening, right,
it's going down. It's a black Street.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
The homies got at me collapse creations. Yeah, and you
know I put it down, never slouch as long as
my court could slouch. That all couldn't catch me saying
you could stop with great making moves. The tructed Honey's
like a bag and it giving them it gas with
my fellow wax and still moving this flavor with the homies, Black.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Street and City, the original Guardians tickets on the way
to forty five. We've got you covered there here in
the Jeremiah Show, Every Summer Party Station ninety six five
Kiss FM, the spreaders of good vibes, Good things happening
in your life with Devon Now on the program. Devin,
tell me something good that happened to you today. Let
me see a small moment, big moment, media moment.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Would you get I got to get off of work
early today.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh, let's go. How did you manage that? Did you
get in trouble or did what happened?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oh no, no, no, it's just a little bit of
a slower day, unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
So unfortunately. What kind of work you do.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm the assistant general manager of KFC.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh, I haven't had some KFC in a minute?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, we got chicken and waffle promo going on right now.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
There we go. Look at that hashtag. Ad didn't have
to be, but it turned into one. If I needed
you to, could you get me like five gallons of gravy?
Just a random question.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh, yeah, I know where it's good.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Now, I got it. I've been looking for a gravy guy, Devin.
I'm glad you're the dude.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh, I'm your gravy guy.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I think we just found a nickname for Devin. Whenever
he calls it to the show, Gravy Guy is officially
with us shake HER's own. It's kid Cuddy on the
Jeremiah Show, where ninety six to five kiss, I have
had more soul ones own. You guys can fight over
that summer party station Andrew hook up station, Guardians tickets
for you. Hopefully the weather's getting better for some Guardians games.
Let's see if we can hook up. Oh, it's our
(04:16):
friend left Arm Megan. She's called it twelve left Armeghan.
Good afternoon, Hey girl, Megan. Now I don't want to
tell so can we just this is just a joy
between you and I that I want to have it.
Maybe the people that do know. I want to tell
the people why we call you left Arm levit Meghan,
but I want you to make it up. Don't tell
them the real reason. So anyone new listening to the show,
(04:39):
they think, down, this is the reason why we call
you left Ar Meghan. What is it?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
My goodness, sorry, I mean to put that much pressure
on you. Let's let's say this. Let's let's say that
you are you married or with someone? No, okay, well
let's let's pretend that you are, and let's say you
met your your husband or wife your choice. There because
they spilled ketchup on your left arm. That's gonna that's
(05:05):
the news story, Megan, I like it, all right, lock
at it. Here we go. Let's see we can keep
a Guardian's tickets because ketchup was on your arm. It
doesn't go on your hot dog because it doesn't belong there, Megan,
mustard belongs on a hot dog. That was aggressive. I apologize,
all right. Which came first? Is the game? I'm gonna
give you two items. These items came out at certain
(05:26):
times in the world. You tell me which item came first.
Get two out of three and you win. Okay, okay,
left our Megan, which came first? KFC your subway? KFC,
your subway? KFC's right there.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
We go.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
One for one, which came first? The Matrix or Titanic?
Obviously we're talking about the movies here, The Matrix or Titanic?
Which came first?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Oh, Titanic?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Titanic is right away? Hey, Megan, come on, you're going
to a guards game. Awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'll be putting a lot of.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Touch up on my host.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You son of a biscuit. Don't you dare do that
to that poor Wiener. I'm sorry for saying Wiener oh boy,
this show's off the resk. I can say Wiener on
the radio. I just can't be excessive about it, so
I can't say it like nineteen times. I'm not gonna
do it. I want to do it, I'm not gonna
do it. All right, Megan, you have a blast of
the Guard game and Guards game, and don't you dare
(06:26):
put ketchup on that hot dog. Okay, that was the
too long of a pause. I don't like it. All right,
hang on and get your info. Okay, all right, thank you.
More hook cups on the way. Friends, We'll get you
Guardian Sickings again tomorrow. Two forty five Calsey tickets still
on the way, but it is Thursday after all. That
means an all new Cleveland Confessional on the way three
twenty on your summer party station where ninety sixty five
(06:48):
Kiss FM. You got secrets, We love secrets. If you
see her, the better. This is the Cleveland Confessional.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Spill that tea.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
If your new Hello, my name is ju I want
to hear your secrets. Do you have us at Jay
Show Radio? And maybe we'll call you back and you
can confess on the air, just like Renee is about
to let's give her a call. Hello, Hi, looking for Renee. Hi,
Hi Renee, It's Jeremiah ninety six five, Kiss FM, The
Jeremia Show, Hate Girl. Hi, how are you, lovely? Renee?
(07:21):
Do you remember dming us that you had a secret
a Cleveland confessional? Yes, okay, we're here to collect on
it if you have the time and are in a
safe place to do so or both those things true? Yes, okay, Renee,
when you're ready, What do you want to confess?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I'm pretending not to know my boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Wait? What You're pretending not to know your boy like
in an amnesia situation? What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yes, So, my boyfriend and I we.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
We actually knew each other a long time ago, and
we went to the same church when I was growing up,
and I was chubby back then, and I would have
a crush on him, and like it was like, you know,
I never thought that he would ever like give me
a chance. But pass forward like fifteen years, I lost
(08:07):
all my baby hat and about six months ago we
matched on this app. We started chatting and like like
I was like a new person to him. So I
wasn't going to like question this like good thing that was.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Happening to me.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
So I just like played along and we were taking
it slow, and I feel things are like getting to
the next level. And now I'm like torn if I
should tell him who I am. I don't even know
if he remembers me or like who I was, but
I was the chevvy girl in the church, and like,
I'm afraid of it ending.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh no, I don't think it would. But I see
the fear. I see the fear, and I see the fear.
And this is coming from the guy who was always
friend zoned until he met his wife. So I see
I sympathized with the fear of like, oh wait, they're
going to find out who I was and just completely
dump me. But like, do you have to tell him though,
(09:01):
like because I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I'm just afraid that there's going to be some picture.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That pops up some work.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah how I mean, so when you were the girl
in church all these years ago? What was was it
one of those things like you admired from afar? Did
you guys communicate with each other? You know what I mean? Well,
so did he Is there even a possibility he didn't
even know who you were?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I mean, yeah, definitely but but I mean people, I
mean I was the only one that was chubby, like
you know, we were in the choir. I mean, you know,
is there a picture or anything that comes out, you'll know.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Who I was.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, it could be like why did you keep this
from me? That could be the question that he comes
to you with, right, yeah, yeah, you know what I think.
I think he rolled the dice and let it, let
it ride and not say anything. But I'm okay, sometimes
I'm an idiot. So let's ask the people, shall we? Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Call her text in same number two one, six, five, seven,
eight ninety six five. Oh, Renee is dating a guy.
You guys been together? Would you say? Six months? Is
when you started talking that long ago?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
So it been in a relationship or not ish for
about six months. He doesn't know that she is this
quote unquote chevy girl using her words from church from
fifteen years ago. Does she come clean about that? You
also hit us up on the app to the free
iHeart radio app. Hit the red microphone would come to
me here in the studio.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Got something you want to confass since the dam pat
Chasha radio, Renee is pretending she doesn't know her boyfriend,
because well, they knew each other a long time ago,
when she was a completely different person figure physically.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
She's lost a lot of Louis since the last time
she knew this guy, and well, she doesn't know what
she should do it. So we're talking about with your
Cleveland Confessional right now in the chair on my A show.
Danielle hit me up on the talk back. That's her
red microphone on the iHeart radio app.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
It's really obvious this dude does not remember Renee, so
she should just be quiet and be happy.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Don't break something that doesn't need to fix in the
first place you go, you got something to chime in about.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Hit us up there.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You can text as well. Two one, six, seven, eight,
ninety six five. Oh so, CHERI a show in your
summer party station. We're ninety six y five Kiss FM.
Happy Friday, Junior friends, welcome in. Let's get your Halsey tickets.
How about four to forty five? Well like you, but
those go a little old school square off on the
pro cram. I need to know how you're eating your bananas,
(11:16):
and I mean that in the most literal way possible.
A random poll ass Internet, what endy you eat your
banana from Now, I am in the twenty eight percent
of you that eat it the right way. What is
the right way that? Well, that's the way that most
monkeys eat it. Bottom's up, NICKI minaj. Seventy two percent
(11:37):
of you out there eat the banana stem first, twenty
percent say the other way, eight percent or not sure
for some reason, which is a whole different conversation. And
I'd love to talk to the eight percent. So where
it gets split on this seventy two to twenty to
eight thing is younger adults are more likely to peel
banana from the bottom about one in four do, as
(12:01):
opposed to one in six and the elder adults. Now,
like I just said, yes, monkeys eat bananas bottoms up.
I think it must have been a doom scroll that
I found this, and I've eaten the banana that way
every ever since, because it is one certain You try
the banana stem, sometimes it doesn't split and you get
that little burst down the middle. Do you know what
(12:22):
I'm talking about? All you do is you pinch the
seam at the bottom and peel away, and it's absolutely amazing.
I'm shocked more people don't know about this or do
this on a regular basis. Am I just that deep
into the internet that I'm in the minority? Is that
what this is like? Are there people out there that
don't know the proper way to eat a cupcake? Shout
out Tina Fey. You don't allow me to tell you.
(12:45):
I'm about to blow your mind. Cleveland. What's the problem
with a cupcake? You get way too much frosting? Right,
You get the frosting up top and the cake at
the bottom. You can fix that problem real easy. Peel
your cupcake, Peel the little paper off, take the ball
part that was in that paper. You just kind of
pinch it ever so softly until it makes like a
little a little cupcake disc. You put that on top. Boom,
(13:07):
you got a cupcake sandwich. If you just spit water
out of your mouth, I'm sorry, but you needed to
know this information. Try try with him. I guess it
would work with a muffin, but it's mainly with the
frosted items your cupcakes. Cupcake sandwich is the way to go.
And a fun fact this I actually I learned due
(13:29):
to my oldest low protein diet. I've talked about it before.
He's got a rare metabog thing called pku where he
can't break down protein. So we have to alter a
lot of our recipes in our lives all the time.
And this is a cupcake altering recipe that this is
the only way I like to eat cupcakes now, instead
of adding whatever ingredients go in there, I think it's
(13:51):
oil and eggs. Correct in like a in like a
cupcake mix. This isn't even from scratch. You go to
the store, you get a funfetti pre made whatever flavor
you like, and instead of the eggs and the oil,
you just had about ten ins as a sprite, ten
ounces of sprite. Make the moist cupcake you've ever seen
(14:13):
in your life. Bake those bad boys up icing on
the top, pinch the bottom, make it a sandwich. I'm
way too excited about this, but I want to tell you,
and if you do it, just tag me on Instagram.
I would love to just share on my Instagram story
a sleu of people eating cupcakes the right way, called
it the Tina Fey way. If you will, You're welcome
(14:35):
more bangers on the way. What are we getting into
the computer froze? I can't tell you here they go
Chris Brown on the way. We'll get you some fitty
some jojo as well, and blame it Jamie Fox and
Tea Pain all on the way. Next on your summer
party station, We're ninety six five Kiss FM.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
Eighty sixty five Kiss FM is Cleveland's summer party station.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I just to love his bos.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Make kiss your number one pre set on the free
IR radio app and turn up your party Playlist's.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Cleveland's summer party station. Ninety six to five Kiss Fum
The Jeremie Show. Got those Halsey tickets on the way
under twenty minutes. We got you covered there, friend, uh bigh.
I don't know where these raccoons are coming from. I
don't know if Northeast Ohio has just a high population
of raccoon owners. But in Doylestown, Wayne count a raccoon
(15:33):
was found similarly a couple of weeks ago. It was
a traffic stop in Springfield. Bodycam footage from Springfield police
saw a raccoon smoking a meth pipe that you can
find on the podcast Jeremiah Show on demand free iHeartRadio
app where it gets you favorite podcast. This time raccoon
found Monday morning. Doylestown police said they spotted a suspicious
(15:56):
box truck with its blinkers on on the one hundred
block of Coolie Your Drive by one. They found a
raccoon in there snacking a well look what appears to
be Graham crackers in the front seat, just enjoying life.
Live in the dream Doyles. Tem police haven't reported what
(16:17):
was actually in the box truck. It looks quite dirty.
It looks like it was abandoned. So the question is
how did Ricky get in there? I'm naming him Ricky
the Raccoon, by the way, just because I love annunciation.
The pictures absolutely adorable. Why are raccoons the most adorable
(16:37):
looking but vicious animal I've ever seen in my life? Right?
You ever seen one like? I? Remember when I used
to get up. I used to get up way too
early to do this job. I don't know if you remember.
And I would leave my house before the sudden came up.
And there's a there's a sewer grade right as I
start down my road after I leave the cul de sac. Yeah,
I live in a cul de sac. Let me alone, Tina.
(17:00):
And every once in a while I would see the
little glimmer, the shining of beady little eyes coming out
of that sewer grade. And you know that's raccoons just waiting,
waiting to pounce on your trash. And that's what I
think happened here in this situation down in Doylestown, is
that a raccoon just saw an opening. He got a
little sniff and his snout somewhere to go. Those cram crackers,
(17:24):
That's what Ricky said to himself, and he found a
way to finagle his way in that truck. I can't
tell by the pictures if there's an open window anywhere.
I'm also very curious what was in the truck. You
would think if it was a family of raccoons like
that would be that would be in the in the
(17:46):
news story. Right, There's no way. There's no way that
it was a pack of raccoons, a gaze of raccoons,
if you will, or a nursery of raccoons? Did I
google that? Don't worry about me, Halsey Tickets Next in.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Eighty six five, Kiss FM is Cleveland Summer party State.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
The Kiss You'll Love is back, I Get seen again more.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Make Kiss your number one pre set on the free
irt radio app and turn up your party playlist.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Cleveland summer party station.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Ninety six five Kiss FM, Kiss FM for me.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Three's Old School Square Off time on the Jomia Show.
We're ninety six five Kiss FM. Let's get to College twenty.
It's Jess in the ak rowdy. Jess, good afternoon, Hey girl,
Hey Jess. That's short for Jessica, right correct?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Also not your wife.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Thank you, appreciate you. For those who don't know, I'm
under contractual obligations, I Messa. I must ask all Jessica's
if they're my wife, because they're tricky. Jess, You're ready
to win here es all. It's the old school square off,
an old school name that tune. I'm gonna play you
this song. You get about ten seconds of it, tell
me title and artists, and you win. Okay, Okay, good.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Luck, come Malaiday, come, come my lady, Jess and the
ak ridy.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
What song is that?
Speaker 6 (19:09):
It is?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Butterfly Bye.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Three two one? Yes, I'm so sorry you ran out
of time.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I just thought on the radio yesterday too.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh man, we'll try to call back. Okayans bye two
one six five seven eight ninety six five. Oh she
got half of it? Can you figure out the other half?
If you do. We'll send you to Halsey at Blossom.
It's your summer party station. Were ninety six five Kiss
fmlsome old school square off time on the Jeremiah Show.
(19:49):
It's ninety six five Kiss FM. Monica and Cleveland up
next to play Monica. Good afternoon, Hey girl, Hi Monica,
Welcome into the program. How are you liking we? I
don't know if you noticed. Over Memorial Day we made
a shift to the playlist and we're just kind of
keeping it, just playing bangers. How we how we liking it?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
It was great. My boyfriend visited, like, that's literally what
we listened to you like all weekend. I love it.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well, you're gonna hear it all summer the same. I mean,
let me just talk about what's coming up in the
five o'clock hour. We got my house flow Rider, we
got Ghetto Superstar on the way, Miss Jackson, just straight
up bangers Monica. That's all on the way. But let's
get you prepped for Halsey. All you gotta do is
tell me what this song is title an artist? Can
you win? Okay, okay, good luck. I'm gonna play you
(20:31):
a different chunk up at stand by for one second.
Here we go here, it comes here. How about this part?
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
But since you're being around, you're a woman, Dan Dance,
Come by day day, Come, come by day day.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Monniking Cleveland for Halsey tickets. Who is that?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
It is a butterfly by Crazy Cow.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
That's right, you're going to Halsey. Well, I hope your
boyfriend's back in town for the show. It's in a
couple of weeks in Blossom.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Oh yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
You guys have the best time in the world. Thank
you so much for listening. Monica, Thank you all right,
sit tight, I'm gonna get the info from you all
for the air and more hookups for you tomorrow. Cleveland.
You know we got you four to forty five. It
might be a double old school square off on the
program doing a three thirty and four thirty hour We
got you. We're your a c up station ninety six five.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Kids.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I'm up. Let's be smart about this. I'm so smart.
It's time to smart you up, CLEVELANDZ.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
With Jeremiah's fun.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Fact of the Day, bangers and fun facts, it's what
we do here on the chair on Maya show, we
finally have the answer to the question we've all wanted
to know what came first, the chicken or the egg. This,
according to scientists at the University of Sheffield, the answer
to chicken, and it comes down to biochemistry. Eggshells are
made up of using a specific protein called ovo Clydean seventeen.
(21:49):
That's OC seventeen, and this protein is only produced in
the ovaries of hens and other words. Without a chicken,
there can be no biological mechanism to form an eggshell.
That might have been one of the most intelligent things
I've ever said on this show. So while evolutionary mutations
may have eventually created what we not call it chicken,
the first true chicken egg can only exist once the
(22:11):
chicken itself already existed, science, said Jarre Am i show
on ninety six five Kiss FM with your Genius of
the Day. Someone who's done something so stupid, anything you've
done pails in comparison. She did it, but it's Michael
Jackson's fault. It's what a thirty one year old DC
woman is saying after she was arrested after getting naked
(22:32):
in the hotel lobby and throwing alcohol bottles at guests. Yeah,
DC police got a call about a disorderly person at
a Hilton Garden me In around five pm. The caller
said the lady was in the hotel taking her clothes off.
Officers found her is sitting on a high top table,
completely naked with glass all over the floor. Oh your feet.
(22:53):
When asked what happened, she said, my Lord and Savior
Michael Jackson told me to do this. It's not clear
if she was on drugs. Probably was, but she started
ranting about quote white people and told cops she happens
to be a very racist person. She eventually told them
just take her to jail. She faced the chargey for
assault on lawful entry, destruction of property, lewd acts, and
(23:15):
disorderly conduct. You know what, they might have believed her
if she maybe did the moonwalk. But I think like
three percent of the world can do the moonlaw.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Thanks for listening to that Jeremiah Show on demand. For more,
find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at j Show
Radio Pans weekdays two to six on ninety six five
Kiss FM.
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