July 2, 2024 • 22 mins
Jasmine pinned her curfew break on an ex friend! Bad karma....also what kind of pasta are you bringing to the cookout? Brushing our teeth is newer than color TV for americans. And Jeremiah's saves some special math for Maia from sales.
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To me. I'm smart for you. It's a Cheremiah show and this is
how you an say five all ourfriends, welcome into your Tuesday. Hopefully
you got a short week this weekand you just kind of phoning it in.
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But thank you for having us on. Whether we're on your radio in
your car, AirPods in your earsor whatever listening device you use, or
a smart speaker there at home,free iHeartRadio app. We got you covered.
Let's get into it. Let's startwith good vibes, good things happening
in your life. Tell us allabout it, Celebrate goodness. That's what
we do with good vibes. Youcan text him in a two one,
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six, five, seven eight,ninety six five Oh, drop a message
on that aforementioned I heard radio afterred microphone is called a talkback comes to
the station right here, and that'spretty much what we're gonna do. We're
gonna spread all those good vibes andremind you you're five days away from Justice,
Timberlake and Cleveland. Just that flyin case you're starting with a bad
week, that is in your future. Cleveland ninety six five Kiss FM did
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Jar on my show on ninety sixfive Kiss FM Happy Tuesday. Everybody,
welcome in. Good vibes are spreadthem all over Cleveland. Good things happening
in your life? You can textthem and if you'd like, we'd love
it. Two one six ninety sixfive. Oh, Viilly has got some
good vibes. Villy, tell mesomething good that happened to you today in
your life. Oh, laser surgeryon my torn retino on your geez,
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as long as it's fixed. Thereyou go. You torn retina got lasered
and it got fixed. That's goodvibes. No, we'll take that.
Okay, you didn't get to youdidn't get you didn't get your retina laser
today? Did you this morning?And you're driving a car. I drew
a van for the handicaps too.I can see you know. I'm not
a doctor. I haven't. Idon't know why I'm giving my opinion like
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it actually means something. I'm adumb guy on the radio. I know
nothing about how eyes work. Well. Good, I'm glad you're your retina's
got lasered. They're good and youwere able to get your your handy capable
people from point A to point Btoday. There's your good vibes Billy,
Thank you, I love it.Have a great day. Thank you so
much for listening. Who am yeit's the Jeremiah Show. The guy on
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ninety six five Kiss out now numberone song in the country right now on
Jeremiah Show, it's ninety six fiveKiss Them. I heard and you know
I didn't get any any actual emailshis show at Blossom. Did I hear
it? Sold on? I shouldreally fact fact check this up before I
put it on the radio. Well, either way, you know we're gonna
have your hookup for those tickets,so you just keep it right here.
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On ninety six five Kiss FM.I've heard rumblings maybe maybe sometime next week.
That's all I'm gonna say for now. That's all I can say.
Contract. I'm getting phone calls probablyright now telling me to shut up,
so I'm gonna do that. I'mgonna keep spreading good vibes. If you've
got good things happening in your life, text them into the show. Two
one sixty five seventy ninety six five. Oh Nikki, what you got to
spread the good vibes? Me andmy voice friend are doing Jordash We got
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a sixty dollars six does that isthat that I don't I don't know how
the door dash works. So yousixty dollars means what to your pocket?
Sixty dollars. Oh, that's likelike a sixty dollars tip. So like
it was an instacart, so somelike most of the orders have like a
base, yeah, and then therest is the tip. So usually the
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basti is only like two to sevendollars and then the rest is usually and
that one was sixty Yeah, whatdid you deliver? Caviart? No,
just like Meyer, a grocery orderfrom Little Meyer order man, geez I
like someone's putting some good vibes outthere in the world and you you were
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the recipient of it. Yes,we were. Do yourself a favorite.
Treat yourself with that a little bit, don't save it, don't pay bills
with it. You got to treatthat one all right. Oh, of
course guaranteed. I appreciate it.Nikki, thank you so much for calling
the show. Yeah, thank you, day Hie Cleveland. We need to
talk. It's sit here on Mayashow ninety six to five kiss f M.
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Of course, with the fourth ofJuly coming up, a lot of
people cooking out I'll be there onthe grill, smoke in the brisket.
I be making some hot dogs too, don't know if I'll be making a
Brazilian dog. Now you might beasking yourself, Jeremiah, why would you
even say the word Brazilian dog.I don't know what that is. I'm
confused right now. Now I'm alittle bit hungry because you said hot dog.
I get it. Google just postedthe top hot dog style in each
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state to see what basically what peopleare googling most who aren't too surprising Chicago
obviously, Illinois Chicago style hot dogsboom. A few others you might want
to try if you would like to. According to Google Trends, the Korean
hot dog is the top search ina bunch of states this year. It's
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kind of like a corn dog,but with a different batter. I'm not
a big corn dog guy. No, my boy Austin love big corn dog
guy. Corn dog. So theBrazilian dog tops the list here in Ohio.
In Connecticut, it's a hot dogcovered in meat, sauce, Parmesan
sounds good, shoe string potatoes okay, and peas Nope, I'm out peas
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are the most gross thing. Onthe planet. For the record, why
the balls would you put them ona hot dog? You can google it
and tell me if you try thisthing. The meat sauce, I'm assuming
it's basically a coney sauce. Butwhy are we putting peas? If you've
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tried one of these, let meknow, hit me with a text really
quick two one ninety six five zero. Also on the list, you've got
the white hot dog that is NewYork's number one, especially upstate New York.
The meat is a combination of beef, pork, and veal. A
white hot dog deal. Huh huh. These all look like trash, like
absolute trash, dirty dallar dirty waterdogs. I'm assuming that's just like the
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hot dogs you put in water right. Oh no, there's a whole thing
here. Listen to this. Youput take six to ten hot dogs,
not skinless, a little bit ofwater, two tablespoons of red wine vinegar,
a big pinch of ground cubin garlic, powder, nutmeg, and a
tiny pitch of curing salt, andthat is how you make a dirty water
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dog. I did not realize therewas just so many types of hot dogs.
Is anyone out here eating these weirdass hot dogs. Please let me
know. Like I said, youcan text two one six five seventy ninety
six five. Oh, hit meon that iHeartRadio app. It's free red
microphone. Leave me message right hereon the station. Tell me if you've
tried this Brazilian hot dog because itsounds like absolute dog water to me.
No offense to the dirty water hotdogs. It's a Jeremiah Show. Kiss
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FMO Full Tuesday edition of the JaramiaShow. It's ninety six five Kiss FM.
If you missed it. Eminem releasedthe trailer. I haven't even watched
yet because it's petrifying. The Deathof Slim Shady is coming out, and
the trailer came out last night alongwith a new song as well. We'll
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get you going here on the chairon my issue where your hook up station
we look up with all kinds ofthings, right Death of Flims shading ten
days from right now. It's comingout for you. I'm pumped for it
myself. Also, I need toknow, am I the only person in
this small sect of the world thatthinks fireworks is overrated? Listen, You're
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not gonna I'm not gonna pooh poohon the fourth of July one of my
favorite holidays. Obviously suck at Britain. Aha, right, Okay, love
it, love to get together withthe friends. I just don't see the
appeal of fireworks anymore. I believeI did when I was a kid,
especially when I was a teenager,and we would shoot bottle rockets at each
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other at my buddy's Matt's house,because it was out in the country and
we could do that and get awaywith it, lighting them with his dad
Lucky Strike unfiltered. Not recommending youdo that. I'm just telling you how
we lived our lives back in theearly two thousands. I enjoyed that.
But now the thought of going toa parking lot and like looking up and
watching explosions happen in the air,I sit back, I'm like, Eh,
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there's so many, so many differentthings I think I'd rather be spending
my time on. I don't knowif I'm just being a curmudgeon about it,
or if maybe maybe there is asmall section of this world that is
in the same boat with me,Like, Eh, fireworks, they're fine.
They accomplish what they're going to accomplish, but I don't necessarily need it
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to get through my fourth of Julycalling yell at me if you want two
one, six seven eight ninety sixfive vot. You can yell into the
text too. It's the same number. And are you with me? Are
you with me? That fireworks arecompletely overrated? Even lighting them anymore,
it really doesn't do it for me. Some roaman candles in the backyard.
Now, I'm afraid I'm gonna setmy pine trees on fire? Are they
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over? Do we need a newtradition? Do we need to change the
lyrics to the star spangled banner?That's where it comes from, right,
Like the reason we do fireworks isbecause of Francis Scott Key, the bombs
bursting in air. Right if youlistening on the iHeartRadio two, you can
yell at me. There red microphonetap that it's called a talk bat comes
to me right here in the studio. I think, come on, we're
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you at my fellow. Fireworks areoverrated? Cleveland number one, next station
ninety six, Kiss fl Listen.The expletives in the text aren't necessary.
I just talked about I think fireworksare a little bit overrated. Okay,
sit you are on my show ninetysix to five, Kiss ff. Can
we just make it about meat?Right? Tell me something more American than
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a big old smoke slab of meatin your mouth on the fourth of July.
Got you've got secrets? We lovesecrets. If you here, the
better is the Cleveland Confessional? Stillthat sy time for one Cleveland to admit
something they can't admit to the peoplein their life. That's what happens with
the Cleveland Confessional. If you've gotone, hit us with the DMAJ Show
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Radio and maybe we'll call you back, like we're gonna called Jasmine right now.
Hi, looking for Jasmin? IsJasmine available? Yeah? This is
Jasmin. Jasmine had seacher on myshow ninety six five Kiss FM. Hey
girl, Hey Jasmine, do youremember dming it's about having a Cleveland Confessional?
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Oh yeah, okay, yeah,okay, good. Yeah, I'm
here to collect on it. Ifyou have a moment to speak with us,
Are you in a safe space youcan tell us your secret like the
wrong people won't hear. Yeah,I'm I'm by myself. Okay, Jasmine,
what do you want to confess?Okay? So basically I rat it
out the wrong friend because I don'tlike her. That's mean Okay, I'm
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gonna stay with you for a second. Tell me how we got to this
point where you had to rat outthe wrong friend. What happened? Okay,
Well, I'm living out my lastcouple of months with my parents so
I go to college, so inyou know, just a few weeks really,
and they're basically right now making melive by their rules. And they're
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really conservative, like I had totake sets of clothes to school conservative.
Okay, and I've just been sneakingout spending time with my boyfriend. I
mean, we're both going away tocollege, so it's like this is the
end of it, and it's likesome spending time with him. And I
got busted coming home last week,and I just didn't want to pass up
that I was with my boyfriend,like there was no reason, So I
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just told my parents that I wasout with this girl that used to be
my bestie in middle school. Butmy parents are just like oblivious to who
my friends are in high school.So it's like the perfect crime, except
I heard from Yeah, well Ididn't think it was going to come back,
but then I heard from another friendthat this girl's parents went off on
her, like you know, listedor whatever, because apparently my parents called
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her parents and she's denying it,but they're not believing her, and like
she's been trying to get a holdof me, but I'm not responding because
I don't want to ruin the restof my summer. So I'm just like
whatever, Oh, you're washing yourhands of the situation you created. Yeah,
she's not cool, Like like alot of stuff went down, but
my parents don't know that, andthey're like, okay, you're with her.
And then I didn't know they weregoing to call their parents, but
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they did. Oh wow, gotsomething you want to get fast? Since
the dm pat Show radio, it'salmost meat time. That sounds like I
said meat time. It sounded likemeat time. That's what it was supposed
to sound like. It's meat.I had to go podcast my from sales
hanging out. Yeah, you're you'recheesed up. I ate a string tease.
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You're ready to go? Was thatyour lunch tonight? It? Yeah?
Well, basically, what are yourplans for the fourth Are we going
back home to the Tater Tod family? I will be at the Guardians game.
Oh, you'll be here all weekend? Farewell, So have you made
any plans for any Fourth of Julyparties where you need to bring sustenance you
know what. I haven't. ButI like where you're going with this,
So if this conversation goes well,maybe I will do. So what's the
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normal maya thing to bring to acookout if you're invited to what not at
your parents' house? Because we knowif that's the case, you bring nothing.
No, I would maybe try tobring something to my parents' house.
But this is a great question,and I love it, and I have
multiple answers. I like it.Number one, a really good pasta salad,
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not a basic stupid like white peoplepasta salad, a really good one,
like a lot just like a lotof stuff in it. What are
your go to it? Obviously you'regonna put some peppers in there, some
tomato, yeah, Like the goalis for everything to be about the same,
like size and shape. Every bite'sa good bite. What are you
putting in there? I like tomake like a Mediterranean one, some like
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kalamada, olives and all right,well and lots of like little like cucumber
and I don't know, I haven'tmade this a long time, but just
like a kitchen sink, what's thego to nude? Yes, sorry,
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you broke a second. Great question. I love a I love a routini,
all right, that's like a classicpasta salad. I grew up with
spaghetti insane. No no, no, no, no, no, get
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out of my face with that.I grew up with spaghetti pasta salad.
Why why is it wrong? Tellme why it's wrong? Because you have
to swirl it up in your forkget all the other stuff. How hard
is it to get a piece ofroutini on a fork or even a bow
tie? A bow tie is damnnear impossible to comment exactly. No,
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you're right, but I hate itanyway. I'm coming from a weird place
that is starting to make sense.Is the minutes past? I'm mad that
it makes sense, and I don'twant to talk about that. Second thing
I bring okay is a blondie recipeworkshops? Did you bring the blondie in
the office? Yeah? Yeah,no, I got to make yes,
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please, thank you? Just forme, yep, just for me.
I would like those. Have youever made jello pretzel salad? What?
So? This popped up on awebsite Google trends in like the popular things
that people are searching for this Fourthof July season to celebrate the birth of
our country, and jello pretzel saladis up there as one of the most
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popular things. Let me give yousome of the ingredients. So you start
with a pretzel, like a pretzelbed. Oh, crush pretzels. Okay,
So it's like a pie crust.Sure, okay, I'm sure there's
some butter or whatever in there.And then you uh yeah, with melted
butter. You put it in thepan, bake that up, and then
you put like a strawberry uh substancebecause it's not raw strawberry strawberries and liquid.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, strawberry. And then before you put that
down, you put a cream cheeselayer on top of the pretzel. Oh
it's a gelatin, that's right,jellow. Oh that's the jello, the
strawberries, jello, strawberry chunks withjello. Oh okay, it doesn't sound
like a salad. That sounds likea pie. And then you top it
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with just a pound and a halfof spaghetti. I know, I know,
I'm sorry. You can if youwant to, you can if you
want to. The rest of uslive on Earth, a planet where pasta
salad is short cut and it's notright. The Jeremiah Show. You're like
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a mental patient. It's going torelease from them. Did Jeremiah Show ninety
six five? KISSFM. Maya isin the middle of her important sales meeting
emails, but she's taking time tochat with me about the dumbest things on
the planet. It's the best.I contain multitudes you. You're a Swiss
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army knife of content. Yeah.How many cheefess can fit in a pool?
WHOA? So I have saved thisconversation. I've been back from vacation
for three ass whole weeks. Threethree ass whole weeks, three ass whole
weeks. Okay, yes, allright, and this is this I might
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have had some assistance coming up withthis idea. I'm going to find the
picture, okay, and I'm goingto show it to you. We're guessing
that the poll size was about eighteencall it twenty feet long, about maybe
ten feet wide. Okay, thisis the pool at our vacation house now,
said North Carolina. We'll call ittwenty by ten. We're sitting there
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by the pool and trying to figureout how many cheese its would it take
to just top layer that pool.Yeah, I say fifty thousand, fifty
thousand, yes, okay, twentyby eight huh right, many square feet?
I'm going square inches? Okay,Well, because you got to start
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with feet, right, and youmultiply bytes. That's what two hundred and
forty by one hundred and twenty Okay. Do we know how deep it was?
You can't know just the top layer. We're not feeling it. Layer,
we're not feeling it. Okay,that's insane, just the best.
That's where the line is drawn.All right. We just want to layer
the top and cheese it. Then. I my answer is, twenty eight
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thousand, eight hundred cheeses? Howbig is it? Cheese it? I
believe that a cheese it is abouta one by one inch by one inch
square, Okay, And I thinkthat that's actually a really easy calculation because
then you just do the area oftwenty by ten a cheese it is one
inch by point ninety four inches,so perfect, all right, twenty eight
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thousand, six hundred Jesus, allright, fine, if we have mathemat
God, if we have mathematicians,listen to this show? How much how
much dummery do they feel when theyget home after listening. To be honest,
I think I was probably a breathof fresh air for them today.
All right, if you can figureout that we said the pools twenty by
ten, how many cheese it's tolayer, just the top layer, so
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a single layer of cheese its acrossthe surface area of said pool. Yeah,
validate me, mathematicians. I knowyou're listening to me. I'm smart
one six seven eight ninety six fivezero collar text. Thanks bye, Let's
be smart about this. I'm smart, so smart. It's kind to smart
you up, Cleveland. We're notgoing to be the stupid people anymore.
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With Jeremiah's fun Fact of the day, all right, knowledge nouget time.
We give it to each and everyday, and showed a little piece of
information, a fun fact if youwill, about something you could take with
you inform somebody. Maybe tell yourdentist this one, because did you know,
brushing your teeth didn't take off herein the United States until after World
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War Two. Now, it happenedafter World War two because soldiers came home
and brought the habit with them.I don't know if it's because maybe they
learn from their fellow allies that brushingyour teeth is good for you, or
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if maybe it's a thing in themilitary that brushing your teeth is good for
you. Here's what I know.I'm a once a day brusher, zero
cavities every time I go. Ah. Sit here on my show on ninety
six five KISSFM with your genius ofthe day, someone who's go go ahead.
Anything you've done pales in comparison.And let's travel. Shall we wear
team to Florida? Do you liketo cuddle? Well, some guys don't
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and what one woman did something aboutit? Jillian down in Seminole, Florida,
on Sunday was arrested after her boyfriendrefused to cuddle, so she bit
him in the face. The firstcops say this all started Saturday night when
she tried to engage in some quotephysical intimacy and he wasn't interested. They
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say she got rejected again in themorning when she continually tried to cuddle with
him. Then it got physical,but not nope, not that way.
Family Show. She alledgedly, yankedhis chest air, scratched his face and
bit him on the forehead. Onthe forehead, Oh, then she broke
his fun for good measure. Shefaces domestic battery misdemeanor charges and the judge
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order to have no contact with herboyfriend. So he might be her ex.
No, let's be honest, he'llbe back together next week. Thanks
for listening to That Jeremiah Show ondemand. For more, find us on
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ninety six five Kizz FM
To me. I'm smart for you. It's a Cheremiah show and this is
how you an say five all ourfriends, welcome into your Tuesday. Hopefully
you got a short week this weekand you just kind of phoning it in.
(00:22):
But thank you for having us on. Whether we're on your radio in
your car, AirPods in your earsor whatever listening device you use, or
a smart speaker there at home,free iHeartRadio app. We got you covered.
Let's get into it. Let's startwith good vibes, good things happening
in your life. Tell us allabout it, Celebrate goodness. That's what
we do with good vibes. Youcan text him in a two one,
(00:42):
six, five, seven eight,ninety six five Oh, drop a message
on that aforementioned I heard radio afterred microphone is called a talkback comes to
the station right here, and that'spretty much what we're gonna do. We're
gonna spread all those good vibes andremind you you're five days away from Justice,
Timberlake and Cleveland. Just that flyin case you're starting with a bad
week, that is in your future. Cleveland ninety six five Kiss FM did
(01:07):
Jar on my show on ninety sixfive Kiss FM Happy Tuesday. Everybody,
welcome in. Good vibes are spreadthem all over Cleveland. Good things happening
in your life? You can textthem and if you'd like, we'd love
it. Two one six ninety sixfive. Oh, Viilly has got some
good vibes. Villy, tell mesomething good that happened to you today in
your life. Oh, laser surgeryon my torn retino on your geez,
(01:29):
as long as it's fixed. Thereyou go. You torn retina got lasered
and it got fixed. That's goodvibes. No, we'll take that.
Okay, you didn't get to youdidn't get you didn't get your retina laser
today? Did you this morning?And you're driving a car. I drew
a van for the handicaps too.I can see you know. I'm not
a doctor. I haven't. Idon't know why I'm giving my opinion like
(01:51):
it actually means something. I'm adumb guy on the radio. I know
nothing about how eyes work. Well. Good, I'm glad you're your retina's
got lasered. They're good and youwere able to get your your handy capable
people from point A to point Btoday. There's your good vibes Billy,
Thank you, I love it.Have a great day. Thank you so
much for listening. Who am yeit's the Jeremiah Show. The guy on
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ninety six five Kiss out now numberone song in the country right now on
Jeremiah Show, it's ninety six fiveKiss Them. I heard and you know
I didn't get any any actual emailshis show at Blossom. Did I hear
it? Sold on? I shouldreally fact fact check this up before I
put it on the radio. Well, either way, you know we're gonna
have your hookup for those tickets,so you just keep it right here.
(02:35):
On ninety six five Kiss FM.I've heard rumblings maybe maybe sometime next week.
That's all I'm gonna say for now. That's all I can say.
Contract. I'm getting phone calls probablyright now telling me to shut up,
so I'm gonna do that. I'mgonna keep spreading good vibes. If you've
got good things happening in your life, text them into the show. Two
one sixty five seventy ninety six five. Oh Nikki, what you got to
spread the good vibes? Me andmy voice friend are doing Jordash We got
(02:59):
a sixty dollars six does that isthat that I don't I don't know how
the door dash works. So yousixty dollars means what to your pocket?
Sixty dollars. Oh, that's likelike a sixty dollars tip. So like
it was an instacart, so somelike most of the orders have like a
base, yeah, and then therest is the tip. So usually the
(03:21):
basti is only like two to sevendollars and then the rest is usually and
that one was sixty Yeah, whatdid you deliver? Caviart? No,
just like Meyer, a grocery orderfrom Little Meyer order man, geez I
like someone's putting some good vibes outthere in the world and you you were
(03:44):
the recipient of it. Yes,we were. Do yourself a favorite.
Treat yourself with that a little bit, don't save it, don't pay bills
with it. You got to treatthat one all right. Oh, of
course guaranteed. I appreciate it.Nikki, thank you so much for calling
the show. Yeah, thank you, day Hie Cleveland. We need to
talk. It's sit here on Mayashow ninety six to five kiss f M.
(04:04):
Of course, with the fourth ofJuly coming up, a lot of
people cooking out I'll be there onthe grill, smoke in the brisket.
I be making some hot dogs too, don't know if I'll be making a
Brazilian dog. Now you might beasking yourself, Jeremiah, why would you
even say the word Brazilian dog.I don't know what that is. I'm
confused right now. Now I'm alittle bit hungry because you said hot dog.
I get it. Google just postedthe top hot dog style in each
(04:30):
state to see what basically what peopleare googling most who aren't too surprising Chicago
obviously, Illinois Chicago style hot dogsboom. A few others you might want
to try if you would like to. According to Google Trends, the Korean
hot dog is the top search ina bunch of states this year. It's
(04:51):
kind of like a corn dog,but with a different batter. I'm not
a big corn dog guy. No, my boy Austin love big corn dog
guy. Corn dog. So theBrazilian dog tops the list here in Ohio.
In Connecticut, it's a hot dogcovered in meat, sauce, Parmesan
sounds good, shoe string potatoes okay, and peas Nope, I'm out peas
(05:17):
are the most gross thing. Onthe planet. For the record, why
the balls would you put them ona hot dog? You can google it
and tell me if you try thisthing. The meat sauce, I'm assuming
it's basically a coney sauce. Butwhy are we putting peas? If you've
(05:39):
tried one of these, let meknow, hit me with a text really
quick two one ninety six five zero. Also on the list, you've got
the white hot dog that is NewYork's number one, especially upstate New York.
The meat is a combination of beef, pork, and veal. A
white hot dog deal. Huh huh. These all look like trash, like
absolute trash, dirty dallar dirty waterdogs. I'm assuming that's just like the
(06:03):
hot dogs you put in water right. Oh no, there's a whole thing
here. Listen to this. Youput take six to ten hot dogs,
not skinless, a little bit ofwater, two tablespoons of red wine vinegar,
a big pinch of ground cubin garlic, powder, nutmeg, and a
tiny pitch of curing salt, andthat is how you make a dirty water
(06:27):
dog. I did not realize therewas just so many types of hot dogs.
Is anyone out here eating these weirdass hot dogs. Please let me
know. Like I said, youcan text two one six five seventy ninety
six five. Oh, hit meon that iHeartRadio app. It's free red
microphone. Leave me message right hereon the station. Tell me if you've
tried this Brazilian hot dog because itsounds like absolute dog water to me.
No offense to the dirty water hotdogs. It's a Jeremiah Show. Kiss
(06:49):
FMO Full Tuesday edition of the JaramiaShow. It's ninety six five Kiss FM.
If you missed it. Eminem releasedthe trailer. I haven't even watched
yet because it's petrifying. The Deathof Slim Shady is coming out, and
the trailer came out last night alongwith a new song as well. We'll
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get you going here on the chairon my issue where your hook up station
we look up with all kinds ofthings, right Death of Flims shading ten
days from right now. It's comingout for you. I'm pumped for it
myself. Also, I need toknow, am I the only person in
this small sect of the world thatthinks fireworks is overrated? Listen, You're
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not gonna I'm not gonna pooh poohon the fourth of July one of my
favorite holidays. Obviously suck at Britain. Aha, right, Okay, love
it, love to get together withthe friends. I just don't see the
appeal of fireworks anymore. I believeI did when I was a kid,
especially when I was a teenager,and we would shoot bottle rockets at each
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other at my buddy's Matt's house,because it was out in the country and
we could do that and get awaywith it, lighting them with his dad
Lucky Strike unfiltered. Not recommending youdo that. I'm just telling you how
we lived our lives back in theearly two thousands. I enjoyed that.
But now the thought of going toa parking lot and like looking up and
watching explosions happen in the air,I sit back, I'm like, Eh,
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there's so many, so many differentthings I think I'd rather be spending
my time on. I don't knowif I'm just being a curmudgeon about it,
or if maybe maybe there is asmall section of this world that is
in the same boat with me,Like, Eh, fireworks, they're fine.
They accomplish what they're going to accomplish, but I don't necessarily need it
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to get through my fourth of Julycalling yell at me if you want two
one, six seven eight ninety sixfive vot. You can yell into the
text too. It's the same number. And are you with me? Are
you with me? That fireworks arecompletely overrated? Even lighting them anymore,
it really doesn't do it for me. Some roaman candles in the backyard.
Now, I'm afraid I'm gonna setmy pine trees on fire? Are they
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over? Do we need a newtradition? Do we need to change the
lyrics to the star spangled banner?That's where it comes from, right,
Like the reason we do fireworks isbecause of Francis Scott Key, the bombs
bursting in air. Right if youlistening on the iHeartRadio two, you can
yell at me. There red microphonetap that it's called a talk bat comes
to me right here in the studio. I think, come on, we're
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you at my fellow. Fireworks areoverrated? Cleveland number one, next station
ninety six, Kiss fl Listen.The expletives in the text aren't necessary.
I just talked about I think fireworksare a little bit overrated. Okay,
sit you are on my show ninetysix to five, Kiss ff. Can
we just make it about meat?Right? Tell me something more American than
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a big old smoke slab of meatin your mouth on the fourth of July.
Got you've got secrets? We lovesecrets. If you here, the
better is the Cleveland Confessional? Stillthat sy time for one Cleveland to admit
something they can't admit to the peoplein their life. That's what happens with
the Cleveland Confessional. If you've gotone, hit us with the DMAJ Show
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Radio and maybe we'll call you back, like we're gonna called Jasmine right now.
Hi, looking for Jasmin? IsJasmine available? Yeah? This is
Jasmin. Jasmine had seacher on myshow ninety six five Kiss FM. Hey
girl, Hey Jasmine, do youremember dming it's about having a Cleveland Confessional?
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Oh yeah, okay, yeah,okay, good. Yeah, I'm
here to collect on it. Ifyou have a moment to speak with us,
Are you in a safe space youcan tell us your secret like the
wrong people won't hear. Yeah,I'm I'm by myself. Okay, Jasmine,
what do you want to confess?Okay? So basically I rat it
out the wrong friend because I don'tlike her. That's mean Okay, I'm
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gonna stay with you for a second. Tell me how we got to this
point where you had to rat outthe wrong friend. What happened? Okay,
Well, I'm living out my lastcouple of months with my parents so
I go to college, so inyou know, just a few weeks really,
and they're basically right now making melive by their rules. And they're
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really conservative, like I had totake sets of clothes to school conservative.
Okay, and I've just been sneakingout spending time with my boyfriend. I
mean, we're both going away tocollege, so it's like this is the
end of it, and it's likesome spending time with him. And I
got busted coming home last week,and I just didn't want to pass up
that I was with my boyfriend,like there was no reason, So I
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just told my parents that I wasout with this girl that used to be
my bestie in middle school. Butmy parents are just like oblivious to who
my friends are in high school.So it's like the perfect crime, except
I heard from Yeah, well Ididn't think it was going to come back,
but then I heard from another friendthat this girl's parents went off on
her, like you know, listedor whatever, because apparently my parents called
(12:03):
her parents and she's denying it,but they're not believing her, and like
she's been trying to get a holdof me, but I'm not responding because
I don't want to ruin the restof my summer. So I'm just like
whatever, Oh, you're washing yourhands of the situation you created. Yeah,
she's not cool, Like like alot of stuff went down, but
my parents don't know that, andthey're like, okay, you're with her.
And then I didn't know they weregoing to call their parents, but
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they did. Oh wow, gotsomething you want to get fast? Since
the dm pat Show radio, it'salmost meat time. That sounds like I
said meat time. It sounded likemeat time. That's what it was supposed
to sound like. It's meat.I had to go podcast my from sales
hanging out. Yeah, you're you'recheesed up. I ate a string tease.
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You're ready to go? Was thatyour lunch tonight? It? Yeah?
Well, basically, what are yourplans for the fourth Are we going
back home to the Tater Tod family? I will be at the Guardians game.
Oh, you'll be here all weekend? Farewell, So have you made
any plans for any Fourth of Julyparties where you need to bring sustenance you
know what. I haven't. ButI like where you're going with this,
So if this conversation goes well,maybe I will do. So what's the
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normal maya thing to bring to acookout if you're invited to what not at
your parents' house? Because we knowif that's the case, you bring nothing.
No, I would maybe try tobring something to my parents' house.
But this is a great question,and I love it, and I have
multiple answers. I like it.Number one, a really good pasta salad,
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not a basic stupid like white peoplepasta salad, a really good one,
like a lot just like a lotof stuff in it. What are
your go to it? Obviously you'regonna put some peppers in there, some
tomato, yeah, Like the goalis for everything to be about the same,
like size and shape. Every bite'sa good bite. What are you
putting in there? I like tomake like a Mediterranean one, some like
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kalamada, olives and all right,well and lots of like little like cucumber
and I don't know, I haven'tmade this a long time, but just
like a kitchen sink, what's thego to nude? Yes, sorry,
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you broke a second. Great question. I love a I love a routini,
all right, that's like a classicpasta salad. I grew up with
spaghetti insane. No no, no, no, no, no, get
(14:41):
out of my face with that.I grew up with spaghetti pasta salad.
Why why is it wrong? Tellme why it's wrong? Because you have
to swirl it up in your forkget all the other stuff. How hard
is it to get a piece ofroutini on a fork or even a bow
tie? A bow tie is damnnear impossible to comment exactly. No,
(15:05):
you're right, but I hate itanyway. I'm coming from a weird place
that is starting to make sense.Is the minutes past? I'm mad that
it makes sense, and I don'twant to talk about that. Second thing
I bring okay is a blondie recipeworkshops? Did you bring the blondie in
the office? Yeah? Yeah,no, I got to make yes,
(15:28):
please, thank you? Just forme, yep, just for me.
I would like those. Have youever made jello pretzel salad? What?
So? This popped up on awebsite Google trends in like the popular things
that people are searching for this Fourthof July season to celebrate the birth of
our country, and jello pretzel saladis up there as one of the most
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popular things. Let me give yousome of the ingredients. So you start
with a pretzel, like a pretzelbed. Oh, crush pretzels. Okay,
So it's like a pie crust.Sure, okay, I'm sure there's
some butter or whatever in there.And then you uh yeah, with melted
butter. You put it in thepan, bake that up, and then
you put like a strawberry uh substancebecause it's not raw strawberry strawberries and liquid.
(16:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, strawberry. And then before you put that
down, you put a cream cheeselayer on top of the pretzel. Oh
it's a gelatin, that's right,jellow. Oh that's the jello, the
strawberries, jello, strawberry chunks withjello. Oh okay, it doesn't sound
like a salad. That sounds likea pie. And then you top it
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with just a pound and a halfof spaghetti. I know, I know,
I'm sorry. You can if youwant to, you can if you
want to. The rest of uslive on Earth, a planet where pasta
salad is short cut and it's notright. The Jeremiah Show. You're like
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a mental patient. It's going torelease from them. Did Jeremiah Show ninety
six five? KISSFM. Maya isin the middle of her important sales meeting
emails, but she's taking time tochat with me about the dumbest things on
the planet. It's the best.I contain multitudes you. You're a Swiss
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army knife of content. Yeah.How many cheefess can fit in a pool?
WHOA? So I have saved thisconversation. I've been back from vacation
for three ass whole weeks. Threethree ass whole weeks, three ass whole
weeks. Okay, yes, allright, and this is this I might
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have had some assistance coming up withthis idea. I'm going to find the
picture, okay, and I'm goingto show it to you. We're guessing
that the poll size was about eighteencall it twenty feet long, about maybe
ten feet wide. Okay, thisis the pool at our vacation house now,
said North Carolina. We'll call ittwenty by ten. We're sitting there
(18:03):
by the pool and trying to figureout how many cheese its would it take
to just top layer that pool.Yeah, I say fifty thousand, fifty
thousand, yes, okay, twentyby eight huh right, many square feet?
I'm going square inches? Okay,Well, because you got to start
(18:25):
with feet, right, and youmultiply bytes. That's what two hundred and
forty by one hundred and twenty Okay. Do we know how deep it was?
You can't know just the top layer. We're not feeling it. Layer,
we're not feeling it. Okay,that's insane, just the best.
That's where the line is drawn.All right. We just want to layer
the top and cheese it. Then. I my answer is, twenty eight
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thousand, eight hundred cheeses? Howbig is it? Cheese it? I
believe that a cheese it is abouta one by one inch by one inch
square, Okay, And I thinkthat that's actually a really easy calculation because
then you just do the area oftwenty by ten a cheese it is one
inch by point ninety four inches,so perfect, all right, twenty eight
(19:11):
thousand, six hundred Jesus, allright, fine, if we have mathemat
God, if we have mathematicians,listen to this show? How much how
much dummery do they feel when theyget home after listening. To be honest,
I think I was probably a breathof fresh air for them today.
All right, if you can figureout that we said the pools twenty by
ten, how many cheese it's tolayer, just the top layer, so
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a single layer of cheese its acrossthe surface area of said pool. Yeah,
validate me, mathematicians. I knowyou're listening to me. I'm smart
one six seven eight ninety six fivezero collar text. Thanks bye, Let's
be smart about this. I'm smart, so smart. It's kind to smart
you up, Cleveland. We're notgoing to be the stupid people anymore.
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With Jeremiah's fun Fact of the day, all right, knowledge nouget time.
We give it to each and everyday, and showed a little piece of
information, a fun fact if youwill, about something you could take with
you inform somebody. Maybe tell yourdentist this one, because did you know,
brushing your teeth didn't take off herein the United States until after World
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War Two. Now, it happenedafter World War two because soldiers came home
and brought the habit with them.I don't know if it's because maybe they
learn from their fellow allies that brushingyour teeth is good for you, or
(20:36):
if maybe it's a thing in themilitary that brushing your teeth is good for
you. Here's what I know.I'm a once a day brusher, zero
cavities every time I go. Ah. Sit here on my show on ninety
six five KISSFM with your genius ofthe day, someone who's go go ahead.
Anything you've done pales in comparison.And let's travel. Shall we wear
team to Florida? Do you liketo cuddle? Well, some guys don't
(21:03):
and what one woman did something aboutit? Jillian down in Seminole, Florida,
on Sunday was arrested after her boyfriendrefused to cuddle, so she bit
him in the face. The firstcops say this all started Saturday night when
she tried to engage in some quotephysical intimacy and he wasn't interested. They
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say she got rejected again in themorning when she continually tried to cuddle with
him. Then it got physical,but not nope, not that way.
Family Show. She alledgedly, yankedhis chest air, scratched his face and
bit him on the forehead. Onthe forehead, Oh, then she broke
his fun for good measure. Shefaces domestic battery misdemeanor charges and the judge
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order to have no contact with herboyfriend. So he might be her ex.
No, let's be honest, he'llbe back together next week. Thanks
for listening to That Jeremiah Show ondemand. For more, find us on
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