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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's just my dumb ears. They don't work here. This
is for you to share em. Maya show and this.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Is how you only do it.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Ysay five, my friends, It's Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
What a lovely, lovely day. You know.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Listen, the guards did what the guards did. We got
this boys, they'll be back at it. We still got
your back. Hey, welcome in. I'm so pumped to be here.
I'm so pumped you're here. We've got a full Friday
program lined up for you. Here's what I want. I
love your good vibes. You know that text the men
call them in two one six, five seven eight ninety
(00:46):
six five.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
You can also hit me up on the iHeart radio app.
Someone texted me a caricature of doctor House. Sure, why not?
That's good vibes. Whatever you want. You're on the iHeartRadio.
Click the right microphont leave me a talkback. If you
are going to celebrate some Friday night football tonight, your
team is in there, I would let you can send
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your trash talk to the talkbacks. Click it, leave your
trash talk. Cheer on your team, whatever you want to do.
I don't care if you're a player, I don't care
if you're a coach, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You're a ref. I don't care if you're a kindergartner.
Leave me.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
That will play him throughout the show today because that's
good vibe Friday. I'm a sucker for some Friday night football.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm going to Wadsworth v Brexville to I go Grizzlies.
By the way, it's home coming a height kick it off.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
New music Friday too, brand new album from Dogie Cannit's
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This is Stranger. We got cuts from this album all
day on the show.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
We're ninety six five Kiss FM. Sit chere on Maya Show,
Cleveland Party Station, ninety six five Kiss FM, your Friday program.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
We're going hope you're going with ub. We're taking here.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Good vibe now, good things going on in your world?
Text him if you won six five, seven, eight ninety
six five.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Also, it is up on that iheard radio red microphone there.
It's called a talk back. All right, Alexi, give me
your good vibes. Tell me something good that happened to
you today.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
In your life.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I'm with my kids and we're just.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Spending the night together. What are you doing? Family?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Game night?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Dude? I'm a sucker for a family game night. What's
what's in your repertoire these days?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Battleship?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, bingo.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Have you guys played spoons yet?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Spoons? I used to when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I playack tonight and rename it and just rename it
Jeremiah's and you can like photo shot my face on
the spoons.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
It'll be great, good idea.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Tell the kids, I said hi, and I hope no
one fights anybody. Thank you, Bye bye.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Let's take a chair commercial free on the Jeremiah Show.
Whoo taking over all right, Hurt Radio Music Festival. That'll
be streaming Monday the second on Hulu. What days of second, second, Thursday,
next Thursday. You'll be getting that. We're spreading good vibes
though on the program. You got him hit me up
on the app red microphone. That's a talk back you
(03:00):
know about that. Jamie's on the phone though, with the
good vibes. Jamie, tell me something good that happened to
you today.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I had to work a short work day.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Oh, a short work day today. How did we get
out of the longer work day? What kind of tricks
did you pull?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Don't know what just happened.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
They're just like, hey, Jamie, great job. You can go
home now. That is pretty much just like that kind
of work you do. Okay, there you go. They're like, Jamie,
you sold enough today, Get out.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Of here, go enjoy yourself.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
What do you sell? What kind of products?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Paint?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You're a paint seller? Okay, I did it. What's your
favorite color? I know you working in paint. You know
all the different variations of like eggshell, and there's like fifty.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Eight of them.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yes, I do like the eggs shell finish, the matter
eggs shell finish, and I'm going with all my favorite colors.
Is it's like a green gray its retreat, retreat.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh what a great I love paint?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Can I I need to get the job where I
can just name paint colors.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I think I'd be good at that.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I think so too.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Will you would just put my name in for an application?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
This radio didn't pay nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I will do that, did Jeremia Show ninety six to
five Kiss FM.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Coming up?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
We got Your Old School Square off Leanne and my
from Sales gonna stop by the one Hit Wonder edition
of Your Old School Square three forty five we'll get
you there. Lazy from the aka Rawdy joining me on
the program. Lacy, have you heard of the don't knock
it until you try it trend?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, we'll not trend.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I'm talking about things in life that like people are like, oh,
that's weird, but then when you tried, it's actually amazing.
That's what I'm talking about. You down for that?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Hell yeah, let me hit you.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
With a couple of these and maybe I'll blow your
mind and then maybe you might have one for me.
On this list, We've got frozen towels. If you ever
put a damp paper towel in the freezer for a
few minutes to quickly cool.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You down, I absolutely have.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
How about heating towels. Have you ever done the napkin
over the food in the in the microwave?
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Absolutely I have.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
That's okay, you're you're killing this. How about forcing a smile?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Oh every day?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So so, smiling broadly for a minute every morning when you're alone,
like in the shower, tricks your brain into thinking you're happy.
But that's science.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
No, for real, I definitely do some questionable things in
the mirror.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Have you what now? Huh?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Questionable things in the mirror like where I'm like, oh, yeah,
you got this.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I thought you were talking about things that you would
then do film and put on the internet for money.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's what I thought you were talking about.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Oh no, no, no, all right.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
How about a mammalian diving reflex. A mammalian diving reflex.
I might be pronouncing that wrong.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
I'm not even sure.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
It's literally just splasting water in your face while holding
your breath.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Oh okay, you know I do that to triggers.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Your nervous system to slow your heart rate down and
redirect blood to vital organs. So that's there's some more
science for you.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
No, I learned that in therapy.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
All right. How about listen therapy helps everybody? Right?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yes, all right?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And finally, I'm not on board with this at all.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
So I'm curious if your take, Lacy, cheez it's in
soup instead of crackers.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Oh no, I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
No, because that's dumb. Because cheese its are gross.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Jesus are weird.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Their homemade, their homemade. I would I might consider that,
but it's not not the commercialized box.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Well, let me tell you this, and tell me if
I'm right. Cheese its are you're literally just eating burnt cheese.
That's all you're eating. When you eat cheese.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Its absolutely as.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
What did you just say.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
As I thought you said friendly. I was very confused.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
Oh whoah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's why I would you You understand my confusion?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Now, yeah, yeah, I would not say that.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, that's just my dumb ears. They don't work.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
That's funny.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Okay, So here's my wait, wait, wait, here's my.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Don knock you try you to.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Hear me out. Hear me out.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Sour cream with pizza rolls. What, Yes, you have got
to try that at least one time in your life.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Sour cream and pizza roles is pizza and pizza rolls
with sour cream.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
That's ranch.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I swear to god, it will change your life.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, I'll try anything thrice you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Yeah, I'm serious that next time I call you.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, there we go. All right, I appreciate you, Lucy,
you know that girl? All Right, I have a great day. Bye.
Will it end up with in October to Remember ninety
six five, Kiss.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Jeremiah Show, ninety six five Kiss FM. Maya and Leanne
are still here, Ice Cube hook up on the way
by the way, guys, I have a theory I need
you to test. I need you to try to beat
me on this theory. If you would please, any any
food can be put into one of three categories, soup,
solad or sandwich.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Any food.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I agree with that, any food to test my theory
because I think I think I'm right. Are you any
food you say, any anything you eat?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, throw some.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Food and see if I can put it into a soup,
solad or sandwich category, because I think they all fit. Now,
I will preface. I know we've talked about the hot
dog being a taco thing. Hot dog, taco fallen, sandwich category.
There's three wide categories with food, all right, So any food,
anything you consume leanne.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
That can be into you want it to make sure
that I can.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I'm saying it can be.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Am I going to stump you. Yes, you're trying to
stump MEE. Jello jello is a soup, tells them, not
a soup.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You put fruit in it. Now, it's a salad. Jello alone.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Come, you're kidding, Because if you heat.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Up to jello liquid, what what does it become? Liquid? Soup?
Liquid is soup. This is a bit of a stretch gelatin.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Gelatin is almost it's almost a soup on its own,
because like it's halfway between liquid and solid.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yes, that's not how I would define.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It's a liquid consumable item.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
It's kind of like a wet salad.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
It's like a salad that swims.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I love that redbating whether it's a salad or soup
and not that it's not any of the other categories.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Well, you're insisting that it must be, So.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Give me one whipped cream whipped cream similar.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's close enough to liquid that it's a soup.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Like we're giving you miscelaney. That's not fitting correctly. We
might need a fourth category.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I think No, I think it fits. Tell me how
whipped cream does. What happens when you heat up whipped cream?
It liquefies? So I see.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
So you're saying the properties of whatever the food is,
if it can be melted down, it qualifies immediately as
a soup.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
Okay, where would you place a pretzel rod?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
A pretzel rod is a sandwich? Where he places a pretzel.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Rod is a sandwich because the outside of a pretzel
rod is what color? Okay, what's the inside? Of a
pretzel rod light Brah, you have an inside and an
outside sandwich it that's ridiculous. What about popcorn? Gas lit popcorn?
Let me think now, is it popcorn? Is it just
raw popcorn? Or are we season Are we seasoning the popcorn?
Speaker 8 (09:50):
It's popcorn?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
So with butter and salt, that's a salad.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That's a salad, okay, because it's a combination, and I'm
leaving this combination a salad and be defined is a
combination of things that make up something in some sort
in a non sandwich. What happens if you don't add
better in salt and it's just popcorn?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
If it's just popcorn by itself, I think it's gotta
be a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Son Yeah, yeah, How explain to.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Me how you could categorize a steak in the way.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
And do salad, salad, soup or sandwich?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Okay, steak is I would go at all three?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
No, it's a sandwich.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Oh I bet you met like you could put steak
into all three.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, you could do a steak soup and that'd be delicious.
Steak soup also game.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
In high school.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Sounds very steak soup.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, So, oh my gosh, this is I'm going to
be thinking about this in the middle of the night
all day.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
You're satisfied by which?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
What are you unsatisfied by a lot of them?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I'm with you on the way that you're making some
of these soups. Yeah, the pretzel just because it's different colors.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Well, it's because a sandwiches is a layered food item
that is within something.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Jay, I love you. You're out of your mind.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
There's no way that a putzel is a sandwich out.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Of context, really, no, in context.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I feel all right, I'll give you. I'll give you
one more.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I'll give you one more to try to stump me,
because I want all of these, all of these I've
succeeded in what I aim.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yes, I'd like to hear from you else if they
think you're winning.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
This two ninety six five, O, go ahead, give me
one more, give me one more. I'm gonna win this
one more fish.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yeah, food and it will easily go and soup solad
or sandwich.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Soup solad or sandwich.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
So you're thinking so much because you know it's impossible
to stump me. I'm unstumped.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Like we've done it. Twice. Okay, you do your booth.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
You're freaking me out, your logical fallacy.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, you're because you're you're thinking of things and you're like,
oh no, he's going to get that one.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
He's going to be right on that one. That one's
going to be a soup.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I mean, I don't think anybody's arguing that the majority
of food items that we could present to you could
fall into that, all of them. But your statement has
a lot of finality to it.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
It's like, oh no, there's nothing I can't go soup, salad,
or sandwich, and anything can fit into it, is what
I'm saying. Any any food, any consumable, can fit into it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
This sort of feels like the kind of thing that
like a high school debate teacher would lab up and
then make you fight to the death on.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, we're doing that, except I mean, in a sense,
it's tell me what's different, except we probably won't fight
to the death.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah for sure, not probably won't.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
What about marshmallows, marshmallows, marshmallows. Let me just well, that's
that's going to be a soup. Yeah, you can liquefy it.
You can liquefy that bad boy down.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
I mean it's kind of Gooey's.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Food.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well, it depends. Are we raw a dog in the marshmallow?
Are we heating it up?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
You know?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Even if it's heated, I don't think it's super consistency.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
And it's a sandwich, eat it, it becomes a sandwich,
it becomes a crust.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
I come across the desk and get it bite.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
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Kiss FM. We've had yourrice cube hook up all week.
We got it for you again. Today we're playing the
Kids Bop game. I've taken the kids Bop song. I've
isolated the vocals so you can just hear the lyrics.
Tell me what's on they're covering, because if you didn't know,
they change all the lyrics for kids pop songs, it's ridogulous. Hey,
(13:55):
I love sandwich, Matt's Collar twelve, Love Sandwich.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
What's going on? Brother? What's going on? Just living the dream?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Brother?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
There we go. What do you have for lunch today?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
For those who don't know, we call him Love Sandwich
Man because his lady makes some love sandwiches every day,
and not in a dirty way.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
For the record, what'd you have for lunch? Love Sandwich?
I had some pizza rolls, some Totino's pizza rolls.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Oh you know it.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
I was talking to Lazy from the ak Ratty earlier.
She said, the life hack is sour cream with pizza rolls.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, no, that's that's great too. Have you hit it
with the soccer creams? Sometimes a ranch? Do you say?
I'm a big on the ranch. I haven't tried the
sour cream yet.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Maybe at your and Lacey's recommendation, I may have to
give it a shot, yes, sir. All right, dude, here
we go, let's play the game. This is isolated vocals
of a kids bop song. It's a very popular song.
You'll just notice some of the lyrics might be off.
Tell me what this song is. We'll send you to
ice cube. All right, dude, all right, good luck, My dude, you.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Jump your.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
I do yourself in.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
To a egg?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
And why is the stuff in the going down the stairs?
That's the question. What song is that? Love Sandwich?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I love it? Who's it? Bye? Do you know?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Am I?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Bye? Bye? Man? You know what?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I didn't ask you for the artist? So that's right,
you went. I just said name of the song. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You're going to ice Cube. My lack of clarity. Normally
I asked for title and artists, but I don't. I
don't recall that I did. I just asked for the song.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
So it's I love it, I kinda pop and Charlie
XCX actually who performed that? Bad boy? But you're going
to ice Cube? Truth to power, my friend. Enjoy it, brother,
let's go. Thank you very much, Love Sandwich. You you
are so welcome. Enjoy the show. Hang on, let me
get that info. There you go. Friends, Let's continue the
commercial freedeness though, stick around, don't go anywhere. We're ninety
six to five Kiss FM sid Jeremiah Show.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Let's be smart about this, so smart. It's time to
smarten you up, Cleveland.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
We're not gonna be the stupid people anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
With Jeremiah's fun fact of the day.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Getting whack to the face with a tinety nine mile
an hour fastball is never good where Glad David Fry
is on the men. But that's not the weirdest baseball injury.
Back in the nineties, there was an MLB player named
Glenn Allen Hill. While playing for the Blue Jays in
nineteen ninety, Glenn Allen had a nightmare about spiders, tried
to run away in his dream and ended up sleepwalking.
(16:19):
In real life, he fell through a glass table, suffered
cuts on his toes and elbows, as well as carpetburn.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
On his knees.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
He spent twenty days on the injuries list. Oh Man,
carpet burner is no joke. Flash shot Sid yere on
My show A ninety six five Kiss FM with your
genius of the day, someone who's done something so stupid.
Anything you've done pails in comparison. Applet the guy who
stole ninety one manhole covers down in Georgia his mugshot
after he was caught. He's wearing a free hug shirt
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that has nothing to do with the manhole covers. Just
a fun tidbit about the story stole ninety one not
just regular manhole covers, but also like the greats as well. Obviously,
people in neighborhoods worried that people, animals, humans, babies would
fall in the holes there. Now, why did he steal
ninety one manhole covers?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
No idea? Maybe to scrap them.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
It costs about two hundred bucks to replace one, and
if you replace all of the ones he stole with locks,
it costs around thirty five thousand dollars. So I don't
know if this guy just thought it was like a
thing that like, oh, no one else is stealing man covers.
Manhole covers, I'm gonna do that. Also, i't those super heavy.
I don't request stealing things at all, but especially don't
(17:27):
steal heavy things.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
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