September 19, 2023 • 26 mins
Maia from sales has killed all productivity in Cleveland. Also can you answer questions wrong? More people are swallowing Air Pods than originally thought. Lilly's dad has a secret love child, and more breakup stories for Olivia Rodrigo tix!
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Show friends, Happy Tuesday. Iknow it's not the happiest Tuesday in the
world. Obviously, we're thinking aboutNick Chubb and that who Yeah, last
night Monday Night football. Let's let'stry to spread good vibes. I also
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just heard breaking news. Taco BellCANTEENA has closed downtown. One of our
reporters goes over there every Tuesday fromthe news station here and came back and
reported the doors have closed. You'regonna have to find somewhere else to go
after night of drinking downtown. Youcan't go to the canteen anymore. Jeraces.
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That's that's my recommendation. All right, let's turn all these bad,
bad vibes around with some good vibes. Something good that happened to you today
in your life, Spread it around, share it with the show at two,
one, six, five, seven, eight ninety six fifty. Shoot
us at DMAJ Show Radio. Leavea message. If you're listening on the
iHeart radio app, you can leavea message there. The microphone button.
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It's called a talk back. Youcan talk back to us there. All
right, let's start with April.Kick us off, tell me something good
that happened to you today. AprilOh man, I I'm doing home renovations
that are going really successful. Areyou a house flipper? I'm not a
flipper while we're flipping our own house. Oh dare you go? How is
that going? The stress level's gotto be crazy, right, Oh,
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it always is. What is themost annoying thing about flipping a house?
Oh? My gosh, time andmoney? Never enough of that. He's
gonna say, it's probably easier ifI ask you what's the least annoying.
It's probably a shorter list. Righthere you go, We'll go go have
a cocktail. Okay, you deserveit, Okay, appreciate it. All
right, So jare on my showon ninety six five Kiss FM, coming
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up. I got my Hassan andas tickets. He's coming to play house
Square. We'll play that you areWrong game for those tickets about two thirty.
We will get into that also ofyou Rodrigo tickets later in the show.
So if you're driving around doing someherons, make sure you leave us
on. Whether it's in your radioor when you get home. That's smart
speaker, your Google, your Alexa, tell them to play ninety six five
Kiss FM on. Ready, youdon't have to miss anything good vibes.
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Continuing with Elizabeth. Now, Elizabeth, tell me something good that happened to
you today. Today we'll help withsomething good happened yesterday. I'm here for
what happened yesterday was so good.So yesterday I was at work and my
friends went up to put In Bayand they ever got their wallet in our
car. So when I got offwork, I went up there and I
got their wallet out of our carand took it across on the Jettis Press
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and met him over there and stayat night, and I'm on my way
home. Hey, it's like anunintentional party. Now I know. It
was so much fun too. I'mglad I did it. Did we do
anything irresponsible? No? Of course, why not, because I'm a good
girl. All right, fine,work there you go. Okay, well
that's fine, that's fine. Okay. Did you do you just make out
with any random guys or anything likethat? No? I don't think so.
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Yeah. Helds number one Hit MusicStation six five S. If you're
on my show on ninety six fiveKiss FM, Cleveland's number one get music
station, let's send you to seeAsa Minaji's coming to play. How square
We're playing the Your Wrong Game withour contestant. It's Kelsey, it matter
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Kelsey. Good afternoon, Hager,Kelsey. How's Tuesday treating you so far?
As they're doing? All? Right? Do we need to have a
sit down? No, I thinkI'm good. Okay, I got through
the show, so yeah, you'vegot through what I got through to the
show? You got through of theprogram? Well, welcome in. We're
so happy to have you here,Kelsey. Let's play the Your Wrong game.
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It's five questions. The rules aresimple. You've got to get all
the answers wrong. If you're right, you're wrong. There's no pausing,
there's no repeating in answer, andthe answer must be in the same category.
Like if I ask you an animalquestion, I need an animal answer
makes sense? Got it all?I wish you all the luck in the
world. Here comes to dramatic music. Okay. Question number one, Kelsey,
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Monday night football was not good forthe Brownies as we dropped in ell.
But what color helmets did we wearlast night? Purple? You're wrong?
Question number two. The Jonas Brotherstore it up at the Romo Fiho
last night. The band consists ofbrothers Nick Joe and what's the third brother's
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name? Robert? Robert? You'rewrong? Question number three, Ed sharing
is taking over our iheartland in themetaverse. What color is Ed's hair?
Yellow? Yellow? You're wrong?Question number four? Chipotle used an Olivia
Rodrigo lyric in a chips and guacpost over the weekend. What type of
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food is Chipoltle pizza? Pizza?Alright? Finally? Question five? If
I Jeremiah was a zoo animal,what animal would I be? Kelsey a
gorilla? Gorilla? I mean it'shalf right but half wrong. That's right.
You. Yeah, I'm Harry likea gorilla, just not strong like
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wanting. In case you were wonderingwhat I look like? Okay, Kelsey,
congratulations. Hassan Manaj is in yourfuture funny comedian. It's gonna be
a great show. Plus, Imean, any any time you get to
go to watch anything at Playhouse Square, it's you're in for a treat.
Oh my god, so true.Have the best time in the world.
I'm gonna get more info from you. You hang tight, We'll have more
tickets for you. Hasan Manaj tomorrowand at two thirty still on the show
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today four twenty. I gotta liveyour rod Rico tickets. That's what we
did. We're hooking me up onkids, samah show. Science is not
his strong suits. How are you? How are your Microsoft's Microsoft one in
my build? How are your aMicrosoft right microscope specie? This is why
I could never do your job.I can't even say the freaking word microscope.
The Jeremiah Show now on ninety sixfives show ninety six five Kiss FM.
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And yeah, we did it againlast night. A Jonas brother is
of course Laurence the band open upfor him. We had him on the
show. But we did our upgradething again. Four people got upgraded to
the floor at the Romo Fijo,two of them on the show with us
now Melissa and Lexie who we upgradeddown to the floor. Good afternoon here
girls. Are you guys driving backsouth right now? Yeah we are.
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We are fifteen minutes away from ourapartment. So I love it well,
So allow me to catch those upwho who don't know what's going on?
Like, who are Who's Melissa?Who's Lexie? Who are we talking to
on the phone? You are twoof the four people I upgraded at Jonas
Brothers last night? Correct? Yeah? So the video. By the way,
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I was editing the video today,just reliving all the moments. You
guys's excitement, your fangirliness, everyI was all that is the vibe that
I that I love to see whenwe when we do these upgrades. How
are we feeling today? Uh,we're like cloud Yeah. So let's kind
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of walk through what happened yesterday.So you guys, you get into Rock
and Mortgage Field House. You goall the way up to section two twenty
one and when I found you,guys, you were you were looking to
buy better tickets already, right,Yeah, yeah, we were looking on
the drive and we were like,I don't know if we should do it,
and what price are we willing topay? Because I had already fought
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a ticket. So and yeah,I once we got there and I was
like, Okay, there's gonna besomething better. Yeah, we didn't like
ours, so we're trying to findsomething better. Well, and it was
hard to find tickets out If youlooked around last night, from the floor
that place was, it was packedto the brim. Yeah. Yeah,
how we did our upgrade this timewith with uh, I'm gonna mess it
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up. Melissa and Lexi and uhit Hot nailed it and Abby and her
son is. We had Lawrence thebandon who opened for Jonas. We had
him on the show yesterday, andwhen we were chatting, I had them
pick a random section and a randomrow, which was section two twenty one
because I believe the twenty first isClyde's birthday from Lawrence the Band, and
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sixteen is Gracie's birthday from Lawrence theBand, And so they picked section two
twenty one rose sixteen. And that'swhen you just saw this random guy sit.
I climbed over the seat and Isat next to you. What was
going through your brain when you justsaw this rando sitting next to you,
Lexie? Yeah, I was sooblivious because I was so focused on trying
to get in. I had noidea until like, I think you asked
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me a question about if I waslooking at tickets. I don't remember what
you asked me. So I wasso I was so focused on what I
was doing. I had no idea, dude, the tickets ever, So
you tried to purchase the tickets youthought they did? Did they ever go
through? They did it? They? God? Oh my god. I
was like, if I have topay for these things now. No,
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but thankfully, thankfully it all workedout. The payment never went through.
I got anil it was. Itjust worked out, all right. Melissa,
tell me about your experience sitting onthe floor watching one of your favorite
bands in the way. You toldme multiple times you wanted to marry Joe
Jonas growing up. I wasn't seeingthe show from where we upgraded you two.
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Yeah, so I am happily marriednot to Joe Jonas. Why yes,
I definitely growing up, I wouldwrite my name Melissa Jonas and kursa
so but so it was literally adream come true. I grew up watching
them on Disney Channel at like thepeak of Disney count days, and I
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it was literally cloud nine. Lesieand I woke up this morning and we
were just like, I can't believethat happened. We are never lucky.
This is amazing. This. Imean, this is the first concert I've
been to in years, and Ifeel like I wanted to be the last,
because I don't like want to ruinmy emojo. It's like, yeah,
I would recommend keep going to shows. Don't don't don't don't miss out
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on that. Well, well,guys, I'm so glad you guys had
a great time. If anyone elsewants to see the whole thing play out,
from the moment we talked to Lawrencein the Duncan Lounge to the moment
that Lexi and Melissa, uh anduh and Abby and her son got the
tickets. How cute was Abby's sonby the way, Oh my god,
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he was so cute. He wasadorable. He was the best. Yeah,
and I mean everyone was singing everyword. So if you go to
our Instagram at Jay Show Radios Ringand find the Jeremiah Show, it has
posted up there, and you guyscan you guys can relive the moment you
lived in person last night. Allright, Lexi, Melissa, thank you
guys so much for takeing a secondto chat with me. I'm so glad
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you guys had a good time.Thank you. Shout out Lawrence. Yeah.
Oh, I even talking about howawesome Lawrence was. I hope we
made new Lawrence fans out of youguys. Oh absolutely, I call the
so yeah, I love it.You got secrets. We love secrets the
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better. This is the Cleveland Concessionalon The Jeremiah Show ninety six five Kiss
FM. The place where secrets are. I guess no longer secrets for you.
It's your Cleveland confessional on the JeremiahShow. If you have a secret,
you could be anonymous if you want. By the way, wait,
make up and name. Use ourgo to anonymous name Natasha from the East
Side and confessor secrets right here onthe radio, and maybe we'll call you
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back. Shoot us at DM atJ Show Radio. Let's get to our
confessor. Now. It's called Lily. Hello, Hi, looking for Lily.
Yeah, this is Lily, Lily. It's The Jeremi Show ninety six
five Kids FM. Haigerl Hi LightLily. I'll get right to it.
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Do you remember dming us that youhad a Cleveland confessional for us? Uh?
Oh yeah I did. Okay,uh sorry, it's been a minute.
We get a lot of these.I'm here for your secret. Do
you have a second or you ina place where you can tell us what
your secret is? Yes? Okay, all right, Lily, tell us
what do you want to confess.I want to confess that my best friend
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is my half sister. Wait what? Okay? Uh, I've got questions,
You've got answers. Tell me howyou're best friend? To your half
sister. Yeah, I saw aweird situation. Yeah, well, my
dad actually drunkenly confessed to me onvacation that he cheated on my mom when
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they first got married. Oh yeah, she doesn't know, but it was
my best friend's mom. Oh yeah, so he told me he cheated on
her, and then he got mymom pregnant with me. Yeah, and
now you know, my friend's momand my dad, they came up with
a plan to kind of say thather dad ran off before she was born.
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Uh huh. It's just it's weirdbecause we pretty much grew up together
like sisters. But now that Ilook back, it just makes so much
more sense. So, like allthose times you guys grew up spending all
this time together, you thought itwas just because your friends, but it
turns out your dad and her momwere in cahoots about like kind of raising
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you guys together is because you reallyhave sisters. Yeah, exactly right.
We did so much together when wewere kids, Like we went on vacations
together. You know, she's gota great step dad. But I just
I guess my dad helps them financiallytoo, And he just told me,
like, don't tell them like,don't tell anybody about this, not anyone
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in either of our families. YouYou've been given this deep secret that you
can't Wow, So you can't tellyour your sister friend. No, I
can't. And it sucks too,because, like there's so much we can
bond over our dad. I mean, are we not? Are we not
a little bit mad at Dad aboutthis thing? Like I get I don't
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know, I get it, LikeI guess if he wants to protect the
family and protect us, like,it can get really messy really fastly.
Yeah, obviously nobody should cheat onanybody. Yeah, but here, but
here we are with our sister friend. Sorry, I'm sorry I keep referring
to her as your sister friend.I'm sorry, It's okay. I mean
I'm just glad that she's in mylife. Like I couldn't have survived my
childhood without her, Like in ain a weird I mean, in a
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in a weird, messed up way. This is like probably the best case
ending for the how the scenario started, right, Yeah, I would say,
I have a great friend. Yeah, and now she's your sister.
You just can't tell her about it. Yeah, I mean I'm hoping maybe
once my dad, you know,becomes senile or you know what. Just
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yeah, but it's not as importantlike I hope in the future I can
have this wonderful once you put yourdad in a home. You can tell
your best friend that she's really yourhalf sister. Is what you're saying.
Yeah, got something you want toconfess. Six five Kiss FM's the Jeremiashow
ninety six five Kiss FF ready forgreat content on the show, and Maya
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says, I have a sidetrack.I didn't even ask if this was radio
appropriate for the air or if thisneeds to be off the air, But
here we are. It's completely appropriate. It's perhaps not the best content for
radio. Let's find out somewhat visual. I'm here for it. Have you
ever heard of emoji kitchen? NoOho? Enjoy those emoji kitchen? You
(15:37):
just google emoji kitchen. Huh,And the first thing you see in Google
is a bunch of emojis. Sayget cooking, What am I doing?
Click on get cooking? What amI doing? And you can combine emojis
and it is not just like poof, they're smashed together. Look, it's
are crying laughing poodle. It isthe funny I did this for an hour
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yesterday. Oh God. You canchoose a hot dog as one of them
and make everything else a hot dog. You can make you can make the
cowboy have a black cowboy hat.Yes, you can take the cowboy and
add a rose, so he's holdingrose and his teeth. This is not
helpful, like he's gonna sulsa dance. There's there's a skeleton with a monocle.
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Maya a skeleton with a monocle.You can cry, you can like
cry laugh with the sunglasses on.What if you take like, Oh,
you're the devil, You're the devil? What have you done to me?
Oh? It's incredible. You canmake it a lemon a smiley face.
Yes you can. We are onlywe are only allowed to communicate emoji kitchen
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for the rest of our lives.But for the rest of our lives.
Let me give you one more hilariousExamplease do you choose the hot dog as
one? Huh right? Yeah?And then you choose like animals, Yeah,
if you want so. Like forsome of the animals, for the
frog head, for example, itjust makes the frog's head a hot bag.
But if you do the goose,it makes it so that the goose
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is like wearing a hot dog.I just made a germ, a meteor.
What is the matter with? OhGod? Lastly, if you take
the hot dog and you mix itwith the actual dog, it just makes
a water dogs station? Did daremy show on ninety six five Kiss FM?
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This This is Genius of the Daymaterial. But this is also Maya
material because the headline in the NewYork Post woman accidentally eats and passes AirPod.
Call back. Go back in thepodcast and find it. I have
no idea where it is. Mayawoke up with an air pod in her
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mouth because she was dreaming about eatingpopcorn. Yes, I believe I was
eating popcorn in my dream with theair pod in your mouth. It was
scary. I bet it was,But now I know that it would have
been fine. It's and the reasonI bring this up is because it's completely
relatable. It's completely I mean,come on, so uh Tanna is in
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Salt Lake City. She confess sheswallowed her husband's AirPod, mistaking it for
vitamins in her other hand. That'sso funny. I've done that before too.
I'm not with an AirPod, butas soon as something's in my hand.
Yeah, and I'm holding it likeI would hold a vitamin. Uh
huh, and I have a liquidin the other hand. You're like,
I must consume this thing. Itook my dog's trazodone once. It's like
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anxiety sleepy medication, does it?Okay? I got crazy and then I
fell asleep. So yes, theyworked. We're not condoning taking your dog's
medication for your anxiety. Definitely,for whatever reason you would take the medication.
I'm just saying, I understand.Yeah, she had a little thing
in her hand. Yeah, andgod forbid, she had a glass of
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water in the other Just how doyou not ready to go unavoidable? Oh
my gosh, I cannot believe Ijust did that. She immediately said,
I've got an AirPod inside me.Now I want to know if they tried
to play music, and if itworked. Maybe we'll have to reach out
and ask her that I think weshould. But in case you're wondering,
it passed naturally, so there's nothere's no risk of It's not like when
you get the monsters inside me.You get like the bristle from the grill
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brush and it almost kills you.Oh what So jez. Yeah, sorry
that that's a wormhole for later,all right, later on The Jeremiah Show.
He knows his role in society.My wife deals with school children,
which I could never do. Andhere I am just saying boobs on the
radio. The Jeremiah Show Now onshow on ninety six five Kiss FM.
(19:53):
Olivia Rodrigo tickets for you all weeks. So of course I want to know
your worst breakup story, best makeup story, however you choose to word
it the best slash worst. We'llscore the tickets to see Olivia. She's
coming to Columbus. Let's start withSerenity. Good afternoon, acrel Okay,
Serenity, tell me your breakup story. If it's the best story in Cleveland,
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I'll hook up with Olivia red Rigotickets. So it was after school
and we were talking and we weregonna leave, and he was saying,
you know, maybe we should waitand talk about this another time so that
it wasn't gonna get emotional, andof course it did. He was saying,
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you know, maybe fish isn't gonnawork out, and so I ended
up like having a full breakdown infront of the school and people were looking
at me like I was crazy andI felt so embarrassed. He just broke
up with you in front of theentire school, in front of everybody.
I felt so embarrassed. People werelooking at us. What a jerk.
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I hope you get back with him? Ever? No, okay? Good
two one, six, five,seventy eight, ninety six fifty. How'd
you get breaking up with? Brokenup with? How did you break up
with someone? Best story scores,Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Did Jerrem show on
ninety six five Kiss FM rewarding someonewith Olivia Rodrigo tickets. We're doing it
all week on the show, bythe way, So if you can't get
through right now, keep trying,and if you don't get through today at
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four twenty Tomorrow, Thursday, andFriday, we will be hooking you up
with those Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Jennifer, your turn to tell us all about
your horrible break up. Good afternoon, haker, Oh hi, Jennifer,
tell me how were you? Wereyou broken up with? Or did you
break up with somebody? I brokeup with somebody? What did you do
to them? So? I hadknown this guy for like my whole life,
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and when we got older, wedecided to like give it a shot,
and so we went on a coupleof days and we were at his
house one night and we're just hangingout watching a movie and I'm go to
tech my friend. I'm like,I sent her a tacks. I'm like,
I think I know why I'm notsexually attracted to you know, so
and so. Yeah, and youknow, a couple of minutes go by,
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and you know, she didn't answerme, and usually it's you know,
right back, and I look atmy phone and I actually sent it
to him to her, and yeah, it was pretty pretty uh Afford,
Did you guys finish the movie?No? I didn't expect it to.
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I felt really bad, you know, but I had to explain it to
him. No, I don't thinkthis need I think I think only more
words were hurtful in that scenario.Yeah, I went last when he found
my friend had a drink? Ohboy, oh two one, six,
five seven, eight, ninety sixfifty. How were you broken up with?
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How did you break up with somebody? The best worst story in Cleveland
wins Olivia Rodrigo tickets, Good Luck, Kiss did Jeremi show on ninety six
five Kiss FM? We got theseOlivia Rodrigo tickets all week. I see
the phones are absolutely exploding. Sowe're gonna find ourselves a winner. We're
gonna find someone who's going to seeOlivia with the best breakup story in Cleveland.
Let's move on to Bridget. Bridget, good afternoon, Hey girl,
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lovely, tell me about your breakupstory. Were you broken up with or
did you do the breaking upping?Well, I guess it kind of goes
both ways. I ended it afterfinding out, but I guess he would
most likely broken up with me exhusband, your ex husband husband. Oh,
okay, give me the juicy details, the quick synopsis if I'm making
it short and sweet, that hebroke up with me by taking me shopping
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for his pregnant mistress and their babywell and then icing on the cake.
He stole my dog. So thedog was the worst part. You see,
that's so quick. He took youshopping for baby things, thinking like,
but when it was for us thatwe were planning, Oh what are
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we going to look at? Trappingfor car seat? Mother me, Bridget,
shush, you win, you win, you win, you win?
Are you kidding me right now?It was? It was a rough one.
What out of this. You knowyour trauma. Share it on the
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radio is your reward. That's whatthat's like. The new mantra of the
show perfect share your trauma will rewardyou for it. I'm here for it.
Well, there you go, OliviaRodrigo. You're you're gonna sing those
all those songs to the top ofyour lungs because you feel them. I
my stepdaughter will be beside me andwe will sing along side you have the
best time in the world. Okay, awesome, All right, hang on,
(24:47):
I'm gonna get more info from you. You're so welcome. What a
jerk. All right, more OliviaRodrigo. Tickets we got them all week
on the show. Win again tomorrowat four twenty, It's time to smart
you love Cleveland with Jeremiah. It'sa fun factor or six kiss that fact.
Would love to provide you with alittle nugget of knowledge that you can
take with you today this evening,even even hold up for the weekend if
(25:08):
you want, and do what youwant with it. I just only request
you don't do anything for evil withthese knowledge nuggets, these little fun facts
would do on the show, misterRogers, right, one of the greatest
of All Time always mentioned on hisshow Out Loud that he was feeding his
fish because a young blind viewer onceasked him to do so, and he
(25:32):
wanted the young viewer to know thatthe fish were Okay. Yes, I'm
sorry. I didn't mean to makeit all emotional, but that's a good
one. Did you have my showon ninety six five Kids FM with your
Genius of the day, someone who'sdone something so stupid. Anything you've done
pales in comparison. Maya from Salesrelates to this one because she's woken up
with an air pot in her mouth. However, she didn't swallow one like
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one Salt Lake Woman, Salt LakeCity woman who confessed she swallowed her husband's
AirPod, mistaking it for vitamins.In her other hand. She said she
could actually feel it going down slowly. I wonder if it was playing something.
I wonder if that's why no worries. She eventually passed it very successfully
and without hurt being hurt, butshe did describe it as a wild ride.
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She said, quote, oh mygosh, I can't believe I just
did that. I've got an AirPodinside me now. Thanks for listening to
the Jeremiah Show on demand, theShow for more and find us on TikTok,
Instagram and more at Jay Show Radioand weekdays two to six on ninety
six five Kiss FM
Show friends, Happy Tuesday. Iknow it's not the happiest Tuesday in the
world. Obviously, we're thinking aboutNick Chubb and that who Yeah, last
night Monday Night football. Let's let'stry to spread good vibes. I also
(00:23):
just heard breaking news. Taco BellCANTEENA has closed downtown. One of our
reporters goes over there every Tuesday fromthe news station here and came back and
reported the doors have closed. You'regonna have to find somewhere else to go
after night of drinking downtown. Youcan't go to the canteen anymore. Jeraces.
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That's that's my recommendation. All right, let's turn all these bad,
bad vibes around with some good vibes. Something good that happened to you today
in your life, Spread it around, share it with the show at two,
one, six, five, seven, eight ninety six fifty. Shoot
us at DMAJ Show Radio. Leavea message. If you're listening on the
iHeart radio app, you can leavea message there. The microphone button.
(01:07):
It's called a talk back. Youcan talk back to us there. All
right, let's start with April.Kick us off, tell me something good
that happened to you today. AprilOh man, I I'm doing home renovations
that are going really successful. Areyou a house flipper? I'm not a
flipper while we're flipping our own house. Oh dare you go? How is
that going? The stress level's gotto be crazy, right, Oh,
(01:27):
it always is. What is themost annoying thing about flipping a house?
Oh? My gosh, time andmoney? Never enough of that. He's
gonna say, it's probably easier ifI ask you what's the least annoying.
It's probably a shorter list. Righthere you go, We'll go go have
a cocktail. Okay, you deserveit, Okay, appreciate it. All
right, So jare on my showon ninety six five Kiss FM, coming
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up. I got my Hassan andas tickets. He's coming to play house
Square. We'll play that you areWrong game for those tickets about two thirty.
We will get into that also ofyou Rodrigo tickets later in the show.
So if you're driving around doing someherons, make sure you leave us
on. Whether it's in your radioor when you get home. That's smart
speaker, your Google, your Alexa, tell them to play ninety six five
Kiss FM on. Ready, youdon't have to miss anything good vibes.
(02:15):
Continuing with Elizabeth. Now, Elizabeth, tell me something good that happened to
you today. Today we'll help withsomething good happened yesterday. I'm here for
what happened yesterday was so good.So yesterday I was at work and my
friends went up to put In Bayand they ever got their wallet in our
car. So when I got offwork, I went up there and I
got their wallet out of our carand took it across on the Jettis Press
(02:36):
and met him over there and stayat night, and I'm on my way
home. Hey, it's like anunintentional party. Now I know. It
was so much fun too. I'mglad I did it. Did we do
anything irresponsible? No? Of course, why not, because I'm a good
girl. All right, fine,work there you go. Okay, well
that's fine, that's fine. Okay. Did you do you just make out
with any random guys or anything likethat? No? I don't think so.
(03:00):
Yeah. Helds number one Hit MusicStation six five S. If you're
on my show on ninety six fiveKiss FM, Cleveland's number one get music
station, let's send you to seeAsa Minaji's coming to play. How square
We're playing the Your Wrong Game withour contestant. It's Kelsey, it matter
(03:23):
Kelsey. Good afternoon, Hager,Kelsey. How's Tuesday treating you so far?
As they're doing? All? Right? Do we need to have a
sit down? No, I thinkI'm good. Okay, I got through
the show, so yeah, you'vegot through what I got through to the
show? You got through of theprogram? Well, welcome in. We're
so happy to have you here,Kelsey. Let's play the Your Wrong game.
(03:45):
It's five questions. The rules aresimple. You've got to get all
the answers wrong. If you're right, you're wrong. There's no pausing,
there's no repeating in answer, andthe answer must be in the same category.
Like if I ask you an animalquestion, I need an animal answer
makes sense? Got it all?I wish you all the luck in the
world. Here comes to dramatic music. Okay. Question number one, Kelsey,
(04:05):
Monday night football was not good forthe Brownies as we dropped in ell.
But what color helmets did we wearlast night? Purple? You're wrong?
Question number two. The Jonas Brotherstore it up at the Romo Fiho
last night. The band consists ofbrothers Nick Joe and what's the third brother's
(04:25):
name? Robert? Robert? You'rewrong? Question number three, Ed sharing
is taking over our iheartland in themetaverse. What color is Ed's hair?
Yellow? Yellow? You're wrong?Question number four? Chipotle used an Olivia
Rodrigo lyric in a chips and guacpost over the weekend. What type of
(04:47):
food is Chipoltle pizza? Pizza?Alright? Finally? Question five? If
I Jeremiah was a zoo animal,what animal would I be? Kelsey a
gorilla? Gorilla? I mean it'shalf right but half wrong. That's right.
You. Yeah, I'm Harry likea gorilla, just not strong like
(05:11):
wanting. In case you were wonderingwhat I look like? Okay, Kelsey,
congratulations. Hassan Manaj is in yourfuture funny comedian. It's gonna be
a great show. Plus, Imean, any any time you get to
go to watch anything at Playhouse Square, it's you're in for a treat.
Oh my god, so true.Have the best time in the world.
I'm gonna get more info from you. You hang tight, We'll have more
tickets for you. Hasan Manaj tomorrowand at two thirty still on the show
(05:31):
today four twenty. I gotta liveyour rod Rico tickets. That's what we
did. We're hooking me up onkids, samah show. Science is not
his strong suits. How are you? How are your Microsoft's Microsoft one in
my build? How are your aMicrosoft right microscope specie? This is why
I could never do your job.I can't even say the freaking word microscope.
The Jeremiah Show now on ninety sixfives show ninety six five Kiss FM.
(05:57):
And yeah, we did it againlast night. A Jonas brother is
of course Laurence the band open upfor him. We had him on the
show. But we did our upgradething again. Four people got upgraded to
the floor at the Romo Fijo,two of them on the show with us
now Melissa and Lexie who we upgradeddown to the floor. Good afternoon here
girls. Are you guys driving backsouth right now? Yeah we are.
(06:26):
We are fifteen minutes away from ourapartment. So I love it well,
So allow me to catch those upwho who don't know what's going on?
Like, who are Who's Melissa?Who's Lexie? Who are we talking to
on the phone? You are twoof the four people I upgraded at Jonas
Brothers last night? Correct? Yeah? So the video. By the way,
(06:48):
I was editing the video today,just reliving all the moments. You
guys's excitement, your fangirliness, everyI was all that is the vibe that
I that I love to see whenwe when we do these upgrades. How
are we feeling today? Uh,we're like cloud Yeah. So let's kind
(07:09):
of walk through what happened yesterday.So you guys, you get into Rock
and Mortgage Field House. You goall the way up to section two twenty
one and when I found you,guys, you were you were looking to
buy better tickets already, right,Yeah, yeah, we were looking on
the drive and we were like,I don't know if we should do it,
and what price are we willing topay? Because I had already fought
(07:31):
a ticket. So and yeah,I once we got there and I was
like, Okay, there's gonna besomething better. Yeah, we didn't like
ours, so we're trying to findsomething better. Well, and it was
hard to find tickets out If youlooked around last night, from the floor
that place was, it was packedto the brim. Yeah. Yeah,
how we did our upgrade this timewith with uh, I'm gonna mess it
(07:55):
up. Melissa and Lexi and uhit Hot nailed it and Abby and her
son is. We had Lawrence thebandon who opened for Jonas. We had
him on the show yesterday, andwhen we were chatting, I had them
pick a random section and a randomrow, which was section two twenty one
because I believe the twenty first isClyde's birthday from Lawrence the Band, and
(08:18):
sixteen is Gracie's birthday from Lawrence theBand, And so they picked section two
twenty one rose sixteen. And that'swhen you just saw this random guy sit.
I climbed over the seat and Isat next to you. What was
going through your brain when you justsaw this rando sitting next to you,
Lexie? Yeah, I was sooblivious because I was so focused on trying
to get in. I had noidea until like, I think you asked
(08:43):
me a question about if I waslooking at tickets. I don't remember what
you asked me. So I wasso I was so focused on what I
was doing. I had no idea, dude, the tickets ever, So
you tried to purchase the tickets youthought they did? Did they ever go
through? They did it? They? God? Oh my god. I
was like, if I have topay for these things now. No,
(09:03):
but thankfully, thankfully it all workedout. The payment never went through.
I got anil it was. Itjust worked out, all right. Melissa,
tell me about your experience sitting onthe floor watching one of your favorite
bands in the way. You toldme multiple times you wanted to marry Joe
Jonas growing up. I wasn't seeingthe show from where we upgraded you two.
(09:24):
Yeah, so I am happily marriednot to Joe Jonas. Why yes,
I definitely growing up, I wouldwrite my name Melissa Jonas and kursa
so but so it was literally adream come true. I grew up watching
them on Disney Channel at like thepeak of Disney count days, and I
(09:45):
it was literally cloud nine. Lesieand I woke up this morning and we
were just like, I can't believethat happened. We are never lucky.
This is amazing. This. Imean, this is the first concert I've
been to in years, and Ifeel like I wanted to be the last,
because I don't like want to ruinmy emojo. It's like, yeah,
I would recommend keep going to shows. Don't don't don't don't miss out
(10:07):
on that. Well, well,guys, I'm so glad you guys had
a great time. If anyone elsewants to see the whole thing play out,
from the moment we talked to Lawrencein the Duncan Lounge to the moment
that Lexi and Melissa, uh anduh and Abby and her son got the
tickets. How cute was Abby's sonby the way, Oh my god,
(10:30):
he was so cute. He wasadorable. He was the best. Yeah,
and I mean everyone was singing everyword. So if you go to
our Instagram at Jay Show Radios Ringand find the Jeremiah Show, it has
posted up there, and you guyscan you guys can relive the moment you
lived in person last night. Allright, Lexi, Melissa, thank you
guys so much for takeing a secondto chat with me. I'm so glad
(10:52):
you guys had a good time.Thank you. Shout out Lawrence. Yeah.
Oh, I even talking about howawesome Lawrence was. I hope we
made new Lawrence fans out of youguys. Oh absolutely, I call the
so yeah, I love it.You got secrets. We love secrets the
(11:15):
better. This is the Cleveland Concessionalon The Jeremiah Show ninety six five Kiss
FM. The place where secrets are. I guess no longer secrets for you.
It's your Cleveland confessional on the JeremiahShow. If you have a secret,
you could be anonymous if you want. By the way, wait,
make up and name. Use ourgo to anonymous name Natasha from the East
Side and confessor secrets right here onthe radio, and maybe we'll call you
(11:39):
back. Shoot us at DM atJ Show Radio. Let's get to our
confessor. Now. It's called Lily. Hello, Hi, looking for Lily.
Yeah, this is Lily, Lily. It's The Jeremi Show ninety six
five Kids FM. Haigerl Hi LightLily. I'll get right to it.
(12:01):
Do you remember dming us that youhad a Cleveland confessional for us? Uh?
Oh yeah I did. Okay,uh sorry, it's been a minute.
We get a lot of these.I'm here for your secret. Do
you have a second or you ina place where you can tell us what
your secret is? Yes? Okay, all right, Lily, tell us
what do you want to confess.I want to confess that my best friend
(12:24):
is my half sister. Wait what? Okay? Uh, I've got questions,
You've got answers. Tell me howyou're best friend? To your half
sister. Yeah, I saw aweird situation. Yeah, well, my
dad actually drunkenly confessed to me onvacation that he cheated on my mom when
(12:48):
they first got married. Oh yeah, she doesn't know, but it was
my best friend's mom. Oh yeah, so he told me he cheated on
her, and then he got mymom pregnant with me. Yeah, and
now you know, my friend's momand my dad, they came up with
a plan to kind of say thather dad ran off before she was born.
(13:11):
Uh huh. It's just it's weirdbecause we pretty much grew up together
like sisters. But now that Ilook back, it just makes so much
more sense. So, like allthose times you guys grew up spending all
this time together, you thought itwas just because your friends, but it
turns out your dad and her momwere in cahoots about like kind of raising
(13:31):
you guys together is because you reallyhave sisters. Yeah, exactly right.
We did so much together when wewere kids, Like we went on vacations
together. You know, she's gota great step dad. But I just
I guess my dad helps them financiallytoo, And he just told me,
like, don't tell them like,don't tell anybody about this, not anyone
(13:52):
in either of our families. YouYou've been given this deep secret that you
can't Wow, So you can't tellyour your sister friend. No, I
can't. And it sucks too,because, like there's so much we can
bond over our dad. I mean, are we not? Are we not
a little bit mad at Dad aboutthis thing? Like I get I don't
(14:13):
know, I get it, LikeI guess if he wants to protect the
family and protect us, like,it can get really messy really fastly.
Yeah, obviously nobody should cheat onanybody. Yeah, but here, but
here we are with our sister friend. Sorry, I'm sorry I keep referring
to her as your sister friend.I'm sorry, It's okay. I mean
I'm just glad that she's in mylife. Like I couldn't have survived my
childhood without her, Like in ain a weird I mean, in a
(14:35):
in a weird, messed up way. This is like probably the best case
ending for the how the scenario started, right, Yeah, I would say,
I have a great friend. Yeah, and now she's your sister.
You just can't tell her about it. Yeah, I mean I'm hoping maybe
once my dad, you know,becomes senile or you know what. Just
(14:56):
yeah, but it's not as importantlike I hope in the future I can
have this wonderful once you put yourdad in a home. You can tell
your best friend that she's really yourhalf sister. Is what you're saying.
Yeah, got something you want toconfess. Six five Kiss FM's the Jeremiashow
ninety six five Kiss FF ready forgreat content on the show, and Maya
(15:16):
says, I have a sidetrack.I didn't even ask if this was radio
appropriate for the air or if thisneeds to be off the air, But
here we are. It's completely appropriate. It's perhaps not the best content for
radio. Let's find out somewhat visual. I'm here for it. Have you
ever heard of emoji kitchen? NoOho? Enjoy those emoji kitchen? You
(15:37):
just google emoji kitchen. Huh,And the first thing you see in Google
is a bunch of emojis. Sayget cooking, What am I doing?
Click on get cooking? What amI doing? And you can combine emojis
and it is not just like poof, they're smashed together. Look, it's
are crying laughing poodle. It isthe funny I did this for an hour
(16:03):
yesterday. Oh God. You canchoose a hot dog as one of them
and make everything else a hot dog. You can make you can make the
cowboy have a black cowboy hat.Yes, you can take the cowboy and
add a rose, so he's holdingrose and his teeth. This is not
helpful, like he's gonna sulsa dance. There's there's a skeleton with a monocle.
(16:26):
Maya a skeleton with a monocle.You can cry, you can like
cry laugh with the sunglasses on.What if you take like, Oh,
you're the devil, You're the devil? What have you done to me?
Oh? It's incredible. You canmake it a lemon a smiley face.
Yes you can. We are onlywe are only allowed to communicate emoji kitchen
(16:52):
for the rest of our lives.But for the rest of our lives.
Let me give you one more hilariousExamplease do you choose the hot dog as
one? Huh right? Yeah?And then you choose like animals, Yeah,
if you want so. Like forsome of the animals, for the
frog head, for example, itjust makes the frog's head a hot bag.
But if you do the goose,it makes it so that the goose
(17:15):
is like wearing a hot dog.I just made a germ, a meteor.
What is the matter with? OhGod? Lastly, if you take
the hot dog and you mix itwith the actual dog, it just makes
a water dogs station? Did daremy show on ninety six five Kiss FM?
(17:37):
This This is Genius of the Daymaterial. But this is also Maya
material because the headline in the NewYork Post woman accidentally eats and passes AirPod.
Call back. Go back in thepodcast and find it. I have
no idea where it is. Mayawoke up with an air pod in her
(18:00):
mouth because she was dreaming about eatingpopcorn. Yes, I believe I was
eating popcorn in my dream with theair pod in your mouth. It was
scary. I bet it was,But now I know that it would have
been fine. It's and the reasonI bring this up is because it's completely
relatable. It's completely I mean,come on, so uh Tanna is in
(18:21):
Salt Lake City. She confess sheswallowed her husband's AirPod, mistaking it for
vitamins in her other hand. That'sso funny. I've done that before too.
I'm not with an AirPod, butas soon as something's in my hand.
Yeah, and I'm holding it likeI would hold a vitamin. Uh
huh, and I have a liquidin the other hand. You're like,
I must consume this thing. Itook my dog's trazodone once. It's like
(18:45):
anxiety sleepy medication, does it?Okay? I got crazy and then I
fell asleep. So yes, theyworked. We're not condoning taking your dog's
medication for your anxiety. Definitely,for whatever reason you would take the medication.
I'm just saying, I understand.Yeah, she had a little thing
in her hand. Yeah, andgod forbid, she had a glass of
(19:06):
water in the other Just how doyou not ready to go unavoidable? Oh
my gosh, I cannot believe Ijust did that. She immediately said,
I've got an AirPod inside me.Now I want to know if they tried
to play music, and if itworked. Maybe we'll have to reach out
and ask her that I think weshould. But in case you're wondering,
it passed naturally, so there's nothere's no risk of It's not like when
you get the monsters inside me.You get like the bristle from the grill
(19:30):
brush and it almost kills you.Oh what So jez. Yeah, sorry
that that's a wormhole for later,all right, later on The Jeremiah Show.
He knows his role in society.My wife deals with school children,
which I could never do. Andhere I am just saying boobs on the
radio. The Jeremiah Show Now onshow on ninety six five Kiss FM.
(19:53):
Olivia Rodrigo tickets for you all weeks. So of course I want to know
your worst breakup story, best makeup story, however you choose to word
it the best slash worst. We'llscore the tickets to see Olivia. She's
coming to Columbus. Let's start withSerenity. Good afternoon, acrel Okay,
Serenity, tell me your breakup story. If it's the best story in Cleveland,
(20:14):
I'll hook up with Olivia red Rigotickets. So it was after school
and we were talking and we weregonna leave, and he was saying,
you know, maybe we should waitand talk about this another time so that
it wasn't gonna get emotional, andof course it did. He was saying,
(20:36):
you know, maybe fish isn't gonnawork out, and so I ended
up like having a full breakdown infront of the school and people were looking
at me like I was crazy andI felt so embarrassed. He just broke
up with you in front of theentire school, in front of everybody.
I felt so embarrassed. People werelooking at us. What a jerk.
(20:59):
I hope you get back with him? Ever? No, okay? Good
two one, six, five,seventy eight, ninety six fifty. How'd
you get breaking up with? Brokenup with? How did you break up
with someone? Best story scores,Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Did Jerrem show on
ninety six five Kiss FM rewarding someonewith Olivia Rodrigo tickets. We're doing it
all week on the show, bythe way, So if you can't get
through right now, keep trying,and if you don't get through today at
(21:22):
four twenty Tomorrow, Thursday, andFriday, we will be hooking you up
with those Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Jennifer, your turn to tell us all about
your horrible break up. Good afternoon, haker, Oh hi, Jennifer,
tell me how were you? Wereyou broken up with? Or did you
break up with somebody? I brokeup with somebody? What did you do
to them? So? I hadknown this guy for like my whole life,
(21:48):
and when we got older, wedecided to like give it a shot,
and so we went on a coupleof days and we were at his
house one night and we're just hangingout watching a movie and I'm go to
tech my friend. I'm like,I sent her a tacks. I'm like,
I think I know why I'm notsexually attracted to you know, so
and so. Yeah, and youknow, a couple of minutes go by,
(22:12):
and you know, she didn't answerme, and usually it's you know,
right back, and I look atmy phone and I actually sent it
to him to her, and yeah, it was pretty pretty uh Afford,
Did you guys finish the movie?No? I didn't expect it to.
(22:37):
I felt really bad, you know, but I had to explain it to
him. No, I don't thinkthis need I think I think only more
words were hurtful in that scenario.Yeah, I went last when he found
my friend had a drink? Ohboy, oh two one, six,
five seven, eight, ninety sixfifty. How were you broken up with?
(22:59):
How did you break up with somebody? The best worst story in Cleveland
wins Olivia Rodrigo tickets, Good Luck, Kiss did Jeremi show on ninety six
five Kiss FM? We got theseOlivia Rodrigo tickets all week. I see
the phones are absolutely exploding. Sowe're gonna find ourselves a winner. We're
gonna find someone who's going to seeOlivia with the best breakup story in Cleveland.
Let's move on to Bridget. Bridget, good afternoon, Hey girl,
(23:23):
lovely, tell me about your breakupstory. Were you broken up with or
did you do the breaking upping?Well, I guess it kind of goes
both ways. I ended it afterfinding out, but I guess he would
most likely broken up with me exhusband, your ex husband husband. Oh,
okay, give me the juicy details, the quick synopsis if I'm making
it short and sweet, that hebroke up with me by taking me shopping
(23:45):
for his pregnant mistress and their babywell and then icing on the cake.
He stole my dog. So thedog was the worst part. You see,
that's so quick. He took youshopping for baby things, thinking like,
but when it was for us thatwe were planning, Oh what are
(24:06):
we going to look at? Trappingfor car seat? Mother me, Bridget,
shush, you win, you win, you win, you win?
Are you kidding me right now?It was? It was a rough one.
What out of this. You knowyour trauma. Share it on the
(24:26):
radio is your reward. That's whatthat's like. The new mantra of the
show perfect share your trauma will rewardyou for it. I'm here for it.
Well, there you go, OliviaRodrigo. You're you're gonna sing those
all those songs to the top ofyour lungs because you feel them. I
my stepdaughter will be beside me andwe will sing along side you have the
best time in the world. Okay, awesome, All right, hang on,
(24:47):
I'm gonna get more info from you. You're so welcome. What a
jerk. All right, more OliviaRodrigo. Tickets we got them all week
on the show. Win again tomorrowat four twenty, It's time to smart
you love Cleveland with Jeremiah. It'sa fun factor or six kiss that fact.
Would love to provide you with alittle nugget of knowledge that you can
take with you today this evening,even even hold up for the weekend if
(25:08):
you want, and do what youwant with it. I just only request
you don't do anything for evil withthese knowledge nuggets, these little fun facts
would do on the show, misterRogers, right, one of the greatest
of All Time always mentioned on hisshow Out Loud that he was feeding his
fish because a young blind viewer onceasked him to do so, and he
(25:32):
wanted the young viewer to know thatthe fish were Okay. Yes, I'm
sorry. I didn't mean to makeit all emotional, but that's a good
one. Did you have my showon ninety six five Kids FM with your
Genius of the day, someone who'sdone something so stupid. Anything you've done
pales in comparison. Maya from Salesrelates to this one because she's woken up
with an air pot in her mouth. However, she didn't swallow one like
(25:56):
one Salt Lake Woman, Salt LakeCity woman who confessed she swallowed her husband's
AirPod, mistaking it for vitamins.In her other hand. She said she
could actually feel it going down slowly. I wonder if it was playing something.
I wonder if that's why no worries. She eventually passed it very successfully
and without hurt being hurt, butshe did describe it as a wild ride.
(26:19):
She said, quote, oh mygosh, I can't believe I just
did that. I've got an AirPodinside me now. Thanks for listening to
the Jeremiah Show on demand, theShow for more and find us on TikTok,
Instagram and more at Jay Show Radioand weekdays two to six on ninety
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